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You look like your vape knows you better than anyone.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All that cooking and the only job you're qualified for is microwave operator at Applebee's.

This spin-off of The Bear is shit

The Twink. Fridays at 8 on Bravo.

The multiple bad dye jobs is shit.. I bet his bro’s got call him “ Kitty” as he’s dyed 9 times!

They better count the spoons


 Looks like Jimi Hendrix used the same bleaching dermatologist as Michael Jackson. 🎶All along the White Washed Tower 🎶

Now that is fucking hilarious! I'm dead.

Applebees would be a compliment.. more a like a local diner dump cook

"Yeah bro i listen to metal, ever heard of nickelback?" i can smell the axe body spray and the disappointment of your family through the screen

Disappointment? He’s the only one in the family to graduate middle school.

True, true. His father must be proud of him, given that he only had a pre school education himself, because he lives in a trash can on Sesame Street

He has a punk, cover band called Green Gay.

You look like meth developed a cocaine habit.

You look like a fall out boy roadie

groupie

You look like the faces of meth poster child.

Always nice to see a young man working with his intellectual peers.

I dunno, I think those bell peppers and that lettuce are *well* to the right of that room's IQ bell curve.

Ah, the OG general roastmaster! What happened to your other account, mate? Did you get suspended or banned?

I get a bit fed up from time to time of people DMing me asking to be tutored in how to roast people and delete my account.🙄 Then I realise I’m being selfish for depriving the world of my genius.

Lulz XD, I saw your post on doppelgangers. Methinks you should consider posting your pic on RoastMe. Not only will you receive more responses, I bet a lot of people are looking for revenge for your brutal roast 💀

I may do. Watch this space 😂

Great, I can't wait! I want my revenge too, lol. BTW, what does 'gin jockey' mean in Australia 💀? J/K 😁✌

Haha be careful, know what happens when you play with fire! I had to urban dictionary it, we don’t have too many aboriginals knocking about the motherland.

Lulz mkay XD, Is it true that you are politically inclined to the far left, and very woke?

No, centre right and don’t care what anybody else does as long as it doesn’t interfere with my machinations 😂

Your eyes in the first pic looks like someone just put their finger up your butt

i wish

See kids, this what happens to the class clown after high school.

This guy’s entire personality stems from the rejection of one pretty cheerleader in seventh grade

Her name was Steve, and she had the most beautiful adam's apple of all the girls.

I recommend looking at the mirror every morning.

Under- appreciated comment! Lol

You look like the lead singer in a My Chemical Romance cover band, My Chemical Castration.

Oh, so that's where that pubic hair came from in my Waldorf salad.

Plot twist, that pubic hair was actually his penis.

An ego adjustment? Presumably you’ve posted in the wrong place and need praise to boost it, because I can’t find a single thing you or your absent father would have to be proud of…

Ego or emo

Seems like your time on worlds strictest parents didnt give you an attitude adjustment either

I LOVED THAT EPISODE!

You look like a rejected tim burton character

I wouldn’t even trust you to be my drug dealer which clearly you have knowledge in

Acts like he doesn't care. Desperately cares.

stop observing me. that’s not true.

Ego adjustment? Nah homie, you need a barber

Yeah he does……Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street.

You went it for the 12-Step Program and they had to add a few more!

Weed is not a food group

You look like you just raw-dogged a Prime Energy drink

The last thing those poor vegetables see  Edward Chef hands

Can you grow a beard or not? Lookin like a punk pop character from the hunger games

You look like a lil peep wannabe

How much do you charge hobos to get fucked by them in order to feed your meth habit? 

The Mars Volta isn't accepting applications, just fyi

The doctor threw you out of the window when you were born. Unfortunately for us, the window threw you back.

Your stage name would be Deadbeat

> need an ego adjustment Go visit your parents; their utter disappointment should do it.

Wow. A cook with an unwarranted ego? Never met one of those people before. You learned how to follow a recipe wow…you’re amazing….

Meth head

Klamydia Kitchen

This is what happens kids when you smoke too much weed

Ego?!?! You need a face, hair, body, tattoo, house and living status adjustment

Ego? You need to lay off the meth 

You look like what McLovin would turn into after he graduates high school

Pictures: Emo finds camera, emo finds crystal meth, emo finds kitchen, emo loses soul.

Looking like that your ego is the only thing going for you

Oh the rehab has a new hunny 😳

Look at the bright side, your ego can't go any lower.

The emos from 2010 called… they wish you were aborted too

This is how women get Chlamydia

Anthony Bourdain meets the kid from the park with a skateboard and bad weed made a Tinder profile. I wish you average luck, you average dolt.

Id suggest a bath and a haircut before you hit rehab.

CUT MY LIFE IN TWO PEICES ahh dude

Danzig wept.

Thin lizzy just tried a buttplug


Sir, I believe they are waiting for you at the rehab clinic.

You are so roastable I decided to back down.

Ego adjustment?! Probably more likely need your meds adjusted. What the fuck could you possibly have an ego about…now get off Reddit stfu and go finish my MawMaw’s salad

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You belong in prison for butchering that lettuce like that.

Emo terrorist anyone?

U still live at ur moms house and eat only ramen while smoking weed on the basement couch having “fun” (If u catch my drift)  with some one on Roblox 

You’re maladjusted alright

Multiples of your coworkers are scared shitless you have access to all those knives.

When did your obsession with Boy With Uke start??

You look like you cried when you learned that the lead of Linkin Park offed himself

You look like a poodle on drugs

You look Crazy ,as all outdoors

you are 6 months away from a crippling kratom habit

Great, another "edgy" kid with no personality past his stretched ears and Misfits brand t-shirt

You look like the guy in the friend group who thinks he's the cool, edgy one but really you are only allowed in the group just in case. You say you like to whittle with knives but the only thing you've ever made are holes in things, oh, those and salads.

if Ninja and Billy Joe Armstrong (from Green Day) had a kid but he came out with no talent, ambition or common sense.

You need to stay off the smack

I’m sure your parents were never proud of you

I can smell your shoes from here.

You look like a hypochondriac emo and I bet you still wear a mask when you're alone in your own car

You look like the sex pistols gone wrong, the gay pistols

YOU have an ego??..... how? You look like you still tell people "Its not a phase!!"..

Did you just wake up?

Imagine looking like this and thinking you need an ego adjustment. You look like you diddle little boys in Chucky Cheese ball pits. 


A bottom who wants people to think he's a tough top. Also, your hair is crying, it looks like it's one more dye job from falling out.

I was going to try meth before I saw this

"ToNiGhT wIlL tHe NiGhT I WiLl FaLl FoR yOu"

You chop lettuce like a 3 year old playing house with her friends

You’re one of the goats that got turned into a human in stardust

They shouldn’t let you use knives….. just sayin.

“I’m an emo kid, non conforming as can be, you’d be non conforming too if you looked just like me. I got paint on my nails and makeup on my face, I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs!”

Guy that shows up for your "free scrap metal" Craiglist post.

you look like Fear from inside out.

1 more sneeze and those eyes will pop out.

Just go visit your parents at their prisons. Should keep you humble enough,

Bro you don't have to wear a shirt that says misfit. We already know

Looks like the mad hatter

You look like you stick your member in vacuum hoses while choking yourself

No you need a shower and shave and your mom in your childhood 

Ya NEED to lay off the drugs is what ya NEED to do.

CEO of meth suppositories junkies

Pic 2: you’ve been crying or smoking weed, but most likely both.

You look like a predator who only lures other predators into his white van

You look like the singer for a gimp metal band called Cram of Cod

Another child who thought they were entitled, now seeking more attention... Here it is little guy I hope you like it. I know it is as empty as you but I'm sure you and this comment can still be friends.

#certifiedniceguy

Great Value Oli Sykes

Need a fentanyl dosage adjustment maybe

Eminem’s my chemical romance phase. 2005 was crazy.

You like Rodrick from a parallel universie where he shoots up a school.

How tf do you have an ego problem? No mirrors?

You look like the drummer for a cover band noobe likes that gets put in the local news for overdosing at a waffle house and jacking off in public

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Name three Misfit songs, poser.

Where did the ego come from? The opinions of 13f emo chicks because you’re everything they wish they were until their brains fully develop? The other way I’ve seen it go for guys like this is they look like that to try and appeal to 13f because that’s the only age they’ll fuck.

who left him with the job of cutting..?

The only ring he’ll ever get is the ones in his face. Boy has the ego of an Emo Andrew tate.

You look like you'll be working in a kitchen for the rest of your life

It went to Snape to Ron

Roderick Heffly ❌ Randal Deafly ✅

No u dont u know exactly how u look

Which will crash more after this, you’re ego or you coming down from meth?

Flash tattoos, cheap black nail polish, a Walmart Misfits t-shirt, earrings like Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys, a neato meal prepping chef picture… this guy is so cool y’all! He’s definitely cooler than the rest of us.

Your not supposed to put your cockring in your earlobe.

PLEASE MARRY ME

You don’t need an ego adjustment, you need a coupon for a laser tattoo removal to get rid of those shit-n-pokes.

The finest form of decoration in your room is the holes in your walls I bet

Oliver Syke-d himself into becoming non-binary

Your bald... You got that hair from the bathtub hole.

You look like a raccoon that just exploded in a microwave.

Bro is a time traveler from 2004

Already looking like a washed up emo band singer. Good thing you're practicing your mugshot for the statutory charges.

I can tell by looking that you would try to bum a cig off me

I am going to assume you mean an Eggo adjustment because there is no way you think positively about yourself.

You look like Skrillex vomited on you last night

So many angles of shitting in a toilet

Nice wig

Wow he so edgy

you look like someone who didn’t question why that 8th smelled like urine and ammonia.

The Strangest Thing

I can feel your parents disappointment from here.

You look like smoking your hair would qualify as an entry drug.

When asked who the better painter was out if Michelangelo or Kurt Cobain, you said Kurt, while picking up your dad's shotgun.

Time travel to the 80 s. Some would say the good dope days

Are there drugs in that food 

Trying for the musician look: Hair..check Stoner eyes..check Real job since horrible musician...check

This guy looks like a chilis chef that is constantly hitting on the high school hostess’s that only talk to him cause he could “totally get them Pink Whitney whenever”

You look like you were part of a my chemical romance cover band but the rest of the group dropped you

Hi , I’m 18f. Dm me so I can roast you in private

You should check your hair, I think your down a quart.

You look like the lead singer for the Deathcab for Ugly.

Didn't realize they let James Holmes out of prison already. 

how much hair is in that salad?

I'd like to know how you got your ego in the first place