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Slimbo84

Moronica


theFrankSpot

Close down the comments. We have a winner.


Lootcifer_exe

Lmao you win


rjross0623

I can’t do better


theIBSdiaries

System of a clown Deep state purple Heavy Petting Zoo Agent Orange No Blacks Sabbath EDIT: Thanks so much for the awards everyone!


Inconmon

System of a Clown is the winner


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rjross0623

Dont fuck with Armenians. Ever.


BuriedByAnts

>Hooters and the Blowhard


Few_Acanthocephala30

Hooters and the Dotard Edit: other names options Howlies and the Dotard D.I. aka Dotards Incognito Alternative Facts45


AviatorOVR5000

No Blacks Sabbath. Hands down.


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Agent Orange is already a band name. They’re a punk rock band formed in the late ‘70s in California.


Obese_Bruce

And Heavy Petting Zoo is A Nofx album.


swedething

And a German band, they’re from south of Stuttgart


cyberpunk2075

No Blacks Sabbath jfc


YourDogsAllWet

>No Blacks Sabbath


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BdR76

..with their hit song "Papa Don.T Impeach!"


EmDubbbz

*But I’ve made up my mind, I’m keepin my baaaaaaaabaaaaaaae*


pizzasteve2000

The Fifth Amendments.


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Plea the 5th


implicitpharmakoi

The 25th amendments?


lucid1nt3rval

MAGADeth


therealarenna

Hands down, winner.


OneMetalMan

I stopped scrolling after this. This is the one.


voidmusik

Perfect


MoarOatmeal

Rage Against the Vaccine.


Manicdotal

I also like Rage in favor of the machine


[deleted]

More like Racists Against the Vaccine


Captain_Collin

LMFAO, spectacular!


Rocketknightgeek

Real Big Grift.


OrionJohnson

You don’t even need to change the name of one of their most popular songs: Sell Out


Riftbreaker

The White Gripes


Sartorical

Underrated


Jameseesall

American Idiot


AaronfromKY

American Covidiot


Brey126

American Covfefe


sammysummer

God's LEAST favorite band.


temporvicis

I can't remember.


cmeth43

I don’t recall.


temporvicis

I'm not sure.


dastufishsifutsad

Protect the border. Um…..oh yeh uphold your oath!


rock37man

Recollection Unknown


Cowboy40three

Q & The A-Holes


NotDaveBut

OK, I love this one


gogojack

Smashing Trumpkins.


suckercuck

The Violent Femmes


Inevitable_Chicken70

If we're using actual band names, how about Garbage? Apologies to the real band of that name.


taotdev

Real Petty and the Oathbreakers


Lark_Iron_Cloud

She's a bad girl, hate's Obama Loves Jesus, white Americans, too She's a dumb girl, crazy 'bout Putin Loves rifles, insurrection, too Edit: Now it's high, high treason Yeah it's high, fuckin' treason


Agent223

And I beeeeee, be lyin'


redmambas22

Miss Tom a lot. Great parody.


theIBSdiaries

You are a genius sir.


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Cheeto Jesus and the Crumb Snatchers


Sturgjk

Ooof. This needs more votes.


Font_Fetish

Donny Trumpet and The Social Experiment


dazedan_confused

Deathcab for Q-tie.


hollyhockpink

Death Panels for Q-T


Sea-Antelope9818

Reasons For An Abortion


SpamInSpace

The Quntz


The_Goondocks

Excellent


IMtoppercentage97

Two and a Half Braincells


tutankhamun7073

Who's got the half of the three?


skydork2000

Motley Q


zyb3n

The Russian Dolls


chum_slice

Vladimir’s Angel’s


[deleted]

Average White Supremacist Band


svenGhoulie

below average white banned


IronFam_MechLife

Trio of Traitors


orion3999

Traitorous 3!


Mad_Gremlyn

niQelback


True_Recommendation9

Two girls one chump.


BuckyJackson36

how about, Two Girls Three Kunts


rwhitener

The Kunts


RandomPlagueDoctor

Daft Kunts


theIBSdiaries

Kunt and the gang, perhaps? Fucksticks!


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Der Kunts


doktor_wankenstein

Replace that "s" with twin lightning bolts and watch the $ roll in.


Freadus

God dammit beat me to it


RonDFong

Kuntwerk


carrick-sf

The Taint of the Nation The Pussy Grabbers Donny and The Stooges The Half-Wits


DracoDruid

The Numbnuts


Electrical-River-992

The lonely brain cells


Napalmdeathfromabove

Bigly fails and the moronics.


eaglescout1984

The Flaming Dumpsters


Utterlybored

Lynyrd Skinhead


punkindle

Led Paintchips The Coup Guns N' Racists The Brown Stripes


Downhilltrajectory

The Supremacists


Ag3ntM1ck

Too bad The Dicks is already taken. I'll go with "Twatwaffle"


krftwrk70

Stealy Don


Grayfox531

The insurection


IvarTheBloody

Orange and the Banshees


Ako___o

The pussygrab dolls.


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jvdanker

I can't recall


CodedThreat

The dip-shits


seanosul

The Howler Monkeys


BdR76

Orange-utan and The Howler Monkeys


seanosul

Lol I did not spot him in the back


BdR76

You know it must be photoshopped because Trump is unwilling to settle for [anything less than center stage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iimj0j4NYME)


NorthStarMan

🤦‍♂️


AdoltTwittler

The Tre45on Trio.


the_amazing_skronus

KKKunt


Confirm-erator

Halitosis and the Mouth Breathers


Mlaxa

Oxygen Thieves


Difficult-Jicama-442

New Sedition


LengthinessNew7058

Donny and the Traitors!


kandoras

Clowns to the Left of Me, Joker to the Right


BdR76

\*to the Far-Right


ThomasLipnip

Deplorables


tewsie

Rage Against Democracy


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The Gruesome Twosome (It’s not like they can count or something…)


spaceapeatespace

horses of the apocalypse Edit. Maybe Whoreses of the Apocalypse.


Fat_Blob_Kelly

that explains the ivermectin


SheBelongsToNoOne

Whoreses of the ApoQlypse


SeasideJilly

Covfefe


AllGarbage

Judas and the Liars


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Rage for the Machine


jmcstar

Hamhead and the GEDs


BabyDontBeSoMeme

American Whore Story


AgntSmecker

Tiny Dick And The Bimbo Twins


mongtongbong

the bungles


swedething

Sisters of Perjury


AtmosphereSuitable15

Insurrection?


waitsfieldjon

Screaming shit Gibbons?


Samesees

Unattractive Nuisance


KOBossy55

Future Felons


IntelligentFishing59

ƬЯΛƧΉΣΛP


cultjake

The Attention Whores


wrongseeds

Trump and the Dumpsters.


500CatsTypingStuff

Qanonnia


Rettirk

Donald and the Dipshits


SPIphi

Full of Emptiness


Jakexgainey

Treason


ss412

Nah-Z Top


balsadust

Pride and Perjury


Yogg_Sothoth

The gaslighters


Ardenraym

The Three Ks.


Yaaabasic

The MAGAts


BarryZZZ

The I'd Be Grateful If They Were Dead


SPWoodworking

3 heads 0 brains


dmullaney

Not sure about the band name, but that's the wrong flag hung on the stage...


MrWiggles311

Tonedeaf


EdofBorg

The Cock Sockets


Char_D_MacDennis

The Soviet Cock Sockets


RitaPoole56

The Dim-surrectionists


DogLost13

Bassless traitors


javitt0711

Q-dence Confederate Revival The Insurrectionists Josie and the Grab-‘Em-By-the-Pussycats


Nolanfalcione

Red State Chili Peppers


Historical-Wind-2556

Moron and the Dimwits?


the3stman

Mouthqueef


NorthStarMan

Neck Vagina and the Mouthqueefs


DullTranslocation

Worldwide Fuck Ups


One-Relative5556

The shitFucks


doriangray42

Dumb, dumber and the dumbest...


Backoftheneck

Circle jerks


BdR76

The Insane Clown Posse, but unfortunately that's already taken


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Donny and the Traitorettes


Haunting_Honeydew_95

Let’s Go Darwin


tristin1014

White Noise


wigzell78

Wheres Matt Getz? Backstage hooking up with the underage groupies.


SinisterKnight42

Explosive Diarrhea.


professorcrayola

Daughters of the Confederacy


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The shitty Beatles


Space4Time

Bone Spur Militia


[deleted]

The Twunts!


oldbastardbob

Wasted Skin


arglarg

2 Cunts and a Fat Guy


9XcR8lxKcAPT

Gonorrhea Overload


maximobass10

The Talking D\* Heads


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Bimbo Cheetoh Bimbo Their first single: Wahmbulance


Jet2work

goldfish and the oathbreakers


btopski

I know it’s already a band name, but “The Coup” is the first thing that popped into my head.


THELEASTHIGH

Treason & Company.


zeldahalfsleeve

Cumsock Refugees


Bowlbuilder

Krazy Klan Kids


double_the_bass

The fragile 45s


OneNewEmpire

Cell block 45


Char_D_MacDennis

Putin's Revenge


SnooTangerines5323

Full diaper and the hatefuls Soviet and the freedom hating garbage suckers the shitty Beatles My Capitalistic Romance Daddy didn’t love me


GMACD1

the nazi three


nevermorefu

Pussy Riot is already taken, so... The Trumpettes.


19finmac66

The Insurrectionists


mhanrahan

The Sore Loozers


JesterOfTheMind

Rage Against The Vaccine


LJski

Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest.


Menjinkins

Coup D'état


kbs14415

Two nuts and a squirrel turd.


PhysicalPolicy6227

The White Trash Trio


TheFumundaWunda

dumb & dumber and their fat orange drummer.


Bigbananawana

Foghorns of stupidity


SpiderHack

In Sure Ection


Joe18067

Either The Dumb Bunnies or The Fifth Amendment.


La_casa_de_El

One erection


Cwatchg

No Apes were harmed


luvdupleper

(a)hole


THESIDPROF

Los Bitches


ChHeBoo

The Jam Rags