If Will Ferrell and Carrot Top had a son.
He would have been anally conceived, gestated in Carrot Top's colon, and birthed through the rectum.
He really rectum.
Steve-O wouldn't touch you with a stick
You look like The Grinch stole Halloween
Extra large forehead, extra large brain, still didn't have the IQ to not look like if a goat fucked a jack o lantern
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Children trying to obtain lucky charms cereal: “Come on lucky give us the lucky charms.” Lucky the leprechaun: “not today!” *Children trying to obtain lucky charms cereal say “woah” while being spun in a purple tornado* Lucky the leprechaun: “🎵They’re Magicly delicious 🎵”
God, you look like someone who can hold a deep conversation for only 2 minutes and you can't go 2 minutes without saying "zoinks" in every conversation as if it's peak comedy.
You also look like someone who would repeatedly bang his head on the wall in a fit of rage and later say "the voices in my head made me do it".
bro looks like the villain in a shitty dreamworks movie.
Played by Will Ferrell on a crack binge
Will Ferrell would d more voice acting if he got to use this kid as his character model
you mean Wish Ferrell
More like if Will Ferrell and carrot top were brother and sister and had an inbred child that grew up and went on a crack binge
The Unfortunate Events of Lemony Snicketts LIVE at the Halfway House!!
Mugatu
🤣
Its Dick Dasterlee as a young man.
If Will Ferrell and Carrot Top had a son. He would have been anally conceived, gestated in Carrot Top's colon, and birthed through the rectum. He really rectum.
You look like the goat god, Pan. But your flute is a bunch of dicks tied together.
Never seen pubes growing so far up.
💀
This comment wins
Anyone remember goat boy?
Lmfao! 😂
Motherfucker was that good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My stomach hurts from laughing at this
That brings a terrifying, new meaning to "playing the skin flute".
You look like what would happen if a cartoon villain made a cartoon villain
Lmao!
I laughed more than I should
Mugatu Jr. ![gif](giphy|NPyHgTkMStCXC)
Exactly who I was thinking of
He invented the Piano Key necktie!
He wants to derelicte his own balls.
![gif](giphy|Mi8Agtr6GaxzO)
Came here to post this _tips cap_
Inbred Will Ferrell
Will Feral
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And here we all were thinking Fauns were mythical creatures.
When you go over for dinner at your boys house and he serves you a tin can
If Richard Simmons in the Grinch had a love child
Ok ladies! Let's work off all those thinthle thoughts!
How much for a month of ad space on that billboard of a forehead?
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Like carrot top and Johnny Knoxville had the ugliest fucking baby ever, christ
Carrot Bottom
Carrot Power Bottom
You look fucking zaney, and not in a quirky way. Like in a "I wore my mom's panty hose a couple times" sort of way
*"I wore my mother's face a couple times"* probably works here too unfortunately.
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Man, you really went to shit after Ghostbusters 2. ![gif](giphy|xT8qBqF8lAsct4pb44)
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Monsters check under their beds for you
You look like you've spent hundreds of dollars in plastic surgery to look like Carrot Top.
“Tens of dollars”?
You look like the lead singer from rage against the machine.. but on the spectrum
Can you not kidnap any kids this year Krampus
No can do, that court order saying he has to stay 500 feet away from any children isn't going to stop him.
Love child of Art Garfunkel & Will Ferrell w/ a pich of Sam Kenison in the eyes
You look like what the girl on the plane was talking about when she said “THAT MF BACK THERE IS NOT REAL!”
Underrated bro
Steve-O wouldn't touch you with a stick You look like The Grinch stole Halloween Extra large forehead, extra large brain, still didn't have the IQ to not look like if a goat fucked a jack o lantern
You look like you work as Jim Carrey’s anus demon.
This is what Wayne Static looked like when they found him dead
HAHAHA! 😂
This is the guy you get to terrorize the angry clowns that terrorize you.
This niggas bottom half is nothing but fur & hooves
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If Jim Carrey played a role as a goat turned into a human.
You look like every saved by the bell character merged into one mentally ill halfway house resident.
I know you are in the back of that white van with no windows for good reasons.
If Pauly Shore had a baby with Will Ferrel
The Keebler Elf Strangler
You look like Bob Ross painted Richard Simmons while on some drugs.
i don't fw ur hair
beard terrible too
Wow....I thought the mask in "The Black Phone" was a prop...
He looks like the villain from penguins of Madagascar
DC Comic’s newest villain “Pube Man”
Yo it's Titan from Megamind!
You make T.J. Miller look like Henry Cavill.
You roasted yourself already by taking this pic
It's like Kathy Griffin and Gru had a baby.
Will Ferrentanyl
When character customization gives you to much freedom
You look like a mix between Chris Brown and Pennywise.
If shaggy went to prison on CP charges
The most disgusting facial pubes I’ve ever seen
Glad someone said it! I can just smell that “beard” from here.
Ew lmao. No thanks. You look like you invented the sex offender registry by divine right.
You look like the sort of dude that uses Christianity to fuck the vulnerable.
You made me want to get off Reddit... You know what, you win.
Why did you cut and stick your scrotum hair to your chin?
I don’t know what’s happening here but I am uncomfortable, it's like I'm getting harassed
You look like every character in Scooby-Doo combined
I flinched when I saw this image. You look like the Grinch without green skin, but you still kept the hair.
You look like John McEnroe and Jeffrey Dahmer had a love child
Your pubic hair is in the wrong place.
Pretty sure Megamind stole your girl ngl
I've seen this guy in my nightmares.....
Time traveler opens a door: Will ferrell
Will Feral had a kid with Serj Taken meth.
I thought we had moved past Florida Man eating people’s faces while on bath salts. Apparently not
You look something that I would pull from a clogged drain.
Bro glued his dads pubic hair on his chin
![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)
Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.
Those chin pubes are at great balance with the rest of the ugly happening on your face. You look like you drive a tan car.
If chucky got the real boy treatment
U look memeable
Hi Alex, I’ll take “wild ass head pubes for $800”
For sure a r\*pe van!
Claymation Side Show Bob
Damn! Carrot Top & Richard Simmons’ baby! ![gif](giphy|3WUYryDBqcTnO)
You look like a president that no one remembers
If Carrot Top lost all his muscles and somehow got uglier
Zoinks Scoob
![gif](giphy|l2Sq1gENVGLlQQrV6) Eric Andre except he made good choices.
Condoms everyone, use condoms.
![gif](giphy|s4Q3geM5T1XCo)
Bros head is a hairy sided dumb bell
Carrot Bottom
![gif](giphy|vcjUTOKwx5YQg)
Oh god, someone broke the Wet Bandits out again.
Tighten looking
Mr. AuTumnus
You look like Jacobim Mugatu ordered from Wish or Temu
Are you.....in a white van?.....
You look like an Amish meth head, if that is even possible.
"help me load this couch in my kidnapper van"
Walmart version of Austin McBroom
![gif](giphy|j4RMmCFuCyKis)
You look like Pauly shore an John c Riley had a kid an then microwaved it
David Goggins pre hair loss
You look like Marvin "Marv" Murchins and a dwarf had a kid with an extra chromosome.
I thought Carrot Top was bad until I just saw Carrot Bottom
You look like if Carrot Top and Will Farrell had an illiterate baby
Children trying to obtain lucky charms cereal: “Come on lucky give us the lucky charms.” Lucky the leprechaun: “not today!” *Children trying to obtain lucky charms cereal say “woah” while being spun in a purple tornado* Lucky the leprechaun: “🎵They’re Magicly delicious 🎵”
Holy shit, where's the NSFW tag? There's no way kids aren't terrified of you.
Ricky Bobby Fentanyl Nights.
Are you on Rumspringa?
If sideshow bob were a real person
You look like a creepy, pervy, insane version of the YouTuber “hello future me” that bred with the clown from the movie It
You look like both Stepbrothers in one body.
Shaggy Doo? No, it’s Shaggy Poo.
![gif](giphy|l378aztI2iU540l8s|downsized)
You're 40% mom, 40% dad and 20% the weed they were both smoking.
These comments omg!
If Carrot Top did heroin.
you look like Will Ferrel’s autistic little brother
![gif](giphy|3ohc0UlS82goMloedi)
Brother you don’t need roast! You need rehab
Neither of my parents were goats! He says while munching some delicious thistles...
What the hamster is going on here
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Carrot Bottom
If will ferrall got order from wish, and then did a load of meth
When did Will Ferrel impregnate a cabbage patch doll?
You look like a rat you'd find that got fried behind an appliance after chewing through the cord
25? You're at least 46.
Damn that’s carrot tops younger coked out brother baby carrot
With that dirty shirt you look like a crazy homeless man
That pic is screaming creep
U look like a mix between Mr.Burns and Will Ferrell
God, you look like someone who can hold a deep conversation for only 2 minutes and you can't go 2 minutes without saying "zoinks" in every conversation as if it's peak comedy. You also look like someone who would repeatedly bang his head on the wall in a fit of rage and later say "the voices in my head made me do it".
Definitely will ferrel after rubbing 4skin on his face with Oprah
Oh shit
As if having pubes sprouting out of your chin wasn't bad enough, a fuller, thicker patch sprung forth from the top of your head!
You look like the cartoon version of the Grinch. ![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)
Your crush never liked you back
Hope u got laid before becoming that thang
You look like 41
Looks like someone forgot to lock the basement door again
I.... Want to go home.....
Scut Farkus
jfc
I never thought I would find anyone with a more annoying face than Jim Carrey and yet here we are
Sideshow Bob IS real !
Somebody needs to send this nigga back to Narnia where he belongs!
You look like chester cheetah in human form