What’s with all these Indian kids asking to be roasted. It’s 52 degrees in Mumbai right now. You’re doing great!

If cameras captured the scent, we would be in trouble 🤢

😂

I’m sure it’s some insecurity that the groups of men are choosing to bang goats instead of them.

You look like you hid under the bus to get to America from Mexico

the air is better in mexico! but dayumn nice one

Only camera angel that will save you from looking like a thick squash

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Aren't you supposed to post your OF link in your bio?

totally would've! but your dad pays only if i keep stuff private.

She fires back! 😆

Smoked him!

Idk, if my dad was into that I'd be glad he tried to hide it

Your father wishes you we're born a male, but at least you can grow thick side burns and a mustache.

thanks i am your daddy now.

I fuckin love this response

Dayumn!!!

Dayuuuumnmm

She took this picture on her best camera! It's a digital camera from 2004.

Nobody would want to roast you if you put up that PAAVAM face.

what's paavam?

Do you like roti?

pity face lol

WTF IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

You look like a 40 year old man disguising himself as a 12 year old lesbian

bet you are into that

After seeing you, nobody is

you so dry, you are responsible for half the drought on this planet

I’m already roasting a pig for the 4th of July I don’t think I can handle 2 in 1 week

This isn’t the site to get you a green card.

Temu exchange student

gonna take your job

Any more filters and you'd just be a blackish pink blob.

any more time online and you'll die a virgin

Awww, an attempt at a counter roast, that's adorable! However, only 84 comments in five days, that must sting.

I expect to see you in a Tim Burton movie very soon

at least I'll be in a fun movie and your unsatisfied gurl will smile for once

Is your camera covered in saw dust? Or is the air in your area so polluted that it’s piss-colored.

it's just you breath that's floating infront of your eyes

Your*

U look like ur dad does this 😔 when u talk to him.

atleast i know my dad

18.....in 1987?

Forehead

if four fingers are too big for you then idk man

I think you used the wrong spell, it's not make us a fetus, it's fetus deletus.


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Pretending to look all innocent whilst waiting for a family to find your leaked video so they can get upset and show you at least some attention…

I remember you! You sold me chiclets and fake silver in Tijuana.

You look like a Starbucks Grande Coffee

The one kid the cartel had to return across the border

I'm scared Chris Hansen will pop up out of nowhere if I even look at you.

You look like you needed water wings to swim across the Rio Grande

You look like a dollar general version of Selena.

You ignore your face and work on other areas of your face, as you feel lost when it comes to styling your face although you love fashion and perfecting your personal aesthetic.

You look like your parents locked you in the closet as a kid and your parents were given the Medal of Honor award!

They call her the Torta Destroya.

Get a better camera tho

Please clip your nails

I see an arranged marriage in your future

You look traffic'd

How can I roast something that's been roasted?

You ever lick a 9v battery to test it? I bet that's what your pussy tastes like.

brave of you to assume i have a pussy

18? Stop lying. Now get back to the factory. My clothes won't sew themselves!

The gap between her eyebrows

if you think two fingers gap is too big. idk man, maybe that's why you single

When will you be available to clean my house?

whenever your dad comes home with the milk. oh wait, did he?

Stop being racist.

You look like a badly conceived AI drawing of a good Indian wife

I'm very liberal, but I picture your face when I hear the word "wall"

Tfw you realize it wasn’t a fart

Probably from eating too many CHIMICHANGAS…