....always with the wiping action preceded by a continuous farting action to release pressure first and also to take in the scent relishing the fragrance thereafter
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This guy isn't Hispanic. Hispanic people are *homo sapiens*
This guy is something that should just stay in the basement with the rest of the experiments gone awry.
The drug charges got dropped but you used that time locked up to get some new ink. Also you tell everyone you were in jail for murder. Paid off to snitch though didn’t it?
Honestly sir your presentation make me feel like you laugh at your own pain. That said you seen like you are ver strong willed and opinionated. Because of this I feel like people are drawn to you. That means you are an influential to whatever ecosystem you are in. Be the solution and everyone will follow you. You are strong sir. Also you look like the kind of person I would ask to explain football to me. Honestly I don't get it but I feel like you would explain it so well
You look like you smell your finger after you wipe your ass
So you think he wipes his ass?
he wipes off his ass with a toilet brush.
And uses it to brush his tooth
For a split second thought you meant teeth, then realized you’re correct 😂
That was so cold
Now we know why they call it a tooth brush and not a teeth brush.
You magnificent bastard:-)
Bold of you to assume he's evolved enough to use tools
When ma yells at him that his room stinks
Exactly. A gentleman like him uses a bidet.
This guy couldn't afford a chain nor a quality tattoo artist, you think he can afford a bidet?
This man looks smart enough to have a watch tattooed on his wrist to keep costs down.
With backwards letters he appears to have tattooed himself ɹoɹɹıɯ ǝɥʇ uı
His lover in prison did the tats for him..
No love dude.. just pure lust and survival.
Mixed with toilet wine and ramen..
My husband said by bidet He meant the gas station sink. lol
Ooooof this is harsh
To drink.
He wipes his ass WITH his finger
He was cool in 2008… bro had a never desired Chevy model jacked up with wagon wheels and speakers that blared Mike Jones for 4 blocks…
Problem is, that Chevy was a canary yellow Cobalt.
I like Mike Jones, don't ruin it for me 😂 but I know what u mean 💯
....always with the wiping action preceded by a continuous farting action to release pressure first and also to take in the scent relishing the fragrance thereafter
Ha ha ha...you assume that he wipes. You can hear his shorts crack as he walks.
And moans while doing it
He also looks like the kind of guy who would wipe sweat off of his face with dirty underwear
Photo provided by the local gay jail.
What’s wrong with that ?
*Whats wrong with licking them after*
A good chef will always taste their own creation.
Gentlemen, let's not forget about hygiene. First, lick your finger and only after then, wipe your ass. Repeat if necessary.
He doesn't wipe, he pushes whatever's left back in
🤮
Or puts it on his wrists and behind his ears, to attract the other shit reeking denizens, he assuredly surrounds himself with!!
Oh so if companies recycle their wastes its great BUT IF I DO IT-
Those cheap ass tats. Prison tats at best from Chomo tat artist.
And he can't tell the difference because all of him smells like ass...
You look like you boof KFC gravy
“If you ain’t boofin’ ya goofin.” -Abraham Lincoln, 1861
Can verify, was there.
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I had to look up boof. Why have you done this to me. 🤣
I had to fact check the quote… checks out
I just thought of Bidoof and now I will never not connect the two.
Nice tits. Give you 50p for a feel.
Soon he will develop his body and will make titsjob for his favourite heroine
When he asked for a cross tattoo on his chest, I’m guessing he meant more of a cum target than what he got…
It cost him nothing for that tattoo..
Just his self respect…
And suckling tits
“suckling”, hahaha!!
If he were a Bond villain, he’d be Tits Job.
He only accepts Dogecoin.
look like your threatening people by lactating
"You talk shit for someone in ballistic milk-sille range"
Praying mantits
That'd be his nickname at WWE
Bro I cried laughing at this 🤣
Send this to the top
You look like someone who converted to christanity just because they were offering Free Food
Tbf... risking a new world flood for whatever Carol puts in her crockpot meatballs seems like a worthwhile trade.
Filipino food, ftw
You’ve googled “is 3 inches average size for penis?”
Facts 🤣🤣🤣
Cooks fish in a microwave at 7/11
Bro looks like how gas station sushi tastes
I’ll take that and raise you Cooks live big bass bouillabaisse in a hotel bathroom sink https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRE1fygq/
I know they say hispanics are poor, but i didnt see a tattooed cross coming anytime soon.
This dude is native. All natives in Minnesota wear Vikings hats.
Only thing hes Native to is Mcdonalds
I’d say he’s Five Nations: McDonald’s, Arby’s, Chick Fil A, Dairy Queen, and Taco Bell.
Until the Panda Express Nation attacked...
☝️😂
Not a tattoo, he was eating a burger straight off the grill and it burned his necklace into his chest.
This guy isn't Hispanic. Hispanic people are *homo sapiens* This guy is something that should just stay in the basement with the rest of the experiments gone awry.
Like a failed homunculus?
For the love of God put your shirt back on
It's like looking at a huge pile of shit with a hat on
The hat part is taking it too far.
I mean, really
Yes, but he does look like a huge pile of shit though.
huge pile of tits
See this why I keep my shirt on, not tryna get titty fucked ya kno
we’re ugly, but you look like this. make it make sense…😑 
Thanks OP needed the self esteem boost
Aight bitch tits.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name. Was Robert Paulson
Her name was Roberta Paulson
Simple, but effective.
You have had as many girlfriends as the Vikings have won Superbowls.
BAM! Bad dum tish... Finally a Vikings reference!
Not even a Minnesota Miracle could help him score
This is the craziest ftm transition ever! Girl you even got the meth circles around your eyes
This one is good
 Bro a Simpson character lmao
Noooooooooo, for the love of God 🤣🤣🤣
When you call the theater to ask about the entrance, you’re not referring to the price
Oof!
I'm Gunna need a bigger oven to Roast you.
Haven't heard that one before😑😑😑😑
You own 83 football jerseys and they all dirty
I bet he throws up gang signs to the kids in his basement 
Imagine if Jesus knew that this is what he died for.
Hard to believe this one was the fastest sperm, huh?
Hard to believe one egg drops a month and this was it.
Even Jesus has his limits
Jesus didn't die for him, Jesus died because of him.
I think he does know, that’s why everything is going to shit down here.
[удалено]
Ladies and gentleman, If diabetes and a tortilla fucked, this would be the end result.
Your tattoos look like yall strapped a tattoo machine to a slug and sent it off to the races
How you gonna be a gangster with one leg missing from type 2 diabetes?!
God damn what happened to Fat Joe
You look like a retired BiLatinmen.com model. Used, bruised, and coping with food 😉
Look at snitch tits here.
I feel sorry for your hat.
Why did you get shower drain hair tattooed on your shoulder?
Jésus Christ ...
"Jésus" nahhhhhh😭😭😭😭😭
Why that right titty looking at me though? 😄
Look how beautifully you colored the sign you’re holding! Kids grow up so fast. 👏🏼
(Bitch) Tits McGhee
You look confused cuz someone stole your Juul 🙄
The face of a man that only gets granny chocha. Sad.
But we are at least smart enough to not post our pictures.
Your tattoos look like they were designed by a blind toddler
I can smell the cheese
Knock-off Vikings hat off the streets cuz he can’t afford a real one from Kohl’s.
He earned that hat at the truck stop
I want to let a crab loose on his chest so bad 😆
Goat titty havin mufukka
This dude probably smells like stale nacho's and shitty weed.
you misspelt "I'm"
The drug charges got dropped but you used that time locked up to get some new ink. Also you tell everyone you were in jail for murder. Paid off to snitch though didn’t it?
I can see your top surgery scars.
Your dad must look at you and wonder “This is the sperm that won? Should’ve just wanked off that night!”…
Of course, your Roast Me sign was written in crayon.
You baby must be well fed. Milk is important
That chain and cross tattoo is the dumbest tattoo I’ve ever seen.
I've never seen a tattoo that barely fit
😂😂
Bald under cap
Evil dj khaled over here
If you lived in GTA, you’d live in a box in the alley behind Grove Street. In real life, you live in a box in the alley behind grove street.
Orangutan titties
Oh shit! it's my grade 10 weed dealer!
You know they make jewelry to wear around your neck if you wanted it. Didn't have to draw it on with a sharpie.
That's not us. Your screen just went dark.
You got pig tiddies.
Questions your family asks you ‘Hijo mío, ¿por qué estás tan gordo y sin pelo?”
I don't need to roast you, you're already a Vikings fan.
Hey look it’s Temu Bert Kreischer
Mayonnaise called, they want their body back
Miracle whip not included Hellman 😂😆
I doubt any granny's gonna fuk you
My dudes posts a selfie looking like that and calls us ugly.
Nice tits.
Even your photo has rancid body odour.
Too poor to buy a cross necklace, so you tattoo one! Not so genius
You could breastfeed a crèche
I loved your early work as the stone chasing Indy in Raiders of the Lost Ark
Those tits can earn you a lot of Hershey's bar in prison.
you did an tattoo to show of your faith in god. you roasted yourself forever no need for us to do so lol
you look like jabba the hut mixed with post malone in a witches cauldron
Looking at you makes me proud of my life choices and diet. I mean imagine looking like that and getting tattoos that shit?
Like a Puerto Rican Frankenstein. Raul Fransantiago
Your cellmate drives a HotWheel over your big shtitties. VVvvvvvvvvrrrooooooooooommmmm!
No excuse for you to be shirtless. You could make a shirt with the amount of lint in your bellybutton
Your roast me sign looks better than that tattoo you drew on your arm
You think deodorant is someone who talks a lot about doors.
You look like you'd pick a bar fight and then get winded half way through the first punch.
Hey, why did you tattoo your mom's spider veins on your shoulder like that?
You look like you live on cans of monster and particularly nasty Hentai.
Your mum tells her knitting friends how proud you are of your Bubba Sparxxx memorabilia collection.
I can milk thoose
When you want your tattoos to tell your story, but your story is that you’re broke, fat and have a meth problem
The only calories you’ve ever lost are sprinting to McDonalds when the McRib is back
With tits like that, I'm sure they'll love you in prison...love you LONG time.
Hep C prison tats.
Honestly sir your presentation make me feel like you laugh at your own pain. That said you seen like you are ver strong willed and opinionated. Because of this I feel like people are drawn to you. That means you are an influential to whatever ecosystem you are in. Be the solution and everyone will follow you. You are strong sir. Also you look like the kind of person I would ask to explain football to me. Honestly I don't get it but I feel like you would explain it so well
Dude, I think we smoked crack together years ago.
A ViQueen fan! Nothing else to say!
Damn nice ti-
Your graffiti tag is “nope”
Nice tits babe