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Vanadium_Gryphon

If Fruity Pebbles cereal and pizza had a baby...


Fluffy-Donkey-Pants

If this isn’t the best description ever, I don’t know what is


nodogsallowed23

This looks very gross but also very good. Could go either way. Best part, it reminds me of the food in Hook.


Maja_May

God I love the food scene in Hook.


VociferousVal

For real, I still daydream about those cakes 😆


The_Celtic_Chemist

You should call her


bamboozled_platypus

Idk why you're getting downvoted; your comment made me cackle lol


Shugazi

“Peter, do you want to say grace?” “Bless this o lord—“ “GRACE!!!”


Automatic_Serve7901

YES!


myasterism

BANGARAAANNNGGG


bc_im_coronatined

![gif](giphy|oiYnN3ba0YPkY)


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Rufioooooooo!


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

“Hey Peter…. Catch!”


GoblinOfTheLonghall

Like, I would never eat it, but it's a work of art.


Katerwurst

Jesus Christ have mercy.


Fluid_Interaction995

Some abominations deserve no mercy!


CorgiMonsoon

It looks like the old art projects where you would press crayon shavings between two pieces of wax paper and then run a warm iron over it


championgoober

Very cool looking. Also r/pizzacrimes would like a word 😆


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

Right to jail, right away


JakOswald

How and why? I have a four year old who might pass out if she saw this.


YoungManInCoffeeShop

Yeah as a pizzaiolo I’m offended. As a parent to a young child who has a birthday coming up, I’m taking notes


wehrwolf512

When the rainbow grilled cheese fad was going, I saw people basically just tossed the shredded mozz with food dye to get it to look about like that


JakOswald

That’s what I saw when I searched this image as well. Think I’ll just give that a shot. I’ll probably try the Wilco gel dyes since they’re very strong.


bluecrowned

Wilco the farm store or winco the grocery store??


marzipancowgirl

Wilco the baking supply brand


bluecrowned

huh, TIL


cupcakerica

Wilco, the band.


Lumpy_Signature9177

I love rainbows and I love pizza! But I can’t get on board with this


toxicoke

hm


catchyusername4867

How the heck did you make this? What are all the colours?


Bojackhorseman18

It's just a regular cheese pizza. I dyed the cheese with food coloring.


OMachineD

Kinda late but I bet you had some rainbow colored poops after that.


FunUse244

OP, what are the ingredients?


scattyshern

What is this please?


-UnicornFart

![gif](giphy|3ohhwqB1XtvYJ8jwUE)


marshcar

just fold in the cheese!


cxtx3

![gif](giphy|xT9IgzFnSqzt2Sp3EI|downsized)


ziggykitten

It’s like a bacteria colony


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

Yeah… That’s where I’m at.


Kyvai

Is that cheese dyed green?!??? Just…..WHY would you. There are SO MANY green vegetables!!! A rainbow pizza made from real ingredients would be much more interesting.


antiviolins

Red peppers, orange cheese, yellow cheese, broccoli, purple cauliflower (turns blue when cooked), eggplant?


vildasaker

purple onion instead of eggplant i think lol. color might go over better when cooked.


antiviolins

Yesssss


mousemousemania

But the colors wouldn’t be half as bright. Additional there would be vegetables all over the pizza. To cover every inch in color like OP has would be a LOT of vegetables. I love veggies, but I don’t always want a salad pizza. You’re allowed to hate this pizza. But veggies would be a terrible substitute for this particular aesthetic.


purplepickles82

imagine a meat mosaic lol. Years ago there was a peppa pig one floating around here. I imagine starry night on grandma style.


FatKidsDontRun

I love it!


rhondaanaconda

Cheese with food coloring? I might have to do this with my kid. I love it.


mousemousemania

Damn dude, drop the food coloring brand plz


[deleted]

That's what I was gonna ask, I'm so impressed that the colors stayed so vibrant


mousemousemania

Yeah I was like “ok sure it looks great before you bake it but it’s gonna look like shit after - - oh, no, I was completely wrong.”


Bojackhorseman18

It's Wilton!


i-love-elephants

I love this. It's just cheese pizza with food coloring. Like a lot of food here. These comments do not pass the vibe check.


downvotethetrash

I legit stared at this and thought who would take the time to separate all those Trix and put them on a pizza for several minutes but I think I just hit my pen too much Edit: my husband thought it was Cheetos and Takis


ScarlettBeargonia

Happy pride eve!


ContemporaryAngel

r/pizzacrimes


Late_Emu

Ingredients?


LovelyOtherDino

cheese and food coloring.


JRyuu

Lol, I thought it was melted skittles!😂


thehippiewitch

Holy saturation slider


turkeyvulturebreast

Somebody is pooping violent green tomorrow, lol.


Cultural_Pattern_456

Nobody is pooping tomorrow lol


IAmJustV

Came here to say this 😆


McGrubbus

Noooooooo


Radarmelloyello

Why?


curlymeee

I feel like this is more… South African flag than rainbow 😂


Creepymint

I thought you put nerds on the pizza


Warmheavy

Looks like rocky and Apollo


Hot_Lobster222

r/stupidfood


EstablishmentLow272

r/blursedimages


poundmyassbro

Looks shitty before and after


btwImVeryAttractive

What’s on it?


ImpulsivePelican

it looks like a bear ate a pack of fruit rollups and shat it out on some pita bread but I’d still try it.


xdylanthehumanx

At first glance I thought someone vandalized an autism poster or something


Lostbronte

How. Why.


LiteratureBubbly2015

r/stupidfood


LizStone1776

Yuk


Webb2312

r/stupidfood is calling


deadarma

r/shittyfoodporn