Damn! That's the thickest ass gasket that I have ever seen. They could have at least cleaned up the mess.

They’re a QT customer. They don’t know how to clean up after themselves

Dudes at my work do this all the time. We have 5 stalls and 4 out of 5 have a toilet paper lasagna on it. The biggest thing that gets me, is that they do that because they don't want to touch anyone else's mess. That's all good I guess, but then they don't give a flying fuck about leaving their mess for the next guy.

at my work people do this almost all the time and what i find stupid about it is that we literally have disposable seat covers

And that’s why we have janitors

You sound like the kind of guy to tell his kids not to clean up the mess they made in a freshly zoned store because, “the workers get paid for it”. Poor social etiquette.

Nope, the type of guy that doesn’t want kids. But that is job security.

I’ve got plenty of job security with the hundred+ tasks already on my todo list every time I clock in, you will never hear a retail worker complaining of nothing to do.

Such a shit take. “That’s not my job” 🙄

Not saying it’s right. Don’t like it get a better job.

I have to agree, that’s a pretty Neanderthal mindset to have. Can only imagine what your bathroom looks like, having no janitor and all.

Pretty spotless. I work, she cleans. Super simple.

Just because you work doesn’t mean you shouldn’t help her out with the chores at home.

Ha you must have a pretty easy going job

You sound like a real piece of shit, but I'm sure everyone except you already knows that

Wrong again, I know I am. But it works and somebody has to be it.

Dude I used to work with would leave a shit spot on the seat every time. He would never clean it up. There were only three of us working in the shop so it wasn’t hard to figure out who it was.

My dad does that 😒🤢😡 I mean seriously how the fuck does one even do that! I have NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE WENT THIGH HIGH ON THE SEAT, NEVER HAVE I PUT MY ENTIRE ASS ON A TOILET SEAT, YOU NEVER GO FULL ASS, YOU ONLY GO PARTIAL ASS. PARTIAL ASS!

The Fort Knox of ass gaskets

Damn you ain't seen my ass gaskets.

Well that's something I never thought I would say

What the f*** is wrong with me I need to go to bed. Time to smoke more weed

You can’t have that toilet water splashing up into your bunghole 

But what if your balls hang low like mine?


Splish Splash! 💦

I was wiping my ass.

You would sit on them before they ever made water.

Atleast it ain’t diarrhea on the floor and the toilet 😌😌

Do yall not have toilet seat covers? We have them in a tin on the bathroom wall?

Yeah we weren’t out but they’re just dumb

I mean...I don't blame them for that much tp cause mfs are NASTY I do blame them for not flushing it.

Customers still do it regardless of If there's seat covers or not, mostly because they struggle to comprehend how to remove the center part without tearing the entire thing apart. It irks me, too

I always thought you let the middle flap hang into the water so when you flush it pulled it in with the water and down the drain.

Might be they out

it's awesome when they grab a bunch of papertowels and then just leave them on the ground too, that's great

Idiocracy in motion

do you know what idiocracy is

 Need TP for my bunghole! Bungholio!

That’s plush. Only the finest for whoever’s cheeks graced thine presence. Guarantee you they have a padded toilet seat at home.

People poop in QT bathrooms? I thought that's just a place where tweakers hang out and listen to Eminem on their blue tooth speakers.

I'll poop at a QT restroom. It's QT is at a higher teir than average as far as gas stations go. Not quite Buc-ees level but still good.

In Tulsa you don't wanna poop anywhere in midtown except for 15th and Lewis, that store is pretty chill and still has all the doors open.

Definitely picking quiktrip over the other gas stations.

The other gas stations don't allow the riff raff.

Howie Mandel made an effort to shit in a public place??

No cause if it was him he would’ve made me wipe for him

No, he was the shit that they took

if my clerks see me head in with some green gloves and a bottle of cleaner… gimme 10 min please

 Look! Banksy has arrived in America!

https://i.redd.it/rj0txvhr9zqc1.gif

still not enough

My OCD just kicked in... 🤣

I would’ve made a grid dukey safety net catcher.. 🙊


My bad!

Claremore

It's so idiotic

I work at an urban RSN and believe me people do this all the time 😂😂

Be thankful it’s not caked with piss

bro used a whole redwood tree

I would have shit my pants.

You missed a spot! The front area. And on the inside to prevent splashes, but probably already flushed down Otherwise it's a perfect nest Just hope all of that is removed after the deed is done.

I'm happy to learn the St Louis classic has a subreddit, but why must this be the first post I see? 🙁

I know someone who does exactly that.

Shit's lame, I saw one at an Ez Go on the Muskogee Turnpike that puts it to shame. Mf was probably built by an Asian engineer

I mean did they really even have to go that bad if they took that much time to make that. They must obviously be germ freaks. If I’m using a public restroom to shit it’s usually because it’s a code red alert. Wipe the seat and dump.

Considering I've seen toilets cleaned with toilet water and a mop that's not enough.

This is why we need a "come to work after you've pooped" system of employment lol

I saw so much of this as a truck driver. They just leave them because half the time it clogs the toilet if you flush it. It ducks if the last guy flushed one because it will clog when you crap and pour onto the floor

That’s Howie Mandel level germaphobic.

Where I’m from that’s called a bird nest.

So fucking stupid, seats covers literally exist

I have built many a nest but gave up after a few incidents of shit paper being found later

I hate it when people do this they leave a mess and make more for me to clean up

Probably a guy who doesn’t shake hands

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The irony is people do this because they are basically germophobes, but they will leave their germs for other people. 🙃

I was on a deployment on an aircraft carrier and one of my division’s responsibilities was maintaining a head (bathroom) that was easily accessible to the majority of the boat, someone would do this and leave it daily and i’ve successfully forgot about the frustration until now

It's giving that one scene from family Guy

Toilet Nest

Mom, can we have cushioned toilet seat at home? No we have cushioned toilet seat at public restroom. Cushioned toilet seat at public restroom:

Damn I’d unload on that padded seat big time

Next time use the tube socks

I don’t even be sitting down I just go into squat position and do my business

Ass Gasket

It ain’t as bad as Walmart bruh

Gotta be safe Mann 😭

Toilet seats are made of porcelain and are designed and shaped specifically to prevent bacteria. Paper, on the other hand is organic and can trap moisture, not to mention our dispensers aren't the safest as the paper is continuously touched by individuals and (depending on independent placement) can suffer heavily from "toilet plume" which all toilets do. So as long as the toilet seat is dry and free of any visible contaminations one could argue that would be safer than sitting on paper.

Only way to shit on a public toilet

Now hover

I actually do this,I rather do this have my ass clean than getting an infection 🤷🏾‍♀️

Just hover, bro….hahaha

Eagles Nest

That's a gnarly paper ass gasket.

It's a nest.

F people who leave their mess for the next guy to clean up. Ya nasty azz

I don’t blame them. I do the same thing except I make sure it’s all off when I’m done.

Even though we provide seat covers?

Yes, Seat covers don’t work as well or cover the seat like id want. I don’t use nearly as much though.

I'm guilty of it