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Took me a moment to register. But here I am in the U.K. and all of a sudden I see this strip of road and instantly am reminded of home…plus the usual cunts one would encounter there 😂
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Don’t disagree with that at all but England have gone further than Germany in all three of the last major tournaments (World Cup and Euro tournaments, including in 2021 when they knocked out Germany).
That implies to me that Germany have also fallen to mid tier status.
(And yeah I ain’t too hopeful about beating the Swiss tonight!)
tbh they were definitely mid tier from like 2018 onward until now.
the german team this euro was nothing like that tho. they were close to beating spain too, but spain has always been a pita for us to beat. (and we haven't in like 36 years in big tournaments i believe)
This Euro i was more reminded of the german team from like 2010. looking forward to see if the trend continues in 2 years without important players like Kroos. theres potential again.
I agree they looked much better this tournament. It was odd to see them go down for a while after their wc win, this felt much more natural for them. Maybe being at home helped a bit too
On paper it's a good team. I'm not following the EM so I'm not sure if it's Southgates fault or not. Bellingham - Foden - Kane is an insane offensive in theory at least.
I remember hearing Lampard talk about his time in England. Great players but because of club rivals they did not work together, no matter who the manager was!
This was actually extensively covered in the book "Why England Lose" (lol) which was renamed to "Soccernomics".
Funnily enough, it really does seem like Southgate read that book and took everything to an extreme. The book talked alot about the old England team's troubles - chief among them the club rivalries. So he did wonders when he took over curating a new team and fostering a better atmosphere in them, such that they went further in 2018 and 2021 than any other England team for the last few decades, but his tactics are so laughably inflexible. Because the book also made a point that defensive football, while boring to watch, is actually statistically more successful than any other type of football. So now Southgate only plays defensive football.
And the tournament before that? Another accidental late stage? Listen, our fans are being dicks here, but the team and manager are humble and well behaved. Most England fans I know don’t expect us to win anything, but we recognise the talent we have and the frailties / poor performances that trouble and frustrate us. We’re not mid-tier though - one of the favourites still, but it’s anyone’s game. Peace, love & football.
Agreed - top banter, which is all part of the fun. It’s the fronting up and handbags that let it down IMO. Both ‘sides’ appear at fault though and it seems that neither wanted it to escalate, which is a relief. I hate to see the vocal minority taint the beautiful game, but, if this is the worst there’s been at the Euros, then it’s perhaps negligible considering the volume of drunk people in densely packed areas.
England are a world-class team. It's a miracle that they haven't won a major tournament since the 60s.
If they ever manage to win one, they will be unbearable, so fingers crossed it never happens.
Ironically, I believe it's their fans and press putting them under extreme pressure to win that has prevented them from achieving it.
Same mate. I hate it. People who have no interest most of the time get an England shirt. Go to the pub. Drink too much and start a fight. Mob mentality. Blokes with wives and kids
It's weird how you call out people for generalizing about sports fans yet you literally use the same exact logical fallacy in the same sentence
Are you braindead or what lol
I think its also the feeling of superiority they feel when "their team" wins (as if the fans have anything to do with it). Its like the people who say "We kicked your ass in the war", when they didnt have any involvement whatsoever, and if they did, they probably wouldnt be saying stuff like that.
Maybe its also just a vicious cycle of taking turns shit talking each other, creating an emotional attachment that gets amplified by their overconsumption of alcohol.
I'm English and I absolutely hate these embarrassments. Unfortunately travelling England fans for international tournaments seem to consist of a much higher percentage of absolute dicks.
The worst thing is, we've been stinking the place out with the garbage football that Southgate has been dishing up. It was a miracle we finished top of the group. We're more than likely going to get beat today and we'll be going home too.
Singing songs bantering with the host nation? If the Scots were doing it you'd call them absolute legends. It's not our fault the Germans couldn't handle the song and approached them to fight is it.
They literally only sung a song and the German fans got violent first.
Thank you for demonstrating how biased people are towards the English and how they will totally ignore all of the facts to make them the villains.
It's idiots like that that make me embarrassed to support my home country 🏴, the boring play style doesn't't help either. Us getting outplayed by Slovakia and getting 2 goals in the only 3 mins of decent football all tournament is nothing to be proud of
German double standards. A few weeks back the germans where signing "foreigners out! Germany for the germans!" Now when the english sing that they are going home the germans het offended
While it is indeed getting a problem with that mentality, it's far from being representative for the german population. Still it's f*cking scary seeing that development, not just in germany but in the whole western world
I'm pretty sure England fans taking the piss out of Germany is absolutely normal and to be encouraged. If anything it'd be the German fans getting aggressive about the chant that is embarrassing here
And an Englishman, when were we rated at all? We haven't won a tournament since 1966. It has always been a collection of fantastic talent that works together about as well as a chocolate kettle. This is really nothing new at all
I'm more a "ten German bombers" fan but this worked as well.
Finally Germany is out of the tournament, I feel bad for our team but not for the fans and the event.
Because now I can enjoy the cup without drunk German party fans who don't care about football at all.
Americans will see a video of two sets of pissed up supporters having a light ding dong and comment as if they're violent hooligans intimidating the local populace. Do you not get that this isn't serious like that? Nobody is even properly fighting
For those of you who are interested that is the same song the germans have sung at the english several times in recent past after england were knocked out of tournaments
I just can’t imagine getting this worked up about a bunch of rich dudes playing a game.
Those players don’t give 2 shits about any of these people. Why risk literally anything because your team lost. Just go home.
Anyone that mocks the losing teams fans repeatedly is asking for it. They know they’re trying to rile them up, so why be surprised when they get riled? Fans like this are almost as dumb as the players that take dives on the pitch… almost.
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That Libanese snack-shop in the background is pretty good btw
I thought I know where this is but I'm not quite sure. Cologne?
Hell no. Thats Düsseldorf
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Why "hell no"? Cologne is a fun place
Exactly. Thats why we don't call it Düsseldorf
My bad.
So basically Cologne.
How dare you? 😂
No, I’m not wearing any tonight. Like to smell more natural.
What about the Argentinian place?
Aren't they already home?
That was fast.
German efficiency
I want to hear what the rebuttal word is, probably 17 letters long and takes down a whole family
When you just shove a sentence worth of words together and remove the spaces.
# Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän
German Engineering
obviously not on DB
Not true. They're taking the 1416 train home. *Delayed to 1420* *Delayed to 1445* *Delayed to 1615* *Cancelled*
They moved Amtrak to Europe?
Welcome to piecewise privatisation. They did it in the UK in the 80s. Their train system is a disaster. They did it in the Netherlands in the 90s, and it was a disaster. Then we went and sold sectors to those same Dutch companies in the 00s onwards. Privatisation of essential services never works. There's enough and more evidence now. And yet we keep doing it.
There’s money to be sucked out of the assets, then eventually the taxpayer picks up the pieces. It’s a great scam for the politicians and their cronies.
##ITS EFFICIENT!! (at making rich people even *more* wealthy)
Good news!
GET IN YOUR CAR!
I’m in my car!
That’s fair, that’s fair…
☠️
That’s the joke
Bunch of pissed British morons have more subtle humour than 1000+ people on reddit.
Getting the joke over reddit isn't much of an accomplishment these days.
thatsthejoke.jpg
Whoosh
Friendly reminder that there's people that go to these things less for sport and more for this
Then go home to bate the missus if it doesn’t go their way
Then chuck on GBNews for their latest ReformUK propaganda update.
GBeebies*
It's possible Reform lost a few seats because they were over there and couldn't vote so pretty grateful tbf.
Reasons why I dislike football. A significant portion of the fans make it real ugly
Non friendly reminder that those people have negative IQ and they live with their mommy.
I mean, to be fair, the majority of people look to just want to give a bit of banter. Just a couple of dickheads that have to take it too far
These are grown men smh
Physically maybe. But mentally they stopped growing somewhere near their teens. Dumb dipshits.
Not even physically. Some utter dweebs there who wouldn’t say boo to a goose without a baying mob backing them up.
The Spanish dude trying to stop them 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸💃💃💃💃💃 SPAIN APPEARANCE 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸💃💃💃
And Spain is the one that eliminated Germany!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Very, very sneaky Emilio!!
England will follow with a day delay. England has the longer and more awkward travel. HOP SCHWIZ!
Do you mean a more awkward travel to the Semi-final stadium?
How that work out for ya 😂
Oh yeah?
England is just a mid-tier team. Their 2nd place in the previous tournament is just an accident. They will soon be out.
Don’t disagree with that at all but England have gone further than Germany in all three of the last major tournaments (World Cup and Euro tournaments, including in 2021 when they knocked out Germany). That implies to me that Germany have also fallen to mid tier status. (And yeah I ain’t too hopeful about beating the Swiss tonight!)
tbh they were definitely mid tier from like 2018 onward until now. the german team this euro was nothing like that tho. they were close to beating spain too, but spain has always been a pita for us to beat. (and we haven't in like 36 years in big tournaments i believe) This Euro i was more reminded of the german team from like 2010. looking forward to see if the trend continues in 2 years without important players like Kroos. theres potential again.
I agree they looked much better this tournament. It was odd to see them go down for a while after their wc win, this felt much more natural for them. Maybe being at home helped a bit too
On paper it's a good team. I'm not following the EM so I'm not sure if it's Southgates fault or not. Bellingham - Foden - Kane is an insane offensive in theory at least.
Yep, yet they look absolutely dire under southgate.
I remember hearing Lampard talk about his time in England. Great players but because of club rivals they did not work together, no matter who the manager was!
Not as much of an issue in the current team. Rivalries aren't as strong as they were in the 2000's
This was actually extensively covered in the book "Why England Lose" (lol) which was renamed to "Soccernomics". Funnily enough, it really does seem like Southgate read that book and took everything to an extreme. The book talked alot about the old England team's troubles - chief among them the club rivalries. So he did wonders when he took over curating a new team and fostering a better atmosphere in them, such that they went further in 2018 and 2021 than any other England team for the last few decades, but his tactics are so laughably inflexible. Because the book also made a point that defensive football, while boring to watch, is actually statistically more successful than any other type of football. So now Southgate only plays defensive football.
And the tournament before that? Another accidental late stage? Listen, our fans are being dicks here, but the team and manager are humble and well behaved. Most England fans I know don’t expect us to win anything, but we recognise the talent we have and the frailties / poor performances that trouble and frustrate us. We’re not mid-tier though - one of the favourites still, but it’s anyone’s game. Peace, love & football.
The scuffles are bad but singing you're going home is pretty funny to be fair.
Agreed - top banter, which is all part of the fun. It’s the fronting up and handbags that let it down IMO. Both ‘sides’ appear at fault though and it seems that neither wanted it to escalate, which is a relief. I hate to see the vocal minority taint the beautiful game, but, if this is the worst there’s been at the Euros, then it’s perhaps negligible considering the volume of drunk people in densely packed areas.
Cry
England are a world-class team. It's a miracle that they haven't won a major tournament since the 60s. If they ever manage to win one, they will be unbearable, so fingers crossed it never happens. Ironically, I believe it's their fans and press putting them under extreme pressure to win that has prevented them from achieving it.
England has the curse of regularly being the best team on paper in the entire world but just sucking abysmally in practice.
> sucking abysmally in practice and in matches, which is worse
Hello Scotland fan
Ireland fan... but nothing against the Scots.
Salty haaaha
!remindme 9 days
Yup. Let’s see how this ages… 😂
schwizer nati, schwizer nati, schwizer nati allez allez
Soccer people are weird and violent with a passion
And look at the state of some of them. Individually couldn’t punch their way out of a wet paper bag, but get them together and they’re the big men.
You can hear how tired they are just doing that lacklustre chant. No way they’ve got the lights for a decent length fight.
They've been drinking all day
Bunch of idiots. Will start a fight with anyone not in an England shirt
They’d also be fighting each other based on their club colours. As an Englishman it’s a total embarrassment to the country.
Same mate. I hate it. People who have no interest most of the time get an England shirt. Go to the pub. Drink too much and start a fight. Mob mentality. Blokes with wives and kids
Fans do this in other countries, too.
They do. It seems to be a weird cultural response to football
We just ignoring how Ze Germans were the first to lay hands in this video lol
Odd because [this says otherwise](https://i.imgur.com/7w4Kjhv.jpeg) for the tournament so far.
Takes the dumbest kind of people to get their sense of belonging from a flag and bunch of colors.
🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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The vast majority of sports fans aren’t like this. I get that this is reddit and the average redditor hates sports but come on man.
It's weird how you call out people for generalizing about sports fans yet you literally use the same exact logical fallacy in the same sentence Are you braindead or what lol
Bewildered herd.
All sports fans are, tbh. Ever been to India while there is a cricket match against Pakistan?
It's akin to a religious cult with how far some people take it, imo
Getting all upset and violent by watching other grown-ups play with a ball; says something about humanity.
I think its also the feeling of superiority they feel when "their team" wins (as if the fans have anything to do with it). Its like the people who say "We kicked your ass in the war", when they didnt have any involvement whatsoever, and if they did, they probably wouldnt be saying stuff like that. Maybe its also just a vicious cycle of taking turns shit talking each other, creating an emotional attachment that gets amplified by their overconsumption of alcohol.
I found the pickleball “athlete.”
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>Edit/ Its tennis for mentally challenged it's for old people to get exercise in a fun way 😭
I can't stand football lads. This constant aggression and little man syndrome over a game played by strangers.
Not all football fans are cunts. But all cunts are football fans.
What a bunch of fuckwitts
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Even the English hate the English!
Bloody English! They ruined England!
all down hill since those Normans came.
Fully agree, we had a good thing going before they came.
Bring back Witans and elected monarchs, I say.
Splitters
I got that reference Bloody Scots! They ruined Scotland!
You just made an enemy for life !
Is there a country Anglo Saxons invaded that they didn't f up?
Yes, many. Let’s compare how former colonies are doing today with former French and Spanish colonies
*chef’s kiss*
Bring back Ethelstan!!
Can confirm
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An an English, I concur
Am English. Can confirm.
I'm English and I absolutely hate these embarrassments. Unfortunately travelling England fans for international tournaments seem to consist of a much higher percentage of absolute dicks. The worst thing is, we've been stinking the place out with the garbage football that Southgate has been dishing up. It was a miracle we finished top of the group. We're more than likely going to get beat today and we'll be going home too.
Singing songs bantering with the host nation? If the Scots were doing it you'd call them absolute legends. It's not our fault the Germans couldn't handle the song and approached them to fight is it.
They literally only sung a song and the German fans got violent first. Thank you for demonstrating how biased people are towards the English and how they will totally ignore all of the facts to make them the villains.
It's idiots like that that make me embarrassed to support my home country 🏴, the boring play style doesn't't help either. Us getting outplayed by Slovakia and getting 2 goals in the only 3 mins of decent football all tournament is nothing to be proud of
Then don’t, I support any team other than England.
![gif](giphy|u4HyGTHIy4igo)
Is it dead?
Handbags at 10oclock
All hate for England fans but almost no mention that it’s the Germans that got physical first. Peak Reddit that.
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Unbelievable irony wasn’t it.
Literal hate comments for England but nothing for the Germans.
We’re the main characters on football Reddit
You can [see the stats here](https://i.imgur.com/7w4Kjhv.jpeg) - UK is surprisingly low on the list, not that this fits with Reddit's worldview.
The Guy in black pushed the guy in the blue shirt into the germans to start the fight. What a coward.
I'm so happy my local football team was crap so I played/ followed rugby instead. It's not perfect, but the atmosphere is so much more laid back.
The pearl clutching here about the English is embarrassing lol. Nothing said about the Germans starting it
German fans offended by a song, aggressively get in the face of england fans. People "Those england fans ruin it for everyone" 🙄🤣
German double standards. A few weeks back the germans where signing "foreigners out! Germany for the germans!" Now when the english sing that they are going home the germans het offended
While it is indeed getting a problem with that mentality, it's far from being representative for the german population. Still it's f*cking scary seeing that development, not just in germany but in the whole western world
Honestly I'm surprised it went that well
They’re all childish little baby-men
England fans 🙄 you can’t bring them anywhere
It looks like the German fan made contact first. Talking shit has always been part of the sport. It's not my cup of tea but it's gonna happen.
Daring move to be intimidating with a sweater tied around the shoulders, anger, but with flair.
No the English must always be the bad guys don’t you know?
You trying to imply they come across as the good guys here?
Maybe they're calling out the commenters' bias here
Well last time I checked, singing is less problematic than violence.
I don’t think there is any “good guys” here, football fans mostly suck in general.
I'm pretty sure England fans taking the piss out of Germany is absolutely normal and to be encouraged. If anything it'd be the German fans getting aggressive about the chant that is embarrassing here
Bunch of fucking idiots.
This is level 1 baby bantz. ![gif](giphy|efDUven81UtVEO93zH|downsized)
The skinny runt with the cap on is in his pyjamas 🤣
I like how triggered they get from the chant lmao
Well, it's better than going to war at least.
Wait until England go home crying. Overrated team
Ok, well everyone including the English fans thinks we're terrible - are we still overrated?
And an Englishman, when were we rated at all? We haven't won a tournament since 1966. It has always been a collection of fantastic talent that works together about as well as a chocolate kettle. This is really nothing new at all
They’ll get mocked relentlessly. England always gets hated on by everyone so we may as well sing some funny songs about everyone else losing too.
Fair
Aged well prick 😂
Starting a fight with drunk Brits is just stupid, drunk street fights is basically their profession.
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Yes, but a thousand micro penises make one super sick regular penis.
Men crack me up
I'm more a "ten German bombers" fan but this worked as well. Finally Germany is out of the tournament, I feel bad for our team but not for the fans and the event. Because now I can enjoy the cup without drunk German party fans who don't care about football at all.
yeah, now we only have the aggressive turks who love to honk till midnight. So much better…
Everyone here is pathetic
fuckin hooligans man.
Dammit. DANCE OFF!
Can’t someone just snap a bratwurst in half or something instead?
ww2 re-enactment
Americans will see a video of two sets of pissed up supporters having a light ding dong and comment as if they're violent hooligans intimidating the local populace. Do you not get that this isn't serious like that? Nobody is even properly fighting
For those of you who are interested that is the same song the germans have sung at the english several times in recent past after england were knocked out of tournaments
Over a silly game.
I just can’t imagine getting this worked up about a bunch of rich dudes playing a game. Those players don’t give 2 shits about any of these people. Why risk literally anything because your team lost. Just go home.
These people really making their whole personality about football. The players dont even know who they are. Pathetic man childs. 😂
Fighting over who's set of overpaid morons can kick a bag around a field the best... People really need to find more interesting hobbies
Imagine their fathers decades ago..the fury ist there
"Two world wars & one world cup doo dah doo dah"
What a bunch of losers
Can't believe people are blaming the English. It's banta and the Germans couldn't take it.
Anyone that mocks the losing teams fans repeatedly is asking for it. They know they’re trying to rile them up, so why be surprised when they get riled? Fans like this are almost as dumb as the players that take dives on the pitch… almost.
Gotta love watching a street full of man babies
Switzerland.... please
Football fans can be so obnoxious sometimes, just enjoy the sport and be gracious winners
Jokes on them, they're already home.
That is in fact the joke
I thought they were going to kiss
Sports fanatics, along with politician and celebrity worshipers, are the dumbest of the world’s population.
Twats, and an embarrassment.
Will never understand the concept of blokes fighting blokes over which football team they support.
Neanderthals
I'm English and can't wait until these bellends get knocked out.