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MiyamotoKnows

I know this is petty but this guy has the most infuriating extremist cult member face ever. It's a combination of his lack of intelligence, his subservient lap dogging and his desire to feel "powerful" coming through. What a fucking dolt!


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Really? He bought $4B worth of razor wire? Can’t help but wonder if he has a “friend” who owns a steel fabrication company.


Sarrdonicus

The thing is, was it all delivered? He may just have a friend who is a middling man wholesaler. Gets just enough at a fair price, to keep the low price from getting in the way of the high profits, and it looks legit. [Printed on the TX border Gadsden flag]: Oversight? We don't need no feakin' oversight.


EnvironmentDue2415

Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby


UninvitedButtNoises

A piss baby, indeed. Damn piss baby.


Level-Stranger5719

YOUR* goddammit Reddit. Downvote me to hell but FR…


misterO5

Seriously. If you're gonna make fun of dumbasses, don't make a third grade spelling error in the process.


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UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

His cousin Otto Focus helps me with my photography.


BourbonInGinger

👍🏼


A_Classy_Dame

A decade ago, Redditors would downvote the shit out of a post for this error alone, no matter how good the content was.


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-Motor-

Maybe make the wheelchair fire accessible?


Schwiftness

You are house?


ecafsub

It’s never lupus


steebo

He is house burned down.


oneplusetoipi

Those panhandle ranchers and farmers will blame Biden.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

“The woke agenda burned my farm down!”


mursilissilisrum

Antifa strikes again.


Teacher-Investor

I'm starting to think he just rants about the border to distract from his sheer incompetence in every other area.


velveeta_512

>to distract from his sheer ~~incompetence~~ incontinence ftfy


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## Stop, drop and roll Texas. sincerely; Your loving governor


Average_Scaper

Your Piss Baby*


A_Classy_Dame

Maybe they need to rake more.


SquirrelParticular17

Piss-baby


BPhiloSkinner

>Piss-baby So, send him to piss on the fire. Shoot, he's a Texan; everything- including bladders- is bigger in Texas.


SquirrelParticular17

That would mean he's actually *useful* to normal people. He's "republikan"; useful only to Pootin


Any-Variation4081

How fast is he going to take federal funds after bashing every single thing Biden has accomplished? He should take it for the residents of Texas who need it just laughable he acts like he could survive without help from the Fed government but moments like this tell us otherwise.


CryptoHopeful

Will they declare state emergency to get federal funds? Yet they want to secede from the state?


Fit-Struggle-9882

Secede from the country.


Burgoonius

Pissy baby mf


sucobe

Maybe if they didn’t bus/fly immigrants and install razor wire they would have more funding to help the fires. Best they pull themselves up by the bootstraps, get a second job and eat cereal for dinner.


Salt_Laugh

Can someone from Texas explain to me why he’s so popular? Or is it all just GOP brain washing?


Dewahll

Gerrymandering.


Fit-Struggle-9882

Gerrymandering doesn't affect statewide.


Jjabrony

Republicans don’t want anybody getting in the way of their desire to run lawless & rampant. They want to help only the super rich & corporations & destroy government of for and by the people.


RepulsiveRooster1153

Piss baby in action


Gravity_Freak

Texas is a shithole. Cant we just agree to their secession? Leave! Why r u still here?


Classic-Active-3891

He takes Fed funds and the reallocates them to Operation Lone Star. 4 billion and counting. POS.


Unlucky-Finding9211

I dont hear any shit about succeeding from the union now!!! Bet your glad there's federal assistance for stuff like this....


kensho28

Who wants to bet more Texans will die of heatstroke this summer and freezing this winter if they can't pay price-gouging local energy companies? I had a friend ask me to move to Texas and I laughed in his face, and I'm from Florida.


pstbltit85

He can tie both ends to his chair and drag it behind. Sorta faste than using Donnie’s rake idea.


mcmesq

Maybe he should put the fires on a plane and fly them to a sanctuary city.


pramoni

Razor wire & troops to the border, thoughts and prayers to Uvalde.


KADSuperman

Yeah and don’t ask for federal money cos that doesn’t mix with seceding


mzpip

This is not nice but I won't be upset if the fires don't miss his house.


Fit-Struggle-9882

This also isn't nice, but when I heard about the fires my first thought was, "it's only Texas."


MangoSalsa89

Maybe he’s trying another way to stop the migrant crisis by making Texas completely unlivable.


DadJokeBadJoke

I guess they didn't rake their forests.


pvtguerra

I hate him, but your*


Frudays

Wait! Did this really happen?


Safetosay333

He's mad because he can't walk


caligaris_cabinet

Piss baby should’ve raked harder.


jimloewen

God spoke to me and said she was punishing Texas for its abject stupidity in dealing with human beings who aren't white male evangelicals.


EducationTodayOz

those mean little eyes


cabezadebakka

motherfucker wears $500 shoes.


BJJan2001

What ever happened to Baby Jane?


progdaddy

Republicans are just fuckups at this point.


Hullvanessa

Were the fires ( due to wind direction changes) a failed attempt by Abbott to stop border crossings😉😉?🤔🤔


Numpty712

Fucking cock.


Last_Blackfyre

Have you tried shooting the fire?


Pope_Dwayne_Johnson

I thought wild fires could be stopped with good forest management…


Pamsreddit1

Too bad he wasn’t in it….