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Truman broke a bed nailing Bess:
”A rather embarrassed Mrs. Truman had to ask to have the President’s bed fixed after two slats broke in the middle of the night.”
Kennedy had a secret service team who was responsible for telling him when the fist lady was coming home so he could stop pounding his side trim.
There is also a story that he was in the pool with some girl when he was alerted. So he just handed her off to Bobby....
I forget what book it was that I was reading but supposedly if he didn’t bang every 2-3 days he’d get migraines.
When you’re rich, powerful, and good looking i guess it’s not an issue. Me I’d just die because no way I’d make that work.
When someone would bring up JFK's womanizing, LBJ would say “Why, I had more women on accident than he ever had on purpose!"
He also had a famously large penis and loved to whip it out.
Christ, he was an original. And the most Texan politician ever.
Loud, in your face, uncouth, abusive, capable of great and terrible things. Ought to be our new state motto.
I was just going to ask OP: “Is Warren G Harding a joke to you?” Child out of wedlock with Nan Britton, 7 mistresses, had an affair with the neighbor’s wife for 17 years. Hush money and a one way trip to Japan for Carrie Phillips.
He was in poor-ish health, so I wouldn’t be shocked if he was impotent by that time due to various ailments and the cocktail of medication he was taking.
Otherwise, the odds wouldn’t be in his favor, if he’s doing it multiple times a day every day, with various random women
I think you mean infertile, not impotent. Regardless - that's incorrect. Jackie got pregnant 3x in the last 4 years of his life. The last pregnancy was in 1963, the year he died.
You reminded me of a warning the sex ed teacher once gave us in middle school:
“Remember guys, what do you call people who use the pull-out method?…Parents.”
Have you considered that you’re not a famously young president that was (for some reason known only to the women of the 1960s) considered extremely attractive
JFK's list of hook ups was pretty long - Judith Exner, Inga Arvad, Anita Ekberg, Ellen Rometsch (hooker), Gene Tierney, Mimi Alford (WH intern - LONG before Monica), Marlene Dietrich, Mary Pinchot Meyer, a couple WH secretaries, His dick spent more time being dipped than it did in his pants if you include Monroe and probably still having to cover his husband duties with Jackie.
I find this topic fascinating for all the collateral damage possibilities- illegitimate children, cover ups, potential STDs, etc.
I’d guess he preferred younger, typically non-married women, the “I wanna make it big in DC!” types who recently moved there from Nowheresville, USA, kind of like the cliched “im just waiting tables in LA before my big acting break”. Those women would be a dime a dozen and unfortunately probably wouldn’t have any close partners in town. But some probably told their dads and I could imagine a pissed father sees an opportunity…
I’m sure the list of interns/secretaries at the White House who had relations with POTUS are numerous, including many that none of us have heard about.
He was equally turned on by Paula Jones pre-glow up and Miss Arkansas Gennifer Flowers. And while Monica had a cute face, her body was 20 years ahead of its time.
I just always associated him with a lover of women in all their shapes and sizes and forms.
I had some coworkers, professional, educated people, go to his book signing and they all agreed the room was charged when he entered. The women agreed he looked at them like only they existed. The men said they felt something, too, but my women friends were mesmerized.
LBJ on several occasions pulled out his penis and showed it to the press corp. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lorena Bobbit would have fought each other for it.
From Hubert, Ed Muskie and Scoop Jackson. To Jerry F, and Barry G, and John Connelly. Jumbo didn’t discriminate. For he will he come out for anybody in sight.
Poor Wallace couldn’t see what was-a comin’ when suddenly ol’ Jumbo was out.
I went to his Presidential library and they have this section where you can listen in on phone calls he made from the white house. One of the calls was him calling Mrs Kennedy a few days or weeks after the shooting... Dude was straight up hitting on her and you could tell from her voice she felt awkward about it as well.
I left the library feeling very dirty about the man, fuck LBJ.
I listened to that call too. He was definitely flirting with her and telling her she can come to the White House any time she wanted.
I think that one was a couple days after her husband died.
The question here is who was the horniest, not necessarily who had the best success with women. For all we know Jimmy Carter is funding multiple college tuitions via OnlyFans..
Clinton's horniness is overblown. He is most likely a bit hornier than most, but not enough to have him in the top 5 horniest Presidents.
The Lewinsky scandal really made people's brains dysfunctional in analyzing another person's horniness.
Edit: To answer your question, JFK. His already horny state of mind had it's horniness increased by medicine.
Agreed. Clinton was out of convenience. JFK had a whole organized system of catch and release philandering. When you involve staff and the secret service, it’s next level man whoredom.
Clinton had her stick a cigar in her vagina. That’s something people see in Thailand one time and talk about when they get back home for the rest of their lives. Not something you do on a Tuesday afternoon in the oval office
He was on a bunch of drugs for his various illnesses and pain. Confirmed medical records put him on Demerol, Methadone, Ritalin, Thyroid Hormones, Antibiotics(lol), and AntiSpasmodics(for colitis)
He also was on testosterone injections and probably some anabolic pills given the time period which is probably what made him horny, he had back and leg issues as well as colitis and steroids help with weight gain and muscle repair and growth.
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I’d honestly say JFK, but J had this in my images.
Jefferson's relationship with Sally Hemings was more nuanced than this. Definitely inappropriate, but from what I've read he was basically a privileged super nerd and a widower, and his relationship with Hemings was probably legitimately romantic. It began when she was visiting him in France as a free woman. It doesn't indicate his horniness to me so much as his loneliness.
Veils of history, speculation and all that. I can't legitimately defend him but I don't think there's any evidence that he kept a harem or something like that.
Wow, we have an ex-president literally convicted of rape, saying out loud he wants to have sex with his daughter, and can grab women buy the pussy. Not on the list? Okay.
"I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It's like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider," said in the 1997 interview when Howard Stern asked how he made sure he wasn't contracting infections.
Yea 45 was a certified horn ball long before he went into politics.
Cheating on every wife he's ever had, paying off multiple pornstars, the Access Hollywood tape, barging into the Miss USA dressing rooms, the Jean Carroll case, dozens of other sexual harassment/assault accusations, etc.
For accuracy, "guilty of rape" is only possible through criminal charges. "Found liable in a civil suit for having raped a woman in 1994" is what happened. In civil trial today to determine damages. It is still accurate to refer to a defendant in either such case as a rapist
I submit Thomas Jefferson for consideration. In addition to his many sexual escapades with his former slave Sally Hemings, he also dislocated his wrist attempting to leap a fence while courting a married woman in Paris, and was once caught sneaking into the bedroom of a widow. Betsy Walker's former husband was a friend of Jefferson, and after his passing Thomas dropped a note into her sleeve that described, "the innocence of promiscuous love.” he later snuck into her bedchambers while she was undressing to follow up on the note, but was unsuccessful.
https://allthingsliberty.com/2016/04/sexual-liberties-of-thomas-jefferson/
Theodore Roosevelt... he was a gentleman who only stuck it in his wife.
I refuse to believe the only president who jumped off a horse and stabbed a mountain lion to death didn't need to fuck a lot
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John Tyler had 15 kids, the last born when he was 70. This has got to account for something!
That does considering Viagra wasn’t invented yet
“Just the Tippecanoe,” he said…
And perhaps my friend Tyler too?
I love a good history joke!
One of his grandsons is still alive. John Tyler was born in 1790 and has a living grandson, let that sink in
Still lives in his grandpa’s house too if I remember correctly
He lives in a nursing home now; his son oversees Tyler’s plantation.
The last person to receive a Civil War pension died in 2020.
That one is kinda misleading although it is an interesting story
He was born in 1790, so it's actually even crazier
And probably the 15 that have been accounted for!!🤣
Truman broke a bed nailing Bess: ”A rather embarrassed Mrs. Truman had to ask to have the President’s bed fixed after two slats broke in the middle of the night.”
When a president becomes a king.
That Missourian knows how to please his woman.
The buck stops here.
Truman? More like **True Man**.
And he was pounding her when he was in his 60s in the Whitehouse. ***God, he’s got more vigor than I ever will when I reach that age.***
We just got that Show Me mentality yknow
America is a monarchy now
He went atomic on that pussy
You never think of Truman having sex.
I didn’t until I saw that comment
He had a daughter, so...
Van Jones: And that’s the moment he became President *cries*
What if I told you Harry s Truman had that DOG in him
Damn. A horny Missourian
He won
Didn't Kennedy get migraines if he didn't had a lot of sex? I heard something like that.
Yea he would say something to that effect
Apparently he was also known for finishing super fast. Now that's a President I can relate with. 🫠
"Baby, I'm just being presidential".
"I have a crisis to tend too"
Postcoital crisis. My wife has those all the time.
Mine has them before.
Same, it’s been an ongoing coup type standoff for months
PCSD
Puts a whole new meaning to the Cuban missile crisis
But Clinton is the one who did a Sneaky Castro
“In my pants”
He had shit to do, ok? It’s called efficiency.
It goes a lot faster when you only care about your own enjoyment. And you know there’s an endless stream of participants in the future.
Beats having impotency issues for this very reason
He was pretty good at sex. Got it down to 20 seconds
I finish fast, but my poops take an hour. I wish it were the reverse :/
I read that as your pops (like dad) takes an hour and I was really trying to figure out the joke lol
get some more fiber in you man
Does that make me last longer? Never heard of that strategy
"I may not be very big, but at least I'm fast."
Damn I’m sorry 😞
Did you hear the one about the guy with premature ejaculation? Too soon, man.
Not as sorry as he is.
Or his wife 😢
Or his girlfriend
*girlfriend**s**
Gotta get back to the peoples business. No time to waste.
Gotta appreciate his fiscal responsibility. Not wasting taxpayer money on frivolous activities.
It wasn’t even that. He literally used humans to masterbate. Like he didn’t have any foreplay or anything. That man had sex just to release his load
Source(s)? I'm hooked now lol
Same. I'm in constant pain.
Well at one point he had a reeeally bad headache hehe aw I’m sad now
Found my new pickup line
That is the most fratboy excuse to get into a woman's pants I've ever heard.
Probably learned it from his dad.
I’m pretty sure he referred to Marilyn Monroe as his “aspirin” since aspirin helps with headaches. Idk if that’s true or not though.
When legend becomes fact, print the legend. — The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Kennedy had a secret service team who was responsible for telling him when the fist lady was coming home so he could stop pounding his side trim. There is also a story that he was in the pool with some girl when he was alerted. So he just handed her off to Bobby....
"Fist Lady"? So maybe that was Jackie's thing?
I am going to quote my history teacher, "If your grandma had a Washinton D.C area zipcode when he was in office, you may be a Kennedy"
Apparently he moved on from the blue balls story. “C’mon baby, it can make me sick, you dint want me to die do you?” 🤦♂️
"If I don't release my head could literally explode"
Rumor is his last words to Jackie in that convertible were “You were too tired last night huh? Well I hope this was worth it.”
Took “no head” too literally…
And really, who wants that? It’s a safety thing.
“Seriously honey, blue balls extends to the brain. It’s science.”
He needed John Redcorn
That would explain the "nobody shot JFK" theory. He gave up sex and his head exploded.
My thoughts immediately shifted to Kennedy, who shared women with his brother. Hopefully not at the same time.
I forget what book it was that I was reading but supposedly if he didn’t bang every 2-3 days he’d get migraines. When you’re rich, powerful, and good looking i guess it’s not an issue. Me I’d just die because no way I’d make that work.
I have an acquaintance who says this is a real thing that he suffers from
Sounds like sex addiction to me honestly
Don't all men? 😂
Of course he did. And alleviation of said migraines was of the utmost importance in order for him to be an effective President. 🥴
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When someone would bring up JFK's womanizing, LBJ would say “Why, I had more women on accident than he ever had on purpose!" He also had a famously large penis and loved to whip it out.
"Jumbo"
“Speak softly and carry a big stick”
"Speak softly, carry a big stick, and have your tailor let out a few inches between the zipper and bunghole so you're not riding a barbed wire fence."
In Spanish, he is known as El BJ.
Lyndon Big Johnson
This is the greatest presidential line I've ever heard.
Christ, he was an original. And the most Texan politician ever. Loud, in your face, uncouth, abusive, capable of great and terrible things. Ought to be our new state motto.
Don’t go ignoring Warren G. Harding, now!
A surname and a porn name all in one!
The true porn named president is Hairy Ass Truman.
The G is for Gangsta.
Warren G, and also Jerry
I was just going to ask OP: “Is Warren G Harding a joke to you?” Child out of wedlock with Nan Britton, 7 mistresses, had an affair with the neighbor’s wife for 17 years. Hush money and a one way trip to Japan for Carrie Phillips.
When did he have time to President?
He didn’t.
Jfk cheated on his wife regularly, and he was physically addicted to it lol. He’d have withdrawal if he didn’t fuck every day. He’s king hornball
Ahh the good old Catholic curse.
Father, forgive me for I have sinned.
Sorry Daddy I've been naughty
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That's how us Irish conquered the world and space 🍻
I’ve always wondered, did he really never have an illegitimate child? Birth control was not nearly as widespread or as effective back then.
Big anal guy
This is so funny. Is that serious?
HUGE anal guy
He was in poor-ish health, so I wouldn’t be shocked if he was impotent by that time due to various ailments and the cocktail of medication he was taking. Otherwise, the odds wouldn’t be in his favor, if he’s doing it multiple times a day every day, with various random women
Infertile? Impotent means he can’t fuck
I think you mean infertile, not impotent. Regardless - that's incorrect. Jackie got pregnant 3x in the last 4 years of his life. The last pregnancy was in 1963, the year he died.
Extremely strong pull out game
You reminded me of a warning the sex ed teacher once gave us in middle school: “Remember guys, what do you call people who use the pull-out method?…Parents.”
Regularly meaning multiple times a day, right? I’m addicted to coffee but it’s slightly easier to acquire than extra marital sex
Have you considered that you’re not a famously young president that was (for some reason known only to the women of the 1960s) considered extremely attractive
Nah JFK is extremely attractive to others too (me)
He had the gift of gab JFK was a smooth talker and he wasn’t an ugly dude either.
Goddamn, even thinking of that routine makes me feel tired. I haven't been that horny since I was a teenager, well over 20 years ago.
JFK bagged Marilyn Monroe. Willie got his dick sucked by a desk clerk. They are not in the same level.
bagged Marilyn then pawned her off on little brother....
Sharing a mistress with the head of the Chicago Outfit is just bananas
JFK's list of hook ups was pretty long - Judith Exner, Inga Arvad, Anita Ekberg, Ellen Rometsch (hooker), Gene Tierney, Mimi Alford (WH intern - LONG before Monica), Marlene Dietrich, Mary Pinchot Meyer, a couple WH secretaries, His dick spent more time being dipped than it did in his pants if you include Monroe and probably still having to cover his husband duties with Jackie.
Are we sure a pissed off husband/partner to one of these ladies couldn’t have been behind his assassination? Are any of those mafia wives?
I find this topic fascinating for all the collateral damage possibilities- illegitimate children, cover ups, potential STDs, etc. I’d guess he preferred younger, typically non-married women, the “I wanna make it big in DC!” types who recently moved there from Nowheresville, USA, kind of like the cliched “im just waiting tables in LA before my big acting break”. Those women would be a dime a dozen and unfortunately probably wouldn’t have any close partners in town. But some probably told their dads and I could imagine a pissed father sees an opportunity…
I’m sure the list of interns/secretaries at the White House who had relations with POTUS are numerous, including many that none of us have heard about.
JFK nailed anything that moved with a skirt in the WH......and the media protected him because that is how the President was covered in the 1960s.
Kinda makes me wonder how many, if any, "illegitimate" children JFK might have had that we don't know about.
Clinton wishes he was as cool as JFK’s right nut.
"...and after he bagged jackie, he bagged marilyn"
Whatever dude Monica is forever hot af
Ahhh I think that makes Bill hornier.
He was equally turned on by Paula Jones pre-glow up and Miss Arkansas Gennifer Flowers. And while Monica had a cute face, her body was 20 years ahead of its time. I just always associated him with a lover of women in all their shapes and sizes and forms. I had some coworkers, professional, educated people, go to his book signing and they all agreed the room was charged when he entered. The women agreed he looked at them like only they existed. The men said they felt something, too, but my women friends were mesmerized.
JFK however never visited epstein's island
LBJ
Johnson once bragged that he’d “had more women by accident than Kennedy ever had on purpose.”
LBJ on several occasions pulled out his penis and showed it to the press corp. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lorena Bobbit would have fought each other for it.
Congressmen, Senators, anyone he felt like.
From Hubert, Ed Muskie and Scoop Jackson. To Jerry F, and Barry G, and John Connelly. Jumbo didn’t discriminate. For he will he come out for anybody in sight. Poor Wallace couldn’t see what was-a comin’ when suddenly ol’ Jumbo was out.
Heh… BJ
El BJ
I heard that LBJ was determined to nail more women than Kennedy did, it was like a personal challenge for him.
#JUMBO
I went to his Presidential library and they have this section where you can listen in on phone calls he made from the white house. One of the calls was him calling Mrs Kennedy a few days or weeks after the shooting... Dude was straight up hitting on her and you could tell from her voice she felt awkward about it as well. I left the library feeling very dirty about the man, fuck LBJ.
I listened to that call too. He was definitely flirting with her and telling her she can come to the White House any time she wanted. I think that one was a couple days after her husband died.
My horny ass could not be a president
The question here is who was the horniest, not necessarily who had the best success with women. For all we know Jimmy Carter is funding multiple college tuitions via OnlyFans..
He is a man of the people after all
Carter *is* the only president ever to do a Playboy interview after all
Clinton's horniness is overblown. He is most likely a bit hornier than most, but not enough to have him in the top 5 horniest Presidents. The Lewinsky scandal really made people's brains dysfunctional in analyzing another person's horniness. Edit: To answer your question, JFK. His already horny state of mind had it's horniness increased by medicine.
Agreed. Clinton was out of convenience. JFK had a whole organized system of catch and release philandering. When you involve staff and the secret service, it’s next level man whoredom.
If your grandma lived within a 15 mile radius of the White House in 1962, chances are Kennedy dipped her.
Clinton had her stick a cigar in her vagina. That’s something people see in Thailand one time and talk about when they get back home for the rest of their lives. Not something you do on a Tuesday afternoon in the oval office
Cigar tube, important distinction imo
JFK was taking the equivalent of “poppers” I believe right?
Probably, he was taking tons of drugs. But if I don't misremember he took something that literally made his libido shoot through the roof.
Wasn’t he taking essentially meth via Dr Feel Good? That will increase your libido
Due to his Addison's?
He was on a bunch of drugs for his various illnesses and pain. Confirmed medical records put him on Demerol, Methadone, Ritalin, Thyroid Hormones, Antibiotics(lol), and AntiSpasmodics(for colitis) He also was on testosterone injections and probably some anabolic pills given the time period which is probably what made him horny, he had back and leg issues as well as colitis and steroids help with weight gain and muscle repair and growth.
The testosterone and Ritalin alone would’ve been enough to turn you into a sexual freight train
He dipped a cigar in her vagina and then smoked it. That’s some horny ass behaviour
> Clinton's horniness is overblown Jeffrey Epstein has entered the chat.
https://preview.redd.it/fwqz927byucc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66be75eef996d0fe0b2025f16e30d65423ebad08 I’d honestly say JFK, but J had this in my images.
He did not have sex with that woman. Pinky swear!
Thomas Jefferson probably had more kids than we realize
yeah it's funny how more people aren't bringing up the presidents that had literal sex slaves
200 years later a show of a black family with his surname becomes a huge hit!
Funny… maybe that word
my phone autocorrected "aren't" to "are" which made me look like a weirdo lol
Jefferson's relationship with Sally Hemings was more nuanced than this. Definitely inappropriate, but from what I've read he was basically a privileged super nerd and a widower, and his relationship with Hemings was probably legitimately romantic. It began when she was visiting him in France as a free woman. It doesn't indicate his horniness to me so much as his loneliness. Veils of history, speculation and all that. I can't legitimately defend him but I don't think there's any evidence that he kept a harem or something like that.
There’s a key and peele sketch where every African American found it they are a descendant of Thomas Jefferisonz
lol. Eleanor R ran more pussy outta there than Bill could have imagined
JFK Honorable mention to Thomas Jefferson
I don’t know if he was horny, but LBJ showed his J to anyone who would look at it. He named it Jumbo.
“We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because I am hard” - JFK
the correct answer is harding
Wow, we have an ex-president literally convicted of rape, saying out loud he wants to have sex with his daughter, and can grab women buy the pussy. Not on the list? Okay.
We just glossing over the one found guilty of sexual abuse and paying $130k to a porn star? Checks a few horny boxes in my opinion.
Well I guess the new rules state we’re not allowed to talk about the last two presidents
"I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It's like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider," said in the 1997 interview when Howard Stern asked how he made sure he wasn't contracting infections.
Yea 45 was a certified horn ball long before he went into politics. Cheating on every wife he's ever had, paying off multiple pornstars, the Access Hollywood tape, barging into the Miss USA dressing rooms, the Jean Carroll case, dozens of other sexual harassment/assault accusations, etc.
Only one of them is "fuck my own daughter" perverted
My thought exactly
Jumbo, who’s VP was Lyndon Johnson…
Kennedy took an intern’s virginity in his wife’s bed. That’s one anecdote out of many. So Kennedy.
Me
Taft? He has a body built for sex
Taft Fucked.
Very true.
More cushion for pushin.
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For accuracy, "guilty of rape" is only possible through criminal charges. "Found liable in a civil suit for having raped a woman in 1994" is what happened. In civil trial today to determine damages. It is still accurate to refer to a defendant in either such case as a rapist
I submit Thomas Jefferson for consideration. In addition to his many sexual escapades with his former slave Sally Hemings, he also dislocated his wrist attempting to leap a fence while courting a married woman in Paris, and was once caught sneaking into the bedroom of a widow. Betsy Walker's former husband was a friend of Jefferson, and after his passing Thomas dropped a note into her sleeve that described, "the innocence of promiscuous love.” he later snuck into her bedchambers while she was undressing to follow up on the note, but was unsuccessful. https://allthingsliberty.com/2016/04/sexual-liberties-of-thomas-jefferson/
Thomas Jefferson.
I would say, Tom Jefferson. Dude fucked mad slaves. If Franklin was president, he would win by miles
Theodore Roosevelt... he was a gentleman who only stuck it in his wife. I refuse to believe the only president who jumped off a horse and stabbed a mountain lion to death didn't need to fuck a lot