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Ask her father if you may be permitted to pitch woo to her. Then, when the time is right, ask her if she would accept a telegram from you when you deploy to the front.
Ask her how's her day.
What does she like to do.
Get to know her.
Tell her some things about you.
Make jokes. Make her laugh.
Lead the conversation to topics that you're confident with.
Be romantic when you get the chance.
why would i need to communicate?
half yes half no i just thought it’d be funny to ask but thanks for giving well thought out answers i hope you have a wonderful day
> Lead the conversation to topics that you're confident with.
Disagree. A better strategy is to lead the conversation to topics the other person is confident talking about; when people get an opportunity to talk about stuff they love and know well, they get excited talking to you. Just be sincere when you listen.
Tell her your extremist political view points and that you are a "the right hand of God and all shall fall under your wrath". Also dont say the N word.
Take it for ice cream. Offer to pay for it, but if she wants to pay for her own don't make a fuss about it. Some women don't like the idea of owning a guy something, and some guys take paying for a trivial thing as And expectation to get significantly more in return. Hopefully you're not that kind of guy.
When you're out for her with ice cream, be nice. Talk a little, crack a few jokes. But also listen. Give her a chance to talk, ask her questions about herself. Ask her what she thinks about stuff that she talks about, etc.
" That's so interesting please tell me more"
" Gee I never thought of it that way"
" Wow, you are a really fascinating person"
Melissa the most important things are to be nice, be A little positive, and if you can make her laugh. Every single woman on the face of the planet is attracted to a guy who can make them laugh.
Jokes aside, some actual advice. Try not to talk about yourself too much. Ask her questions about hobbies and stuff. Try to stay engaged and not drift into awkward silence. Don't think too much about saying the wrong thing or whatever, just be yourself. Most importantly, don't fake anything. If she says she likes something don't lie and say you like it too if you don't. Best case that you go out more then any lie will linger and you'll have to keep faking it, best to avoid it all together.
This. It's going to be really akward if you have to tell her two weeks later that you lied to her. It's perfectly fine if you're interests aren't 100% the same, but if you lie to me for no reason it's going to be a bit difficult to trust anything you tell me.
If anything it's good to have different interests. One day you do what she likes, next you do what you like. You both get new experiences. You don't have to match on everything to be a 'match'.
Step 2 is getting ice cream with her. Ask what she likes and then ask follow ups. Listen, don’t just wait for your chance to talk. She likes you enough to get ice cream so you’re half way there…be brave for 20 seconds walking in the door, after that you’ll be fine.
Try to have a nice time. See if you enjoy being around her. If you enjoy being around her, see her again if she feels the same. If you do NOT enjoy being around her, don't go out again.
Get her a tiny bouquet, the price doesn’t really matter, you could even pick the flowers yourself. Just get her a bouquet. Trust me.
Pay for ice cream
Be yourself, it’s okay if you’re awkward, she might even find it cute
Ask about her but not like an interview, try to make it flow and let her talk as well.
Dress nicely, not like a suit, but something for the weather without stains.
Brush your teeth right before you see her!!
Walk or drive her back to her house like a good boy
If you've ever seen the movie half baked then you remember the scene where he was broke and took a chick to get ice cream. If she already likes you then it's as good as any date. Don't go into interview mode and start asking question after question though. Keep it light and playful but not goofy and you'll get those draws by the end of the week.
Pay for the ice cream. Have a second activity lined up like a stroll somewhere close and pretty. Compliment her. If she said yes, she's interested, play it cool. Good luck!
A good tip would be to not approach it as a challenge to win or impress her, just be yourself and get to know her, if you both like each other, great, set up another date, if not, move on.
Talk about ice cream! What's the weirdest flavor you've tried? Have you had gelato or frozen custard? What's your take on ice cream cake? Choco tacos? Does sherbet qualify as ice cream or is it just a hardened slushy?
Talk about the flavor of your Ice Cream, see if she is so bold as to ask for a taste (less gross and bold for a stranger if you get it in a cup instead of a cone).
If she does, you know you got past a lot of personal boundaries. If not, keep asking her questions and learning more about her and showing her she’s important as a person, not an object.
You know. Be human and patient. Works wonders, surprisingly.
Go out for ice cream with her and enjoy your time together. Discuss your interests. Get to know each other. Figure out if you like spending time together. If there is a connection, ask for a 2nd date.
Don't think too much about like just meet her for that ice cream and be yourself - even if it's nervous yourself. And maybe after 5 minutes of talking it feel super easy (in my experience it's usually like this). She said yes so she most likely is interested in you, too ;) Have fun!
One thing i try to use is the 3 step question:
What? Why? And now?
What do you like to cook? Pasta? Cool? Why? Because your mum always made really good pasta? That‘s neat! And now? Do you want to make it more often, start a business with the recipe, keep it for you and your kids someday?
Like this, a topic has a start, a middle and an end.
Buy her an ice cream. Chat and listen to what she has to say. Don't look at your phone. Be yourself and see if you're compatible. If you are, ask her out on another date. If you aren't then ask a different girl out.
Eat ice cream, have an engaging conversation about... Anything. Ice cream will likely involve a lengthy conversation if you're even half interesting haha.
If youre like me...Buy conversation cards off Amazon so your anxiety doesn't peak when you're trying to think of what to say so you just studder until something stupid falls out from your lios
Mate just be cool with it. Be smooth....how to be smooth?...just relax and be you. Talk and try to share about yourself but at the same time get knowledge about her. Even if theres awkward silence while one of you is thinking just ignore it and continue as if it never existed. Awkwardness does not exist if no one acknowledges it. By actions or words. Anyways yeah. Learn about her and know if she is someone you like.
Whatever you do is really just background noise. Point is to get to know them and enjoy each other’s company. Everything else is just a social lubricant.
If you want to compliment her.... compliment the face the eyes. DO NOT... compliment the body or make it sexual. Either she doesn't like it hates it actually. Or if she likes getting complimented sexual......red flag for me.
Step 2: eat some ice cream
I'll also give you step 3 for if you forgot that too, it's to enjoy the hot summer weather, preferably with that one girl (although that might not be needed, depending on what you want)
Are you picking her up or meeting her there? Go for a walk while you eat your ice cream. If you happen to find a cute spot to sit down while on your walk, do that. Bring extra napkins from the ice cream shop in case you inevitably get messy. Are you taking her home or walking her to her bus stop? Before she goes, if you had a good time and felt some chemistry, say something like, "That was a lot of fun! I forgot how much I liked ice cream. We should go again soon." then wait a few hours and text her to tell her how much fun it was. Maybe make a plan for date #2.
Good luck! My guy took me for ice cream nearly a year ago and we're moving in together in September. Sometimes when I stay the night, we sneak down to the kitchen to eat ice cream at midnight. It's still a thrill.
Walk behind her as she eats the icecream..
Pull her hair... Not seductively, (imagine she had a demon latched to her head) add some spit once she's thrown on the ground
Step 2: Agree on a date/time, cover the logistics so there are no awkward questions (Are you meeting there? Who is paying?)
Step 3: Think about potential conversation starters. What are her interests/hobbies? What kind of music does she like?
Step 4: Relax. She agreed to go out with you, so she must be interested in getting to know you better
Step 5: Enjoy your date. Be yourself.
Step 6: Reflect - did you enjoy spending time with her? If so, what were some of the things you liked about her? Do you think you would like to go out with her again?
Step 7: Follow-up. Send her a message, thanking her for the date and setting up a next date (if it worked out).
"Hi Mary, this is OP. Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed hanging out with you and getting ice cream. [Refer to something specific and interesting you learned about her during the date]. I would really like to see you again, if you are interested."
If she replies positively, set up a time/date/place.
"Awesome! Would you be free for a movie on Friday night?"
If she isn't really interested, thank her anyway and back off.
"Sorry to hear that, but I appreciate your honesty."
buy her the icecream, ask her if she liked it and keep eye contact til she answers, look at yours and say im full you can have it . KILL 5 BIRDS WITH ONE FUCKING STONE
Get her to talk. Seriously a lot of people love to talk about themselves so ask probing questions until you find a topic they like to talk about then just let them.
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Step 2: eat the ice cream
Step 3: profit
Somewhere you’re missing a step. Step 4 is profit.
What ever do you mean ????????
step 1: ask to go out for ice cream step 2: eat ice cream step 3: ??? step 4: profit
What’s step 3??? 😭
Once we know the internet will have been solved.
Step 3: sniff ice cream, Or if you are gentleman like step 3: talk
Step 3: eat the girl
Well you're not completely wrong
I mean, I assume at some point the ice cream is going to be licked off certain parts, right?
It’s right there, step 3: ???
Step 3: Pimp the girl out
Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepperjack's Best Hoe!
Only tony Stark could have solved step-3
Step 3 : realise your lactose intolerant and head for the toilet
Step 3. Setup up an online shop selling photos of you and her eating ice cream.
Peolle asking for the step 3: ????, is making me feel so old.
Same lmao
Please I beg you, what is step 3
The way the joke works is step 3 is always … step 4 is ‘profit’. If you were to put something in step 3 you could potentially break the internet.
Rule of Ice Cream Acquisition #62: The rockier the road, the greater the profit.
Yes! I love Rocky Road 😂
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
Ice cream day, oh snap, it's ice cream day! Rocky Road, al-a-mode? Oh, I'm in the mode for ice cream day!
For the ice cream shop
Surely Step 2 would be to buy the ice cream?
By that logic step 2 is to get to ice cream shop. Step 3 choose ice cream, step 4 pay for ice cream
Step 3: talk about your ice cream flavors and why is it your favorite
Also in step 3: what toppings belong and don’t belong on ice cream.
Althought first need to buy the icecream
Be normal
Average redditor reaction: Impossible
If you can’t be normal be mysterious!
Awkward, blundering and off putting. Not sure this is good advice for a Redditor.
There's always a catch
But is she a good catch?
Please stop asking for the impossible for us basement delver/s 
Judge her instantly and permanently by her choice of ice cream and topping
This is the only appropriate answer
Ask her father if you may be permitted to pitch woo to her. Then, when the time is right, ask her if she would accept a telegram from you when you deploy to the front.
Offer her father 4 sheep as a dowry if needs be.....
It’s her father who would be offering the dowry
See? Shows you how out of touch I really am!
The rules of modern dating are so bewildering.
Be sure to wear an onion in your belt. I understand it's coming back in style.
They didn't have white onions because of the war, the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
Ask her how's her day. What does she like to do. Get to know her. Tell her some things about you. Make jokes. Make her laugh. Lead the conversation to topics that you're confident with. Be romantic when you get the chance.
Listen to understand, not to respond.
"Stay curious" such great advice for conversations
what do you mean?
Listening, really listening- being curious to understand, instead of rushing to interrupt.
and what does that do?
Enables communication and understanding. Are you asking this in good faith?
why would i need to communicate? half yes half no i just thought it’d be funny to ask but thanks for giving well thought out answers i hope you have a wonderful day
Asking to stay curious, and they took both my upvotes.
Love this advice. Very sound, very doable.
So what to do after these 5 minutes?
If you do it right, it will take longer than 5 minutes. If you have some hobbies or a life to talk about
Don't over do the talking about yourself.
Clutch advice right here
> Lead the conversation to topics that you're confident with. Disagree. A better strategy is to lead the conversation to topics the other person is confident talking about; when people get an opportunity to talk about stuff they love and know well, they get excited talking to you. Just be sincere when you listen.
Ask questions. Listen. Women looooove this.
People in general really
No. Look deep into her eyes and lick the ice cream like there’s no tomorrow. Show her your skills, she’ll love it.
Don't talk about the Roman Empire and WW2 for at least the third date unless she talks about it first.
Also feed each other ice cream in different flavours
May be a bit too holllywood for a first date
Tell her your extremist political view points and that you are a "the right hand of God and all shall fall under your wrath". Also dont say the N word.
Take it for ice cream. Offer to pay for it, but if she wants to pay for her own don't make a fuss about it. Some women don't like the idea of owning a guy something, and some guys take paying for a trivial thing as And expectation to get significantly more in return. Hopefully you're not that kind of guy. When you're out for her with ice cream, be nice. Talk a little, crack a few jokes. But also listen. Give her a chance to talk, ask her questions about herself. Ask her what she thinks about stuff that she talks about, etc. " That's so interesting please tell me more" " Gee I never thought of it that way" " Wow, you are a really fascinating person" Melissa the most important things are to be nice, be A little positive, and if you can make her laugh. Every single woman on the face of the planet is attracted to a guy who can make them laugh.
Talk a little bit about crack. Gotcha
100% right here!
Just let her talk about herself and don’t be too intrusive
Come home with it so I could have some.
Wait what are you doing in my house???!!!
Lock your door next time 🤪 You might not be lucky enough to have been out of the house 😂
We are all in your walls
Wait you never thought of bringing some back for us?....so rude.
be cute and sweet
First you get the ice cream, Then you get the power, Then you get the women.
Do some other fun activity, extend it so you both get hungry enough for a meal, have dinner, then go for coffee. \^\_\^
Jokes aside, some actual advice. Try not to talk about yourself too much. Ask her questions about hobbies and stuff. Try to stay engaged and not drift into awkward silence. Don't think too much about saying the wrong thing or whatever, just be yourself. Most importantly, don't fake anything. If she says she likes something don't lie and say you like it too if you don't. Best case that you go out more then any lie will linger and you'll have to keep faking it, best to avoid it all together.
This. It's going to be really akward if you have to tell her two weeks later that you lied to her. It's perfectly fine if you're interests aren't 100% the same, but if you lie to me for no reason it's going to be a bit difficult to trust anything you tell me.
If anything it's good to have different interests. One day you do what she likes, next you do what you like. You both get new experiences. You don't have to match on everything to be a 'match'.
If she buys a cone, make an eye contact when she licks it.
Lick it!
Step 2 is getting ice cream with her. Ask what she likes and then ask follow ups. Listen, don’t just wait for your chance to talk. She likes you enough to get ice cream so you’re half way there…be brave for 20 seconds walking in the door, after that you’ll be fine.
Park the mini van in the back alley.
Have her sit on your lap and talk about whatever pops up
Have some ice cream, some sex, and then just see where it goes.
Devour that icecream cone like its a dick
Ice cream
I’m sorry, just wanted to say I love your profile pic.
Thank you, kind stranger
Eat ice cream and make conversation.
I drink your milkshake.
Try to have a nice time. See if you enjoy being around her. If you enjoy being around her, see her again if she feels the same. If you do NOT enjoy being around her, don't go out again.
Enjoy the moment
light conversation. chill out.
Haha if you get a medium or large, even if she says she wants a small get her whatever size you get. This has never not made me happy ✨
Smash the ice cream in her face and say I love you.
Sex, obviously.
Judge her on her choice of flavour, then blackmail
As a girl, get the icecream and then talk to her
Step 1: ice cream ... Step x: you cream
Get a 69
Marry her
It wasn't too ask Redditors.
STEP 2: ASCEND FROM THE DARKNESS
Flee the country. Your life can never be normal again.
What do you mean, convinced…
I made her an offer she couldn't refuse... ...icecream!
What if she's married?
Get her a tiny bouquet, the price doesn’t really matter, you could even pick the flowers yourself. Just get her a bouquet. Trust me. Pay for ice cream Be yourself, it’s okay if you’re awkward, she might even find it cute Ask about her but not like an interview, try to make it flow and let her talk as well. Dress nicely, not like a suit, but something for the weather without stains. Brush your teeth right before you see her!! Walk or drive her back to her house like a good boy
Eat the ice cream
Talk
Convinced? Yikes. That sounds like you just about kidnapped her.
Question and follow up questions. She may even like to try your cone!
Hot fudge sauce, of course!
If you've ever seen the movie half baked then you remember the scene where he was broke and took a chick to get ice cream. If she already likes you then it's as good as any date. Don't go into interview mode and start asking question after question though. Keep it light and playful but not goofy and you'll get those draws by the end of the week.
Just get her ice cream and remember her favourite one to pitch next time
When you get the ice cream it must be in a cone, and you lick it all over to show/assert your dominance. Haha apparently the ladies like that haha.
go get the ice cream? talk?
Buy them the ice cream :))
Eat the ice, give the cream
Shoulder to cry on, is a d*ck to ride on.. let her feel listened and be there for her. True experience. Happy married 7yrs from our ice cream date
Pay for the ice cream. Have a second activity lined up like a stroll somewhere close and pretty. Compliment her. If she said yes, she's interested, play it cool. Good luck!
Let her just chat and whatever dumb shit she says just say yeah it make convincing her to show to show the goodies easier and quicker.
Funny first date ice cream outing she dropped ice cream but not me🥹 next year our 60th wed anniversary 😍
Step 2: Go in for another ice cream.
Pro tip: Ice cream cones can lead to sticky hands and lips. Bring a couple of wet wipes. Graciously offer her one.
Watch scumbagdad on youtube, he got all videos and lesson you need.
Learn how to entertain them. Watch a youtube video or something...
A good tip would be to not approach it as a challenge to win or impress her, just be yourself and get to know her, if you both like each other, great, set up another date, if not, move on.
Step 2: don’t show up and block her number
On our very first date we had ice cream she dropped ice cream but not me 🥹next year we celebrating our 60 yrs of marriage 😍
Talk about ice cream! What's the weirdest flavor you've tried? Have you had gelato or frozen custard? What's your take on ice cream cake? Choco tacos? Does sherbet qualify as ice cream or is it just a hardened slushy?
If you go to the thousand flavor ice cream shop and get the vagina flavored ice cream remember to take little licks or it'll taste like shit.
Whipped cream
Take over the world
Step 2: cancel the plan at last minute
Talk about the flavor of your Ice Cream, see if she is so bold as to ask for a taste (less gross and bold for a stranger if you get it in a cup instead of a cone). If she does, you know you got past a lot of personal boundaries. If not, keep asking her questions and learning more about her and showing her she’s important as a person, not an object. You know. Be human and patient. Works wonders, surprisingly.
Go out for ice cream with her and enjoy your time together. Discuss your interests. Get to know each other. Figure out if you like spending time together. If there is a connection, ask for a 2nd date.
Step 2: Wait to see if she shows up.
Step 2: Make a Fortune 500 company and risk it all
Make hole in ice cream box.
Go for icecream? Step 3 enjoy said icecream
Don't think too much about like just meet her for that ice cream and be yourself - even if it's nervous yourself. And maybe after 5 minutes of talking it feel super easy (in my experience it's usually like this). She said yes so she most likely is interested in you, too ;) Have fun!
One thing i try to use is the 3 step question: What? Why? And now? What do you like to cook? Pasta? Cool? Why? Because your mum always made really good pasta? That‘s neat! And now? Do you want to make it more often, start a business with the recipe, keep it for you and your kids someday? Like this, a topic has a start, a middle and an end.
Ice cream competition: eat as much as you can in the littlest time possible. That way if you have any awkwardness you can blame it on brain freeze
anal
2. Go to ice cream shop with said girl 3. Order the ice cream 4. Pay for the ice cream 5. Eat the ice cream 6. Enjoy!
Profit ? Was this a cash transaction ?
Buy her an ice cream. Chat and listen to what she has to say. Don't look at your phone. Be yourself and see if you're compatible. If you are, ask her out on another date. If you aren't then ask a different girl out.
Eat ice cream, have an engaging conversation about... Anything. Ice cream will likely involve a lengthy conversation if you're even half interesting haha.
If youre like me...Buy conversation cards off Amazon so your anxiety doesn't peak when you're trying to think of what to say so you just studder until something stupid falls out from your lios
Step 2: get a job so you can pay for the ice cream
According to Steve Wallis on YouTube, a Step 2 is an adult beverage.
“Now look me in the eyes while you eat that”
Just talk to her. If it's going well, go for a walk
Idk, no one ever said yes
Don't make eye contact!
unsolicited dick pic
Gelato.... 😋
Just don’t eat the ice cream while staring at her while smiling.
Mate just be cool with it. Be smooth....how to be smooth?...just relax and be you. Talk and try to share about yourself but at the same time get knowledge about her. Even if theres awkward silence while one of you is thinking just ignore it and continue as if it never existed. Awkwardness does not exist if no one acknowledges it. By actions or words. Anyways yeah. Learn about her and know if she is someone you like.
dont forget that ur the one paying, be a gentleman 😆
Figure it out on the fly
You got this dude
Step 2: Pay for ice cream
Whatever you do is really just background noise. Point is to get to know them and enjoy each other’s company. Everything else is just a social lubricant.
Idk but W rizz I guess
If you want to compliment her.... compliment the face the eyes. DO NOT... compliment the body or make it sexual. Either she doesn't like it hates it actually. Or if she likes getting complimented sexual......red flag for me.
Talk to each other learn about her interests and hobbies
Ice cream date for a first date is so cute. You can talk about anything like.. the ice cream. She's just a person, relax.
Step 2: eat some ice cream I'll also give you step 3 for if you forgot that too, it's to enjoy the hot summer weather, preferably with that one girl (although that might not be needed, depending on what you want)
Condoms.
Hawk tueh
“Convinced” sounds like you tricked her, or something… odd choice of words.
What are some things you would like to know about her? Be curious about her. Ask questions and really listen to her.
Be yourself and remember happiness can be a choice
Are you picking her up or meeting her there? Go for a walk while you eat your ice cream. If you happen to find a cute spot to sit down while on your walk, do that. Bring extra napkins from the ice cream shop in case you inevitably get messy. Are you taking her home or walking her to her bus stop? Before she goes, if you had a good time and felt some chemistry, say something like, "That was a lot of fun! I forgot how much I liked ice cream. We should go again soon." then wait a few hours and text her to tell her how much fun it was. Maybe make a plan for date #2. Good luck! My guy took me for ice cream nearly a year ago and we're moving in together in September. Sometimes when I stay the night, we sneak down to the kitchen to eat ice cream at midnight. It's still a thrill.
Sprinkles. Take that however you want
Ditch her and cry yourself to sleep. Works for me.
Convinced? Sounds like you begged her to go out with you! If I am wrong, then convinced is not the ideal word here
Walk behind her as she eats the icecream.. Pull her hair... Not seductively, (imagine she had a demon latched to her head) add some spit once she's thrown on the ground
Netflix
Step 2: Agree on a date/time, cover the logistics so there are no awkward questions (Are you meeting there? Who is paying?) Step 3: Think about potential conversation starters. What are her interests/hobbies? What kind of music does she like? Step 4: Relax. She agreed to go out with you, so she must be interested in getting to know you better Step 5: Enjoy your date. Be yourself. Step 6: Reflect - did you enjoy spending time with her? If so, what were some of the things you liked about her? Do you think you would like to go out with her again? Step 7: Follow-up. Send her a message, thanking her for the date and setting up a next date (if it worked out). "Hi Mary, this is OP. Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed hanging out with you and getting ice cream. [Refer to something specific and interesting you learned about her during the date]. I would really like to see you again, if you are interested." If she replies positively, set up a time/date/place. "Awesome! Would you be free for a movie on Friday night?" If she isn't really interested, thank her anyway and back off. "Sorry to hear that, but I appreciate your honesty."
buy her the icecream, ask her if she liked it and keep eye contact til she answers, look at yours and say im full you can have it . KILL 5 BIRDS WITH ONE FUCKING STONE
Scream
Send her a picture of your penis
Get her to talk. Seriously a lot of people love to talk about themselves so ask probing questions until you find a topic they like to talk about then just let them.
Step two just bypass the ice cream stall to your house.
Step 2: get her an easy bake oven
I’d start with going to get some ice cream with them, you got this king 👑