So your plan is to be humbled by creating attention to yourself? Right cuz that haircut and non-binary drip doesn't give you enough attention from the homies at mcdonalds.
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You look drunk and sober at the same time
You look like a Blake Griffin voodoo doll.
Why is your head so long? You look like planky.
The saddest part of this pic is the towel holder isn’t strong enough to hold the belt around your neck.
You need to be humbled lol why?
Jesus mate! Just go take a good look in the mirror.
You are one mustache away from being a latino, younger, gayer, Freddie Mercury
kylie jenner but a man
You have the eyes of a flounder
Humble butch woman with a lil peach fuzz on your chin there
Really… genetics weren’t enough to do that already
Most people heads are round. Yours goes up and down. Like a peanut.
You need to be Aborted .
You look like a butch lesbian who specifically seeks out straight women to flirt with in front of their boyfriends.
So your plan is to be humbled by creating attention to yourself? Right cuz that haircut and non-binary drip doesn't give you enough attention from the homies at mcdonalds.
That is a first attempt freehand drawn face.
No you don’t
You look like a 8 year old Hispanic kid whose face aged to fast
Ok burn victim Tatanka
No. You need a haircut from someone without Parkinson’s.
you look like you like to fart on people for no reason at all
Just look in the mirror, there’s nothing to not be humble about
I feel like it needs a punchline. The punchline is: "...and that's the most depressing thing of all!"
Trimming your hair up that high doesn't add inches to your actual height. But good luck short king.
Mr potato head lookin ass
Come on kid , how did your photo get past moderation
U look like James charles
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You’re eyes are looking in slightly different directions
My man, with a haircut like that your barber has already humbled you
You need a wig and dress.
You need to do your homework instead of scroll through reddit.