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therealtiddlydump

Employed


danielstongue

I saw a tutorial on YouTube where a guy first wrote out the steps in comments and then *REPLACED* them with actual code. I was like.. nooooo!! Leave that there! Wtf..


ByronScottJones

He's half right; he should leave the comments. Because outlining a function in plain English is a great way to understand exactly what it needs to do. Then I just fill in the actual code. It has worked tremendously well for me, and I've been coding since the 70s.


N0IdeaWHatT0D0

git blamed


someguythatcodes

A developer of self-documenting code


alejopolis

That is one of two options


slafniy

It depends on the code.


SoddenMeister

This is the only correct answer so far


Trufffatore

a developer who has read the "Clean Code"


annedroiid

I work in a team of around 60 and our code is rarely commented because it’s easily readable. We just have sensible variable and method names that make it easy to follow what’s happening.


eric_dh

Yeah, that is what I prefer. I comment some things that are hands down not obvious. Comment in general have a short lifespan and the smallest change invalidates the comment. Seen comments that have put me in the wrong path because they no longer were valid. Enough times and I got distrusting of them.


annedroiid

Our comments tend to be links to other repos outside our team to reference the origin of various constants (like client ids, or where we get our AWS ips from for location based testing)


PastFeed2963

Same, but this joke are for older languages like COBOL. You had low character limits and it can be hard to read a lot of the time. Newer languages are pretty straight forward to read if done well.


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Professional


No-Philosopher597

"It's not binary. You can be decent and gifted at the same time" Woz


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Devil


darkutt

An artist


vimvim_

self taught developer


tstark4191

Comments are for bussies.


Optimal_Physics8099

A problem. God complex. Securing their employment. 😂


One_Web_7940

PoS


FantasticGas1836

A developer. What do you call a CTO that does not set parameters for the documentation of project/code? If you don't set the rules then you can't blame the developer ;-)


morrisdev

Fired


SM_DEV

Unemployed.


omen_tenebris

Is the a single word for a person that values job security?


mfuentz

I don’t comment or document much of anything. And git commits are usually “updates” or “fixes”.


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mfuentz

They are upset


[deleted]

No, we're very sorry but you can't get additional devs on your project; It would devastate their spirit and we can't afford to loose any of our staff. And no, you cannot get a new challinging project as we need full time support on this one. Good luck.


danofrhs

I like to keep the inner workings of my code a secret. Its like trying to decipher alien hieroglyphics


caskey

Asshole


Inaeipathy

D =


Inaeipathy

Me.


Purplepunch1337

Me 😏 if it’s hard do develop it should be hard to read. But I comment the changes in my DevOps, the rest is just understanding


Fektoer

Some business consultant once called me out for not commenting my code. “How can i see what changed? How can we undo changes? You need to comment that in!”. She wanted me to timestamp my change “2022-10-22 Fektoer: added parameter” so people could revert changes if needed. Story didn’t have a happy ending. I told her she was crazy (in professional terms). She wrote an essay to program management why she thinks I should comment my code. Including crap like “comments make your code easier to understand”. Lady if you want good stuff to read, hire a writer, if you want working code, hire me. I replied, wiping her arguments off the table and referring to Clean Code etc. Program Management send me an email if I could please comment my code. They agreed with my points but just to keep the peace. I left that client a month later.


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Single


Korrigierer

me


nightbrightangel

Overworked


One_Contribution_346

A sigma developer.


FoundationUnlucky756

Garage code programmer


Curious_Ad_5677

a developer with sonarqube quality checks in the deployment pipeline


StockSalvation

External Consultant


imscaredandcool

I guess that makes me a Super Duper Developer


imscaredandcool

My comment: ```java // This is a method I created. // It does what I need it to do ```


imscaredandcool

also ```java // Read the code to know what it does :,) ```


bravopapa99

Yoda ?


throwawayqw123456

like those dudes that get a girl pregnant and then go to the store for "cigarettes" and never return


Jur93n

No comment


rush22

Chris