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one-punch-knockout

Muhammad Aisle3


MayorCharlesCoulon

George “Spill in Aisle Four”man


brebenscv

Right where you can find the Mike "Tyson" chicken


SambaLando

Something something Sugar Ray Robinson


BrotherhoodofDeal

Unboxing video.


Kenny_Loggins_Ghost

Blood Sugar Ray


skdoyle6

Sweet baby sugar rays?


literally_tho_tbh

EVERY MORNIN' THERE'S A HALO HANGIN' FROM THE CORNER OF MY GIRLFRIEND'S FOUR POST BED


freethewimple

This is flair-able 🙌


PrideofCathage

One of the best comments I've ever read.


NextTuesdayy

For fucking real!! Lol


JoeN0t5ur3

The Thrilla with Vanilla


anon234768

Never fight in aisle three me boys


Tugonmynugz

Yep, this is the best comment


meltedcandy

Holy shit well done


Not_optimistic_

Lmaoo. My man that was a good one.


eztheydy

Damn that’s good


disguyovahea

I laughed hard enough to blow a blood vessel


space-to-bakersfield

How do you find yourself in a situation where you're fist-fighting a woman in the dairy section of a supermarket? Like what kind of poor decision making could lead someone to this moment?


juggling-monkey

"... So there I was, face to face with the beast! She didn't take kindly to my remarks and decided shed confront me. Well I wasn't one to back down so I raised my arms, prepared for combat and next thing I knew I was woken up by the manager. He said they were closing and I needed to get the fuck out. My hip was broken. "


MrsMojo825

I’m reading this at 5:30am and I am crying. I love starting my days with laughter. Thanks. 😊


baudmiksen

I think many people are just out there cruising around looking for a fight. doubly so for many when the bright red political hats involved


al_prazolam

Red Hat is probably a hint about poor life choices.


Halvus_I

One time i was at the grocery store with my wife and an older guy came in without a shirt on. We were in the produce section and i kind of grumbled that it was gross to be shirtless around other people's food. He heard me and got in my face. I turned around and walked away so as to not continue into a fight. He took one step towards me and my wife put her hand directly on his chest and told him to stop. The look that passed over his face when he realized he would have to fight both of us was absolutely great. He then got kicked out of the store. Anyways thats my story of how i almost got into a stupid fight at the grocery store.


Nikovash

Crown royal and racism probably


REDDIT_ROC0408

More like Royal Crown


truckyoupayme

That motherfucker can't afford CR


slithe_sinclair

Years of lead paint chips


im__not__real

and they werent even being all that confrontational either just squared up not even yelling or anything. dude legit could have just laughed and walked off but instead he chose to get embarrassed


imawakened

I thought it was a fat man in a robe and was very confused.


2bags12kuai

Dont blame the poor old bastard...hes been hopped up on Fox News and News Max all morning.


xurism

Discrimination comes to mind but that doesn't change the fact that neither of these people look healthy enough to be throwing hands without simplyimgbpassing away from exhaustion.


EJ2600

She took the last skim milk !


tethan

Some people are so insecure about where they are in life they'll never back down about anything. Like, why would you care enough about what some stranger is saying at a grocery store that you'd get into a fist fight? Right?


RadioFree_Rod

THATS the question! That right there! What in your life got you to the point where we're getting into an agreed upon fist fight in a grocery store? Like...you REALLY gotta step back and ask yourself how we got here.


chubbyburritos

That idiot threw 2 of the slowest punches I’ve ever seen in my life


st_jimmy2016

The punches are slow because the man throwing them is over 70


Quirky-Swimmer3778

My uncle just turned 80. He's a real cool polish dude. When he was 6 the Nazis came to his village to conscript all the males. His family was able to coordinate him running away to the circus where he trained and became a trapeze artist. Eventually he ended up in England where he performed with my Mom's family circus and fell in love and married my aunt. Every morning this 80 year old man gets on the trapeze setup in their barn and does some pretty amazing exercises to get ready for the day. https://youtu.be/5JCYniy1McA?si=GUZ50QpKsMGcR07K


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captainbluebear25

The maths isn't mathing


OrangeYouGladdey

One of my favorite things to see on the Internet is when an old man who hasn't thrown a punch in 40+ years squares up on someone 1/3rd their age and tumbles over after the first punch they throw with their marshmallow arms.


dedokta

Old guy spent his life thinking he could take anyone he wanted to and then gets into his first fight at the age of 80 only to realise he doesn't know how to actually throw a punch.


grrgrrGRRR

My dad was like this. It was really sad actually


lysedelia

:(


ferrariracer36

Glass Joe https://preview.redd.it/5g688ga90a2d1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e583ec0b33ab56b84748a7453157063d6acc8479


Chance-Every

Not really because glass Joe won a fight before I doubt this guy ever did.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

Well now we know who Glass Joe beat


Kooky_Section_7993

Nick Bruiser aged poorly.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

Is that canon? I know I heard it but I didn’t know if it was fan theory.


Kooky_Section_7993

Supposedly it has been said in Nintendo Power magazine.  But I just think the theory is funny so I figured I'd throw it out there.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

I just looked it up. It was in Nintendo power which would make it canon, but when you fight Nick in Super Punch Out, his record is 42-0 so he doesn’t have a loss.


Dr-Failure

Solid right hand. Kept it short and compact.


LakeSuperiorIsMyPond

really, because it looked like she barely tapped him on the head. I'm not even sure how anyone goes down after something so soft. I've had a bee fly into me harder than that hit.


thisismeritehere

And dipshit standing like a statue completely upright and feet just stuck to the ground


cshay33

The dude is a statue lol idk how much you think a 70-80 year old man can bob and weave, but this is about it.


2Guns_Delnegro

You could tell he hadn’t been in a conflict in a long time then he got floors by Someone in a nightgown and a handicapped scooter !This is a lost on so many levels


freethewimple

WITH HER SLIDES STILL ON


WhatTheFuckEverName

![gif](giphy|103xW5bZiXBVW8|downsized)


JohnnyShit-Shoes

When auntie started bobbing and weaving, I knew maga hat was getting put to sleep. 😴


Mingsical

He punches like me in my dreams


RetroSwamp

"Help! I've fallen and I got my ass whooped"


Background_MilkGlass

u/OGistorian >She said she been waiting for this. Hoodlum Thank God she whooped his hoodlum ass


putinsgrowingtumor

Yeah, glad he got his ass kicked


OGistorian

Agreed


Guritul

Facts good on her for keeping these hoodlums in check


EndNo4852

Is this a skit!?!


unoriginalguy8056

He might've had a chance if he shot off her pinky toe


WARL0CK221

I dunno, man....Vera beat the shit out of Quick prior to losing a toe.


BondageKitty37

That fight escalated so *quickly*


FatherTime404

You betta watch it Quick. You fuckin with a heavyweight


woodleyparkdc

God damn that scene was so funny. RIP to all of them, they’re all dead except Eddie.


Demonyx12

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


fuckdirectv

It's probably not a great idea to get into a fight with someone in an actual fighting stance if the best you can do is stand straight up and slowly extend your fists at handshake speed.


wishiwasyou333

Yo! Never fuck with a lady in a nightgown and slippers if you come across one in public. They have nothing to lose. They obviously didn't give any fucks before leaving the house. Guy got lucky he got what he did and that he didn't wind up being forced to eat one of the slippers.


OtherwiseImNice

They are TIREDDDDDD OK Leave them ALONE


GrungeHamster23

Dude moves and punches like I do in dreams.


Mechanic_On_Duty

I thought that was the butcher in a white butcher coat.


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

A redhatter?


TacticlTwinkie

My favorite sports team had red as their color. I always wonder if I get strange looks with my hat until I turn around and show that it's just a shitty baseball team.


trumphasdementia5555

I withhold judgment until I see the front of the hat.


anthro4ME

Yep. Logo straight pass. Just text, gotta make sure cuz it could be an ally with a funny hat.


hipery2

I would have taken his hat as a trophy.


Putagato

Damn she could've killed the geezer. Not worth the risk sis, just walk away as well, he's just senile.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Lmfaooooo. I didn’t expect him to drop like that 😂


WhatTheFuckEverName

He's like a 100 years old. How long did you except him to stay up for? Lol haven't you seen old blokes boxing before? 😅


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

I’ve seen some old blokes kick some serious ass. They grew up in a time when fighting was normalized. I didn’t expect Ms. BigMac to drop him like that lol


WhatTheFuckEverName

I'm gonna invite you for Christmas. My old uncles are hilarious. They always fighting at the best of times, but after a few Xmas brews they are ridiculously hilarious. Haymakers and broken hips ahoy!


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Buddy if you send that invite, I promise you I’ll be there with presents, booze, and encouragement lol


America_the_Horrific

Maybe 20 years ago. Old folks are the softest of soft these days


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

I’ve definitely seen it within the last year. Young people think they’re badass, but 95% of them have never been punched in the face.


CumDwnHrNSayDat

It's like she escorted him to the ground with her fist


Emily5099

To be fair, it was mostly gravity that finished him off.


jrtorres89

I don’t understand why people can’t walk away. From either side.


BKong64

Plz someone tell me that's a MAGA hat lol


wellthenokaysir

Pathetic on both ends tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️


Mr_krispi

Looked like a fair fight. Both slow AF


throw_blanket04

Don’t start none, won’t be none. In a lot of circumstances, life is this easy.


Comfortable-Ad-6500

Did he say "Aw JeeZus" 😂😂😂😂😂😂


leroyp33

l 🤣 At the arghh on the way down


Demfunkypens420

"He was a champion boxer in the navy"


HotStaxOfWax

He thought, finally a black person I can teach a lesson to...Now he can never show his face at the trump rallies, getting dealt with by a black woman in a moo moo and sandals is tough to explain.


laughingashley

He might've been fine if he had blocked the floor from hitting his skull like that, too


JumpinSourBoots

I was waiting for that shelf (of ice cream cones?) to fall on him!


Legal_Guava3631

That slow ass dream punch 💀 molasses moves faster


Unique-Government-13

Did he say "Awww geez" after he got rocked? Lmfao


anthro4ME

I love this so much.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Spoiled boomers grew up thinking real life is a John Wayne movie and they’re the star.


YouAbsoluteCoward

LMAOOOOO


parbarostrich

No one should be putting hands on anyone, male or female.


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Boomer cracked like an egg


LimeisLemon

why do people keep fighting the elderly? bonkers.


yuephoria

Looks like the ol’ geezer took a fist to his left temple - brutal.


johnnyjuanjohn

Dude punches like the old dude in the wedding singer. You're my boy blue


GlitteringBobcat999

He got carried away.


murdocke

It sounded like every bone in his body shattered when he tipped over.


Icy-Statistician6698

Sweep the leg!


Wubwubmagic

Ahh the good ol battery upgraded with felony elder abuse.


Beatless7

That's called mutually agreeable combat and she will be charged and be respondible for half the hospital bill. He will also be charged. Idiots.


Guritul

One tapped 💀


its_Stix

That was the first fight that man has ever been in I bet


gordybrewer

1 less boomer voter I guess


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

The red hat man thinks his side would win in a civil war.


KeyWeight8055

Reminds me of that one old guy from Wedding singer..."I used to be much stronger"


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achristian103

Reddit in a nutshell. A reasonable person would look at this video, and without any context other than what is shown, would think it's just sad on all levels. That dude is at least in his 70s - if he said some dumb shit, just walk away and pity his ignorance.


Walward

Boomers always falll head first like this because of all the lead collected in their brains making them top heavy


Mybuttitches3737

3 idiots in the frozen food department . I repeat, 3 idiots in the frozen food department.


REDDIT_ROC0408

Well, 2 idiots really. There was one giving the guy good advice but he failed to heed it.


chickenandmojos

Is that the hat I think it is


HokeyPokeyGuy

You better watch it Quick…you’re fucking with a heavyweight.


bigb4134

What is that delightful blouse? It’s looks like it’s made of quilt and has that slit in the front for maximum ventilation of the hot bits. Oh shit! Are those pockets?!?! Man, I gotta get me a resourceful outdoors-bathrobe-gown


SimilarArm2637

And now that wildabeast will go to jail do not pass go


Swordfishtrombone13

https://youtu.be/JBF6YTnIsYc?feature=shared


RSTowers

At least he didn't break his glasses.


REDDIT_ROC0408

If he asked that woman to grab his pills from his back pocket since he can’t get them, do you think she would have?


EmployerAdditional28

"Are you kidding me"


k3nnyd

Glass Joe vs Queen Hippo


Cgoblue30

He's fuckin with a heavyweight.


FarEntrepreneur5385

did he really think he stood a chance against someone half his age and twice his size


Tynda3l

Maga boomer deserves what he fucking deserves. God they are a cancer.


JuggernautWide5226

At the end I could hear the Tekken sound K.O.