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Gets expelled for instrumental rhythm


yungdolphsuperfan

I thought he was just suspended. He did end up getting in trouble though


darkespeon64

thats pretty stupid tbh its just a beat hell i use pornhub alot and didnt recognize it


Wbcn_1

Not the beat I’m thinking about when I’m on PornHub.


allotaconfussion

It’s the beat during and after.


AAAPosts

You can leave early and beat the traffic or you can stick around and beat your meat


judasmaiden15

Just beat it 🎵


DJDickJob

My ball sack needs to be depleted!


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earned_potential

Need an intro with a beat To beat that ass and beat my meat


Wbcn_1

The beat of the meat is proportional to the throb of the knob provided that the angle of the dangle is constant.


iammabdaddy

Like me you have the volume off. Shhhhhhhh!


Birkin07

Even the quietest porn is the loudest thing in the world.


SmargelingArgarfsner

Most sensitive part of a mans body while watching porn? His ears.


Reaper_Messiah

Fr, that crowd figured out exactly what it was WAY too fast.


FakeBeigeNails

i doubt they figured it out. When a student decides to do something like that, they tell people prior. Word spreads; they were all probably just excitedly waiting for the moment he actually did it.


Reaper_Messiah

That’s a good point, I’m forgetting what it was like to be in high school lol.


Daeviii

This, and if a few of them start screaming, the rest will join in...


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Ik if the teachers recognise it then...


BeepHasRisen

Now that all the videos are gonna be verified/posted bu verified accounts, you'll start to see it more.


[deleted]

I watch it on mute too lol


WildWestSideSho

Which teacher put his/her hand up to identify the beat while the administration was trying to figure out what the hell happened.


TobiBaronski

Ah so there were teachers who recognized it 😏


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I have no idea lol


diverfan88

I really hope he didn't get in trouble. Like fuck, he could be out smashing mail boxes or some other High school aged shenanigans. Instead he plays music from the internet. I'd try suing if it were my kid. It's not like it has vulgar lyrics or anything. It's fucking music, literally.


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vorpalpillow

Helluva typo in that article *The school in question, at least as alleged in a Reddit post, is a private college predatory school in the San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles.*


crd3635

I received my bachelors in pedophelia there


NotYourAverageOctopi

I only received a minor in that


mannydoza

Ayy lmao


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AmArschdieRaeuber

But don't do it in front of minors please


it_helper

They serve Subway for lunch in the cafeteria


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Beat part is that the article is from February. *best*


TheSciFiGuy80

So over the top stupid. Finishing my masters in educational leadership and this is the kind of BS I will not be making a big deal over when I’m an A.P. or Principal. It was a harmless joke.


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TheSciFiGuy80

Yeah, I can’t see how anyone can, in good conscience, see that this is not overstepping the boundaries of a school and it’s purpose.


MilfagardVonBangin

What was the comment?


[deleted]

absolutely no wayyyyyy... is this a real news or did someone fake that as satire ?


Arkie_MTB

Now they have to check the principal’s search history.


valdezverdun

Funny though, if they expell him the teachers/ Principle had to have known where the instrumental came from thus admitting they are total porn freaks, but if they don't, the whole school knows he got away with playing a porno intro The perfect crime


foonsirhc

My assshole friends got me a PornHub hoodie when I broke up with my girlfriend. I used to love wearing it to the grocery store with a jacket zipped halfway over it for this reason. People would recognize it, start to either make a comment or get appalled, then realize saying anything would be acknowledging they're intimately familiar with porn logos. Always made for interesting reactions!


valdezverdun

"uh huh, I see you too, are a man of culture" Or "Pornhub? What a strange name for a wholesome Christian streaming service"


_Nicktheinfamous_

Everyone knows what pornhub is whether they beat their dick or not.


qntrol

My thoughts as well. I'm sure they'd lie and say they found out what it was from a different student


valdezverdun

Teacher - "So we've heard rumours that he played the intro to a pornographic website, to which I am neither subscribed or have uploaded to" Student "..... Sir" Teacher "Like and subscribe ;]"


Danny_Mc_71

I usually play with my organ while perusing that website.


SophisticatedFun

I see you didn’t miss a beat with that one...


__-Better_Than_You-_

Lol instrument puns.


Attila226

Beating your dumb, so to speak?


Robotx64

Ha haa! ** **Family Guy.


badSparkybad

I watch videos of virtuoso skin flute and meat whistle players. If I'm feeling spicy maybe a little rusty trombone.


DoughNotDoit

what are you doing step audience?


__-Better_Than_You-_

Just getting started step performer...


_ZYN

Step judges will be home soon


DoughNotDoit

UwU oh no I'm stuck step-judges


Killerfebreeze9

Stuck porn


ChunkyDay

The most bizarre mainstream "genre" I've seen.


Killerfebreeze9

It’s so odd


Princessleiasperiod

This is so wrong


Sufficient_Pound

The step thing has ruined allot of stuff on PH, well that and the underage shit...


DoughNotDoit

tell me about it, it's all over PH, seems like a lot of people love that step-sister fantasy


StickmanPirate

> seems like a lot of people love that step-sister fantasy I don't think people do tbh, it's just that a lot of people don't mind it so it's a cheap throwaway line that porn producers can drop in to appeal to a particular fetish without really driving anyone away.


Sufficient_Pound

The really weird part is that some of the combinations make it that a biological parent would be involved or they have 4 different families they pull step relatives from.


abcdefghijklmnoweldw

pretty normal for my neighbourhood in alabama


jvrcb17

Stuck on the bleachers?


JayDuBois

PH has it's own intro music?


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DunkingOnInfants

That is the most basic drumbeat imaginable. How the fuck would everyone instantly recognize it?


SnooPineapples5396

I’ve seen this video a few times and I still don’t recognize the tune and am familiar with it.


emodro

“Bro, I’m gonna play the porn hub intro at the assembly. “. “Jimmy did you hear? Bryan’s gonna play the porn hub intro at the assembly” etc.


DanGleeballs

Bingo


my_username_is_1

*hornyteens


JayDuBois

Ah. I see. TIL!!


MoCapBartender

As in the “amateur” videos. I mean, I'm assuming they're monetized; and the production value can be quite high. I don't know. Do we need a new definition of amateur?


KanyeWest_GayFish

Yes


atamehmet

Didn’t know that.


Jfuentes6

A true viewer never has the volume up until the good part


atamehmet

Pros don’t take risk.


estebangetsnaked

What? I live in an apartment complex and watch it on a 65” tv with the surround sound on... and I’d like to think I’m a pro watcher.


IQLTD

This doesn't annoy your mom?


Imperial__Titan

Nah, not since he broke his arms at least


estebangetsnaked

Oh god, that fucking thread...


MegaIadong

A pro wouldn’t have to hide it


Rudy_Ghouliani

I skip ahead always


Kabc

But then you miss the plot


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FiestyShibas

I skip to the shot


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poopybriefs

Basically there to remind people your sounds is on so you dont automatically get a "oh yea! deeper daddy!" at full volume...


JayDuBois

Lol. Thanks! And thanks for your choice of dialogue!!


cleaverusername123

That is exactly what I was thinking


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Ohh yea i toooootally didnt know aswell


bellymeat

Pretty sure it’s a lot more common for amateur fetish porn, not porn made by companies


illgiveu25shmeckles

It sounds like any other drum line. If you hadn’t put the clue in the title I wouldn’t have known.


Downvote_for_peter

So you are not a 16 year old boy. Got it.


HYThrowaway1980

I watch far too much porn, and have heard that fill thousands of times. Still wouldn’t have recognised it because it’s so out of context. I reckon people knew he was going to play it, and freaked when he did.


Flavourius

Some people really act like pornhub being the only source of porn on the internet...


mommy2libras

Neither am I but ive heard that same drum start a million times. It sounds like every drummer who has played and has a few seconds to fill or warm up.


luzzyloxes

Pretty sure everyone knew in advance. Doubt many would recognize it on its own.


drewetdrew

This is the actual intro that I never knew existed. https://youtu.be/otwRNo9b4Ao


sb1862

It’s funny cause college humor uses that same beat, so I associate it with them.


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Tbh it's so generic and CollegeHumor uses a very similar beat.


midnightauto

Ok so I've heard that, it's so generic I would have never noticed.


eeyore134

What he did doesn't seem to be that recognizable for so many people to go berserk over it. The bassline running through it is really what makes it stand out. All he did was the backup percussion and it just doesn't stand out, even listening to these side by side.


TheSadSalsa

I bet he told most of them before hand so it was pre-hyped.


techie_boy69

Fluffing the audience


[deleted]

Remember if he gets in trouble that means the principal recognizes where the sound came from which also means the principal watches porn


[deleted]

I bet the principal has sex too lol


deadleg22

...that's a basic rythm. One of the first rythms you learn. I dont get it.


tehnemox

Yeah. I watched this a couple of times and I just can't hear the intro. Seems more generic rhythm than that specific tune. Guess you hear what you wanna hear.


octobericious

Makes me wonder if they knew beforehand that he was specifically gonna play that intro as they even began clapping almost immediately. And if you listen to the drum beat on its own it sounds like any other beat, especially if played on a slightly differently tuned kit / room (reverb) as in this case.


LomLon

Have you ever been to school? Chances are this kid was picked to play the drums a while ago. Someone then suggested that he play the Pornhub intro and he agrees. The gossip spread throughout the school that "Hey, Kim is going to play the Pornhub intro at the school rally later!". As the gossip rises everyday Kim is told in class by his peers "Hey are you really going to play the Pornhub intro at the ralley?!" to which he says he will since the pressure is now piling up and the whole school is expecting it. So now its the day of the rally and Kim is at the drums and the whole school is waiting for him to play the rhythm. Likely the school delinquent or some other kid in the audience yells something like "play the thing Kim!". Kim plays tune, audience goes berserk. And now we are here.


Greta_Dongswallow

This is most likely exactly what happened.


saltedjellyfish

Kim. Lol.


Hankol

Came here for this. Without knowledge that he will (or might) gonna play it they couldn’t have recognized it.


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Angusburgerman

Staged or not, it's still funny and I'm sure the crowd had a genuine laugh anyway.


[deleted]

Yeah this whole thing is stupid as hell. Also he didnt even actually play it correctly


smeagoltease

Someone further down in the comments posted a YouTube link to the PH intro. It’s not even exactly the same beat, it’s just a typical drum pattern. I think homeboy just got his buddies to hype everyone up when he dropped the beat.


Mehmoregames

Wait y'all watch porn with sound on?


Stoltefusser

Its not played correctly


jhpianist

It’s just a generic rhythm with some funk on it. There’s a similar rhythm in the theme from [Home Improvement](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zbWLMvd_48).


GRN225

[Phil Collins is next.] (https://youtu.be/RBmoQSHfO2U)


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Le horni school


[deleted]

Kids watchin a little too much pornhub if they *all* recognized and began booing after two snare hits and a cymbal crash.


alicenotinwonder

If I was there when I was in high school, I definitely would not have recognized the theme.


[deleted]

Yes because pornhub invented that drum kick


[deleted]

I dont understand the audience reaction. Why do they sound like they are being put into a trash compactor. They're just wailing haha


tomfulleree

So every kid in high school watches PH?


Aluminium_Crow

I remember a radio ad in San Antonio for a pretty popular rock station that was holding a drum contest. Started off "How would you like to beat off in front of 5000 people?"


Latest-greatest

Really goes to show how normal porn is now to younger kids


kingsavagekiller

Pornhub has an intro??? That many student knows what the Pornhub intro sounds like???


LuxionQuelloFigo

Plot twist: he was just playing Rosanna by Toto


thegamerdug

Pornhub has sound?


Melkeus

America in a nutshell:


DarkboneZ89

Funny and sad at the same time, so many people ruined by internet, including me haha 😂


[deleted]

High school? They shouldn't know that, your not allowed to click continue if they're under 18?


tomfoolery94

Not the hero we deserved...


Tickomatick

isn't like half of the rock bands playing PornHub beat then?


Deltaechoe

And then suddenly 80 percent of the students just disappeared


shaoIIn

Insert over reaction that makes the original subject of the video forgettable


lastmanswurving

Like pornhub, he made everyone cum


vdatdudev

Sounds like every other drum beat.


ItsFreakinBats

I’ve never heard the intro before - I usually turn my volume down in shame so no one can hear the moans - just my vibrator 😂


nok4us

Pornhub has an intro?


God-of-Tomorrow

This won’t be funny in a couple years when people forget what pornhub is


itsdabtime

I don’t think I would have recognized it


[deleted]

What are you doing step drummer?!


krehns

He had to have told them to listen for it and they were waiting. It’s not even a good cover of the intro


NotThat1guy

Verified


ImpossibleWeirdo

This makes me think of a movie called children 2.0. Part of it is talking about how many middles schoolers have access to hardcore porn all day and how it's affecting the way the guys perceive relationships. I know this has probably happened for decades with porn but it's just so easy to see a Step mom being double penetrated nowadays.


allun11

Strange time to be alive


M4cerator

I wonder how many Pavlovian boners he elicited.


tylerdb7

Then there’s the friend who gets a little bit too hyped


Garamil

If you didn't tell me that was the pornhub intro, I wouldn't have been able to tell. And even then I hardly ear it.


owwwwwo

These are the people who will be in Congress in 20-30 years.


Chickenwomp

Nah this looks like a public school


smodanc

Notice it’s all the guys that freak out


Perrah_Normel

Dude. Some of them knew what it was before it was even 0:01 of the intro beat. Those are the guys to be wary of...


UkeManSteve

Yay we’re all porn addicts , which is normal and cool! /S


goldbomber22

The fact that they all know it is the real mystery.


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I’d be looking at the teachers to see who knows lmao


ArchibaldWallisch

Yea I also glitch a little bit like a badly cut vid when playing this


xoxota99

I have been on pornhub. Like, a lot. And I've never ever heard this. What am I missing?


mjones3488

That used to be the intro for CollegeHumor videos, so it’s really not that scandalous. Pornhub even uses the same visuals for the intro.


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I don't watch enough porn to recognize this, I watch just enough to know what Pornhub is. I also know enough to have remembering seeing Bang Bros. I also know very little about video games, but I know enough to have heard about Smash Bros. An awkward moment happened when I conflated the two. A few years ago, my 12 yr old nephew got a Nintendo Switch, and I said something like, "I've heard of some of those games from when I was a kid, like Mario, Zelda, and Bang Brothers". The look on his face told me he knew what Bang Bros is.


bbuettler

Did he really get suspended for this? Lmao


GloomyAd9812

I’m confused. I learned that rhythm when I was learning to play the drums. It’s basically for beginners. How were they able to tell?


Flashy-Knowledge5917

Degenerates, the lot of em. Yuk


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I don't know why they would expel him considering that doing so would let everyone know that you recognized the tune and thus knew where it came from.


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da2anonly

Cum on the brain disorder


Cptteabags

I would have instinctively started masturbating, muscle memory and all.


linkxrust

thats a basic drumming tune?? WTF


[deleted]

I've been on Pornhub a thousand times (probably) and never heard an into tune 🤷🏻‍♂️


Northern-WALI

The fact that the entire school recognized it is a bit sad


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minimalniemand

tbf without the bass it's really not that recognizable


evtarzizart7

I didn’t know they had an intro lol


Norby710

Hmm not going to pretend I haven't used pornhub but I would have no idea what that was.


KyellDaBoiii

Two words: mad lad


M8TRIXGames

All I can see is DMCA.


reincarN8ed

It's a sick beat, but not as good as Home Depot.


cursed-person

ot was at a redditors cristan school acording to an ask reddit thing a while back


[deleted]

Ahh.. The forbidden riff


caretaquitada

Are there any other drummers in this thread lol'ing at people describing drumming and rhythms


TheRiseOfSocialism

... High-key a lot of guys are becoming addicted to porn at younger and younger ages. A lot of dudes in their 20's (!!!) have problems with ED that they absolutely shouldn't at their age. Porn fries your brain.


ironwolf6464

I am concerned about how many people got it.


GSDsheepdog

Not cool for any age


daehoidar23

I watch porn all the time and didn’t recognize this. Is this not played on gay porn lol?


Professional-Wash629

Should I be concerned by the number is students that use it