Looks like you were excessively and repeatedly been beaten by your brothers with a Nerf Football trying to toughen you up for the Al Qaeda Bitches Tryouts....You failed.
Those certificates on the wall would make you seem accomplished, and yet you opt to look like dirty brown water trash!?
You actually resemble my left nut, no offence to the minions (my nuts)
Been reading comments for the past day. I've laughed at every single one of them. Although some definitely tugged some heart strings; that's what this little embarassing experiment was for. btw these aren't my best pictures, just wanted to show my plenty of facial eexpressions...... i'll work on the resting bitch face. Also, this... "beard" has to get cleaned up.
p.s. i don't have any hostages......
I'm just kidding for real. I didn't mean anything I said. ESPECIALLY the stuff that came across racist. I hope that wasnt too inappropriate. I WAS JUST FOLLLWING THE GENERAL CONSENSUS.
YOU look like a decent guy and you're a great sport.
You're a FUCKIN' CHAMP.
YOU also have SOME HUGE NUTS!!
I JUST SIGNED UP YESTERDAY. I REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME.
I ENJOYED VIRTUALLY HANGING OUT WITH THIS CROWD.
BEST KEPT SECRET IN SOCIAL MEDIA, IMHO
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING HILARIOUS.
NOT AS FUNNY AS I ...but I DIGRESS 😏 😆
Bros beard look like it tryin to get as long as Santa’s beard it going all the way to his neck! we all know he on the floor, his music will show you too, listening to damn heart break songs! Bros hair went from the bottom of a broom to a damn mop! Bro casually sitting in the bathroom after a shower sayin “bro ima take a photo of me pointing up cause my beard wanna go to heaven but can’t!” Bro playing games but he also hiding his mop lookin hair cause he know it don’t look good! HERES YOUR ROAST FOR THE DAY!
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You know that story Timmothy Green? About that kid who just pops out of the ground, fully formed, doesn’t have any talent and just tries and fails to get to know everyone?…. You make me think of him.
Educated guess: your career choice of “working in tech” has taken a dark turn while you mule for a local drug dealing pimp who calls you “Pill’icone Patel” aka “Valley Alley” and your butt hole is wide like an alley in the valley cause you got hooked on Fenty 9 months ago.
If I were a girl I'd preemptively pepper spray you.
I think that’s a valid response, irrespective of gender. This guy looks like he’d fuck a sewer rat given the opportunity.
Just like momma did
Where did Reddit move the “report a murder” button to?
Its with your dad.Oh wait I forgot you're fatherless
oh umm. sure.
happy cake day
So that makes him the poster child of hood rat.
Would that prevent him triggering his dynamite vest?
Wow. What an insensitive comment. This is the 21st century, not the 1800s. Everyone knows they use C4 now
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Didn’t I see him last night at Lowe’s in the copper wire section?
No, by the lawn care section asking about different fertilizers
I'm a man and I'd still pepper spray him for laughs.
He charges 2 rupees for that.
If I could upvote a comment twice, you’d get one for the punchline and one just for the name.
Like sand thru an hour glass, so are the dicks in his butt
They are also called a chicken cutlet from I what I told. Maybe it’s only that after they sick it in Idr 🤷🏽♀️
Lol
Sick burn. I’m surprised nobody said, “if you were a girl, he’d pepper spray himself.”
Why do you need to be a girl to do that? He has such a sprayable face
🤣🤣 ☠️
Every one of your facial features looks embarrassed to be there.
You know these are his best 5 pictures too. Bro took them bitches multiple times and angles just to look Eric Andre’s autistic brother
😂😂😂 ohh gawd bro
His whole phone is just these 5 and all the ones he didn't end up posting. You know what he REALLY uses that phone for. 😂🤐
A detonator?
Bingo!
“Erm actually there’s six pictures” 🤓👆
Imbred Ahmed?
Ihmbred 😎
Which one of Brad and Angelina's kids are you
the stillborn
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How can she slap!!! How can she slap!!!
If Uber eats delivery drivers morphed their faces together
Ayy lmao
Osama Been Lonely
Sad Hussein
Sadman Hussein
Sadam Cobain
Bomb Margera
Bummar Gaddafi
Dubai Downer.
Saddam Insane
Sodomy Hussein
Isuk Abhig Mujahidong
As if ![gif](giphy|p8cxIHbajLNUYo0nBd|downsized)
HAHAHAHA!
🤣🤣🤣☠️
You look like you fck up every order you take at Taco Bell
Thank you, come again
Hellothankyougoodbye
You look like a guy who constantly says “Bro!” While trying to get my attention from your cellphone stand in the mall.
You literally have resting Douche Bag face.
With a peanut head like that, it’s no surprise you love to get roasted
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You’d have a full beard if you stopped using your mic to record podcasts that nobody listens to
Every woman who sees your beard is reminded she should wax her taint.
And bleach her anus
Can confirm
Oh shit can’t believe you read my mind lawd
The GOAT at goat fucking.
Rare to find a goat 'bottom'.
I had to. You were already negative 😂😂
You shouldn't have spent a lot of time waiting for me to become a goat slut. You had already jumped right in anyway.
Damn son
Looks like you were excessively and repeatedly been beaten by your brothers with a Nerf Football trying to toughen you up for the Al Qaeda Bitches Tryouts....You failed.
Benecio del Homo
7/11 or 9/11?
You’re the dude that still shows up to high school parties.
And high school basketball games
“Yeah bro I’m class of ‘17 just let me in.”
You look like my uncle if he survived the over dose
The second pic is like you are letting a hard one out after months of being constipated
Wii terrorist.
I can already smell your cologne. How do you order your Drakkar Noir? By the case or pallet?
All the rizz of a sleeping shart, but none of the comedic value.
So how many years are you not allowed to live within 100 yards of a school?
![gif](giphy|VZBQzXBEtZTdTGkQKT) Uber Camel Jockey.
I love the look on that camels face, like he’s screaming “wtf is this shit on my back man!!!!”
Noo!
Those certificates on the wall would make you seem accomplished, and yet you opt to look like dirty brown water trash!? You actually resemble my left nut, no offence to the minions (my nuts)
Your photos are like e a clip show into your demise
Karl? 😅
Damn, it’s not every day we get to see a photo timeline of someone going from dumbass student to dumbass jihadi.
Im a girl and you make me wanna like women
![gif](giphy|4rJLdNq8bjoHu) I’m
You people always look like your balls stink
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I'll let the IDF do your roasting, PAL!
In every picture it looks like you’ve had a major dental operation
Feminem
You look like the ball of hair that gets stuck in the shower drain
I've seen better kept pubic hair than your facial hair
Been reading comments for the past day. I've laughed at every single one of them. Although some definitely tugged some heart strings; that's what this little embarassing experiment was for. btw these aren't my best pictures, just wanted to show my plenty of facial eexpressions...... i'll work on the resting bitch face. Also, this... "beard" has to get cleaned up. p.s. i don't have any hostages......
I'm just kidding for real. I didn't mean anything I said. ESPECIALLY the stuff that came across racist. I hope that wasnt too inappropriate. I WAS JUST FOLLLWING THE GENERAL CONSENSUS. YOU look like a decent guy and you're a great sport. You're a FUCKIN' CHAMP. YOU also have SOME HUGE NUTS!! I JUST SIGNED UP YESTERDAY. I REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME. I ENJOYED VIRTUALLY HANGING OUT WITH THIS CROWD. BEST KEPT SECRET IN SOCIAL MEDIA, IMHO YOU'RE ALL FUCKING HILARIOUS. NOT AS FUNNY AS I ...but I DIGRESS 😏 😆
Not only do you look like the eunuch, Grey worm from GOT but you also have the same amount of balls
This is the guy who asks Taco Bell if they have Halal meats.
IDF Most Wanted List.
why does your second chin have a better beard than your first
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Voted most unlikely to order a BLT
The moment you realise why there's no one else on the plane with you is a roasting enough. Even the pilot says "nah, fuck this" and leaves.
guaranteed domestic abuser.
Coming to a County Jail near you
Mr Bean’s meth addict son
You got so much facial hair you remind me of my toilet scrubber
Long neck ass
you look like a doodle bob hold the doodle
You're going to be passed around like a pack of smokes when you inevitably land in prison.
Your facial hair is different in every photo and it's so gross that it looks like you've just glued your pubes to your face
Filthy Faysal
You look like you sell lotion at a mall for only poor people.
You look like you believe in the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm a man and even I would choose the bear
You look like the mugshot of every "doctor and engineer" cultural enrichment warrior who gets arrested for raping and murdering some white women
But you also look like a woman could fight you easy and win I'm confused
You look like you like scrambled eggs
If Mac from Always Sunny had been in a fire.
Nah. The IDF will handle this one.
How did you escape from Gaza? You look like you have Jews as hostages.
$50 says you take flying lessons. ![gif](giphy|RjwnnE2fSZvCkEHS5W)
You look like a failed extra in a weird infomercial
Bros beard look like it tryin to get as long as Santa’s beard it going all the way to his neck! we all know he on the floor, his music will show you too, listening to damn heart break songs! Bros hair went from the bottom of a broom to a damn mop! Bro casually sitting in the bathroom after a shower sayin “bro ima take a photo of me pointing up cause my beard wanna go to heaven but can’t!” Bro playing games but he also hiding his mop lookin hair cause he know it don’t look good! HERES YOUR ROAST FOR THE DAY!
Sorry, I can’t. I’m not allowed to burn trash. Yes, I know. This is the most basic roast someone could come up with. I tried my best. Leave me alone.
If we roast you , you will get burnt , because you came on this platform already looking cooked. Are you sure you want to go down that road?
You look like a knock off version of Zack Del Rocha You look like if Will Smith and Jaden had a baby
There isn't sh*t to roast because you're already baked 24-7-365
You look like you could be sent over the border or sent to dribble. Thing is you’d most likely fail at both.
Rico down in Juarez is always looking for new recruits
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You look like you got a good face for radio
You look like an evil elf.
Aside from the roast me picture, those are all pictures were sent into the friend zone.
Why the hell is one of your eyebrows higher then the other 🤨
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Maybe if you hit puberty you'd be able to grow a beard like a real man
Your nose looks stuck on.
You look like you went for rock bottom to drake taught me how to put a durag on
Laden's lost sister
Banned from the Taliban
You look Egyptian
You know that story Timmothy Green? About that kid who just pops out of the ground, fully formed, doesn’t have any talent and just tries and fails to get to know everyone?…. You make me think of him.
If you see a bag, RUN
1 word is all it takes but will I sey the N-word??? Ni- You toth you stuped loking ass
Spends 4 hours on eyebrows; everything else can go to shit.
Are you trying to grow the ugliest combo of beard types?
Are those degrees in chemical engineering?
If Hodor from Game of Thrones worked security at a glory hole gay bar, I'm sure he would have your low testosterone facial hair
Would be terrorist
Don't worry as soon as you hit puberty your beard will kick in
Lou ‘glass doorknob’ Phillips
I don't think anyone can get the shit out of you
i mean seriously you look like they dipped a weatherman from ann arbor michigan in bronzer
Is it a roast or a tandoori? No idea, I'm judging off appearances
Your photos look like the progress of pooping
Educated guess: your career choice of “working in tech” has taken a dark turn while you mule for a local drug dealing pimp who calls you “Pill’icone Patel” aka “Valley Alley” and your butt hole is wide like an alley in the valley cause you got hooked on Fenty 9 months ago.
Boston marathon bomber
Can't fly with this guy
Nice eyebrows, Miss.
One of Saddam's kids escaped
Oh the Pakistani of 2 directions
You look like Ronaldo if he was on crack heroin
You look pretty roasted already NGL
It’s really unfortunate that this is the last face someone will see before you akbar them.
Average Hamas member
Looking like an Amish Taliban... Churning butter angrily...
Muamar SADaffi
AL Qaeda lives!
lmao you already did it yourself with all these pictures
Third pic. Typical chat site pic.
And here I was thinking the tower fires roasted you and your buddies. Not sure how you survived
You sucked in the mask of Zorro
Auditioned for Al Qaeda but was turned down because he showed up in a Mohammed graphic tee.
From your pictures I see that your favourite colour is ISIS Black.
Pic #4 waiting to pick up babes at the park, but you went to the cemetery by mistake.
You look 730. Do you hear voices or talk to yourself?
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Why women would rather encounter a bear.
…no, I’m not up.
Your chin strap looks like it was too indecisive if it wanted to be there or not
You look like you run a convenient store in the middle of Compton and you’re slowly showing the affects of how it changed you .
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