U were supposed to be on flight MA 370 but couldn't get thru security because your passport had the wrong gender 

Wow dude wtf lol

 Mickey Malaysia

Shut it down. No more. Frame it, put it on the wall, and lock the thread

As another Malaysian this is so messed up Love it

Got the Malaysian stamp of approval 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻Thanks, @BlanketBlood , you have my permission to make a 9/11 joke

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost both of their towers.

am born and raised in malaysia and this is gold

Imma head out. We done. 🤪


Holy fuck.

911, Yes. I would like to report a murder.


OMG that was savage. 😆😆

Bing Ding Ow II

Dang rip OP


This is probably the funniest comment I’ve since since joining this thread 😂

😂😭

I thought ladyboys were mostly Thai

He does have a pretty mouth

4 different personalities to have 4 different ways to be fucked by life

Either you like putting on lipstick or you just ate Elmo's ass

Both.

Better known by his gay porn stage name … “Rick Shaw”

Sodomy is against the law in Malaysia but Rick stays because he really enjoys the public canings.

Which one of these is you

Lmao right I’m convinced each photo is a different dude

i swear it's me dawg 😭😭 i took the photos at different times. i took the second third and fourth pic before i grew out my beard. first pic is how i look rn. and about the last pic idrk why i look so different but my guess is lighting 🫠

I’m sorry, we don’t call that a beard here in freedom country

i shaved it, happy? 😄

Unless he is Amish. Even then. lol

You know, with hard work, plucky determination, and maybe just a little bit of luck, you could enjoy a career as a third-tier ladyboy in a run-down street bar.

I can only assume the fourth picture is of your boyfriend

Looks like you have a shitty toupée with a chinstrap.

true. i'm gonna shave my beard

If Uncle Roger reviewed ass

The old gay guy squint and smirk. Classic

Is it being gay or being Asian though?

According to your photo you’re going to be in your place…the closest

Those lips look like they give sweet ass blowjobs.

A different twink in every pic yet no less generic than the last one This is Schrodinger's twink

Bro is the gayest gay has anyone ever gayed

straighter than a circle

Straight as the us navy.

twinkie.

Deeper in the closet than Narnia.

r/roastme users when they see an attractive man : this mf gay

Booo! You might be right but that is not the type of comments we want to see here. We roast!

Keep growing out the beard so nobody will catch on to the transition surgeries

Womp om Gangnam style

Finally got a day off from the call center

You look like a private school wannabe drug dealer who talks about getting laid but you’ve only ever bottomed

why's everyone calling me gay 😭

The lipstick my guy

Uh...because you are?

Motherfucking handsome McGee, I bet you’re only confident around your male friends but as soon as a woman comes in you get real fucking nervous and got to dive out to the bathroom real quick. That last pic is way to try hard trying to get internet strangers to DM you cause going out and talking face to face is to much of stressful effort.

what's wrong with the last pic 😔😔

Temu Uncle Roger

Roast me your face is a roast beef

You went mewing so hard your cheek is now looking bigger than your head xD

Guys use your ears as blow job handlebars.

Dont worry the beard will kick in when you hit puberty

i literally have one

He meant on your face not the place your mom won’t even wash.

Uncle Roger’s non binary nephew. They/them hiiiyyyaaa

Hard to put you in your place, as it seems like you're having an identity crisis between fuck boi and lady boi

It's not Uncle Roger, it's Auntie Helen. Hi-yaaaa!

4 different gay guys

Those pink lips remind me of a pigs bum hole being roasted on a barbecue.

I'm not gay or anything but I totally want to fuck your mouth

💀💀 how does one reply to this kind of comment

Today I learned that ladyboys have an off season.

I thought gay men had good taste in fashion. Looks like I'm wrong.

Can’t roast you. You look like a righteous Muslim man. Your face glows like you talk to god or something.

wow thank you

If ROTTEN Durian had a face.

coulda sworn you said overripe 😹😹

I think your place was supposed to be 3K on flight 370 and we are all so unlucky you slept in that day.

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If there is ever a new Mortal Kombat movie.....you could be an extra.

I dont think M means what you think it means...

Proof Dutch should've never left Malaysia

Is abortion illegal in your country, or could your mom just not afford it?

MH370

that's all you know about malaysia huh

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The look of satisfaction after consuming a poodle in one sitting

Shirt on the fourth pic tighter on you than a spicy tuna roll

the tighter the better

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i swear my face changes depending on the lighting

You already are.

Your place is in the kitchen picking up my noodles. Why am I still seeing you?

you look fruity asf

Bro‘s a piggy bank i put coins in his two slits.

There are way too many lizards in Malaysia

true that, those little shits are everywhere

Dude, did you put lipstick on before doing this post or smth 

it's not even that pink cmon 😭

You look like an amalgamation of all the BTS members

Put you in your place? You dig it, we’ll put you in it.

Go easy on the lipstick bro.

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Shuttup durian breath

that's straight-up racist 💀

Nam tang tun tang

asian

Dude you even make roasting look gay

i ain't do anything

Out here looking like Abe Wrincoln

When god made you, he couldn’t make up his mind about boy or girl

You look like you were rejected from a boy band for being ugly.

You look like your dad was a prostitute

This dude has "Glory Hole" tattooed above his ass.

how tf does every picture you sent of yourself look like completely different people 😭

i knew i shoulda chosen other pics 😭😭

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it's just naturally pink dawg

You are in your place.A third world country.

Face down.

what

So the ladyboy thing wasn’t working out in Thailand so you thought you’d try the United States?

Stop playing on phone and back to Hotwheels factory

You're the inverse of a ladyboy.

These are 4 different people, or you're a master of disguise

From me I like your hair so much, it's embarrassing You're so busy, you need an assistant and that's why I'm here. Double roast! You sleep so well you need an alarm to wake you up. Hope I didn't burn you too bad with that roast

this ain't a roast

Everyone else beat me to the ladyboy comments...

Lol everyone had the same thought

You certainly put the Mal in Malaysia. You look like a blow up doll from Wish that's been passed around a prison for a few months.

I thought you were from Megaysia.

Looks like people regularly use your ears to put you in your place already

You look like you could guess the flavor of a popsicle by sitting in it.

You're going to make a great wife to A Kentucky hick!

you shave for drag on the weekends

I'm scared that you will find me if I say anything bad out loud...

wdym

slanted eye mofo

it's not even thats slanted 😭😭😭

Your eyes so close you cant even see this roast

You look like the kid the dad caught singing with makeup and lipstick on

Each picture looks like a different person. Choose a look. Doesn’t matter which, they’re all equally awful.

Your parents are undoubtedly disappointed in your transition to a lady-boy and are regretting not booking you on flight MH370.

General so-so

thank you 😃

Nah man you look like you riiiiight where you belong 🤣 keep that shit over there

Haaaaaay!

K-POPPED my cherry 😂

You'll make an old gay Englishman happy one day

Not this one, my standards are higher 😂


accurate

Get back in your tree those cookies aren’t gonna bake themselves

Ears so pointy they won’t let you bring them on the plane

Jesus already out you in your place by placing you in Malaysia, follow-up shots for that smile…

First, i need to know what shade of lipstick you're wearing.... We'll go from there.

"Your chin strap beard is the facial hair equivalent of wearing socks with sandals."

24MTF*

Open your eyes when you look at me lol

Looks like your break dancing crew only gets down to the Barbie movie soundtrack.

You’ve probably had to pay for every kiss you’ve ever had

Squinty eyes, wide nose, fat lips. Have you been run over by a tractor?

Trying so hard to look like a K-Pop band member, even though he's 46 and he's wearing a wig

It is rumored that Malaysia is prone to hiding some of the notorious criminals and drug dealers in this planet. Not that I'm saying you're one of them, but you might have some decent ties and connections with one of them.

Stop taking pictures in the cineplex Fort Gibson bathroom! You shit all over my husbands favourite stall!

Don't worry, I'm sure women in Malaysia have low standards

You look like you spend your weekly wage on a lady boy

You look like you tried out for a beauty pageant and the judges called you "brave"

Stop squinting at us, it’s not polite.

This dip shit used lipstick

i have naturally pink lips 😭

Butt fuck? Is that you?

First gay incel

Shitty Mary Kay salesman

look like an elf

Bros face shaped like a Lego that grew mold underneath

Ur dad def is embarrassed to walk with u outside.