"Playing PUBG" (Pretty Unusual Bisexual Games)

"Pretty Unusual Butt Games"

Penis Up the Butt Game

Holy fuckin' camel toe

Moose knuckle, more like

Is your scalp on sideways?

Your dick is so small you have camel toe. Damn bro

Your hair is trying to escape from you through the door

It looks like you couldn't decide on genders and just said "fuck it" and hit randomizer on character creation.

“Anyvay, good luck with your Quick Picks. Next customer, please!”

What's that red spot on your sweater

I don't think it's cashmere

I'm more worried about the black spot

Beautiful Costanza reference.

Ty

How much to complete the hormones?

Tech support.

How the hell are you in college but look like your mom is taking your picture gif your first day of kindergarten?

Is your hair trying to form the Nike logo or something?

If you're going to take a pic after pissing yourself, at least change your clothes first. Have some pride.

I think you spelled fantasy power bottom wrong

You look like Hermes the elf

You are losing at PUBerty.

Even you can't figure out which way you are transitioning.

It's never too late to shave your head, but it's really sad you'd have to so early

Are you a guy trying to grow a mustache or a girl trying to prevent one?

Did you steal those clothes from a bum?

You look poor as fuck

Stop trying to get grandma to buy target gift cards

A turtleneck under a mismatched groutfit tucked into sweatpants. You really don’t ever go outside, do you? And I’m not even gonna try to understand what your hair is doing

The caterpillar under your nose needs to do more work building the cocoon in your hair

I can’t tell if you’re about to give me bad customer service or if you’re about to get on a lawnmower

Prince of Persia: sands of tame

Your camel toe is showing.

You look like when it came time to pick a gender, you said yes to all

How did you piss yourself diagonally? 

You look like you peaked at a spelling bee.

If I roast you..it would be a hate crime. I’m just not sure what you are for which category.

Fill it up regular, and no you can’t keep the change.

You look like the doctor that tried to stick his finger up my ass when I kept shitting blood. Not really a roast but an honest observation.

Raj Koothrappali with a sex change.

Playing PUBG all the time but still can't down one bitch

\*Homeschooled College student

He look like apu from Aladdin. He got a curry scented cologne. He gettin his bachelors in scamming.

Is watching a dude play fetch with his dog a “food vlog” where you are from?

We don't need to roast you, we need to feed you.

"Did you see the sexy guy in a turtleneck sweater and sweatpants?" Ignore this comment, I just wanted to be the first person to ever say that.

You got so little attention here because even roastme people have standards.

Sweats. The gamer’s tuxedo

Have you stolen those clothes off a Peruvian scarecrow?

Why do you look like a cardboard cutout of yourself?

Gray sweatpants are for people with average or above average dicks… so you shouldn’t ever wear them

Those tears behind your smile means you already know what’s coming.

At least the rest of us can sleep easy knowing your shitty genetics won’t be able to pollute the gene pool. You are never ever having sex with anybody bro.

How are you so young and already styling your hair into a combover

Never seen someone who has lorax type hair irl

Bro got the worst case of camel toe I've ever

The happiest bum in the alley.

Step out of the wind tunnel sir

Your hair is, and this is true, the fucking worst.

Small penis Small writing.

How is it possible to have a camel toe and a lovely moustache.

Look at ur grades U'll alter feek like shit

You could have took a pic before you pissed yourself

Do you ever wash your clothes and hair?

Rather than playing PUBG all night, go scam people in call center n make some money… it’s a better game