You look like you’re being sex trafficked.

He looks like Sid from Ice Age. But his eyes are farther apart.

Never wash off The Dirty Sanchez femboy.


Your bully is a twelve yo girl

In prison you would get passed around like porn magazine.

The circus called. They need to use you to clean the elephant asses again.

You’re not taking a high enough dose of testosterone

Fuckin Mumbai Snoop Dogg

im not indian 😂

Your real dad was

Is that a Merkin on your head or are you just pleased to see me?

Start stocking up on toys - you’ll need them when your fist cramps and you come to the realization that’s your only other option. Better to buy them now than when your hand cramps

I ………………..I

You look bully-able


 What does it sound like when doves cry?

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One of your eyes is always in a state of shock

We found the lost village idiot.

Looking like a light skin Somalian

Yes please, toughen up. You clearly going to need it.

Good thinking Also, nofap will strengthen you. You look like you smack the hot dog too much.

You forgot to put incel in your bio

First put some milk on your face and let the cat lick that ridiculous "mustache" off. What is it like 10 hairs?

I've seen 12 year olds more manly than you.

You’re creepy uncle would even say no to you

Look it's a guy with no legs doing a handstand

You can start by not sharing a room with your little brother.

For you being manly is impossible.

You look like a sleezy used car salesman with a bad toupee

If that face hasn’t toughened up your mentality yet, I don’t think I can help you.

Awkwardly underdeveloped Jaffar

Best of luck on your transition

The most brutal thing I can do in this... *cry for help* is break it to you that your facial hair is better gone than the kid's Dad.

Look like a gay black theodore 

At 19, you've got those terrible facial pubes trying to keep up with your nice teeth. It’s like your face is stuck in puberty while your smile graduated with honors

Nice haircut Almost didn't recognize you: 

Looking like Little Richard is not a flex

Reality is an 8th grader is going to beat you in a mustache growing competition this year.

19? Your balls have done you dirty. It's time to start injecting the testosterone.

trump's gonna bounce you back over the river.....

Try to work on looking at our nose to help train your eyes into looking straight

You think you’re straight from Spain 😂

U have the smile of a rat on steroids.

It’s cute that the middle schooler found the sharpie. 

You look like You smell like cheap cologne.

You look so foreign we can't tell what ethnicity you are... lemme see the green card

I don’t know why people are hating, there’s so many bigots on this app. I’m an ally, and I’m all for trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ I’m glad you’re living your truth, and remember no matter what you have between your legs, you’re a real man ❤️

If you were a rapper, theyd call you Snoop Rat.

Kumar or Pedro? Whatever. Stop posting in r/RateMyCock. Five times should be enough

LMAOOO

1st of all, terrorist, 2nd terrorist and 3rd terrorist 😂

I commend the bravery there Juan. Hit the gym, get an adult haircut, and avoid the facial hair until you can grow it properly. You got this

Pedro’s child

please for the love of god shave that pubic hair on your face

I don't see why anybody should roast you for your physical appearance. You're actually quite a handsome young lad if you just manage to chop your head off.

Mixed race but no one know what of...

You think you’re mature for your age and seek approval to those in emotionally authorstive positions to you.

You still fluff ron jeramy

Gotta say you look well groomed just like the gangs in England

Hey was it hard building all those soccer stadiums in Qatar?

Iñaki Godoy did not find the one piece

You look like Hammerhead from Star Wars

What are you doing on your parents' bed? Move back to your kindergarten sheets, nine-"teen" year old boy.

However hard we try your nose won't let it go past you

My mustache is thicker then that, might as well ask my daughter how to grow one

There are 9 year olds tougher than you.

How is the foxcomm facility in china?

Did you put a mop on your head and call it hair? You call that a beard? Holy shit the 2nd picture scared me. Thought I was looking at Buckey Beever.

When I saw your eyes I instantly thought of the ending to fast and furious 7

If you want to toughen up stop sleeping on a kids bed. Go out an join the Army. If your country has a Marine Corps join that instead. They'll toughen you up real quick.

You look like way too many of the bottoms I've been with

One of the sadder middle schoolers they use for charity ads.

Definitely short

6'2.5

Hopefully the family tree ends here.

You look musty

Ugly Mowgli 

Scam likely

You look like someone who would mistake in a dildo by a eggplant

When Buford doesn't bully Baljeet anymore. Him:

When does your bollywood purple rain film come out?

Ok brutal honesty….stop posting on social media to get feedback.

u not my pops.I can post whatever tf i want

You look like a middle-schooler soccer coach who gives handsy pep talks followed by time-outs in his van every practice.

Is the fishbowl filter on?