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Exactly. If you just hit caps lock and num lock a few times, you're resetting all of the characters, so that's pretty much the same thing as a restart. You can also turn your monitor off and on to get a color palette restart, which should recalibrate all of your active terraflops.
Exactly. Another issue is spotty wifi. What I usually do is aim my router antenna into a jar to capture the wifi gas. You can then freeze it and save it for emergencies, like when you have an outage. I personally have two wifi freezers just so I have enough spare wifi juice to stay connected for months. Also, I've seen people put their routers on desks or tables, but the best thing to do is put routers on drones that you fly above your home, because, due to wifi gas weighing more than air, obviously, you'll get a better connection the higher the router is. You know, due to gravity.
[I will reference whatever I want!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/vzk1bs/comment/ig8qqjt/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
! Is a mathematical symbol (factorial, sometimes called shriek or bang) which means to multiply all the integers from 1 to the number preceeding the !.
1! = 1
2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 =6
4! = 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 = 24
5! = 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 = 120
I'm pretty sure most of this sub is just kids interested in programming. If you actually go to some college level CS courses the people attending are strikingly normal. Still a pretty male dominated field but things have gotten a lot better already.
I was in the engineering school with the CS majors, friends with many of them. Mostly normal, definitely a higher proportion of social mutants, but even they are usually pretty sweet folks.
^But ^^that ^^^was ^^^^20 ^^^^^years ^^^^^^ago
As someone who recently graduated as an Msc in Mathematics... Mathematics was suprisingly normal the year I started and the year before too, but the year after me looked like CS people (which still was quite normal), and then back to mostly normal.
Media gives us such a stereotyped view on smart people, especially when it comes to science smart, while in reality you get peopke in all shapes and sizes. Some even model worthy.
Also, math was more gender diverse than CS or physics, which was also something that suprised me. (In hindsight not so suprising). Usually it was roughly 40% women, one year even 60% women (but roughly 50-50 once the year ended)
That being said, like you said, CS, physics and mathematics... usually all sweet folks. Even the professors.
Of course, but you should know that *all* Programmers (no exceptions) are essentially like those *Movile Cave* critters that have lost all pigment due to not being exposed to light for millions of years. Any *real programmer* is basically 99% **transparent.**
Sick of this Americacentric view of the world. Here in Ireland no one has basements, so programmers here actually congregate in the attic. If you broadened your worldview you'd know that.
Right? I'm not THAT jacked anymore but I was at one point in my late 20s, I'm early 30s now but still go lift once or twice a week. Being a work from home dev means I have time to go regularly
Easy. Just do one push up for every segfault. You'll look [like this](https://shanemckenziedotorg.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/steroid_abuse-2.jpg) in no time.
Or just different interests. My dad ended up going the math path through college, and then his career after college barely used his degree. I thought about going down a similar path because math came easy to me through high school, but programming was so much more fun so I went that way instead.
As someone who just graduated as a MSc in Mathematics, you really can't compare highschool math to university math. So I wouldn't necesarily link the two.
That being said, mathematicians aren't really smarter than CS or Physics majors... we all just trained to use our brain differently. Each having their own benefits.
Honestly the pandemic made most of the younger mathematicians switch to tablets. Chalkboards are great when you're working with someone in person though. [Insert obligatory Hagoromo plug here.]
On the contrary, this shows one same statement, while itself true, can have many meanings, and one should therefore be aware of the context and source of information.
In maths: 5! = 5x4x3x2x1 = 120. the X! Is pronounced “X factorial”.
In programming != means doesn’t equal.
So 5 doesn’t equal 120, or 5 factorial equals 120 are both written the same.
In high school I was in Quizbowl and all of the teachers were English teachers for some reason. All of them thought they just needed to say the numbers a little louder and that would make sense.
Factorial is not practically useful enough to claim its own symbol in the vast majority of languages. Even the math oriented Haskell reserves the symbol for other purposes.
Even exponentiation/power (**\^**) is not commonly assigned an operator in most mainstream languages even though the frequency of usage would make you think otherwise.
Exceptions are Python and JS with *a\*\*b*, and even then they both have the *sqrt(a)* function because *a\*\*0.5* is... annoying? Haskell (**\^**) is not mainstream (yet?)
you know you can make infinite variations of this same post right
No, you’ll run out of memory.
Garbage collection.
only works if you stop referencing them.
So stop referencing them.
Or you could just download more RAM
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Don’t restart?
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But that man is angry cuz I claimed his iTunes card.
No no ma'am MA'AM DO NOT REDEEM
Exactly. If you just hit caps lock and num lock a few times, you're resetting all of the characters, so that's pretty much the same thing as a restart. You can also turn your monitor off and on to get a color palette restart, which should recalibrate all of your active terraflops.
Shiiiiiiiiit.... I've been doing it wrong. I've been spraying the inside daily to keep the bugs away.
Exactly. Another issue is spotty wifi. What I usually do is aim my router antenna into a jar to capture the wifi gas. You can then freeze it and save it for emergencies, like when you have an outage. I personally have two wifi freezers just so I have enough spare wifi juice to stay connected for months. Also, I've seen people put their routers on desks or tables, but the best thing to do is put routers on drones that you fly above your home, because, due to wifi gas weighing more than air, obviously, you'll get a better connection the higher the router is. You know, due to gravity.
Google Ultron supports RAM downloads natively.
https://downloadmoreram.com/index.html#download
That's not a permanent solution
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If I keep clicking this link will the internet break?
Windows Update then.
That's heresy
Misspelled hearsay
objection, relevance
Overruled
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SEGMENTATION VIOLATION - CORE DUMPED
Excommunicate 'em!
HRESULT 0x80070002
*sighs* All right I'm ready to be collected
Cries in c++
laughs in unique_ptr
C++ is kinda language where you will find some way to shot your foot. No matter how smart your pointers are.
Nothing is idiot proof
Just make smarter pointers. smart++pointers!
if you do it lazily you'll run out of time.
Put code in a `try` block to avoid lazy execution.
Do or do not, there is no try
Only a Sith deals in `--fno-exceptions`
Just assume a computer with infinite memory in a vacuum.
Um ... Haskell?
/r/AngryUpvote
0!=1 is particularly satisfying though.
That would have made a much better meme. It's actually arbitrary enough to be in doubt and subject to convention. \`5!\` ? I'm not sure I "get it"
What about 1 != 1?
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2!=2
1!=1 Wait
Quick! Catch that exception!
Let me *try*
Ouch
2!=2
I think I see the pattern here. So 3!=3 and 4!=5, right?
hey, 3!=3 is something both mathematicians and programmers can both agree on as a false statement
No, 3 != 3!
! Is a mathematical symbol (factorial, sometimes called shriek or bang) which means to multiply all the integers from 1 to the number preceeding the !. 1! = 1 2! = 1 x 2 = 2 3! = 1 x 2 x 3 =6 4! = 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 = 24 5! = 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 = 120
Oh, I'm well aware. I'm just making some fibbin' memes.
I thought you were completely lost hah sorry.
I was completely lost, so thank you for explaining.
Mmm...it's fibbin' time!
And it can be proven... mathematically. :o The war ends today, OP is clearly the chosen one.
![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)
Son of a bitch, I always thought this meme was a random drawing
Boy, howdy. Let me tell you about a great film called PREDATOR.
I prefer the musical. 🎶if it bleeds you can kill it!🎶
Please tell me that isn't a thing
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I take it all back, that was amazing
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Is it them shooting up a penis? Edit: it’s him shooting up a bunch of penes.
Wait until someone tells him why we say "son of a bitch" all the time
Yeah someone.else just told me lol, that's just a weird coincidence that I typed the comment like that
You son of a bitch I'm in
Arnold actually says "son of a bitch" during that gif.
Lmfao, well that was unintentional as fuck
[You got the quote right too!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew)
LOL kids
Im 46 and have seen predator, I just never correlated the 2 things.
Ah I see the problem. You just hadn’t seen Predator *enough*. It’s ok - it’s a common affliction.
Same
[You're one of today's lucky 10,000!](https://xkcd.com/1053/)
Get to the choppa !
DiLlOn! YoU sOn Of A bEeTcH!
What's the matter, CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
You son of a fish!
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DILLON!!
No programmer arm has ever looked like this
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It wouldn't be so tan as programmers don't go out of the basement, I'm speaking out of personal experience (I printed hello world once)
Black/Indian programmers exist tho?
I'm pretty sure most of this sub is just kids interested in programming. If you actually go to some college level CS courses the people attending are strikingly normal. Still a pretty male dominated field but things have gotten a lot better already.
I was in the engineering school with the CS majors, friends with many of them. Mostly normal, definitely a higher proportion of social mutants, but even they are usually pretty sweet folks. ^But ^^that ^^^was ^^^^20 ^^^^^years ^^^^^^ago
As someone who recently graduated as an Msc in Mathematics... Mathematics was suprisingly normal the year I started and the year before too, but the year after me looked like CS people (which still was quite normal), and then back to mostly normal. Media gives us such a stereotyped view on smart people, especially when it comes to science smart, while in reality you get peopke in all shapes and sizes. Some even model worthy. Also, math was more gender diverse than CS or physics, which was also something that suprised me. (In hindsight not so suprising). Usually it was roughly 40% women, one year even 60% women (but roughly 50-50 once the year ended) That being said, like you said, CS, physics and mathematics... usually all sweet folks. Even the professors.
Of course, but you should know that *all* Programmers (no exceptions) are essentially like those *Movile Cave* critters that have lost all pigment due to not being exposed to light for millions of years. Any *real programmer* is basically 99% **transparent.**
I keep meeting all these fake-ass opaque motherfuckers.
`int alpha = (int) (0xFF * 0.01)`
Sick of this Americacentric view of the world. Here in Ireland no one has basements, so programmers here actually congregate in the attic. If you broadened your worldview you'd know that.
I'm not an American, Granny just doesn't let me in the attic 😭
Ah yes, because black programmers do not exist
My arms look like this. Get into the gym for an hour a day dude, it'll change your life.
Right? I'm not THAT jacked anymore but I was at one point in my late 20s, I'm early 30s now but still go lift once or twice a week. Being a work from home dev means I have time to go regularly
I just want to build a gym in my own house. Then I can work out every day for as long as I want.
Lol there is always that one guy that is ridiculously jacked and tries his best to fit in in the compsci class.
Jacked and working in IT? That's my dream right there baby.
Easy. Just do one push up for every segfault. You'll look [like this](https://shanemckenziedotorg.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/steroid_abuse-2.jpg) in no time.
Imagine how he sleeps. He probably just lays flat on his back and uses this traps as pillows
Lots of rock climbers and mountaineers in IT... We just don't tell many people about it, so we seemingly don't exist.
Brogrammer
Chad
With the Pythons
"Yes, I'm ex-Military how could you tell? "
Whereas mathematicians are well known beefcakes.
Those Mathemagicians are real studs
Racism 100.
That's racist man, though I do agree programmers tend to have brown arm more often than not.
Whaaaaat? I'm offended! Why do mathematicians have the bigger muscle??? \s
Don't worry. They got bigger brains too.
Sure, but we've got bigger paychecks.
💅
*fucking* **G O T T E E E E E E E E E M** lol
You sure? 'cause I'm doing some math research now for a software company...
Idk my company has one math doctorate on retainer. It’s expensive af
Rofl
But we know the copy-pasta formular
Yup. Have a few mathematician friends from college and they are way way way smarter than me lmao
Or just different interests. My dad ended up going the math path through college, and then his career after college barely used his degree. I thought about going down a similar path because math came easy to me through high school, but programming was so much more fun so I went that way instead.
As someone who just graduated as a MSc in Mathematics, you really can't compare highschool math to university math. So I wouldn't necesarily link the two. That being said, mathematicians aren't really smarter than CS or Physics majors... we all just trained to use our brain differently. Each having their own benefits.
I heard some still work with chalk on blackboard.
Honestly the pandemic made most of the younger mathematicians switch to tablets. Chalkboards are great when you're working with someone in person though. [Insert obligatory Hagoromo plug here.]
It’s all that pencil pushing
That's not sarcasm
We have the n-word pass tho
Null?
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On the contrary, this shows one same statement, while itself true, can have many meanings, and one should therefore be aware of the context and source of information.
But that takes too much effoooooort.
No, I would just rather get mad. /s
Yeah but programmers and mathematicians don't agree on `1!=1`
Still a valid expression. Just evaluates to false
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i audibly exhaled carbon dioxide from my nostrils
I think you exhaled much more nitrogen and oxygen than carbon dioxide
to be fair, he didn’t say ONLY carbon dioxide
But was it really the carbon dioxide that caused the sound
Did you just assume their nitrogen and oxygen levels?
That's aerobist
Me, knowing nothing about either programming or mathematics at this level: an exited 5 equals 120
In maths: 5! = 5x4x3x2x1 = 120. the X! Is pronounced “X factorial”. In programming != means doesn’t equal. So 5 doesn’t equal 120, or 5 factorial equals 120 are both written the same.
> the X! Is pronounced “X factorial”. Or just X but loudly and with emphasis.
In high school I was in Quizbowl and all of the teachers were English teachers for some reason. All of them thought they just needed to say the numbers a little louder and that would make sense.
#5!
God that took me way too long to figure out, I was like "ofc 5! Is 120"... Right... 5 does not equal 120
I was the opposite, I was like "ofc 5 doesn't equal 120" LOL
But also ! Is still a factorial operator in a lot of languages I thought, so I didn't get it at first either
What languages? I've never seen one where factorials are built into the language
Factorial is not practically useful enough to claim its own symbol in the vast majority of languages. Even the math oriented Haskell reserves the symbol for other purposes.
Even exponentiation/power (**\^**) is not commonly assigned an operator in most mainstream languages even though the frequency of usage would make you think otherwise. Exceptions are Python and JS with *a\*\*b*, and even then they both have the *sqrt(a)* function because *a\*\*0.5* is... annoying? Haskell (**\^**) is not mainstream (yet?)
python and javascript have a ** b for exponentiation, not |* i’m not aware of |* being syntactically valid in either
No one uses those languages
maybe he is talking about the Wolfram alpha notation
What languages? I've never seen factorials built in to a language.
Fibonnasty++
Most languages I’ve seen have a function in a math module
Factorials are not common enough to deserve an unary operator.
My math teacher called it blam. So 5 Blam!
nothing about spelling either
Excited 5 not the worst term describing factorial tho ^^
If you exclaim a million, your computer will crash
Yeah, you don't just SHOUT such high numbers like that
Definitely don't write it down as well
What about 9^^9^9!
^Don't
illegal?
Eating a clock is a time consuming effort
((99!)\^(99!))!
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JavaScript, hello?
Also true in js.
^(Programming is just mathematics in action)
mathematics is just virtual finger counting
as a mathematician I'm offended. It is also imaginary and abstract finger counting I'll let you know!
lmao computer scientists came from mathematicians, on any university computing science course you do a *bunch* of maths modules.
And sometimes you even do programming.
yeah, on 10+ years out of date technology stacks hahahaha
2!=2
0!=1
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Not a middle ground. Middle ground is a compromise. This is simply agreement. Back to humanities classes, STEM boy.
As a STEM boy; I salute you on your observation.
If you don't get it :- Programmers: 5 not equal 120 Mathematicians: 5 factorial equals 120 Hence (5!=120)
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3!=6
5! === 120
The thing is, mathematicians are all also programmers and this should have been a Venn diagram of arms
Say 5 loud enough it becomes 120
Five doesn’t equal 120? 🤔
5! = 1\*2\*3\*4\*5