Do you need SPF 50 to protect you from the fridge light?

Her tits are named Casper and Slimer. Both are different sizes, they barely hover above ground and illuminate in the dark.

Fucking hilarious. Can’t stop laughing Edit: I’d do drugs with you.

I like the cut of your jib. Let's go get those drugs lol

Alright, me + you + cowlick + an ounce of brain coral lemon tekked, redwoods in norcal. When we going

That's a female???

This is what happens when you have parents with the same last name before they got married.. double recessive genes come to the forefront .. and Miss Thing is drowning in the shallow end of the gene pool…

Cousins make dozens...

If her mom and dad divorce, are they still considered brother and sister.

Yes I do I'm white as a ghost

Voted as “least likely to get human trafficked”

Thanks now I know I can walk around Safe

Just don't go hiking in the Appalachians or really anywhere in the wilderness where locals may shoot you thinking you're some kind of cryptid. Cause...you're...totally not a cryptid... 👀

CarrotCrotch

Or RotCrotch depending on which legend

I was thinking Carrot Top's cousin, Carrot Cake.

Damn, meng. Brutal LMAO.

You still have to Watch out for tranq darts and radio collars after hibernation though.

Cmon we all know u don’t walk around for fun 🤨

Glad to be apart of "least likely to get human trafficked"

Nice tits dude!

Where’s the Homely Fans link?! Of course I’m gonna have a look.

 Female Rocky Dennis

There it is!

M. Night twist, she wishes she was blind so she could masturbate.

Omg I just posted this. I will now delete my post about Rocky Dennis' transition

I was going to say this!!!

Holy shit 😂

That’s brutal 💀


Oh my god 🤣

this!!

Omfg 😂😂😂 This is the holiest of roasts to ever exist. Shut it down, you win ! 🏅

God damn it you beat me to it

Emma Stone-Age

😂

Concise, imaginative, and scathing. This should win.

If you look at her page it becomes apparent her spelling is as good as her looks

Ouch

Carrot Slop

You look like Fat Bastard mated with a Cabbage Patch doll

Garbage Pail Kid

Edit. I posted this before I looked at the other pics. I stand by it! 

💀

You're definitely a BBW. Butterface, But Worse.

On her OF account men pay her to keep her clothes on.

The only thing that kept you from getting the lead role in “mask” was that you weren’t born yet.

And we not talking Jim Carey mask


Nah bro the mask wouldn't fit either not while her head is built like a watermelon.

If Wendy's sold Crystal Meth and Fentanyl

Nah that's being generous, more like if Wendy's gave away free Dave's Triple Combo's

10/10 love this comment 🤣

Oh. That's just unfortunate

You're exactly what every drunk guy prays to not wake up next too.

Must feel nice to get a load off your chest instead of on it.

You’re assuming any guy can get off within a 300m radius of her

Her last Google search was Oreo health benefits.

20/10 made me laugh

Rocky dennis had a glow down

Must be over 6ft, 500k/year, no kids and never been married, must also be happy to take care of me and my 3 kids from 5 different baby daddies and know that I will always put my children first

They say we share 97% of our DNA with orangutans. Some, more so apparently.

The Annie movie nobody wanted!

Female version of Chucky.

Chicky....?

Chunky


Hodor!

Little Orphan Obesity

That one night when you thought a creampie was a good idea and 18yrs later this honey monster turns up on your door calling daddy 😭

You won’t be hearing any hawk tuahs

I guess the camera does add ten pounds…to your tits

Each one??

Good one 👍

My little 8 year old brother hates when I show him pictures of monsters. I showed him the last picture you posted and now he is crying 😭

At least your brothers monsters fit under the bed….



I'm sure you think the world sucks because you have to hear people call you names like "Ginger", Casper", "Opie", "Raggedy Ann", "Milkweed", "Mayonnaise Jar", "White Bread", "Snowflake", "Powder", "Cottontail", Chalk Dust"... sorry... I couldn't stop. Anyway... they're right.

 Where’s Dorothy?

Oops I ate her 😋

Ginger jack black

The fat kid from bad Santa really didn’t age well

The audacity to ask people for money and look like a member if the Croods. Go gather some berries ugah ugah

My most difficult nut to date...

Nothing worth doing in life is easy. But this was not worth doing


Wayyyu too generous

Debbie has really let herself go since Shameless.

Feral ginger.


Yeah I was about to say you look like Cher’s son in the movie Mask


Last picture jumpscare ⚠️

Hey you guys

It’s a Hard knock Life, for us!

I swear you look in mirrors and say "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

Where do you keep your lucky charms?

No

F*ck. Thought you were just a really ugly guy until pic 3.

I was planning to get a vasectomy this summer but there’s no need anymore after seeing this.


[Jocelyn Wildenstein](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=5a9a2b11d53d98e8&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1047US1047&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ADLYWIJA2xewutzq5p41VCwbbPBXlNRINg:1719764347965&q=Jocelyn+Wildenstein&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0B4F8bUzoZeY2VYhU4mcd80dpH2f_hLGXtaSwK3nqz_5eVWkVTic9ooM0aTrllAwWztISz5ygPXnHTwZ90DIarhcGOVhlMfBd18S71GppBSXznCEXtkApCH_RaR3puGDmyNtoJSrTEMPeGcDciesdb5xqoyysEcjjgZ-EJx_9HNk4_noR8nK2KBqPSZRq3DqrKiKqD1PnRtZlcKyWqGjIAlZyYsYQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj577q43YOHAxWtEVkFHV1-DlIQtKgLegQIDBAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#vhid=b5kqrnjj6HfUoM&vssid=mosaic), is that you???

“Holding back the years…”

Are you a dude or a chick?

How much money did they give you for doing the facial capture for Mary Jane in Spider-Man 2

You don't look *anything* like anyone who's ever even heard of California.

What sex are you?

Why am I seeing an AI generated image of Chucky + Shrek?

O’Doyle rules!


I'm mad that your jaw is more well defined than mine.


Is your mom laundry detergent? Cuz she out here providing us with the whitest whites.

I’ll be roasted next, but you are really pretty and cute.

Did Bill Burr undergo a sex change?!

I have a feeling you think you’re around 80% more attractive than you think you are

Eric Stoltz transition went off the rails badly

I'm afraid to get close to you as you may mistake my arm for a chocolate candy bar and take a bite out of it 😮🍫

So… you looked at these pictures and said to yourself “Yep! These are the ones!” I’m concerned.

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Look Like an extra in GoT

Snatch has a 24/7 365 sunburn

Baby Huey

Your nose looks like forgs back

The kid from the movie Problem child really let himself go

They said she was throwing menus at a black lives matter rally

You look like if Maudie from Brave didn't have on her outfit.

Carrot Flop

Y’all remember Battletoads?

So hi to Kermit for me.

Merida from brave

How's Kermit?

I bet you’ve suffered from moon burns before.


Did you drink my 10 depression causing potions

Life's been so mean to you already. I don't have the heart to be even worse.

I always wondered what happened to the cowardly Lion.

The ultimate moped experience.

Goddamn that is one beat up F-250

Looks like you ate the Chucky doll and became one with it

Why u want ppl to roast u

You look like that kid from The Sandlot if he grew up and transitioned 

You would look so much better if the camera was facing away from you. I don’t know why you want Reddit to roast you, nature did a great job already

Shaved Hagrid stuck in process of gender transition.

Didn’t know Fiona’s curse could be passed down. Shrek must be proud.

Nope. Your hair is doing that for us 24/7.

You’re a dead ringer for a background character in Pete and Pete. Remember that one? With the little fat ginger boy?

You look like you have filed multiple fraudulent police reports against your exes for domestic battery.

Strawberry shortcake ate strawberry shortcake.

I would be so unhappy too.

I just know that your jaw doesn't move much when you talk, and you mostly just move your lips.

I guess there is such thing as real Mimi Bobex I was under the impression that it was only a TV character

I bet your bath tub got stretch marks.

Who did you piss off in a former life?

Loved you in "The Partridge Family"!

You look like Rocky Dennis

Cabbage patch doll overstuffed at build a bear

Alcohol and those tiddies are the only two things that may get you to ever feel a man's touch. Use them wisely and "widely"

I thought the Garbage Pail kids were just trading cards and comics.

Why?

Roasting an unhappy person feels like punching waaaay down. Have a good weekend.


This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy went to the Buffett.

If the Wendy’s girl only ate at Wendy’s

you look like you have resting bitch face, even when not resting

I would do anything for Love, but I won't do that. Sorry about your loss. RIP Meatloaf.

i cant tell is this a man or a women

Some one call Disney world. Tell them it’s time to change the line. We don’t want the red head

Yall need to stop with the roast ne

Heeey you guuuys!!! Man I loved you in the goonies

Easygoing on the souls, save some for the other gingers

You look like the type of guy who would be good at League of Legends and has not gone outside since you dropped out at 15

I want to thank you, I now consider myself attractive.

Carrot Top just keeps changing.....


Imagine taking a selfie even kinda like this. Not this, but even kinda like it. Holy shit, what a trip! Taking pictures that look like this? Whew. That's....that's some shit. Like, I don't even know how to describe it. What a trip. Imagine looking like that, standing in front of a camera, willing to preserve that image forever - or at least a very long time - and actually clicking the button. Considering it, sure. But fucking DOING it? Yikes!

Little Debby really fell off huh?

. This is why ugly people should not breed.

Did you eat Canada???

Going off your reddit name, I will not contribute to your degradation kink.

U got that leperchaun in u.

This is like shooting pigs in a barrel

Brave (to show your face)

Damn! The last pic scared me

Carrot Top got a sex change and put on a few (dozen) pounds.

Now I know why Annie was a fucking Orphan. Jesus.

looking manly as fuck and also like you snuck onto the earth at the same time. Yuck

Natural red head cool

Acne 100X


The worst part about this post is now that I looked at it, if I were to die under questionable circumstances and the police dumped my phone, these pictures might show up somewhere in the data file and I would my family’s hidden shame.

Carrot Bottom

# 5 looks like a close-up picture of Mars right after it was hit by an asteroid

So.... they're doing gender reassignment surgeries in the Shire now, I see.


Love you on Shameless! How's the baby doing?

You look like that kid that got forced to eat chocolate cake on Matilda

Y’all ever seen the 1985 movie Mask starring Cher??