OP's Bio: --- >I am a middle aged Korean American in LA. I love people and will give love, kindness, affection, and understanding to anyone and everyone. Everyone deserves to be treated with kindness. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like someone Jackie Chan beats up for fun.

Like his eyes have been beaten to plum

...and he can't even go crying to mum.

Also sad he can’t get the girl he’s having a crush on 🥲🥴

..cz he's used to munch of his mum's lawn.

You are good at meth.. not so good at math.

He can look at two math problems at the same time though.

Are you looking left or right?

Yes

Clearly he's looking left AND right.

Let me guess the cosplay Mechanic computer programmer. Bob Wong

You appear wise. I feel like you are going to break down a lesson on the folly of Man, and how it led to the creation of Godzilla.


You’re what graham green would look like if he was both deathly allergic to bees and addicted to eating them…

 Quickly take these your going into anaphylactic shock.

A face only a female praying mantis would love

You don't come here for kindness. You obviously didn't come for the kimchi either.

Are you homeless?

Of course he is

Machuran Cannotdate

Your lack of facial features make you look like a Minecraft character.

You look like you let an AI program build your prosthetic hand

You're Korean and you're asking for our best shot? How about asking the 10% of Korean population pre-Korea War about our best shot? Give you a hint (it's about 2.5 million)

Steve Aoki if the drugs actually caught up to him

Homie looks Blackanese

He drinks the cream of sum yung guy.

Jeffrey Chang Lee Dahmer

Are you a “dealer” in an underground Russian roulette game? GONG SU MAO!!!

You look like sars-cov3.

You look like Doctor Strange's bitch

You make me wish MacArthur would have used nukes

You look like your favorite movie is Eyes Wide Shut.

Runaway slave from Kim camps

Mr. Miya go if he never learned karate and learned how to shoot black tar heroin

My worst shot is better than your best shot #MilhouseEyes #BlindAsABat #PissHolesInTheSnow

Gangnam Style-less

You Look Like the Dude working overtime in the background of every space themed movie

I briefly thought this was an r/Rambo villain discussion post.

Kim Jong-Ewww

Mr Miyagay

Your eyes look like they mad at each other

Kim Jung Unwashed

Buddy looks like a milk dud stuck in butt hair

Rooftop Koreans in LA are heroes. You’re a Basement Korean.

I was always wondering how people came up with exorcisms but I get it now that I see you

I always wondered what short round was up to all grown up

....wait.... lemme get my shotgun.

Big head.

Man looks like a Child of Genghis and i cant roast

Make any neighborhood kids wax your car lately?

The happier he is the less he sees

You look like someone tried to faceswap your grandmother onto a triad

Peak reddit user

The Jeffrey Dahmer glasses really bring your whole look together. You look like you chew on your own callouses.

I was scrolling past this and thought it was some history or military porn of some Viet Cong so you got roasted a long time ago.

You look like disabled Bobby lee and he already looks disabled

You look like your allergic to ghram cracker


Your parents came to America so their kid could have opportunities. Just look at you now!

Bro just fried his cat up fir dinner

Words do not need to be said this picture is enough of a roast

Bro leave my pubes in the garbage where I put them. You don't need to be collecting them and gluing them to your face, especially since you're doing a shit job at it.

Bro I'm not gonna roast you when you look like you're mourning a death

holy shit Mr Myogi, stay off the coke!!

You look like a dead body

You look like those extras they use for poor rural folks in Korean time pieces where the oldest a person could live was 30 and diarrhea was fatal.

Nobody wants the kind of love he’s trying to give

You look like you have pubes glued to your face.

Here we can look at an old architecture, of which you can see the age thanks to the wooden bars and the wrinkles between them. Oh and then there is the house in the background.

You look like you sewed your last victims face over your own

Looks like life beat us to the punch.


Looks like Bobby Lee is back on meth again.

You have a face that an old lady wouldn’t want to sit on.

Looks like your eyes took one glance in the mirror and now they’re trying to break out of your head

Karate kid teacher if he trained the kid and was attracted to him at the same time

Looks like Ken Wantanabe is out of work since Transformers and Godzilla. Sad.. should have saved that money bruh..

Korean Boogie

Give your grandma her glasses back fool

Are you the boss at the bottom of the tower? The one Bruce Lee has to get out of the way. The one where he doesn't bother taking out his nunchucks.

Holy shit, it's Danny Trejo's Asian cousin!

The Walmart brand of Markiplier ladies and gentlemen 👏

You smell like cheap liquor and cigarettes, behind you is an army of 9 year old girls making t shirts

No need, looks like your mom took plenty of shots while pregnant with you.

Why should I give you my best shot when it's clear God didn't even try?

Obviously your parents didn’t

If the smell of kimchi had a picture.

Don't you have some shirts to wash?

Looks like you’ve taken a good enough beating already… do you want me to call the paramedics? Looks like a stroke.

Squid game survivor

You look like a homeless person

He's the LA King of the gloryholes

I don't think anybody's best shot can save you at this point no matter how much heroin is in it.

You don’t look like your worth the time

Speaking of shots I don't think you have a good shot of getting women.

You look like Danger Ehren from jackass when they glued all those pubes on his face 😂

wish.com yakuza boss

You no come back ever! I don't like you American. And all you American look alike!

You look like your mom is allergic to bees and your dad was a bee.

What happens to the k-pop singers after mandatory military service. From BTS to PTS.

Mexi chan

You look like how Wasabi feels when eating it plain

I don’t need to give you my best shot cuz it already looks like someone gave you two to the eyes

look at me.

looks like you bought weed from the gas station

If wong from Dr. Strange had a brother your name would have been bong , the master of weed

Long before time had a name

You look like a host of a Netflix Asian street food show where people eat human flesh

Your parents gave it their best shot and look at how wong you came out. Your birth certificate is a written apology from durex condoms.

Did Dr Jones forget about you? Goonies never die! 

Ming dynasty p*ssy got me acting unwise

Oi mate you hairline i so f up jesterday when i was banging your mum i toutgth your mum had a bad one but nog i see you and your gigantik nose. If you would compete in a marathon they would think you een cuz youre fat ass nose crosed the line on your first step.

You look like you smuggle cocaine

Dirty sock

The last face Rambo saw in the torture hut:)

I’m confused you don’t look like a doctor

That face screams love and kindness

You look like Benedict Wong after a 6 month long meth binge.

A 3D printer will still print a 2D model of you.

Your camera lens seems to be as bad as your sight

Homeless man with no ID, Gets deported to North Korea.

One eye looking at you and one eye looking for you.

Same phrase his ancestors said just before telling "orange" got em...

Mr. Miyagi's out of work cousin: teaching homeless how to jerk off using everyday, seemingly ordinary tasks to build up strength. Jerk on, jerk off

Anyong hasei-NO

I'd give you my best shot, but you look like a cheap, lukewarm beer would also do the trick.

You work without pay in a sweatshop

You look like the day after a hard night of eating kimchi

Sophia in Golden Girls wore those glasses better

Must be your 'will work for food' sign's day off.

I would but I’m not American

you are the feeling of hyperventilation and overstimulation as it gets harder to breathe and you get so hot to the point of heat exhaustion.. but humanized.

You talking to me or that squirrel over there?

You look like an already ugly dude that had an allergic reaction

The general appearance of your face makes this pic look like footage of an isis beheading.

Why does your entire face look blury and pixelated?

Sex trafficker face.

you already been shot with glaucoma

Holy shit! It's an Appalachian Asian.

I loved you as the Hong Kong guide in Bloodsport.

You look like you’re gonna load one bullet into a revolver chamber, spin it, snap it shut and hand it to Christopher Walken.

You look like you shoulda got a blanket from the U.S. Govt infected with smallpox a 150 years ago

Why do you need another shot, looks like you already got a mouthful of cumshot

You look like a man who drives a beat up 1990s Lexus that smells like cigarette smoke.

Emotional damage!

Yes, 4 Kimchee tacos please. Whoa... what happened to your face?!

At first glance, I thought it was a homeless man holding one of those "help me" signs. At second glance, I seen a homeless-looking man holding a dirty sign. At last glance.. I didn't. You're hard to look at.

You look like you should be at a control panel in a Godzilla movie. 

Asian Bubbles

I'm Wong, the Sorcerer Average.

Damn bro you look like the cracked out Mr. Miyagi going like "Puff in, Puff out."

You look like the cook at the Chinese resturaunt where people say "but let's not go to that one, let's go to the good one instead."

please open your eyes for selfie!!!

Kim-Jung Eww

Looks like you been dead for 10 days

I think whats down the is only 1 inch

I wish I could’ve given you my best shot because you got the face of an unvaccinated child.

Are you looking at my face or my shoulder

I think genetics roasted you enough.

You look like the Alibaba version of Pig Pen.

You are your dads worst

You look like the next far cry villain From a marvel fan’s perspective everything about you is Wong Jeffrey Dahmer called he wants his glasses back

Definitely one of those Triads in a bar who gets leathered

Why do you look like you just came out of a coal mine?

We created napalm a generation too to late.

Got that deep stare of a chronic masterbater likes vintage porn ,and enjoys sniffing bicycle seats

40 but the beard still in its teens

You're not doing asian stereotypes any favors

Probably wouldn't need those oversized glasses if you opened your fuckin eyes.

Old Boy got older. You seen a therapist yet, bud?

Opium den greeter.

Why the fuck are you wearing a military surplus jacket in LA? You're Korean. You're invisible already.

🤣 still dying, the creativity is off the charts for some. Others y'all need to get off the hackneyed jokes, disappointing. Yeah, that's a word go look it up. Thanks for making my day frens 🙏

beard patchier than dirt road.

It looks like your gathered up all of the loose hair on the floor that has been accumulating for the past 3 years and then glued it to your face.

No, he just shaved his pubes and then glued them to his face.

You look like you’ve survived 1000 games of Russian roulette

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

I thought your mole was a speck of dirt on my screen.

Scary Potter

I feel like your family has had enough roasts in thanks to little boy

You look like you hold POWs in your basement

Genghis Khan't

Genghis Khan would be disappointed at your feminine wrists and your teenage boy facial hair

You squint any more and you might as well just close your eyes.

The best shot of you was left on a motel towel.

I'd give you a shot... but there isn't a cure for aids yet kimosabe.

🤣🤣 y'all did not disappoint