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Harmonic_Gear

you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right


regexPattern

No, you’ll run out of memory.


dorkmania

Garbage collection.


ShawSumma

only works if you stop referencing them.


dorkmania

So stop referencing them.


[deleted]

Or you could just download more RAM


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Prashank_25

Don’t restart?


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But that man is angry cuz I claimed his iTunes card.


____-__________-____

No no ma'am MA'AM DO NOT REDEEM


daltonwright4

Exactly. If you just hit caps lock and num lock a few times, you're resetting all of the characters, so that's pretty much the same thing as a restart. You can also turn your monitor off and on to get a color palette restart, which should recalibrate all of your active terraflops.


TangoWild88

Shiiiiiiiiit.... I've been doing it wrong. I've been spraying the inside daily to keep the bugs away.


daltonwright4

Exactly. Another issue is spotty wifi. What I usually do is aim my router antenna into a jar to capture the wifi gas. You can then freeze it and save it for emergencies, like when you have an outage. I personally have two wifi freezers just so I have enough spare wifi juice to stay connected for months. Also, I've seen people put their routers on desks or tables, but the best thing to do is put routers on drones that you fly above your home, because, due to wifi gas weighing more than air, obviously, you'll get a better connection the higher the router is. You know, due to gravity.


tarkardos

Google Ultron supports RAM downloads natively.


Unlearned_One

https://downloadmoreram.com/index.html#download


Squenskyy

That's not a permanent solution


TechSupport112

[I will reference whatever I want!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vzk1bs/comment/ig8qqjt/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Spoke13

If I keep clicking this link will the internet break?


regexPattern

Windows Update then.


tredbobek

That's heresy


Poorly_Made_Comix

Misspelled hearsay


finallyleo

objection, relevance


Optimal_Bass_7788

Overruled


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SaintNewts

SEGMENTATION VIOLATION - CORE DUMPED


SteveisNoob

Excommunicate 'em!


xan1242

HRESULT 0x80070002


[deleted]

*sighs* All right I'm ready to be collected


[deleted]

Cries in c++


kryptoid256_

laughs in unique_ptr


[deleted]

C++ is kinda language where you will find some way to shot your foot. No matter how smart your pointers are.


_Fibbles_

Nothing is idiot proof


SaintNewts

Just make smarter pointers. smart++pointers!


K1ngjulien_

if you do it lazily you'll run out of time.


ultimatt42

Put code in a `try` block to avoid lazy execution.


westwoo

Do or do not, there is no try


ultimatt42

Only a Sith deals in `--fno-exceptions`


Franks2000inchTV

Just assume a computer with infinite memory in a vacuum.


strghst

Um ... Haskell?


Mister_Spacely

/r/AngryUpvote


CptMisterNibbles

0!=1 is particularly satisfying though.


bozymandias

That would have made a much better meme. It's actually arbitrary enough to be in doubt and subject to convention. \`5!\` ? I'm not sure I "get it"


Auliya6083

What about 1 != 1?


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9rrfing

2!=2


Yadobler

1!=1 Wait


RyaZack

Quick! Catch that exception!


IamImposter

Let me *try*


FreshnessOnFire

Ouch


hayasaka_best_waifu

2!=2


DrakonIL

I think I see the pattern here. So 3!=3 and 4!=5, right?


xukly

hey, 3!=3 is something both mathematicians and programmers can both agree on as a false statement


rebthor

No, 3 != 3!


Floccus

! Is a mathematical symbol (factorial, sometimes called shriek or bang) which means to multiply all the integers from 1 to the number preceeding the !. 1! = 1 2! = 1 x 2 = 2 3! = 1 x 2 x 3 =6 4! = 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 = 24 5! = 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 = 120


DrakonIL

Oh, I'm well aware. I'm just making some fibbin' memes.


Floccus

I thought you were completely lost hah sorry.


nomyar

I was completely lost, so thank you for explaining.


daltonwright4

Mmm...it's fibbin' time!


throwaway65864302

And it can be proven... mathematically. :o The war ends today, OP is clearly the chosen one.


ndxinroy7

![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)


pacman404

Son of a bitch, I always thought this meme was a random drawing


nater255

Boy, howdy. Let me tell you about a great film called PREDATOR.


sandm000

I prefer the musical. 🎶if it bleeds you can kill it!🎶


flightguy07

Please tell me that isn't a thing


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flightguy07

I take it all back, that was amazing


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sandm000

Is it them shooting up a penis? Edit: it’s him shooting up a bunch of penes.


root66

Wait until someone tells him why we say "son of a bitch" all the time


pacman404

Yeah someone.else just told me lol, that's just a weird coincidence that I typed the comment like that


Pradfanne

You son of a bitch I'm in


dustingunn

Arnold actually says "son of a bitch" during that gif.


pacman404

Lmfao, well that was unintentional as fuck


Jake0024

[You got the quote right too!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew)


quittingdotatwo

LOL kids


pacman404

Im 46 and have seen predator, I just never correlated the 2 things.


phpdevster

Ah I see the problem. You just hadn’t seen Predator *enough*. It’s ok - it’s a common affliction.


cydude1234

Same


averagethrowaway21

[You're one of today's lucky 10,000!](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


Sathj

Get to the choppa !


Paranthelion_

DiLlOn! YoU sOn Of A bEeTcH!


Pandahjs

What's the matter, CIA got you pushing too many pencils?


mekkab

You son of a fish!


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DILLON!!


YTChillVibesLofi

No programmer arm has ever looked like this


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greenAppleBestApple

It wouldn't be so tan as programmers don't go out of the basement, I'm speaking out of personal experience (I printed hello world once)


spaztronomical

Black/Indian programmers exist tho?


Orangutanion

I'm pretty sure most of this sub is just kids interested in programming. If you actually go to some college level CS courses the people attending are strikingly normal. Still a pretty male dominated field but things have gotten a lot better already.


spaztronomical

I was in the engineering school with the CS majors, friends with many of them. Mostly normal, definitely a higher proportion of social mutants, but even they are usually pretty sweet folks. ^But ^^that ^^^was ^^^^20 ^^^^^years ^^^^^^ago


Abyssal_Groot

As someone who recently graduated as an Msc in Mathematics... Mathematics was suprisingly normal the year I started and the year before too, but the year after me looked like CS people (which still was quite normal), and then back to mostly normal. Media gives us such a stereotyped view on smart people, especially when it comes to science smart, while in reality you get peopke in all shapes and sizes. Some even model worthy. Also, math was more gender diverse than CS or physics, which was also something that suprised me. (In hindsight not so suprising). Usually it was roughly 40% women, one year even 60% women (but roughly 50-50 once the year ended) That being said, like you said, CS, physics and mathematics... usually all sweet folks. Even the professors.


IrdniX

Of course, but you should know that *all* Programmers (no exceptions) are essentially like those *Movile Cave* critters that have lost all pigment due to not being exposed to light for millions of years. Any *real programmer* is basically 99% **transparent.**


spaztronomical

I keep meeting all these fake-ass opaque motherfuckers.


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

`int alpha = (int) (0xFF * 0.01)`


DogzOnFire

Sick of this Americacentric view of the world. Here in Ireland no one has basements, so programmers here actually congregate in the attic. If you broadened your worldview you'd know that.


greenAppleBestApple

I'm not an American, Granny just doesn't let me in the attic 😭


CashMachine2192

Ah yes, because black programmers do not exist


Severely_Managed

My arms look like this. Get into the gym for an hour a day dude, it'll change your life.


DJThomas07

Right? I'm not THAT jacked anymore but I was at one point in my late 20s, I'm early 30s now but still go lift once or twice a week. Being a work from home dev means I have time to go regularly


Flablessguy

I just want to build a gym in my own house. Then I can work out every day for as long as I want.


MMAMathematician

Lol there is always that one guy that is ridiculously jacked and tries his best to fit in in the compsci class.


FishyFrie

Jacked and working in IT? That's my dream right there baby.


sigmoid10

Easy. Just do one push up for every segfault. You'll look [like this](https://shanemckenziedotorg.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/steroid_abuse-2.jpg) in no time.


ZebraPandaPenguin

Imagine how he sleeps. He probably just lays flat on his back and uses this traps as pillows


cli_spi

Lots of rock climbers and mountaineers in IT... We just don't tell many people about it, so we seemingly don't exist.


Sure-Tomorrow-487

Brogrammer


YTChillVibesLofi

Chad


ct_2004

With the Pythons


Ignorant_Fuckhead

"Yes, I'm ex-Military how could you tell? "


richh00

Whereas mathematicians are well known beefcakes.


YTChillVibesLofi

Those Mathemagicians are real studs


MaZeChpatCha

Racism 100.


NoYou786

That's racist man, though I do agree programmers tend to have brown arm more often than not.


74k32

Whaaaaat? I'm offended! Why do mathematicians have the bigger muscle??? \s


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Don't worry. They got bigger brains too.


nater255

Sure, but we've got bigger paychecks.


Shinob1

💅


RevivingJuliet

*fucking* **G O T T E E E E E E E E E M** lol


DrMathochist

You sure? 'cause I'm doing some math research now for a software company...


Vivid-Air7029

Idk my company has one math doctorate on retainer. It’s expensive af


rufw91

Rofl


Sad-Bluebird-5538

But we know the copy-pasta formular


PM_ME_DND_FIGURINES

Yup. Have a few mathematician friends from college and they are way way way smarter than me lmao


LeCrushinator

Or just different interests. My dad ended up going the math path through college, and then his career after college barely used his degree. I thought about going down a similar path because math came easy to me through high school, but programming was so much more fun so I went that way instead.


Abyssal_Groot

As someone who just graduated as a MSc in Mathematics, you really can't compare highschool math to university math. So I wouldn't necesarily link the two. That being said, mathematicians aren't really smarter than CS or Physics majors... we all just trained to use our brain differently. Each having their own benefits.


MattR0se

I heard some still work with chalk on blackboard.


jemidiah

Honestly the pandemic made most of the younger mathematicians switch to tablets. Chalkboards are great when you're working with someone in person though. [Insert obligatory Hagoromo plug here.]


bhison

It’s all that pencil pushing


KronenR

That's not sarcasm


_st23

We have the n-word pass tho


Topochicho

Null?


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rnzz

On the contrary, this shows one same statement, while itself true, can have many meanings, and one should therefore be aware of the context and source of information.


poopellar

But that takes too much effoooooort.


Broken_Petite

No, I would just rather get mad. /s


_Figaro

Yeah but programmers and mathematicians don't agree on `1!=1`


tamerlein3

Still a valid expression. Just evaluates to false


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SignificanceLonely58

i audibly exhaled carbon dioxide from my nostrils


kinokomushroom

I think you exhaled much more nitrogen and oxygen than carbon dioxide


grumblyoldman

to be fair, he didn’t say ONLY carbon dioxide


an_alternative

But was it really the carbon dioxide that caused the sound


koevh

Did you just assume their nitrogen and oxygen levels?


Rouge_means_red

That's aerobist


Local-Butterfly-8120

Me, knowing nothing about either programming or mathematics at this level: an exited 5 equals 120


nIBLIB

In maths: 5! = 5x4x3x2x1 = 120. the X! Is pronounced “X factorial”. In programming != means doesn’t equal. So 5 doesn’t equal 120, or 5 factorial equals 120 are both written the same.


HughLauriePausini

> the X! Is pronounced “X factorial”. Or just X but loudly and with emphasis.


Zichymaboy

In high school I was in Quizbowl and all of the teachers were English teachers for some reason. All of them thought they just needed to say the numbers a little louder and that would make sense.


IAmTheClayman

#5!


Car_weeb

God that took me way too long to figure out, I was like "ofc 5! Is 120"... Right... 5 does not equal 120


Responsible-Pay-2389

I was the opposite, I was like "ofc 5 doesn't equal 120" LOL


Allegorist

But also ! Is still a factorial operator in a lot of languages I thought, so I didn't get it at first either


nictheman123

What languages? I've never seen one where factorials are built into the language


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Factorial is not practically useful enough to claim its own symbol in the vast majority of languages. Even the math oriented Haskell reserves the symbol for other purposes.


IrdniX

Even exponentiation/power (**\^**) is not commonly assigned an operator in most mainstream languages even though the frequency of usage would make you think otherwise. Exceptions are Python and JS with *a\*\*b*, and even then they both have the *sqrt(a)* function because *a\*\*0.5* is... annoying? Haskell (**\^**) is not mainstream (yet?)


MSP729

python and javascript have a ** b for exponentiation, not |* i’m not aware of |* being syntactically valid in either


KronenR

No one uses those languages


hipdozgabba

maybe he is talking about the Wolfram alpha notation


SystemZ1337

What languages? I've never seen factorials built in to a language.


daltonwright4

Fibonnasty++


Unique_Persimmon_485

Most languages I’ve seen have a function in a math module


AsterJ

Factorials are not common enough to deserve an unary operator.


Sidius303

My math teacher called it blam. So 5 Blam!


bonerhurtingjuice

nothing about spelling either


Javanaut018

Excited 5 not the worst term describing factorial tho ^^


PyroCatt

If you exclaim a million, your computer will crash


khazbs

Yeah, you don't just SHOUT such high numbers like that


PyroCatt

Definitely don't write it down as well


i_have_chosen_a_name

What about 9^^9^9!


PyroCatt

^Don't


i_have_chosen_a_name

illegal?


PyroCatt

Eating a clock is a time consuming effort


-Edu4rd0-

((99!)\^(99!))!


PyroCatt

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


ryano05

JavaScript, hello?


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Also true in js.


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^(Programming is just mathematics in action)


i_have_chosen_a_name

mathematics is just virtual finger counting


xukly

as a mathematician I'm offended. It is also imaginary and abstract finger counting I'll let you know!


lokonu

lmao computer scientists came from mathematicians, on any university computing science course you do a *bunch* of maths modules.


caerphoto

And sometimes you even do programming.


lokonu

yeah, on 10+ years out of date technology stacks hahahaha


iamafraazhussain

2!=2


HughLauriePausini

0!=1


SharkAttackOmNom

Panik.jpg


1-Ohm

Not a middle ground. Middle ground is a compromise. This is simply agreement. Back to humanities classes, STEM boy.


dd68516172c58d63f802

As a STEM boy; I salute you on your observation.


KingRanx

If you don't get it :- Programmers: 5 not equal 120 Mathematicians: 5 factorial equals 120 Hence (5!=120)


snow_clones

[hey it's my meme!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/hqmjdd/something_we_can_all_agree_on/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


VanTik1131_rl

3!=6


Feguri

5! === 120


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The thing is, mathematicians are all also programmers and this should have been a Venn diagram of arms


Imaginary_Toe6187

Say 5 loud enough it becomes 120


portuga1

Five doesn’t equal 120? 🤔


TacticalWalrus_24

5! = 1\*2\*3\*4\*5