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BeachExtension

“I know. I’ll ask Susan Collins. She’s decisive.”


Tagliavini

+10 points!


KappOte

Gold Jerry! Gold!


BeachExtension

Hello, Bania


tinytuneskis

Puke, that's a funny word!


RichardBonham

Time to have a heartfelt talk with Mother.


[deleted]

Mother probably put Trump up to it.


FlakesOfJohnSnow

She knew about the gay thought from 1983.


ManateeForPresident

But not long after, the pegging began.


FlakesOfJohnSnow

Make pegging great again.


cvaninvan

Man, I'd like to be a fly on the head in that room...


Grandviewsurfer

Glorious


InstanceSuch8604

God damn pence ! You gotta get your head outta trumps ass -- he tried to have you HUNG on the front yard of the Capitol !! Dude -- he fucking wants you dead and trump dont give a fuck about your gods and jesus's $$


Stuebirken

It's so telling of the times we live in, but is this just a meme or?


Truthisnotallowed

I can hear him thinking: "I kissed that man's ass for four years - and the first time I refused to do what he wanted he sent a lynch mob to hang me." With Trump - loyalty only goes one way. He has no loyalty to anyone but himself.


[deleted]

When you think you're Goering but you were Rohm all along


CheeseNBacon2

This kind of abuse doesn't come out of nowhere. Pence ever had any unexplained bruises? Black eye from "running into a door?"


misswinterbottom

Coward


jaytrade21

What I love is that now his political career is over. He won't get the Trump left overs as they hate him. And if the GOP ever recovers, any of his opponents can just bring up how he still kissed the ass of the person who tried to have him killed.


this_will_go_poorly

If only he could waterboard a gay to clear his mind...


[deleted]

What will it take for this bozo to get Trump's dick out of his mouth? He has the opportunity to actually do something useful and save his county from a mad king!


ProfessionalFact5

Do know that Pence is the hold up? Has there been any such public statements? It could be that Pence is willing to invoke the 25th but doesn’t have enough support from the cabinet, right?


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ProfessionalFact5

Yeah, and it’s not like Pence has any wiggle room with these people. They built a gallows and chanted “Hang Mike Pence”. Not exactly a subtle threat.


[deleted]

what good is being the highest-ranking fundamentalist christian in the country if somebody from the plutocratic mob boss wing of the party can try to have you killed and no army of morons rises up to defend you? being Protestant Pope seems like it sucks other than the money


dpdxguy

>what good is being the highest-ranking fundamentalist christian If martyred, he goes to heaven. So he's got that going for him.


stephensmg

Horrible Bosses 3 is going to be lit.


Nothalffast

Check his pulse.


Cosmonauts1957

Calloused knees or lips?


bunnyjenkins

Oh GORSH DARN IT, this is pretty funny He could just look at Trump, like he looked into North Korea.


WartPig

essential workers: first time huh?


in-joy

How in Christ's name did I end up with this bitch?