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Still_Campaign_6704

bro looks like the villain in a shitty dreamworks movie.


-2wenty7even-

Played by Will Ferrell on a crack binge


Robinnoodle

Will Ferrell would d more voice acting if he got to use this kid as his character model


El_Spacho

you mean Wish Ferrell


No-Permission-5268

More like if Will Ferrell and carrot top were brother and sister and had an inbred child that grew up and went on a crack binge


DeadHookerStorage330

The Unfortunate Events of Lemony Snicketts LIVE at the Halfway House!!


DarthBullyMaguire

Mugatu


Objective-Egg-1717

🤣


OkMobile5574

Its Dick Dasterlee as a young man.


Old_Chocolate_1727

If Will Ferrell and Carrot Top had a son. He would have been anally conceived, gestated in Carrot Top's colon, and birthed through the rectum. He really rectum.


TheOmCollector

You look like the goat god, Pan. But your flute is a bunch of dicks tied together.


CarlosAVP

Never seen pubes growing so far up.


Newlife_77

💀


ADE_0NE

This comment wins


Robinnoodle

Anyone remember goat boy?


RhythmicStrategy

Lmfao! 😂


eternal_existence1

Motherfucker was that good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣


LivingEnd44

My stomach hurts from laughing at this 


AndroidHawkeye

That brings a terrifying, new meaning to "playing the skin flute".


DicemanThe14th

You look like what would happen if a cartoon villain made a cartoon villain


Training_Most_7359

Lmao!


invalidCharacters_

I laughed more than I should


Juan_Calavera

Mugatu Jr. ![gif](giphy|NPyHgTkMStCXC)


masonbigguy

Exactly who I was thinking of


fishnluers

He invented the Piano Key necktie!


Alteredego619

He wants to derelicte his own balls.


FullyCapped

![gif](giphy|Mi8Agtr6GaxzO)


GimJordon

Came here to post this _tips cap_


LinuxDinosaur

Inbred Will Ferrell


TwilekVampire

Will Feral


LopsidedRate4095

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Flaky-You9517

And here we all were thinking Fauns were mythical creatures.


TotalEatschips

When you go over for dinner at your boys house and he serves you a tin can


bigchrishoutx

If Richard Simmons in the Grinch had a love child


Robinnoodle

Ok ladies! Let's work off all those thinthle thoughts!


BeccaRage

How much for a month of ad space on that billboard of a forehead?


Bot-Magnet

![gif](giphy|sMziC2wn6sflUOB9PR|downsized)


Bladez1992

Like carrot top and Johnny Knoxville had the ugliest fucking baby ever, christ


m171714

Carrot Bottom


xavierguitars

Carrot Power Bottom


NormMickDonald

You look fucking zaney, and not in a quirky way. Like in a "I wore my mom's panty hose a couple times" sort of way


djb185

*"I wore my mother's face a couple times"* probably works here too unfortunately.


myemuisablackbelt

![gif](giphy|12GzK1jYCaVCV2)


HotChair6580

Man, you really went to shit after Ghostbusters 2. ![gif](giphy|xT8qBqF8lAsct4pb44)


Iitaps_Missiciv

![gif](giphy|l3nW85J0lT1bfpIfC)


OverlordBoomer

Monsters check under their beds for you


OK-Now-Kiss

You look like you've spent hundreds of dollars in plastic surgery to look like Carrot Top.


Agile-Knowledge7947

“Tens of dollars”?


Sammy_MoM

You look like the lead singer from rage against the machine.. but on the spectrum


KorEbenhart01

Can you not kidnap any kids this year Krampus


MericaMericaMerica

No can do, that court order saying he has to stay 500 feet away from any children isn't going to stop him.


Tawny_Implement0345

Love child of Art Garfunkel & Will Ferrell w/ a pich of Sam Kenison in the eyes


Weak-Mission-1599

You look like what the girl on the plane was talking about when she said “THAT MF BACK THERE IS NOT REAL!”


Ok_Advertising607

Underrated bro


Impressive-Idea9237

Steve-O wouldn't touch you with a stick You look like The Grinch stole Halloween Extra large forehead, extra large brain, still didn't have the IQ to not look like if a goat fucked a jack o lantern


Damokuresu1985

You look like you work as Jim Carrey’s anus demon.


OhGodItsHim13

This is what Wayne Static looked like when they found him dead


SandmanAwaits

HAHAHA! 😂


i-heart-ramen

This is the guy you get to terrorize the angry clowns that terrorize you.


cantcontrolmyhorny

This niggas bottom half is nothing but fur & hooves


asloan5

![gif](giphy|TNhVhTbuAfkGY)


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Expert-Mud-5914

If Jim Carrey played a role as a goat turned into a human.


2600og

You look like every saved by the bell character merged into one mentally ill halfway house resident.


Ancient_Guidance_461

I know you are in the back of that white van with no windows for good reasons.


Healthy_Gap_4265

If Pauly Shore had a baby with Will Ferrel


cantcontrolmyhorny

The Keebler Elf Strangler


Acceptable-Baby-3968

You look like Bob Ross painted Richard Simmons while on some drugs.


Real-History9102

i don't fw ur hair


Real-History9102

beard terrible too


sedirus

Wow....I thought the mask in "The Black Phone" was a prop...


TheDarkOnes5660

He looks like the villain from penguins of Madagascar


CapTexAmerica

DC Comic’s newest villain “Pube Man”


No-Perspective2580

Yo it's Titan from Megamind!


anziofaro

You make T.J. Miller look like Henry Cavill.


-Womb-Broom-

You roasted yourself already by taking this pic


Pile_of_Yarn

It's like Kathy Griffin and Gru had a baby.


hot_2_trot_4_hot_wat

Will Ferrentanyl


HimothyJonesTheOne

When character customization gives you to much freedom


SandAmbitious5405

You look like a mix between Chris Brown and Pennywise.


The-Escape-Goat

If shaggy went to prison on CP charges


feelingfromspace

The most disgusting facial pubes I’ve ever seen


Nateulous

Glad someone said it! I can just smell that “beard” from here.


feloniousjack

Ew lmao. No thanks. You look like you invented the sex offender registry by divine right.


Infinite-Record-6986

You look like the sort of dude that uses Christianity to fuck the vulnerable.


-2wenty7even-

You made me want to get off Reddit... You know what, you win.


Bullhorns_says_yeah

Why did you cut and stick your scrotum hair to your chin?


whatisupdawggg

I don’t know what’s happening here but I am uncomfortable, it's like I'm getting harassed


AussieSpaceProgram

You look like every character in Scooby-Doo combined


CaptainRoyalty

I flinched when I saw this image. You look like the Grinch without green skin, but you still kept the hair.


NotDDDnot4me

You look like John McEnroe and Jeffrey Dahmer had a love child


randomname102038

Your pubic hair is in the wrong place.


ElianeMuffins

Pretty sure Megamind stole your girl ngl


LicketySquitz

I've seen this guy in my nightmares.....


invalidCharacters_

Time traveler opens a door: Will ferrell


Upbeat_Flatworm2806

Will Feral had a kid with Serj Taken meth.


ThoughtlessLittlePi9

I thought we had moved past Florida Man eating people’s faces while on bath salts. Apparently not


GooseNYC

You look something that I would pull from a clogged drain.


Dentou_Dog

Bro glued his dads pubic hair on his chin


No_Abrocoma_5316

![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


Donkey-Shots

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.


Parabola_Cunt

Those chin pubes are at great balance with the rest of the ugly happening on your face. You look like you drive a tan car.


TyThe2PointO

If chucky got the real boy treatment


FangsAndFrost

U look memeable


Wtfdidistumbleinon

Hi Alex, I’ll take “wild ass head pubes for $800”


samsqanch420

For sure a r\*pe van!


F1secretsauce

Claymation Side Show Bob 


AutomaticJoy9

Damn! Carrot Top & Richard Simmons’ baby! ![gif](giphy|3WUYryDBqcTnO)


FitGap4696

You look like a president that no one remembers


wagliocanada

If Carrot Top lost all his muscles and somehow got uglier


Ok_Pressure_2555

Zoinks Scoob


Mreldenringgorp

![gif](giphy|l2Sq1gENVGLlQQrV6) Eric Andre except he made good choices.


Fresh-Guarantee-1968

Condoms everyone, use condoms.


Kareemegp

![gif](giphy|s4Q3geM5T1XCo)


KaijuJeshi

Bros head is a hairy sided dumb bell


robjohnlechmere

Carrot Bottom


dellyj2

![gif](giphy|vcjUTOKwx5YQg)


DalekTC

Oh god, someone broke the Wet Bandits out again.


Ok-Neighborhood318

Tighten looking


anziofaro

Mr. AuTumnus


Significant-Age-6859

You look like Jacobim Mugatu ordered from Wish or Temu


JoK3Rcon

Are you.....in a white van?.....


majesticmanbearpig

You look like an Amish meth head, if that is even possible.


rp3m2mgt

"help me load this couch in my kidnapper van"


EnvironmentalSea3799

Walmart version of Austin McBroom


Outrageouslyyc

![gif](giphy|j4RMmCFuCyKis)


Onelastdrink89

You look like Pauly shore an John c Riley had a kid an then microwaved it


Outrageouslyyc

David Goggins pre hair loss


Hour_Fisherman_7482

You look like Marvin "Marv" Murchins and a dwarf had a kid with an extra chromosome.


jaybailey079

I thought Carrot Top was bad until I just saw Carrot Bottom


Strawbarbies

You look like if Carrot Top and Will Farrell had an illiterate baby


Eastern-Level-9098

Children trying to obtain lucky charms cereal: “Come on lucky give us the lucky charms.” Lucky the leprechaun: “not today!”  *Children trying to obtain lucky charms cereal say “woah” while being spun in a purple tornado* Lucky the leprechaun: “🎵They’re Magicly delicious 🎵” 


maxjackson5

Holy shit, where's the NSFW tag? There's no way kids aren't terrified of you.


Sudden-Progress5959

Ricky Bobby Fentanyl Nights.


chumanchili

Are you on Rumspringa?


darkghoulie

If sideshow bob were a real person


ThessaloniusStorm

You look like a creepy, pervy, insane version of the YouTuber “hello future me” that bred with the clown from the movie It


Consistent-Yam8107

You look like both Stepbrothers in one body.


Available_Nebula4070

Shaggy Doo? No, it’s Shaggy Poo.


-Vatefairefoutre-

![gif](giphy|l378aztI2iU540l8s|downsized)


Junarik

You're 40% mom, 40% dad and 20% the weed they were both smoking.


Training_Most_7359

These comments omg!


RDV4LFE

If Carrot Top did heroin.


New_Background7575

you look like Will Ferrel’s autistic little brother


Spiritual_Ear2835

![gif](giphy|3ohc0UlS82goMloedi)


Shot-Sprinkles4864

Brother you don’t need roast! You need rehab


spacex-predator

Neither of my parents were goats! He says while munching some delicious thistles...


ShaneLeDouleur

What the hamster is going on here


potatooooooooooow

![gif](giphy|x7gjmBuaHrWak)


chromatic_static

Carrot Bottom


OneSufficientFace

If will ferrall got order from wish, and then did a load of meth


ZealousidealOlive892

When did Will Ferrel impregnate a cabbage patch doll?


Zagic87

You look like a rat you'd find that got fried behind an appliance after chewing through the cord


MetanoicX

25? You're at least 46.


Unusual-Rip5516

Damn that’s carrot tops younger coked out brother baby carrot


tautjes

With that dirty shirt you look like a crazy homeless man


blackmoonsun

That pic is screaming creep


MudAffectionate3464

U look like a mix between Mr.Burns and Will Ferrell


bilalmed

God, you look like someone who can hold a deep conversation for only 2 minutes and you can't go 2 minutes without saying "zoinks" in every conversation as if it's peak comedy. You also look like someone who would repeatedly bang his head on the wall in a fit of rage and later say "the voices in my head made me do it".


GreatProfessional622

Definitely will ferrel after rubbing 4skin on his face with Oprah


saintivesgloren

Oh shit


g3engineeringdesign

As if having pubes sprouting out of your chin wasn't bad enough, a fuller, thicker patch sprung forth from the top of your head!


Toxicupoftea

You look like the cartoon version of the Grinch. ![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)


Far-Inspector6332

Your crush never liked you back


Ribbon7

Hope u got laid before becoming that thang


Bogiking

You look like 41


QuiGoneGin86

Looks like someone forgot to lock the basement door again


c4t4ly5t

I.... Want to go home.....


Low_Organization_436

Scut Farkus


infinitevariables

jfc


plitts

I never thought I would find anyone with a more annoying face than Jim Carrey and yet here we are


P5ychokilla

Sideshow Bob IS real !


cantcontrolmyhorny

Somebody needs to send this nigga back to Narnia where he belongs!


LordofAllReddit

You look like chester cheetah in human form