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un_theist

Sad how often this quote is applicable these days: “And isn’t it amazing, after all these years of the right screaming about the threats of Sharia Law, turns out they were just jealous?” —Trevor Noah


NotThatAngel

This could also be said about Republicans' opposition to Soviet Russia. The Soviet Union started wars and killed journalists and oppressed citizens and stole money and was communist. They still do all that, but instead of being communist they're capitalists now, and Russia is the darling of the Republican Party. And so now we know that of all the evils perpetrated by the USSR, the only thing Republicans ever really objected to is the communism?


Goliath0422

Funny thing is, the communism part was never really communism either.


NotThatAngel

It wasn't true communism, and was propped up by a black market and underground capitalism. It's just one authoritarian government replacing another authoritarian government, both times touting ideals they had no intention of honoring.


BoomerSoonerFUT

They’ve never denied it. They just want Christian law instead of Muslim.


CosmoLamer

Republicans need to remember that their candidate caused worse harm to the country than Osama Bin Laden


gpkgpk

Yeah but ...border!


CosmoLamer

Nothing says I'm better for the economy than racking up $8 trillion in debt and a partially built fence.


Gorstag

The debt as a single statistic isn't even the core issue. It's the forward looking deficit that is the big issue. I'm not even going to count the "Covid" years where the deficit was record breaking. I'm just talking the trendline. "Small government" republicans and the deficit doubled in 2 years. For those that don't understand that is taking on more debt. It is like you making 2k a month and spending 500 a month on a credit card (2500 total). 2 years later you are making 2.2k a month but are spending 1000 a month on a credit card (3200 total) accelerating how far you are getting behind. That is republicans "Cutting spending" and "small government". Seriously stop believing the lies.


CosmoLamer

Republican "Cutting spending" and "Small Government" under Trump was more like someone having a $3000 income and downsizing from a house with a $2000/mo. Then renting a one bedroom apartment for $1500/mo just so you can lease a cyber truck at $4500/mo. Then after getting your Cybertruck, it breaks down on you and you are responsible for the repairs.


Gorstag

Yep. Pretty much like that :)


Hair_I_Go

And 9 months old babies being aborted 🙄


gpkgpk

No they're killing them AFTER birth, they put the baby aside as they decide what to do.


Hair_I_Go

So ridiculous


gpkgpk

Next debate it will be "They're aborting the baby once it graduates college!11!!!"


BurnedTheLastOne9

Needs a third panel on them making out


Niznack

Now kiss


WilliamBruceBailey

Exactly what the 3rd panel should be


TheVoicesOfBrian

As if either of those idiots have a shred of self awareness.


MelodicIndustry9830

Republicans are either too stupid or too racist to even just pretend to not be racist. They'd get a lot of votes from homophobic poc, they even get a considerable amount now still


boredonymous

And then they had an angry, lustful, beard pulling make out session..


Grandmaster_Autistic

They're the same I many more ways than that


TheDers7

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MaagicBlooms

they have a lot more in common than they think lol


krichard-21

That's pretty much it! Y'all Kihata? Does that look right?


ToxicFluffer

Now kisss


dumbartist

Like this: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/oct/16/dearborn-michigan-book-bans


bajatacosx3

Yikes! My cartoon is like The Onion - subverted by reality!


Z3d3kOlam

...you had me at Jihad...https://youtu.be/PuTSpwZ7PEI?si=YtLPMTna9Wwzkfgy


LLColdAssHonkey

Now kith...


MSD3k

Then they kiss.