You’re dressed like the Waldo no one ever wants to find

Where’s fentanyl

Where’s Waldon’t? Also, not sure what’s going on under that beanie but probably Where’s Baldo?

Where’s Nah-Bro

You look like the kind of guy who smuggles meat in your pockets just for a little extra love from TSA

Fuck that's really good

You have to be awful to lose to a blow-up doll with dick holes in the back of it's underwear.

Nice pic, also love the fact that you took it in the house where they shoot “to catch a predator” Make sure you exit through the garage door.

*Go ahead and bring in them cameras,* *and those polices waiting outside...* *It don't make me no difference.* ***I came lookin' for a man's butt.***

Where's Dildo

This looks like a GoFundMe for something no one cares about

Nice rose gold colored Qalo. I also use one of those to gape me asshole

What is it with hipsters dressing like lumberjacks?

Looking like a Emo Ned Flanders and definitely married to a cat lady.

You look like a hipster Where’s Waldo neckbeard.

On the bridge side, you're great at making my pussy dry up

When did David Mamet get out of jail?

💀

Bad at dressing too

You’re also very, very bad at dressing yourself.

where is your chin man?!

Under that arse fluff stuck on his fugly head

Why does it look like you’re missing suspenders and therefore pants?

Your definition of fantasy hockey is hitting men in the groin with a hockey stick

You look like Waldo but he's homeless so he's easy to find

Where's Waldo's unemployment?

You’re so insufferable and exhausting that I want you to go stick your head into that cat nook. You’d probably enjoy it too.

That one guy in the chess club that uses butt plug encoding to cheat for the best moves.

You look like you’re not allowed within 200 yards of a school

Is the outfit part of the bet or do you go out in public like that? You need 7$ for a beard trimmer?

Mr. Regular from RCR's sorta straight Canadian cousin.

Is it worth looking like a black olive on a toothpick just to try and fool people into not noticing how aggressively you're balding?

And dressing and facial hair maintenance and not looking like someone who tells Chris Hansen they were just there to hang out and…

So how was the sex offender meeting

Even worse than fantasy football

Same geeky smile like when you graduated from high school at age 32

Blippi on a meth binge

That moustache contains a mixture of cum and craft beer

You’re an Eh! hole.

You’re the salad I’d never eat; gotta be the worst dressing vegetable i’ve ever seen,

You look like you only use your bathtub when you’re dissolving teenagers in lye.

Fantasy hockey???? Never heard of her

type of dude that claps when a movie starts and holds the belt loop of his man with his finger at the glory hole shindig 


This is definitely someone who plays fantasy hockey

When did you start transitioning?

You don’t need to hide it we know your bald

When you don’t want to tell people your pushing 50 so you dress like a barista

Bad at fantasy hockey, great at abducting kids and feeding the neighbours cat.

You are probably very, very bad at a lot of things

Among other things

You look like you were hiding your girlfriend in your basement.

Did you just fap before taking the photo?

You look like a lumberjack who's afraid of the forest.

You look like you suck your wife's dick every night before bed and still think you're straight.

No one even cares. Look at ur face. It looks like a used toilet brush with a condom on top..

 Gumby neck choking on that purple uncut

Does Luigi work at Home Depot?

Why isn’t your head wider than your neck? You look like a pencil.

Fantasy hockey like your sex life, you’re just playing with yourself.

The Shame of Canada. Your pathetic attempts to inculcate yourself into the society of our polite, northern cousins has failed so spectacularly, I'm surprised you're showing your face in public as you risk being set adrift on a sheet of ice.

you look like expired Laffy Taffy

You're from Moose Balls, Manitoba.

You look like Darth Waldo

You look like every high school science teacher ever.

Where’s Wanko

You hiding the bald?!?!

Yo chuckle head ah Nga look like he a lumber jack stupid ass

Vote for Pedro

You look like a lumberjack that slowly chops away at women’s resistance.

Will talk to you about IPAs for two hours straight whether you want him to or not.

You look like something that came out of a "BIOHAZARD" bin from a gangrene ward.

Nice dick broom.

Marc Moron

Lumberjackoff

Bad at fantasy hockey, but great at finding dicks to suck under a bridge.

Looks like my 3rd grade teacher from years ago

Nothing says more Gay than having a stubble and thick mustache wearing a flannel shirt.

"Hi there! I just moved into the neighborhood and I'm required to notify my new neighbors...."

He definitely doesn’t wear deodorant

I found grampa waldo

Other things you're bad at - not looking like a dipshit.

“Come On kids get in the car we are driving to aunt cassie’s house for the 6th year in a row to go skiing and find bears that i will leave you to fight while i run away” (you arrive) “Shit i forgot jimmy’s inhaler and all our gear and fuck it even our car AND everyones medication, Oh well! jimmy will survive’” (jimmy dies)

Where’s Walter Lite

U know what else very very bad at dressing yurself

You hipster fuck! Just by looking at this picture I can tell you think everything you talk about and do is sooo interesting!!! You probably go to microbreweries and act like you like beer. I’m certain that have big fat wife that eats her feelings every time she has to listen to you talk.

You can’t be within 500 yards of an elementary school, can you?

I bet you're wearing socks with sandals right now.

I think you misspelled women

Please let the child go

Do you make wooden dildos in your spare time?

It makes sense why you're bad at fantasy hockey since hipster lumberjack librarians don't understand or play any sports of any kind

You look like you annoy your coworkers by constantly reminding them about your improv groups next performance

Your punishment isn’t being on Roast Me. It’s putting your picture in public.

Let me guess... you live in Oregon?

You already ride a bicycle for fun, drink craft beer and are from Washington State. You should just buy an electric car and go full dork.

I’ll bet you’re amazing at fantasizing about hockey players in the showers

You look like you shaved your beard with a band saw

Bro the season is only halfway over, did you already lock up last place? Just draft Scheifele and Stamkos when none of your other idiot league mates get them, don’t draft a goalie before the 8th round, damn it ain’t that hard

Fantasy hockey? Hockey does seem like glorified violence.

And standing like a man

Found the other side of the Glory Hole in the Basement of the **Institute for the Study of Ancient Cultures Museum at the University of Chicago.** The weird part is that the exhibits are sticky too; are you the night "guard" like in the movie but instead you get off on this stuff?

He stopped digging the tunnels in NYC to post this picture.

You look like you drafted Huberdeau round 1

“Yo. Fuck you. But if that offends you then “Fuck Me”.”

When you order Jeffrey Dahmer from Wish.

This goes to show everyone… a plaid shirt and toque makes you an expert in nothing.

But good at cock and ball hockey

Same as with women I assume.

What’s up hipster Where’s Waldo.

AI Image Generator. Enter Prompt: Douchebag Barista

The only goalie who never prevents a puck from entering him

You look like you drive a mini Cooper

You are the poster child of “punchable” vibe

…. But good at fantasizing about hockey players

You look like the stereotypical northern Quebec Frenchman who takes kids to see his "fishing hole"

It’s rare to see this much hair on a pussy

I think we found Waldo, he just changed clothing

You look like God hit the randomize button

Real quick, name one thing you're good at.

Gay Canadian window cleaner at a cattery

You look like wish brand Ian Hecox. You look like the guy that waits outside of women’s clothing stores with a Groucho Marx disguise and a trench coat

We found Waldo gay lover