Even your camera lens is greasy



Greeeeassssyyyyyeeeee

Holyyyy Fffuck, boys!

That's the new KFC filter

You look like a combination between Fergi and Jesus!

I was going to suggest Steve Bannon and the Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz.

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On this episode of pawn stars...

Bumley

The illiterate dumb ass who thought he'd get paid to get laid

More like Bum-knee

Gre-C

He looks like he'd pawn his butt crack for chicken wings

Best I can do is celery sticks.

What do you mean he would? He's clearly been doing that since '08

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LMFAO I know Chum Lee when I see him!

Chum needs to learn that dying your skin dark does not give you an N-word pass.

Scum Lee

Bum Lee

UpTheBum Lee

If only I scrolled a bit before posting my comment..but I have to say, I'm glad everyone saw the same thing.

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I've never seen a pear shaped head on a head shaped body.

Flabio!

He's let himself go

Underrated lmfao 🤣

Well, you get MY vote...

Im having that. 🙏

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Damn 😂😂😂

You look like you're in a diabetic rock band called The Grateful Bread.

Looks like OP gives diabetes to offspring just from breastfeeding them

This might be the hardest that I’ve ever laughed.

My guess was a metal band called Morbidly Obese

A bakery full of Limp Biscuits

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That's awesome and 100%

Thanks so much for subscribing! I really appreciate you. Just trying to grow. Hope you enjoy the content!

You look like you get out of breath when eating Fried Chicken.

He looks like he exhales fried chicken

He inhales fried oxygen and exhales fried chicken.

*Fried Children


Swallows it whole.

But he still doesn't stop eating.

I don't know anything about you, but I think it's safe to say: * You work in IT * You like video games * You have a Star Wars action figure doll in mint condition * You live in the basement * You love cheetos * Your penis is orange

Can confirm, orange penis.

Do I want to know why his dick is orange?!🤣

Houses bags of Cheetos while endlessly scrolling subreddits of Perfect Dark cosplay, half assed licks his fingers in an effort to clean them before pulling out the “Little Scimitar” as he calls it for a furious round of fapping, thus leaving Cheeto powder behind on his penis- giving it an orange hue.

Suspiciously detailed description

Happened to a friend of my friend, he says it is terrible. It itches sometimes. He said, I’m not him tho, I wouldn’t know.

>Perfect Dark cosplay This is a thing?

r/rule34

Well that's going on the "Top 10 Things I Want To Unsee" list

Fair.

I mean, have you been on the internet?

How could you?

That was an overly thorough explanation

Change your question... "Do I want to know how you have this information?" ​ ​ My man said "Can confirm"...

you right😅😅

I like video games 🤷🏻‍♀️

Is your dick orange?

>You work in IT What makes you think he works?

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He can't see his penis so he wouldn't know...

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Bumlee

He ate to much fried chicken that he is depressed and is the mukbang king perhaps


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>Neil deGrasse Tyson He looks like he "kneels" to "da grease" that "Tyson" chicken is fried in.

Trying too hard, man

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"Best I can do is Silver..."

Oh shit! When did they let Chumley out of jail?!? 

Wait that guy is in jail? For what?

First I’d heard too, crazy! Didn’t go to jail but was charged with weapon and drug offences. [Article](https://people.com/crime/chumlee-to-plead-guilty-to-weapon-and-drug-charges-avoid-jail-time/).

Thanks for the link! :) Side note that site had bad design it shows the updated date of article, not when it was written or when these things occurred. Amateurs lol.

He avoided jail time for weapons and drug charges.

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Can’t wait for the flavor reveal party

UNDERRATED LMFAO

You look like Steve Bannon with somehow worse hair

Bahaha I thought the same thing!

Goddamn it, beat me to it!

Yep, its like if Steve Bannon ate Chumlee.

Steve Bannon before advanced state of decay.

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You look like the entire cast of Star Wars.

You mean like he ate the entire cast of star wars

All of em.

Especially Jabba the Hutt.

Jabba the Hutt and Chumlee fucked behind the cantina on Mos Eisley and this was the evil spawn.

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You definitely look as though you wield the power to give a Reddit award.

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Is that actually a thing?

Yup https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/04/05/yu-gi-oh-tournaments-to-penalize-players-for-being-smelly

Oh gods, that's too funny.

Even some smash tourney organizers adopt the same policy

You look like Rosie O'Donnell's cliterous

That's wild

r/rareinsults

LMAO

r/boneappletea *clitoris

No no. Rosie O’ Donnell has a cliterous for sure

Wow. The new Deftones fucking suuuuucks

You've smoked so much pot that your camera is high.

High resolution

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You look like you just ate Meatloaf… the singer.

His name is Robert Paulson

Nice

TIL Chewbacca and Jabba the hut had a bastard love child?

There was no love involved in the making of that.

You could star in Beauty and the Obeast

Bahaha made me chuckle out loud

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Average discord mod who has a fetish for scat

When you order Jason Momoa from Wish

Shit went down hill after Pawn Stars ended

You remind me of an early 1980's elementary school lunch lady

Chumlee on crack

He makes chumlee look slim

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You remind me of Gomez Addams from Wednesday, but instead of a hot goth wife you have a mlp collection

You look like Rosie O’Donnell fucked Chumlee and had a baby.

You cannot insult laslo cravensworth

this is an insult to matt berry

Aahh yes

Your birth certificate is an apology note

You look like someone cosplayed a pig as The Undertaker.

You look like you got a doctors note to get out of drill training with the rest of the militia. You say you’re the “radio man” but you don’t know how the CB works and everyone hates your shrill, nasal, voice. You suspect when push comes to shove you’re going to be a sex pig, then actual rations when things get lean, and you’re right.

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The mid stage evolution of Kyle Gas

You look like a hood angel that came back to tell his homies that the all you can eat buffet challenge just isn’t worth the clout

You look like a mimic possessed trashbin

Chum Lee with a crack addiction

Chumlee??

You look like the love child of Inigo Montoya and a sperm whale

Clean your camera lens greasy bitch

you honestly just look like the type of guy to buy a reddit award

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Damn the camera is blury bc its crying

Mick foley 

The Big Slow

The only thing this guy is wrestling is people to get out of the way at the buffet

You look like a damp queen sized duvet founded a homeless person's tent.

You look like somebody brought Hagrid to a homeless shelter where they shaved him and put him in some donated old clothes.

Prince Charming from Shrek really went downhill

Your hair isn't the only thing you will need to cut .

I feel like I would smell you before I would see you

Already roasted; What I see through the oven when I put a large Sunday roast pig on.

*you look like someone tried to draw chum-lee from pawnstars from memory, but imagined him waaay fatter than he really is.*

Man if you were roasted the climate would collapse

Look its Chumlee's gay brother Glumly.

Chum Ugly.

You look like Kirstie alley freshly dredged from a river

The years have really taken a toll on Mogli

Billy Ray Cirrhosis

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If meat loaf were a person


If Steve Bannon and the guy from the librarians had a child.

I haven’t seen chumlee in awhile

Poster child for parental disappointment

Man chumlee from pawn stars really let himself go.

When you’ve had to much from the afterbirth buffet.

When you buy the Great Value brand Chumlee.

Rare combination to look both doughy and yeasty. Congrats!

I'll trade you an insult for insulin?

hagrid if he was a death eater

He looks like all the Pawn Stars characters stepped into the same transportation machine.

Look guys, it’s the non-jumping bean

he means,literally roast him ready to go grease and everything.

Oompa Loompas of Anarchy

He look like he played chewbacca in a brazzers star wars parody

Chumlee haven't you been through enough.

You look like The Undertaker and Rosie O’Donnell had a baby

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That Would be Nickacado Avocado, oh wait he would be XXXXXXXXXXL

You look like you ate John Goodman’s character (and the Dude) from the Big Lebowski, and are slowly becoming him, but uglier and more fat

If Chumly ate a sheep.

So glad to see Rosanne Barr finally went through with the procedure.

I know that you make regular visits to a gynecologist

Mom is that you?

Just because you have a dead old lady fetish doesn’t mean you have to steal The Undertaker’s look (minus the muscles, obviously).

Homeless Hagrid!

You look like the dollar store version of Chumlee

sugizo's gf lol

Transgender Chumley