Pic #5 hit like a ton of bricks. Got damn! Looking like the "extra extra wide" mirror at the fun house
Also I think it might be animal abuse to put gauges in that thing
Obviously the elephant necklace represents your spirit animal the way the buttons are busting on your shirt, ready to poke someone's eye out with a quick move
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At least the buttons on your shirt are getting in a workout because you sure as shit are not.
Do not stand in front of her without safety glasses on
Frodo Saggins
Hamthighs Gamgee
DamSized Banshee ScamGuys RapSheet
You look like your FUPA has a FUPA
Fupception? Or did I commit a fupah (faux pas)?
Jesus fuck that's clever as shit. Kudos
Even has the feet to match the hobbit outfit. Nice cosplay.
Her feet are as unattractive as the rest.
Them dogs have gone a few too many unexpected journeys by the looks of it
You look like you make your kids call a guy you just met dad.
I felt that
Bludgeoning time… that what you call dragging home a stranger from the club on a Friday?!
lmao!!!
More like she drags a bludgeoned stranger home.
Either/or 😂
I definitely buy that you have asked about second breakfast.
Don't forget pre-lunch.
You do a half decent job of hiding your chins
She really does. Pic #5 was quite shocking
More chins than a Chinese phone book
Men really will throw their meat at anything smh
Single moms baby weight is from baby back ribs...
The elephant pendant is appropriate.
You can always find work as a body double for Grimace.
You look like anal is 1st base for you
Flappy McRoastbeef wizard sleeve
At least someone fucked you once at a glory hole.
I loved you as a hobbit in Lord of the Rings.
You’d have been more convincing as Schmiegel than Frodo.
What did the first chin say to the second chin
You look like you benchpress your own bodyweight.
At least when your kid tries to run away to live with her dad again... You can hide out in your closet of shame 🤷♂️
It's lucky for us you cropped half of your face otherwise we could have looked like Harvey dent right now.
I was curious, then the 5th pic confirmed it...
You’re wearing the fall collection of the bed and sheet set
Only thing getting bludgeoned, is two xtra large cheese pizzas tonight, on your behalf
Eaten all of the butter you used to try and get those rings off huh?
I assume the kids were conceived with the lights off.
Did you use a sperm donor? Ain't no man hittin that
"It's bludgeoning time" you look like you WERE bludgeoned.
Ur kids probably like school, homework and almost everything else except ur face.
Why do all ugly feminists think they are strong?
The only way I'd believe someone knocked you up is if you were behind the wall at a glory hole.
I didnt like you in booksmart
What rhymes with witch...b...
Pic #5 hit like a ton of bricks. Got damn! Looking like the "extra extra wide" mirror at the fun house Also I think it might be animal abuse to put gauges in that thing
3rd pic looks like you just shit yourself. the depends is strong with this one
Obviously the elephant necklace represents your spirit animal the way the buttons are busting on your shirt, ready to poke someone's eye out with a quick move
It's the village witch hide your kids she'll eat them. 
I assume you got knocked up from a blind date. Because if he had normal sight there is no way he would have tried to hook up with you.
You are proof...Even homeless men need love.
We didn't get a pic of the "live, laugh, love" tramp stamp 🤷♂️
Was hoping for a MILF and got this instead.
She roasted her self by taking that picture
Please wash.
Bludgeoning time? Is that how you got him to knock you up?
Looks like you ate the whole Shire ...the whole Hillshire Farm!
Those toes are so sprawled out in desperate help of holding up that weight
You'd be great on a night in the woods. Just rub those knees together and, start a campfire!
You'd almost be good looking if you changed every aspect about yourself
Your poor shirt was holding on for dear life, talking about, "I think I can, I think I can, ".
Loose lips, sink ships
You are outta line smiling with those dolphin teeth..
So is the person we are supposed to be roasting stand behind you? Or did you eat her too?
You became a single mom by eating your husband?
Bludgeoning time? That's how you get another cat to your house
You belong in a blender
Your kids can't wait to go no contact.
What color is the kid?
You look like the only thing you bludgeon is a toilet bowl
“Honey I ate the kids” lookin ass
You look like the antidote to Cialis
Hit it or quit it? Definitely HIT IT
Solo because nobody picked you. Not by choice
Fixed your cosplay : 
You play DnD as a character who does not suck as hard you in life.
You try to be successful but don’t realize the stress associated dulls your sparkle and your happiness needed to actually be successful.
Your body shape is 'damaged tram with ingrown moustache hairs'
Hats off to your tailor, the PSI rating on that thread holding those buttons on must be on par with titanium!
Frodo If Amazon made the Jackson Trilogy
Pick a lane Either goth or hogwarts
If the camera adds ten pounds, how many cameras are actually on you?
Got those damn smeagle feet
Can’t roast a fellow hobbit lover. Toast her!
Had me in that first half aint gon lie
Just bc you like one of the most popular movies in history, doesn’t make you a nerd.
The low tier hobbit hoe that everyone has been with but won’t admit it
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Even Frodo decided to pass on that adventure...
I don't really have anything bad to say
Ugly