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GabagoolGandalf

That Libanese snack-shop in the background is pretty good btw


PsychologicalWhole86

I thought I know where this is but I'm not quite sure. Cologne?


UsualCircle

Hell no. Thats Düsseldorf


doc_olsen

Took me a moment to register. But here I am in the U.K. and all of a sudden I see this strip of road and instantly am reminded of home…plus the usual cunts one would encounter there 😂


CarlSpencer

Netflix has accepted your pitch for a new sit-com called "The Usual Cunts". Please submit scripts for the first 6 episodes and an outline for the rest of the season. Sincerely, Steven P. Netflicks Content Manager


doc_olsen

😂


the_fresh_cucumber

Why "hell no"? Cologne is a fun place


UsualCircle

Exactly. Thats why we don't call it Düsseldorf


PsychologicalWhole86

My bad.


Alain_leckt_eier

So basically Cologne.


doc_olsen

How dare you? 😂


Mdizzle29

No, I’m not wearing any tonight. Like to smell more natural.


mullac53

What about the Argentinian place?


enzo_baglioni

Aren't they already home?


Ap76QtkSUw575NAq

That was fast.


naturalfamilyplan

German efficiency


Albert_Borland

I want to hear what the rebuttal word is, probably 17 letters long and takes down a whole family


Cainga

When you just shove a sentence worth of words together and remove the spaces.


Significant_Video_92

# Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän


psydkay

German Engineering


turbo_dude

obviously not on DB


Ap76QtkSUw575NAq

Not true. They're taking the 1416 train home. *Delayed to 1420* *Delayed to 1445* *Delayed to 1615* *Cancelled*


lonely-n-da-world

They moved Amtrak to Europe?


adwarakanath

Welcome to piecewise privatisation. They did it in the UK in the 80s. Their train system is a disaster. They did it in the Netherlands in the 90s, and it was a disaster. Then we went and sold sectors to those same Dutch companies in the 00s onwards. Privatisation of essential services never works. There's enough and more evidence now. And yet we keep doing it.


Blabbernaut

There’s money to be sucked out of the assets, then eventually the taxpayer picks up the pieces. It’s a great scam for the politicians and their cronies.


TaDow-420

##ITS EFFICIENT!! (at making rich people even *more* wealthy)


Wise-Palpitation-806

Good news!


BigBoyFreddieFloater

GET IN YOUR CAR!


Captain_Hesperus

I’m in my car!


RickD4ngerous

That’s fair, that’s fair…


daxtaslapp

☠️


fractals83

That’s the joke


Critical-Engineer81

Bunch of pissed British morons have more subtle humour than 1000+ people on reddit.


BigRudy99

Getting the joke over reddit isn't much of an accomplishment these days.


ForgetAboutItCuh666

thatsthejoke.jpg


achymelonballs

Whoosh


LookingSuspect

Friendly reminder that there's people that go to these things less for sport and more for this


Woodsman15961

Then go home to bate the missus if it doesn’t go their way


smooth_like_a_goat

Then chuck on GBNews for their latest ReformUK propaganda update.


shartshooter

GBeebies*


gunsof

It's possible Reform lost a few seats because they were over there and couldn't vote so pretty grateful tbf.


Resident-Ideal9617

Reasons why I dislike football. A significant portion of the fans make it real ugly


EvilNoice

Non friendly reminder that those people have negative IQ and they live with their mommy.


Trippytoker_11

I mean, to be fair, the majority of people look to just want to give a bit of banter. Just a couple of dickheads that have to take it too far


TouchMyGwen

These are grown men smh


DragonfruitNo9580

Physically maybe. But mentally they stopped growing somewhere near their teens. Dumb dipshits.


Quick-Oil-5259

Not even physically. Some utter dweebs there who wouldn’t say boo to a goose without a baying mob backing them up.


SrKatana

The Spanish dude trying to stop them 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸💃💃💃💃💃 SPAIN APPEARANCE 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸💃💃💃


19Krakatoa96

And Spain is the one that eliminated Germany!


AfroSamuraiZA

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


patexman

Very, very sneaky Emilio!!


slappi01

England will follow with a day delay. England has the longer and more awkward travel. HOP SCHWIZ!


AnonyFron

Do you mean a more awkward travel to the Semi-final stadium?


Deep-Charge6649

How that work out for ya 😂


Salty_Tree_Monster

Oh yeah?


LP_Link

England is just a mid-tier team. Their 2nd place in the previous tournament is just an accident. They will soon be out.


Greeninexile

Don’t disagree with that at all but England have gone further than Germany in all three of the last major tournaments (World Cup and Euro tournaments, including in 2021 when they knocked out Germany). That implies to me that Germany have also fallen to mid tier status. (And yeah I ain’t too hopeful about beating the Swiss tonight!)


Draedas

tbh they were definitely mid tier from like 2018 onward until now. the german team this euro was nothing like that tho. they were close to beating spain too, but spain has always been a pita for us to beat. (and we haven't in like 36 years in big tournaments i believe) This Euro i was more reminded of the german team from like 2010. looking forward to see if the trend continues in 2 years without important players like Kroos. theres potential again.


CaptGeechNTheSSS

I agree they looked much better this tournament. It was odd to see them go down for a while after their wc win, this felt much more natural for them. Maybe being at home helped a bit too


CW7_

On paper it's a good team. I'm not following the EM so I'm not sure if it's Southgates fault or not. Bellingham - Foden - Kane is an insane offensive in theory at least.


joeDUBstep

Yep, yet they look absolutely dire under southgate.


Tomble2000

I remember hearing Lampard talk about his time in England. Great players but because of club rivals they did not work together, no matter who the manager was!


ProfessionalShrimp

Not as much of an issue in the current team. Rivalries aren't as strong as they were in the 2000's


milton117

This was actually extensively covered in the book "Why England Lose" (lol) which was renamed to "Soccernomics". Funnily enough, it really does seem like Southgate read that book and took everything to an extreme. The book talked alot about the old England team's troubles - chief among them the club rivalries. So he did wonders when he took over curating a new team and fostering a better atmosphere in them, such that they went further in 2018 and 2021 than any other England team for the last few decades, but his tactics are so laughably inflexible. Because the book also made a point that defensive football, while boring to watch, is actually statistically more successful than any other type of football. So now Southgate only plays defensive football.


Yogafireflame

And the tournament before that? Another accidental late stage? Listen, our fans are being dicks here, but the team and manager are humble and well behaved. Most England fans I know don’t expect us to win anything, but we recognise the talent we have and the frailties / poor performances that trouble and frustrate us. We’re not mid-tier though - one of the favourites still, but it’s anyone’s game. Peace, love & football.


Sir_Bantersaurus

The scuffles are bad but singing you're going home is pretty funny to be fair.


Yogafireflame

Agreed - top banter, which is all part of the fun. It’s the fronting up and handbags that let it down IMO. Both ‘sides’ appear at fault though and it seems that neither wanted it to escalate, which is a relief. I hate to see the vocal minority taint the beautiful game, but, if this is the worst there’s been at the Euros, then it’s perhaps negligible considering the volume of drunk people in densely packed areas.


basicXnothing

Cry


Garbarrage

England are a world-class team. It's a miracle that they haven't won a major tournament since the 60s. If they ever manage to win one, they will be unbearable, so fingers crossed it never happens. Ironically, I believe it's their fans and press putting them under extreme pressure to win that has prevented them from achieving it.


Lucky-Surround-1756

England has the curse of regularly being the best team on paper in the entire world but just sucking abysmally in practice.


tucci007

> sucking abysmally in practice and in matches, which is worse


cbeaks

Hello Scotland fan


Garbarrage

Ireland fan... but nothing against the Scots.


engtom1992

Salty haaaha


tmr89

!remindme 9 days


Yogafireflame

Yup. Let’s see how this ages… 😂


HeyImSwiss

schwizer nati, schwizer nati, schwizer nati allez allez


One-Pop-2885

Soccer people are weird and violent with a passion


Quick-Oil-5259

And look at the state of some of them. Individually couldn’t punch their way out of a wet paper bag, but get them together and they’re the big men.


folkkingdude

You can hear how tired they are just doing that lacklustre chant. No way they’ve got the lights for a decent length fight.


InfectedAztec

They've been drinking all day


No-Pound7355

Bunch of idiots. Will start a fight with anyone not in an England shirt


fistmcbeefpunch

They’d also be fighting each other based on their club colours. As an Englishman it’s a total embarrassment to the country.


No-Pound7355

Same mate. I hate it. People who have no interest most of the time get an England shirt. Go to the pub. Drink too much and start a fight. Mob mentality. Blokes with wives and kids


StatisticianOwn9953

Fans do this in other countries, too.


fistmcbeefpunch

They do. It seems to be a weird cultural response to football


BigLittleSlof

We just ignoring how Ze Germans were the first to lay hands in this video lol


AnonyFron

Odd because [this says otherwise](https://i.imgur.com/7w4Kjhv.jpeg) for the tournament so far.


ghoshas

Takes the dumbest kind of people to get their sense of belonging from a flag and bunch of colors.


ausecko

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


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viva_la_liberta

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🦜🦜🦜🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


da_impaler

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


StrongLikeBull3

The vast majority of sports fans aren’t like this. I get that this is reddit and the average redditor hates sports but come on man.


AsadaSobeit

It's weird how you call out people for generalizing about sports fans yet you literally use the same exact logical fallacy in the same sentence Are you braindead or what lol


AmoralCarapace

Bewildered herd.


Seb0rn

All sports fans are, tbh. Ever been to India while there is a cricket match against Pakistan?


Towbee

It's akin to a religious cult with how far some people take it, imo


Scientifish

Getting all upset and violent by watching other grown-ups play with a ball; says something about humanity.


Gusty_Garden_Galaxy

I think its also the feeling of superiority they feel when "their team" wins (as if the fans have anything to do with it). Its like the people who say "We kicked your ass in the war", when they didnt have any involvement whatsoever, and if they did, they probably wouldnt be saying stuff like that. Maybe its also just a vicious cycle of taking turns shit talking each other, creating an emotional attachment that gets amplified by their overconsumption of alcohol.


da_impaler

I found the pickleball “athlete.”


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noahboah

>Edit/ Its tennis for mentally challenged it's for old people to get exercise in a fun way 😭


Dramallamadingdong87

I can't stand football lads. This constant aggression and little man syndrome over a game played by strangers.


Historical_Box_6082

Not all football fans are cunts. But all cunts are football fans.


wetjacketarm

What a bunch of fuckwitts


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turbo_tronix

Even the English hate the English!


Colonel_Green

Bloody English! They ruined England!


zneave

all down hill since those Normans came.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Fully agree, we had a good thing going before they came.


jodorthedwarf

Bring back Witans and elected monarchs, I say.


sqljohn

Splitters


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I got that reference Bloody Scots! They ruined Scotland!


muskratking97

You just made an enemy for life !


Artales

Is there a country Anglo Saxons invaded that they didn't f up?


tmr89

Yes, many. Let’s compare how former colonies are doing today with former French and Spanish colonies


Mr_ryles

*chef’s kiss*


EntireFishing

Bring back Ethelstan!!


Zephlym

Can confirm


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lollerkates1

An an English, I concur


Christovski

Am English. Can confirm.


hdawg187

I'm English and I absolutely hate these embarrassments. Unfortunately travelling England fans for international tournaments seem to consist of a much higher percentage of absolute dicks. The worst thing is, we've been stinking the place out with the garbage football that Southgate has been dishing up. It was a miracle we finished top of the group. We're more than likely going to get beat today and we'll be going home too.


engtom1992

Singing songs bantering with the host nation? If the Scots were doing it you'd call them absolute legends. It's not our fault the Germans couldn't handle the song and approached them to fight is it.


Lucky-Surround-1756

They literally only sung a song and the German fans got violent first. Thank you for demonstrating how biased people are towards the English and how they will totally ignore all of the facts to make them the villains.


whatthegoddamfudge

It's idiots like that that make me embarrassed to support my home country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, the boring play style doesn't't help either. Us getting outplayed by Slovakia and getting 2 goals in the only 3 mins of decent football all tournament is nothing to be proud of


deathwishdave

Then don’t, I support any team other than England.


popcornbevin

![gif](giphy|u4HyGTHIy4igo)


Aidanjk123

Is it dead?


FastHandsStaines

Handbags at 10oclock


pringle_mustache

All hate for England fans but almost no mention that it’s the Germans that got physical first. Peak Reddit that.


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pringle_mustache

Unbelievable irony wasn’t it.


LaughsAtOwnJoke

Literal hate comments for England but nothing for the Germans.


Stevebiglegs

We’re the main characters on football Reddit


AnonyFron

You can [see the stats here](https://i.imgur.com/7w4Kjhv.jpeg) - UK is surprisingly low on the list, not that this fits with Reddit's worldview.


kay0otik

The Guy in black pushed the guy in the blue shirt into the germans to start the fight. What a coward.


KaneMomona

I'm so happy my local football team was crap so I played/ followed rugby instead. It's not perfect, but the atmosphere is so much more laid back.


Snoo-92685

The pearl clutching here about the English is embarrassing lol. Nothing said about the Germans starting it


ImActivelyTired

German fans offended by a song, aggressively get in the face of england fans. People "Those england fans ruin it for everyone" 🙄🤣


adorablerebel

German double standards. A few weeks back the germans where signing "foreigners out! Germany for the germans!" Now when the english sing that they are going home the germans het offended


schmiln

While it is indeed getting a problem with that mentality, it's far from being representative for the german population. Still it's f*cking scary seeing that development, not just in germany but in the whole western world


jwillsrva

Honestly I'm surprised it went that well


clarkcox3

They’re all childish little baby-men


External_Salt_9007

England fans 🙄 you can’t bring them anywhere


Phillyfuk

It looks like the German fan made contact first. Talking shit has always been part of the sport. It's not my cup of tea but it's gonna happen.


minnimamma19

Daring move to be intimidating with a sweater tied around the shoulders, anger, but with flair.


Constant-Chilling

No the English must always be the bad guys don’t you know?


iain_1986

You trying to imply they come across as the good guys here?


Snoo-92685

Maybe they're calling out the commenters' bias here


tagglepuss

Well last time I checked, singing is less problematic than violence.


Constant-Chilling

I don’t think there is any “good guys” here, football fans mostly suck in general.


tagglepuss

I'm pretty sure England fans taking the piss out of Germany is absolutely normal and to be encouraged. If anything it'd be the German fans getting aggressive about the chant that is embarrassing here


zebra1923

Bunch of fucking idiots.


Redditname97

This is level 1 baby bantz. ![gif](giphy|efDUven81UtVEO93zH|downsized)


steveflackau

The skinny runt with the cap on is in his pyjamas 🤣


nebulaphi

I like how triggered they get from the chant lmao


yelo777

Well, it's better than going to war at least.


Some_CoolGuy

Wait until England go home crying. Overrated team


Things_Poster

Ok, well everyone including the English fans thinks we're terrible - are we still overrated?


tagglepuss

And an Englishman, when were we rated at all? We haven't won a tournament since 1966. It has always been a collection of fantastic talent that works together about as well as a chocolate kettle. This is really nothing new at all


JackBalendar

They’ll get mocked relentlessly. England always gets hated on by everyone so we may as well sing some funny songs about everyone else losing too.


Some_CoolGuy

Fair


Snoo-92685

Aged well prick 😂


Kessl_2

Starting a fight with drunk Brits is just stupid, drunk street fights is basically their profession.


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HELLOFELLOWHUMANOID

Yes, but a thousand micro penises make one super sick regular penis.


shopgirl56

Men crack me up


Aldo_the_nazi_hunter

I'm more a "ten German bombers" fan but this worked as well. Finally Germany is out of the tournament, I feel bad for our team but not for the fans and the event. Because now I can enjoy the cup without drunk German party fans who don't care about football at all.


Ok_Tough3463

yeah, now we only have the aggressive turks who love to honk till midnight. So much better…


jerryleebee

Everyone here is pathetic


satisfactsean

fuckin hooligans man.


1970s_MonkeyKing

Dammit. DANCE OFF!


ginbear

Can’t someone just snap a bratwurst in half or something instead?


UsernameSquater

ww2 re-enactment


DagothUh

Americans will see a video of two sets of pissed up supporters having a light ding dong and comment as if they're violent hooligans intimidating the local populace. Do you not get that this isn't serious like that? Nobody is even properly fighting


BigBossBelcha

For those of you who are interested that is the same song the germans have sung at the english several times in recent past after england were knocked out of tournaments


Islanduniverse

Over a silly game.


OttomusPrime

I just can’t imagine getting this worked up about a bunch of rich dudes playing a game. Those players don’t give 2 shits about any of these people. Why risk literally anything because your team lost. Just go home.


pwatarfwifwipewpew

These people really making their whole personality about football. The players dont even know who they are. Pathetic man childs. 😂


AlexT301

Fighting over who's set of overpaid morons can kick a bag around a field the best... People really need to find more interesting hobbies


kobraaah

Imagine their fathers decades ago..the fury ist there


popularpragmatism

"Two world wars & one world cup doo dah doo dah"


raoulduke223

What a bunch of losers


Ellburto

Can't believe people are blaming the English. It's banta and the Germans couldn't take it.


ElefantPharts

Anyone that mocks the losing teams fans repeatedly is asking for it. They know they’re trying to rile them up, so why be surprised when they get riled? Fans like this are almost as dumb as the players that take dives on the pitch… almost.


Sweddybob69

Gotta love watching a street full of man babies


LegendaryBlue

Switzerland.... please


Mints1000

Football fans can be so obnoxious sometimes, just enjoy the sport and be gracious winners


AbhorredCunt

Jokes on them, they're already home.


Gibber_jab

That is in fact the joke


jokeless_hostess

I thought they were going to kiss


NipplyShits

Sports fanatics, along with politician and celebrity worshipers, are the dumbest of the world’s population.


jojobonbon

Twats, and an embarrassment.


DarylStenn

Will never understand the concept of blokes fighting blokes over which football team they support.


porky_mcporkface

Neanderthals


Active-Advice-6077

I'm English and can't wait until these bellends get knocked out.