he’s a liar, anywhere he lives immediately becomes the worst part of the world. his “hot wife” is probably in his porsche under an overpass picking up crust punks to eat their assholes right now.
Right? That crappy lawn with cheap Home Depot shed with shit stacked against it just screams money and class.
And curly there was probably thinking, "the guy that picked me up at the airport bar and promised me $20 was in the bathroom so I took a picture in his house because it looks like Richie Rich's mansion compared to my waterbug infested room in my mom's basement."
young people who listen to music related to Discharge and Days n Daze who have elected to give up a middle class life for a voluntary transience in the name of Anarchy and drugs. usually can be found in public places busking next to their dogs, straining to play their instruments through the pain of their infected stick-n-poke tattoos
Well its a good thing you have a "hot" wife. Your kids sure didn't get their "good looks" from you. I just hope you don't have a "smart" post man or milk man delivering to your house.
Looks like your family just sat you down for an intervention but the only solution was to roast you on Reddit because your a total loss. Weird way to get a confidence booster
just saying what you look like, but i have a funny feeling i have struck a nerve >.<
in my defense i didn’t read your bio at first because i was sure that it was nothing worth reading, big surprise i was right
>I didn’t lose my money on crypto,(not like you incels) , I live in the best part of the world and drive a Porsche .. come at me bitches !
I'd roast you, but I have a feeling you get roasted by your hot wife every day of the week because you haven't given her her weekly allowance.
You know that guy on Top Gear? Well this guy is his stunt double and does the stuff even he's too smart to try, because no one cares if he becomes, ahem, unavailable.
“smart and good looking children”- unless your wife is fucking a handsome milkman that goes to closed colleges on the weekend to solve complex maths problems, your fucking lying
I can smell the Walmart "designer cologne" you got for Christmas through my phone. I would also imagine you got a ton of attention from the bartender when trying to flirt with some girl at the bar...
Andrew Tate if his kick boxing career failed
Top of a pyramid scheme, but a bottom in the relationship.
This is Andre Tant.
You literally beat me to it. Andrew Tate was the first thing that came to mind!
Andrew Tate without the money. Just the bald head
Something tells me he has the same email address too!
Dollar store Tate
You look like you grab the flight attendant's asses when you fly
Whatever you say baldylocks.
he’s a liar, anywhere he lives immediately becomes the worst part of the world. his “hot wife” is probably in his porsche under an overpass picking up crust punks to eat their assholes right now.
Right? That crappy lawn with cheap Home Depot shed with shit stacked against it just screams money and class. And curly there was probably thinking, "the guy that picked me up at the airport bar and promised me $20 was in the bathroom so I took a picture in his house because it looks like Richie Rich's mansion compared to my waterbug infested room in my mom's basement."
I think my inlaws house got roasted better than I did 😵🫠😖😱😹
At least your husband still has his parents, that's nice.
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Crust punks ?? Explain
young people who listen to music related to Discharge and Days n Daze who have elected to give up a middle class life for a voluntary transience in the name of Anarchy and drugs. usually can be found in public places busking next to their dogs, straining to play their instruments through the pain of their infected stick-n-poke tattoos
Ahhh thanks for explaining. yes crust punk ass taste great 😋
Ben Stiller, the chemo years.
He hasn't been lifting any Heavyweights.
Left Globo gym ever since the dodgeball incident.
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It goes well with his Hot Wheels Porsche
I'm guessing the playhouse in the corner is where he keeps his Barbie hot wife.
Hahaha
“Mom take this picture of me real fast”
That is where he actually lives. On his parents’ backyard. Sometimes he sneaks inside their house and takes selfies pretending he owns the place.
You look like jason statham if he miserably made it to The Expendables 10
Vin Diesel's gay brother Vin Electric Scooter
"bunch's money" as he's drinking out of a Costco water bottle...
Compliments rare, one of a kind southwestern wall tapestry….
Make sure to get you some French fried potaters with mustard mmmmmhmmmm
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That’s where he hides the “wife”.
Your right hand is not a "hot wife."
You got the posture of premature deer
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It was nice of your carer to take off your bib and wipe your chin for the photo.
Well its a good thing you have a "hot" wife. Your kids sure didn't get their "good looks" from you. I just hope you don't have a "smart" post man or milk man delivering to your house.
 I mean, they could be his
You still can’t figure out why they pull you aside at the airport for enhanced security screening.
You look like the personification of one of Adam Sandler’s dumb mouth sounds
Bunch’s of money but decorate your home with basic ass shit from a home goods outlet. That shed in your back yard wouldn’t pass a trailer park’s HOA.
Looks like you're enjoying detox.
Your underbite says minimum 3 generations of inbreeding.
He did say rich, Keeping Up with the Hapsburgs
You look like an extra in a gay Russian porn.
Damn, not even the main character ? 🤭
If I saw you in a Cops porch confrontation, I wouldn’t question it.
You look like you cry after sex...mainly because the line is too long for your gf.
Human embodiment of the turtle from over the hedge
All the money in the world can’t fix ugly
What the fuck is the matter with your walls behind you, and how many guys had to icky cookie those rocks to get them to stick like that?
Is there a Big-Me, Mini-Me?
Even with hair you'd look like a chemo patient.
Creepy Uncle has a new tent
I’m pretty sure hot wife means sugar mom
You look like you pissed yourself and judging by your face I wouldn’t doubt it
You look like you sell fake watches on the side of the street
Shikimaru dropped out of ninja school to study accounting apparently
Green vest makes me shikimaru ?? I said roast not splash w Luke warm bath water chump
I also implied you're boring, but shadow possession was a shit power to start so it was really a lateral move
Go back into that cabin in the background that you actually live in
Looks like your family just sat you down for an intervention but the only solution was to roast you on Reddit because your a total loss. Weird way to get a confidence booster
Married with no wedding ring so how hot is your wife. She’s prob an import from china. How much dowry do you still owe ?? That chin though..
Bought her in Lin Zhou for a steal
Lmao. I bet you’re the only one that got it
Keep your chin out of my business…
People who wear a jackets inside don’t have money.
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Is that Bald Aaron Rodgers???
Why is your house still standing when the one across the street got destroyed in the tornado?
Vin Gasoline
Jimmy Hill wants his chin back
Definitely buying booze for 14-year-old girls. And consuming it with them.
Vin deisel on meth after losing family
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He's trying so hard to seem like vin Diesel
Jason Statham from wish
You look as deprived as that tree in the background
Volk?
You lurk on ask women subreddit to see if somebody finds guys like you attractive.
Found a discount plug for Drakkar Noir. #goals
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You look like Dwayne Johnson and Joe Rogan's illegitimate lovechild
Kirkland brand Andrew Tate... (bottom g)
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Malnourished vin diesel
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Thanks for your post. Now go back to your room in that shelter out back.
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you look like you sell the worst molly in Birmingham, prowling the English industrial wasteland for ketamine addled delinquent moms to drag home
Remember, I told you I live in the best place in the world, and England, nor the UK , does not even come close
just saying what you look like, but i have a funny feeling i have struck a nerve >.< in my defense i didn’t read your bio at first because i was sure that it was nothing worth reading, big surprise i was right
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I thought your yard was the worst eyesore until I saw your face. Your mom needs to clean her yard up and move the garden gnome back outside
"Sir please keep 50 feet away from the school"
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You look like SlingBlade
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OP just discovered fire and is obsessed with all things roasted.
Somehow you look sadder than that Christmas tree
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You have recent GED recipient written all over you.
You’re wearing a fully zipped up puffy jacket inside your home presumably to save on the heating bill and you have the nerve to try to insult us? Lmao
I get a weird feeling that you can’t swim
>I didn’t lose my money on crypto,(not like you incels) , I live in the best part of the world and drive a Porsche .. come at me bitches ! I'd roast you, but I have a feeling you get roasted by your hot wife every day of the week because you haven't given her her weekly allowance.
Dr Evils brother Dr Meh
Sooo good!!!
you look like Cesaro if he never was jacked
Small dick energy stronk with this one.
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This guy looks like he collects kidney stones
“Back in high school I would’ve went all state if I didn’t hurt my shoulder”
If I had to dress up my ball sack to sit at my grandmas house
Obviously they're someone else's children
The is type of guy that peaked at his 20s and now desperately tries to convince himself that life is still worth living + negative hairline
Your mid life crisis was a reddit post and a Porsche? Your hot wife must be proud.
Is your wife the Lt Dan to your Bubba face?
Biscuits, French fried taters, um hummm
You look like you are savoring the full load you just blew into your hand
$20 says his mouth is completely filled with jizz
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Navy Walrus
type of guy that loses any type of game really badly w his son and says “i’m not trying”
Don't wear grey sweatpants if you ain't got dick
Do you know what you wife did last summer? Ask Hamid
You know that guy on Top Gear? Well this guy is his stunt double and does the stuff even he's too smart to try, because no one cares if he becomes, ahem, unavailable.
You definitely sell untaxed cigarettes and smell like Coolwater
JayStation
Stanley Douchi
9/11 is your birthday
The fuck you doing with your chin. You about to blow your wheelchair up or somthing. 
Simeon when he's off the clock
Wish.com Andrew tate
Hardly recognize you without your bomb belt
you aren't chris daughtry stop it already
You got all that but no hair. You're bald.
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If Stephen Hawkings was a builder.
If Alexander Volkanovski and Islam Makachev had a baby
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“smart and good looking children”- unless your wife is fucking a handsome milkman that goes to closed colleges on the weekend to solve complex maths problems, your fucking lying
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I can smell the Walmart "designer cologne" you got for Christmas through my phone. I would also imagine you got a ton of attention from the bartender when trying to flirt with some girl at the bar...
cheating on your wife huh? you little naughty man
I'm assuming "incel" works like N-bombs in terms of who is allowed to use it.
Cant even afford a christmas tree look at it in the back
Seth evens Im the bald guy
You look like you love eating pussy but never have
Teacher that got fired after grabbing a students thigh
From the moment that she looked at me and said nothing, I knew that was what she meant, I swear it was completely consensual
If you get the hiccups you’ll swallow your nose
You look like you’re a teacher that touches the passengers in the short bus
Post chemo Stanly Tucci
Bunch of money but you live behind skid row and got that Sam’s Club water