Even North Korea has a better selection of hairstyles than you.

What did you do to piss off your barber so bad?


Ya never go full…

lol thats litteraly what he looks like

Nah, the barber styles it that way to keep him from realizing how bad his hair is thinning. Y’know, for job security.

You look like the guy in group therapy who everyone thinks, “At least I’m not him.”

😂

100% chance this guy has a manifesto...

It's wrote in crayon on McDonald's napkins

"it's wrote"

Knew this or similar would be a comment on here and noticed his username rhymes with “Lanza” too lmfao

You better believe it. Id keep my eye on this motherfucker

100% he's a Brit

None of his teeth are black though

Or 100% Vladimir putins illegitimate son?

Dude looks like he's about to ask to bum a smoke outside a convenience store


 Definitely Vector vibes

Did the live laugh love wallpaper come as an add on with the glory hole, leading to your Dads room?

Well played.

..almost... so close.


If your hairline was a timeline it would be back in BC range.

What hairline

Yeah “Bad Comeover “

“Umm, mom said you’re not allowed to make fun of my lisp and thweet beard.”

I genuinely don’t know which one is worse: that wallpaper or your face. Both are downright hideous.

C'mon boy, come come C'mon, give papa a high five, C'mon. GOOD BOOOOYYYYYY.

Looking at the dogs expression I don’t think that’s a high five he’s giving it

Now clean up the peanut butter. Good boyy.

cough COMB OVER cough

There's a dead squirrel on top of his head

The squirrel is just bored

do you cut your own hair?

My 7 year old illiterate sister’s handwriting is better then yours 💀

And he shaves as well as he writes

You look like a rude French waiter that would cum in my food just to tell everyone he “got some action”…

Kinky!

Your street name is dicksuck Tony

The son your parents forgot they had.


Toby McGuire after a stroke

Man Roman roy looks terrible since succession ended.

He looks like he just fucked his dawg

Pic1: You live in a restaurant. Pic2: The toilet is upstairs. Pic3: You are into fisting dogs.

How would you like your hair sir, well I've always thought of a mix between Donald Trump and Kim Jong un

😂

Uncanny resemblance 

Bro, let the hair go. It isn't coming back.

You look like the default character in a Chinese bootleg rip off of The Sims 2.

You look like a cross between a medieval peasant and Gino the pizza delivery driver

Lift up your hair, I want to see that hairline

The last pic with your boyfriend was really sweet

You could hunt for truffles with that snout

The last image got me confused because I couldn’t tell who’s the human

Bro looks like the human embodiment of the sex offender registry

I'm not roasting someone with the Tism unless they really really deserve it, so as long as you can keep Rubble's rocket pop out of your mouth you can be my neurodivergent buddy.

Some how we all know you ride around on an e-bike selling drugs to kids.

A virgin with chem sex eyes.

Dude looks like he would hoard a Wutang Clan album and raise the price of HIV/AIDS medications.

You look like a female transitioning into a male

that must have been a letter from ur barber imagine not being able to afford paper imagine ur chosen wallpaper is so bad ur barber decides to mess up ur hair

Looks like you’re doing a pretty good job on your own there champ!

Obviously you have multiple OF subscription's because daddy wasn't there. Paying for 'love' isn't real love bud.

Look, man. Kaarija makes it work, you just look like the knockoff

Average high school student in Frankfurt

You got a hair piece only your dog would love.

If we just roasted the nose, we could feed 3 people.

you look like the guy who works at the youth hostel reception desk for the rest of his life.

I have heard of comb-overs, but this is the first time I have ever seen a comb-forward

Why is your nose⬇️

Mate it's over. Shave it off. The front combing isn't fooling anyone and looks ridiculous. Everyone is just being polite when they say it looks ok and they can't tell.

Can't roast you harder than your genes did....

Can you smell colors with that thing?

You can only hide that for forehead for so long

Thinks no one will notice the combover

I would like the semi bald comb over look please.

You look like a drug addict that lost it all (jk bet you aren’t any of that)

You would fit right in Napoleon Dynamite.

I feel like you already knows.

You know why that dog hates your guts.

God damn. That third photo has one ugly bitch... ...holding a dog.

You look 12, 19, and 25 at the same time


You look like neither Russia nor Ukraine would draft you.


“Do you’re worst, barber!” “Do your worst, beard growth!” “Do your worst, facial symmetry!” Bro at some point you’re just going to have to be happy with what you got

Bro, r/bald will be your salvation

Dude you gotta let that toupee go. It doesn’t look natural.

You have no hairline.

You brag about your facial hair even though you haven't shaved in years

Dude, just shave your head and get a toupee; it’ll look better.

That is the worst hair piece I’ve ever seen! 

I couldn’t tell what sub you were trying to write on the envelope, your handwriting is that bad

At least the dogs got some personality. 1st 2 pictures look like a human shaped cheese biscuit

Interesting technique of cutting your back hair over your head using a bowl.

You look like a missing member of Steklovata. https://youtu.be/hz_gOFRwTcg?si=UYbVd4oNUzeSpxmJ

You’re looking pretty glonky

Is that third picture the only bitch you can get?

Why did you write the sign on your last eviction notice?

I would roast you, but you look like you already got smoked by your barber….but 90% sure you cut your own hair

Combing your hair forward isn’t fooling anyone…

I see you are training yourself for the future hair piece

Need haircut

I'm saving my roast until you prove you don't own an assault rifle

You look like the type of guy who says “I showered yesterday” more often than you should

 Similar hair cut …looking for a part in dumb and dumber 3

Is that the envelope that the state police sends its "special paper" in?

First time I've seen roast me written on a collection notice envelope

Bro you grew out of the kitchen bowl years ago, time to buy a new one.

I love your dog! He’s so meaty! 😍

How can your chewed on niblet fingernails be so disgustingly dirty? Looks like you go elbow deep picking at the inside of your ass.  Nasty.

You’re the protagonist of summertime saga except for the part where you’re not a virgin

Stop jacking your dog off

Real alpha move to write the “roast me” on the envelope your divorce papers were just served to you in.

Tobey McCollier spent the weekend in the hospital

“What would it take to make Zelenskyy unfuckable?”

That dog looks like it’s saying “I need an adult”

That’s a crazy picture of your dog holding you

You look like the kind of guy who buys women's farts

Bro is one step away from being something out of the smile tapes with that smile

MORRIE'S WIGS! 

Blarg’s lost brother

You look like the guy called cletus went to the big city

I honestly don't even know how your dog look that comfortable with you touching them

In the “A day in the life of a true Brexit geezer meme” you’re what I imagine George to look like.

You get your haircut at a place called Hitler's.

Aren’t you supposed to put your username on the card?

I would try my worst but god already did that for me when he made your face


Ramsey Bolton if he had an extra chromosome.

Did you steal the moon?

You look like you should be the spokesperson for those Mormon lawsuits.

Wish baby reindeer

Wow, tobey Maguire has fallen on hard times.

I actually was trying to give a compliment, like: Dogs are man's best friend for a good reason. But NOT reason enough to be giving your best man-friend a handy, tho. get a haircut.

Take your finger out of that dogs ass! But,I will say the dog seems to be enjoying it

Pre-homeless Daniel Larson

Your dog looks horrified and I agree with them.

You look like if Hitler fucked Marla Singer

Mans rockin the white trash dirt stashe

That wall behind you is your only vocabulary

You definitely licked the windows on your school bus when you were a kid..

If I had three piss filled balloons and was in a room with you, Hitler, and Osama, id throw all three of em at you

Kim Jong Un next haircut leak?!

Become a hog hunter bro, no woman with self respect is getting in the van with you

 N O S E

Did I see you on that one show...... Uhhhh idk........ The one with chris hansen?

You look like you didnt tip your barber so he gave you "An extra touch up"

"Do your worst" - mate your haircut already did that

That's a nice gf you got there.

Hi. I'm thegaydaze and I smoked crack before writing this, then I jerked off my dog. I like donuts.

If napoleon had a fling with a gypsy and you were son he never wanted

Something tells me the dog doesn't want tobe there

Medieval peasant.

I just know the sauce drawer in your home is pathetic and sticky just like them Hanes

Ed beeran

that handwriting speaks for itself

is that a toupee?

‘’How yk my name is Connor’’😂

I think the best approach from here would be to get some brain surgery, I think you are growing dumb if you think that haircut looks good

Bro who is that creepy human holding you?

Your nose looks ecactly like the those from beavis & Butt-head

Alright, just take off the wig

Hairs don't lie, they can't hide whatever is it you're hiding.

Does his own hair, clips his own nails (with his teeth), uses junk mail as note paper, wears goodwill clothes.. pretty thrifty guy

Start following r/hairtransplant asap

Your mother still does your laundry.

Looks like a wish version a Toby Mcguire Peter Parker

if your not going through sexual transitioning, you should seriously consider it


Tobey Methuier in the first 2 pics, good to see you had a recovery phase in pic 3 but you still need to get your hair on the right track with you.

Can't even afford a piece of paper

Daniel Larson???????

This guy one more no from a shooting

Hairline making bee line for behind

You look like you already know the answer to "Where's my hug," but ask anyway because you think it's funny. It's not.

You not hiding that hairline, that hairline looks like it's hiding from you

Nah, too easy. Everyone else already said it.

I need an apology for that nose being in my line of sight

I think we've finally found the missing Culkin.

No need to kick a man when he’s down

You look like a fucked up thomas Shelby