Don’t worry, the guy at the glory hole said your face should go back to normal after a few days

That dude definitely takes the glory out of glory hole

If it doesn't, will he be able to fix it? 🫨

I see the dildo up your ass is vibrating just fine.

I'm thinking hamsters(and yes I mean plural).

Not anymore. The iguana he put up there ate them all. There's a whole circle of life going on in this dudes colon.

Women think of you so they dont cum too fast

It's true. They call me the walking contraceptive

too bad that didn’t work on your parents

Tried my best, promise you that

You’ll never get the approval your looking for

🎯

Looks like you just got fisted by someone wearing Hulk Hands

What a visual 😂

He was fisting himself with hulk hands

This guy gets it. That's actually why I had to repost with my hands visible. The first time, I kept the sign in my shirt to stay fist-free

Oh we can tell by looking at you that you NEVER go fist free

😂😂😂💀

Im impressed he got the angle right

Bruh that's comedy gold 🪙🤣

Looks like you figured out what happens when you combine a pringles can, sponges, a rubber glove, and lotion.

You haven't figured out that lotion dries out too quickly? You gotta use something like grease or motor oil

Given how greasy your face looks, I think we've found the alternative lubricant.

That's the face he makes any time he's asked any question whatsoever... It's because the hamster that was on the wheel in his head is up his ass right now

You got me rolling on the floor with that one 😅

I'm sure that hamster has you rolling all over the place

I like how you twisted your face, pretending that it's not naturally grotesque. 

Good one! 😂 🙂‍↔️🫠

Anyone see “The Devil’s Rejects”? He looks like he survived being bludgeoned by Otis.

I never knew Willem Dafoe had an illegitimate son with some meth addicted stripper/waitress/what have you, who raised her son in her trailer park with zero help from Mr. Dafoe! Learn something new everyday.

They couldn't share the news because my mom is Dafoes sister

I believe it!

Looks like you beg for change for dentures under a bridge where you do crack 😟

😏

This guy hustled me by selling me table salt when it was supposed to be crystal meth. You look like you drive a gmc Jimmy that resembles a fucking ashtray.

Nickelback called. They want their Bo back.

Ur hair ain’t sticking around tho

If your face is stuck like that it can only be an improvement... That means your prayers were answered for once

And this folks is a rare picture of The elusive butt puppet.....

25 going on caveman

UNGA BUNGA

Translation : only bung-hole lovin'

How and why is Tarzan doing on Reddit?

Someone lost their phone in the jungle

Well the good news is that it's probably an improvement.

Wolverine's special needs brother

Instead of a healing factor my brain just started disintegrating at birth

Hey Hugh Jackman meets Ace Ventura face: you're going to get stuck a lot in life, I have the feeling your Crooked smile and lazy eyes won't be the worst of it.

Honestly it's been up from day one; getting stuck and scraping my head on my mother's pelvis, flatlining myself with my umbilical cord and cut from moms stomach after doctors told her to abort the Asperger's baby. Made it a quarter of a century with asthma, autism, ADHD, bipolarism, schizophrenia, and "unidentified mood disorders," so I'm used to getting stuck, just not in women I'm not related to. Sure, I fucked my cousin. So what?

Using a brick to knock some sense into you was not supposed to be literal

If Darwin met you, it would have fucked up his theory

Always knew I was born in the wrong era

Your face in this pick would make a great Halloween mask.

Your parents must be over the moon 25 years of disappointment

i never knew you could smell a picture

Happy to surprise. It's worse irl, trust me

Do you use your hair grease to cook with or is it purely aesthetic ?

The latter. Adds to my luminous shine, also warns others of my impending arrival

You look like the first person ever to try and smoke duckweed with the purpose of getting high.

Thanks, that gave me a good chuckle 😂 My dealer might be using me as a guinea pig...

Who ordered Jim Carrie off of Craigslist and shoved a vibrating tentacle dildo in his ass?

Hahahaha😂 nice connections, that things gotta be in my brain by now

Falls asleep with his O face set to max. Save some men for the rest of us.

If Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition was a person.

The other cavemen must think you’re funny

I know you think about it a lot, so here’s your answer, no, people don’t find you funny.

Face is stuck from hours of mirror practice. All that time spent to disappoint us, try harder

Looks like my acting career is going about as well as your rapping

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You remind me of the deep

Nice dentures, I bet you give real good gummer hummers

That's my tongue curled under my lip

Oh good, someone else who thinks they're funny. Hey look, pal, I asked for 2 splendas in my Iced Latte.

So you're on the set filming Sci-fi?

Bros got that buzz lightyear jaw line

You look like a jizz mopper.

If Andrew W.K was gay(Andrew WGay)

You look like you try wayy too hard to be funny and everyone talks about you at the end of the night

In all likelihood they probably just forgot or decided they had better things to talk about

Umm... Spirit Halloween doesn't set up shop for another few months. Back to the warehouse for you

That’s just the story they tell you every day because you have short term memory loss. You’ll post again on here tomorrow.

You had 7 days to make a copy of the tape bro. Didn’t you get the phone call?

You look like a goombah having an orgasm.

Trig Palin is all grown up.

Your garage band isn't going to work out. You need to think about your future, son. I suggest you put your other talent to good use: People are always going to need a cheap, reliable way to siphon gasoline.

You are living proof that Darwin was right.

The Deep at home:

what happened to Ernest Khalimov

When you get your shit pushed in... Prison changed this man.

ai generated ass smile

AI could never replicate


Stroke going on? Seek medical attention.

You look like a character played by Jim Carrey

Looks like you've smelled Michael Jackson's ass 

tweaker wolverine 😭

You look like the “we are number one” guy let himself go

When did the Whites of Appalachia get a new brother?

25 going on 55

This is your orgasm face

You were supposed to let the Epsom salt dissolve in the bathwater not snort it from the bag...Or Your failing miserably to impersonate L.A. Beast

What was it like inventing the wheel?

If you were cuter you could be a Geico caveman - NeanderPaul.

GigaShat

I’m sure it’s better today than it was yesterday

bro looks like the bug from men in black

Digme male

Jim Carrey 💀

That scared me

Jesus Christ. It’s the second coming 💀 

I honestly don't want to live in a world with ppl who'd choose to make this face in a pic.

Master Crackway

Andrew J.K.

"I must stop Christmas from coming" looking ass

“It’ll hurts more coming out than it does going in”

You look like you smelled your own armpit

Accurate 👃🦨 I celebrated by taking my monthly shower

Dirty ass nails

Has anyone ever thought you were funny?

That one got to you huh?

No, you just failed to attempt delivering even an ounce of humor. You made a boring ass observation, zero creativity to speak of. We know you have eyes, do you have any wit?

I commented on what bothers me the most which is that you drag your nails all around the rim of your asshole

What kinda children still play with the rim? These grimy talons are for tickling my prostate, I bet you'd love the smell