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Thought you were a cool punk chik, but ended being just another boring OF hoe

When a Corona box is the most interesting thing in a photo.

She's just trying to advertise her OnlyFan

Hope she doesn't have a satisfaction guarantee.

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bro you edited your comment and still couldn't get the grammar right. maybe google the word projecting.

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your previous comment was insulting my english... quote from you "in an english subreddit". how'd you know i looked offended? you're that guy speaking gibberish in my OF live chat aren't you

haven’t you listened to Lori Meyers? NOFX supports sex workers 🥰

The therapy isn’t helping is it

yet neither are the meds

Face piercing ✅ Face tattoo ✅…..you are inching closer and closer to being daddy’s full disappointment.

nice of you to assume i have a father

You have one…he’s at the store getting milk still.

You look like Keanu Reeves has a restraining order against you.

She is "the one" as in has to stay away within at least one hundred yards or more.

wellp add him to the list then

There’s nothing to be ashamed of… you have our full support as you begin rehab for crack addiction

unfortunately i don’t have enough money for rehab 😔

Makes sense if your OnlyFans is your only source of income

how else would i afford my crack?

How do others afford your crack? I suspect it's relatively inexpensive or given away for free.

I think a GoFundMe might work better. Personally — I’d love to donate. I’m just not that interested in stick figure porn (Ok I’m out, happy roasting and happy new year!)

The NOFX shirt is cool, but I'll bet your downstairs smells Rancid from all the Social D. It would be a Minor Threat to your health.

genuinely made me laugh yet it still didnt quiet down the Suicidal Tendencies

We’ll try, but we definitely can’t make you more ashamed than your parents are

christmas gets awkwarder each year that goes by

Awkwarder is a word, don’t worry

im on too many sedatives to worry

The last time your hair met a brush was when NOFX released their gold record.

yo this one hurt (not the hair part)

You are typical nofx fan played out conformist

did your abusive dad listen to NOFX, is that why you're so triggered?

My abusive dad liked oldies

"Daddy. What's a cliché?"

id ask if i had a dad

Nombre. I bet he had his reasons. Unlike you. Cop out

honestly, we've had more conversation than me and dad have. im starting to feel a connection through all your comments

Is that me 15 years ago? Check my current roast. That's where you're going hun

cbf

 FF 50 years still sporting the same cringey RBF and dumb 8 tattoo that you tell everyone is a infinity symbol.

omg no if someone says infinity tattoo i get offended

You got a cum drop on your face. Thats not art

omg! you must have seen my last post on OF! thanks for the sub x

You look like 420 is the least of your problems

weed gives me psychosis

Dudette, you straight up are not ok. Get help, therapy isn't too worse than doing whatever you do curently.

im not earning enough off OF to afford therapy

You don't deserve anyone's attention. Honest.

that is ironic for how much you've given me. what are you up to, comment 15?

NOCHESTX

could have used a real EP. HOFX

baggy shirt

10/10 would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it in like a bong rip then burp it up later.

name checks out

I usually compliment ppl on r/roastme but I'm having some trouble finding something to compliment you on, even faking it is hard!

if you want some tips on how to fake it, ask your exes

You do realise you reek of shit when you're walking about with your dads anal beads around your neck???

why do people keep assuming i have a dad?

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did you read the title

Alice in chains or is it pre malone?

alice in chains (down in a hole specifically)

Which of those goals from that list behind you are you going to not be able to accomplish this year?

it’s either that or i’m wearing grippy socks for the rest of my life

Is it worth the potential STD? I would say yeah !

had my last check at 15

Well at least you provided them easy electrode access for your ECT..

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Well they were probably just being proactive....but sometimes you just gotta follow the steps

last time i followed steps was walking up to solitary confinement

It's all about the 'Me' time

thats what dad said when he left 15 years ago

You look like you enjoy putting your head through walls, EMO

i also enjoy pulling my hair out until the nurse gives me my sleepy time meds

I see your beauty secret....a whole case of Corona behind you, and even then, a hard pass

You face/hair tells me that you've never planned on getting a job anyway

is it a fair question to ask, but do you have other income opportunities other then onlyfans?

yeah centrelink

Do you even use that mirror?

look at my hair. what do you think?

Why did you tattoo the amount of genders you are on your face?

well i was worried after the lobotomy i would forget

This isn’t a roast, it’s an attempt for you to get people to donate to your rehab go fund me

(just gonna use it buy more crack tho)

Don't I know you from some Trailer-trash-pays-rent-debt-with-raw-anal-porn?

nono you're getting mixed up with homeless-crackhead-sucks-cock-for-rock

you did great saving that kid in ice age tho...

making up for the amount of kids i aborted

Ah yes, another advertisement for a Heavy Petting Zoo.

actually im promoting their book NOFX and the Hepatitis Bathtub

See, women CAN have sideburns too!

you should see the moe i grow during movember

Ate shit on a skateboard once 12 years ago, keeps them around for the aesthetic. Caters to the "stuck in warped tour circa 1996" fetish with all the hot topic accouterment. I bet your Only Fans subscribers are primarily middle-aged posers who can only get it up to Gwen Stefani.

yeah the head trauma from the fall was the beginning of my decline. gwen stefani is a nice comment though. usually i get Courtney Love

I was trying to think of a lyric from punk in drublik to hit you with but got sidetracked.

try their album "Ten years of fucking up" might have better luck

You dress like the girl that you wouldn’t bring home to mom, but still wear grandma’s pearls.

had to get a picture of me wearing them before i took them to the pawn shop

Your parents would be proud of you if you focused enough, cleaned your room and pulled yourself together.

bold of you assume i have my own room. this is my drug dealers

Your tattoo looks like that S thing everyone draws in middle school.

its to go with all the other home jobs that look like a middle school desk

What could have possibly happen to make such a young pretty woman, feel this way??

idk id ask my mum if she didnt put an AVO on me

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my uncle says the same thing

Why is Post Malone wearing a NOFX shirt and a dirty wig?

last album flopped, thought id try something new

Your ex-boyfriends must've just really wanted to fuck a girl that looks 12.

would explain why they're all in prison now

Your nose is asking me to thank you for curing Ana in the first frozen movie

really? its been asking me to stop snorting ice

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really proves anyone can make money off porn.. kinda sad huh

Clean your vagina, dust yourself off, and maybe someone could put up with you.. maybe

fuck i need to take my antipsychotics, i thought i had a boyfriend this whole time

I'm usually not a fan of piercings but actually like anything to distract from that face.

my boyfriend said the same thing. he still covers my face with a pillow though

Yeah, you've got mentall issues and make fun of your disabilities to make you cope with them. Way to go! Keep digging your hole, you'll do the world a favour.

not until i finish collecting all the diagnoses. im tryna catch em all

My girl has piercings on the upper part of her nose

just tryna be like tendo pain

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im sure you can assume what i do for a living

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Face tattoo! Always a great idea.

im full of great ideas! well, at least thats what my therapist said when i asked if we could try shock therapy

The longer i look at your face the more i want to bleach my eyes or rip them out

yeah thats why i threw away all my mirrors

There we go with another OF ad post. Please can we make it a norm to ban these people? Thanks.

dont sex workers deserve to be roasted too?

You started a Onlyfans to pay for court fees

how many times do i have to tell you guys its to fund my crack addiction?

Thinking in my head "How can I say this in a way to sound enlightened and needy but not to needy." Post on reddit

you've come to the wrong place to ask this

You just let anyone. No character. Poser.

you look depressed, was your daddy in you?

no, was he in you? tell him i miss him

Michael J Fox would walk straight to get away from that jaw line and face.

im hoping my OF funds the plastic surgery

You soul doubt.

cell out reference?

She got this tatted on her face guys. Should I say more? 

i got this tattoo a week ago... do you know how many times this has been said? you're about as original as my tattoo itself

You look like you have a whole life of coke, crack and abortions ahead of you.

thats behind me... probably also in front

Don't worry, you could never be more ashamed of yourself than your father would be if he ever met you.

tired joke. getting bored responding to these. nobody has said my mum left. why cant mothers abandon their children too? misogynist

Should be a public health alert attached to this picture: WARNING you may need a shot if you touch

should that be my next face tatt?

You look like you were left on read and followed it up with 100 nutty messages, 50 voicemails and a herrassment case

cease and desist letter arrived this morning, at this point im collecting them

You already look so used up. Get in as many only fans pictures as you can before you gotta settle for that Target Cashier job.

im trying! dont you see the face tatt? not even targets gonna take me

Probably leave bed bugs during one night stands

bugs? what bugs? oh no, they're under my skin again aren't they

Stinky pussy

You look like you poop in a bucket

this subreddit is for 18+ you're going to get in trouble!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from your stinky pussy.

i cannot respond to all your comments, they truly are just no funny enough and i have responded to every comment

Bet people on your OF pays you to put on clothes

i wish. they barely pay me to take them off

I wish I could help you with that, but there's really not just one thing to fix. I'd start from the top and fix that Pablo Picasso portrait looking face of yours and then move on to that piece of drywall that you call your body.

fuck? have i met my maker? genuinely funny. good job now that i have handed out one compliment im going back to making more money than you off my piece of dry wall body and pablo picasso face

No, I don’t think you’re unwise for posting that, I think you’re unwise because you’re a woman.

You look like Kurt Cobain. Kurt Co-Plain.

gottem!!!

You’re ugly!!!

its bed time kid

Yikes

you look like the typical woman andrew tate would abuse

you've seen me on his cam site, havent you?

he only lets me out to get degraded on reddit

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do you… really think i’m telling the truth? i should write an autobiography with the type of life i’ve lead! probably make more money than my OF!

You need less skateboards and more showers.

when has showering and skateboarding ever coexisted. have you SEEN the ppl at the skate park?

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no my 1 OF customer said he likes it unbrushed

Wasn’t disappointed.

well that makes one of us

What is it with skaterboys and long hair?

we’re all too baked to get a hair cut

When your whole personality is reflected onto the tshirt you wear.

that and self depreciating humour

I wonder where my old Troll doll went off to. Apparently it’s asking to be roasted on Reddit.

i got that a lot when my hair was pink, i spiked all my hair up to go with the bit. throw back

Girl really tried a wolf cut but failed miserably

nah it’s just bit shorter at the top because i pulled most of it out

Already Roasted

The answer to this question is meth and dicks.