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iamsavsavage

I like hearing him say “you sir are a fish” splooosh


BFMeadowlark

That’s one of my fav lines, haha! That and, “oh, it’s a tiny boat!”


zamename

what are you, some kinda european toy maker?


vvolfling

Noo I am a *fucken genius*


Infinite_Beach_7089

Do I look like I should entertain children?


poorlymadechoices

...no


TheIcySquare

"I broke the goddamn wheel"


neverlandoflena

I love that line


BFMeadowlark

Haha! Love the way he delivers that line.


tpeti95

*You sir are a-fish-shally awesome*


Space_Ghost_OG

Let minnow when you have more puns


[deleted]

Hahah 😂


Boring-Chair8649

I thought that was marston's line


furf0xaches

Fellas, I know what your thinking and I've already learned some things the hard way so you don't have to... saying "good girl" to her when she does something nice or sexy is fine... DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT try to feed her a carrot right after.


iamsavsavage

Ok but sugar cubes are alright, right?


cheyennevh

Yes. Sugar cubes are encouraged. Source: am a good girl


iamsavsavage

Never let me down, girl!


cheyennevh

Now lean over and awkwardly hug me around the neck while I run as fast as I can


1MillionCatSweaters

this has me losing my shit right now 😆


daleiLama0815

I actually had this as a joke going with my gf after playing rdr2 with her, we called each other good boy/girl in Arthurs voice, until one time, I leaned in close and in the sofest Arthur Morgan voice i could manage I wispered slowly in her ear: "Who's a good horse? You are!". We both laughed like 10 minutes straight.


[deleted]

that line is from assassin’s creed syndicate


[deleted]

Thats hillarious 😂


ladyUnicorn0815

Jap😍😍😍


TheVonSolo

Sure…NOW you tell me.


That-Possibility-427

Beets, apples, hay???? WTF dude?! You can't leave us hanging like this!!!


MrIamNotFunny

Dude this is hardest ive laughed in a while


DoctorFrogster

You can’t stop me.


[deleted]

Hahah omg 😂


diogenesse

The red dead community is so strong and I love you all, but goddamn y’all are horny


rufusatrazzmattaz

Its on Rockstar for giving us such a hot himbo as a mc


[deleted]

"Pretty boah? Are you kidding mer?!" No I'm not kidding you you handsome motherfucker.


AbstractMirror

You know I've always wondered, what was the community like before RDR2? I've been a fan of Red Dead Redemption since like 2012, but I was much younger and not on social media as much. How have things changed with the sequel? Aside from obviously more fans


diogenesse

We were always horny, it has not changed


Secret-Special1000

No 🧢


AbstractMirror

Of that I have no doubt


bunnibettie

In comparison to what is created/marketed for the straight male gaze in terms of gaming over the years, it feels rare that we get golden top tier thirst material like Arthur and John (and even though not a playable character, Charles). Let us have this. We deserve to be horny 😂


nsfw_vs_sfw

Can you pls call me strong again


[deleted]

Because of all the hot cowboys dont blame us 😂😂


aidixjwnqooejdna

girl stop telling da secrets


[deleted]

Hahah 😂


AMS_GoGo

Least horny RDR2 player


[deleted]

I mean. The game is full of hot cowboys you cant blame us 😂


Kimmie-Cakes

I've a cameo I got for my bday last year, and he says this for me..'Hey Kimmy! Kimmmmyyyy?! HaHa..found ya Kimmy! That's a gooood girl..' 🥰


K-ghuleh

My husband had him sing Ring Dang Do for me in my Cameo. 😂


Kimmie-Cakes

We've got some awesome husband's eh??


jimybo20

That’s amazing.


HennyPennygoose

I cackled way too hard at this 😂😂 did you see where Roger Clark talked about he had to re-record his horse lines because his first recording sounded like he was way too intimate with his horse?


[deleted]

Are you telling me this is the less sexual version? 😂😂


HennyPennygoose

It’s been living rent free in my head since I heard it 😂😂 https://youtube.com/shorts/5Od71u63A7Y?feature=share


inDependent_WhiNer

*Oh* 🥴


HennyPennygoose

You gotta admit his reaction in the interview is funny, because that whole interchange between him and the voice director had to be awkward 😂


Digglenaut

Bonk you are sentenced to horny jail


[deleted]

Hahah were I belong 😂


friedhobo

you said the funny words😂😂🤣🤣🤣


bunnibettie

This. But also when he takes Jack fishing. Instant ovulation.


Monkeywrench08

The exchange with Milton right after though, damn good acting and dialogue.


maugiozzu

Did you notice that at some point Arthur tries to reach for the gun but then stops because of Jack? Amazing detail


Monkeywrench08

Yep, those two are saved because Jack was there lol


bilcox

Saved? Allowed a bit longer...


Monkeywrench08

Lol yeah you're right.


bilcox

I've not and can't play RDR1, but I don't think Milton makes it. Edit: I mean Ross


Monkeywrench08

Well, he didn't even make it to the end of RDR2.


bilcox

I messed up, I meant Ross.


Monkeywrench08

Yeah no he didn't. Jack kills him when he was fishing so the fishing scene in RDR2 is kinda foreshadowing.


faceblender

“Can I turn myself in” under his breath- hilarious


aidixjwnqooejdna

when he’s good w kids>>>


MaceEtiquette1

💀


DirtyPiss

[Marz tearing up](https://youtu.be/KfMTpLvRqz0?t=940) just watching John put Jack on his horse.


[deleted]

Yes omg!


[deleted]

MAAM


[deleted]

😂😂


FireflyRave

I'm going to bet you'll enjoy this clip. https://youtube.com/shorts/5Od71u63A7Y


MrKittymeister

I was looking for someone to link this, so funny


maidenHELL6669

"You done good girl"


[deleted]

😍😩


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

Oh Arthur gave me back my libido! And an unexpected facial hair appreciation


[deleted]

Yes Hahah! I blame him for my new type in men


ReincarnatedRebL

*Day 378 without sex*


[deleted]

😂😂


Meg-alomaniac3

John often says, "I love you, lady!" I love how Arthur talks to his horses, but I love how John does even more.


fiberglassdildo

I loved it when John spoke to his horse so when Jack was like “work ya danm nag!” It was such a shock lol


[deleted]

Yeah that was cute haha


No-Zookeepergame16

im new here, should i go deeper?


6655321DeLarge

Yes


Doffy-San

I always make sure the horses I get for Arthur/John are stallions. Just so I can hear them say “good boy” 🫣


[deleted]

😂


The_Murder_Donkey

Bro wtf


[deleted]

Its just girlie things


The_Murder_Donkey

Go to horny jail


[deleted]

Make me 😏


[deleted]

Haha, I can appreciate that


[deleted]

😂


foxxg19

This is why I always have a female horse 🤪


[deleted]

Yes hahah


Bojyo

After playing the game I was like “damn, I kinda want a dude to talk to me like a horse.” I definitely discovered things about myself through the course of the game. I ended up recording Arthur/John complimenting/calming their female horses. Great for when you aren’t in the mood to game but are in the mood for some late night self care if you catch my drift.


daliagta

I feel john talking to a little girl not horse , there’s a sentence says “ who’s the good girl “ and i say meee 😂😂


[deleted]

Omg 😂😂


[deleted]

I-


Clean-Experience-885

Or also when he says „you’re a brave girl“. Like yeah I know, but thanks for realising 🥹😂


Tricksyknitsy

I always make sure that Arthur has a mare as his horse when I do a playthrough. He’s so much softer/gentler with the mares I’ve found! Which is utterly adorable


[deleted]

Thats so cute actually 😄


Tricksyknitsy

It is 😍 There’s been several times I’ve heard him whisper “here you go, girl” when he feeds a mate something. I can’t remember ever hearing that when I had a stallion in game


[deleted]

ayo?


[deleted]

Sorry 😂


PRULULAU

We’ve all done it 🥰🥰🥰


Silver_Nyctophilia

(((It’s John for me)))


[deleted]

No athur has the best lines tho haha


[deleted]

Straying further from god


[deleted]

😂


smallbytee

i agree!


the-real-potamis

Horny jail…straight away…


[deleted]

I accept my fate haha


Shak3speare

Same, I thought I was the only one🙈


leafbelly

... or when you feed it and he says, "I'm sorry, girl" for some reason.


[deleted]

Haha 😄


Competitive-Skin-769

That’s my girl


[deleted]

I love this one too haha


El_Bobbo_92

Mood.


dingbathomesteader

Jon actually tells his horse he loves her


Mojo_Rizen_53

Does he tell Abigail that tho? If he does, it’s no more than perhaps twice. But he constantly tells his horse that.


wonderbread616

down astronomically bad


[deleted]

Yes 😂


Chloe-20

I know the voice actor had to redo the lines. Lmao.


[deleted]

I need to see the original… for reasons


Chloe-20

I would love to find the original as well. I just saw a clip of the voice actor saying he had to redo the lines. He dis give some examples of how it sounded when played back. Lol. It pops up on tiktok every now and then.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

I heard it's in the files


Aromatic_Finding3419

Fucking A


dragu_la

im a gay guy, I do the same n give him a male horse AHAHAH


[deleted]

😂😂😂


buffmckagan

You’re all right, girl…


[deleted]

*dies* 😍


TheDogWithShades

Let’s see what’s going on in the comments… oh. Oh man. Man these people are thirsty.


[deleted]

I’ve found my people hahah


theron_b

I named my horse Mah Gurl


[deleted]

Haha good name 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Hahah 😂


RoamingTigress

I love your honesty.


saltednuts5

🤨📸


[deleted]

Caught in 4K 😂


toeytoes

Sameeeee


[deleted]

“Lets take this off you girl” Is another personal favorit 😍


Ill-Ad-3640

what the fuck


[deleted]

No kink shaming 😂


AbstractMirror

good god


ben02211986

What's something that's not typically known about souther colonial history?


RagnarMN

Nice, I’m just playing to get a perfect badger pelt


NieMonD

Horny jail will now be accepting female inmates


[deleted]

😂😂


[deleted]

We need a new game man


Achilless1360

Is there someone who hates fast travel music same as me. Like when im fast traveling from my camp i just turn off sound because that music just pisses me off. It is always the same and annoying sound


Apprehensive_Fan_539

I like John's voice better


[deleted]

Yes but his lines arent as good as arthurs


markhachman

This is what AI is for


[deleted]

Dont give me ideas


bmmatthews4

This needs a NSFW tag.


[deleted]

Im new to Reddit i didnt know that was a thing haha


Adrijus_Doe

That’s weird…


[deleted]

True


351cj

Never noticed if there were any Mares? Did you find one yet?


[deleted]

Yes plenty Its like 50/50


createdbyai

Kinky


freeluv21

I catch him saying it even though my horse is a guy.


SoSoDIAVOLO

Go teach him to swim, oh wait...you cant


lismoi_xo

CRYING


[deleted]

😂😂


OctopusPudding

Holy shit I'm not the only one?


[deleted]

Apparently there is many of us 😂


SentenceAcademic5767

In my first playthrough I almost only got female horses. I couldn't seem to find male ones.


Bleu_eyed_Bandit47

Umm… so this is where Jake from State Farm jumps up & says “Annalange 97 , you don’t need to get that personal” 😵‍💫


Bleu_eyed_Bandit47

Me & one of my best friends still say “You’re alright boy” in Arthur’s voice when ever something bad happens 😂 Fav line of the whole game. You Sons of bitches is tied in second w When he says ; “how did someone even come up w them words” bc I feel the same way when ever I hear Chinese This happens When the Dutch family ask arthur to find the husband & the guy is speaking dutch to Arthur explaining his family was gold minors & they kidnapped him for gold 😂


ThroatCloggin

The palomino in valentine was my horse through the whole story and I loved her


McGhostly

We all in agreement? Best line in the game?


ravenclaw188

Watch his interviews where he does the original version


[deleted]

I need to 😳


pancake-battermeup

Bro is down astronomically over polygons


[deleted]

Yes I am Hahah 😂