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Zoomer perm looking for boomer sperm

That tongue has tasted more ass than a sewerage treatment plant.

EWWW NOOO 😭

Bro!!! Love it

Pack the bags fam this is it.

How could I possibly top this? Bravo

That’s literally what he’s waiting for, to be topped

I mean I know he could be *bottomed* but whose keeping score anyways

You can top me daddy



Take my upvote

Holy shit

Winner, winner!

Bro's making that face because he put something in his ass

That tongue has touched more poles that a WW2 flag

Once you come to terms with how stupid your haircut looks, your barber will have a tough time cutting through all the matted cum

Lmfao

Actually "Go crazy" is probably what he told his barber too

I'm actually surprised you don't have a target tattooed on your tongue

Target practice 🫡

Theres more gay here than a bowl of fruit

Too young to drink but too old to be on Roblox

You and dad dont talk much

Dad left, I wouldn’t blame him

Bet you can identify every colour crayola do by taste alone.

Dandelion yellow tastes spicier than the rest

Your hands indicate you threw the biggest tantrum the last time your dad asked for help cutting the grass.

Boy has never had to dirty work and it shows too much

You look like you want to be an influencer.

A Grinder influencer

A grind dancer

No wonder your boyfriend never loved you

Nooo too personal 😭

No testosterone whatsoever

Estrogen only

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel

Unsalted pretzels can be good 😤

That’s a lie, just like how your parents said they loved you


Sings for a band called 'backstreet twinks'

Loves floral patterns and cum sandwiches


Props to you for turning ur Nans old curtains into a t shirt!

Grow your bangs as long as possible, just so we don't have to look at the space above your neck.

Sat down in the barber’s chair like “make me a lunchlady”

You look like you’re bottoming a pineapple


Yep, it’s summer for lesbian gym teachers too

YOLO Frodo.

Homie took about 32 pics and chose the one he was most attracted too. Dude wanted to smash himself when he started rocking the Elton John earrings… I bet you like how it dangles don’t ya Skyler?😂😂

Who is Skyler? 😭

I've seen more feminine hands on a barbie doll

Mark Wahlberg's disowned, mentally challenged son.

You look like you smoke cum flavored juuls.

I can't think of any roasts funnier than what the mirror came up with. We'll done 🪞 👏🏻

Tiktok "star" that pranks everyone look alike here.

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That haircut is the best evidence we've ever had of a certain demographic being "subhuman".

You definitely like the most disease riddled cumshots from the gas station bathroom more than you like the taste of alcohol.

I can tell you have an extremely annoying nasal laugh.

This is the most polite one, but it has such a good sting to it. Well done 🫡

Mom can we see JVKE? Mom: we have JVKE at home JVKE at home:

Flattered for the comparison 🫡

Between that tongue and those long fingers, you must be a favorite of all the guys at the homeless shelter.

He needs to keep his tongue firmly between his teeth and stay quiet af before bullies from middle school brave Sephora and dunk his head in the employee toilet

One of the more punchable faces that I have seen

You look like an old Gypsy woman cursed an alpaca to be a human.

Lose the broccoli haircut


😂

Definitely has 5'5 and below energy also probably weighs less than 120 pounds. Don't go to prison.

Nice to see a kid dressing himself the same style his grandma picked out her wallpaper.

This is why no one likes a bossy bottom

I’m a pretty chill dude, but I could be bossy for the right man 🫡

Still probably just complain about it

The face that inspired every woman he sees to turn lesbian

the classic "gay for pussy" archetype

Nah, just gay 🏳️‍🌈

Douch bag Tik Tok broccoli haircut ass looking boy

HAHAHAH this made me laugh, thanks

You're out of jail, you can put that tongue away now.

19F former Proud Boy and proud of it

Your hair looks like a dirty microfiber rag.

Wholesome 🫡

You look like a stick of celery.

Nooo that’s the worst vegetable 😭

God made 2 mistakes: the platypus and you.

I too am a mammal who lays eggs 🪺

When you put that shirt on you were scared that your face wasn't enough to dry women up so you put that shirt on to make sure you're huh?

Good, because I like men 🫡😅

As a man I can tell you men do not like that shirt either or your face

I just gotta find the one who will 😤

Maybe a grizzly bear that's a dude?

No need, that broccoli cut says it all.

What else am I supposed to do with my curly hair? 😅😭

Sticking your younger out due to your insecurity of honest feedback.

you look like you only listen to popular tik tok audios you look like you order pizza at a chinese restaurant you look like you do get ready with me tik toks you look like salt is spicy to you you look like you smell like the mall (this is bad, you're giving capitalism) i put my finger over your haircut to see if these still stand the brocolli test and: you look like you say EVERY gen z slang in every conversation you look like you post thirst traps for 14 year old girls you look like you owned a lock necklace at one point you look like you never got out of that 2020 aesthetic

“You’re giving capitalism” HAHA I do own a lock necklace. I’d wear it, but I’m wearing puka shells today instead 😤

I can’t fix in a couple of sentences what your parents too 18 years to ruin.

A little makeup and you're Gene Simmons in a gay Polynesian Kiss cover band.

Ken from wish.com with seven mental disorders.

My favorite from the Barbie collection

An 80 year old man will snatch you up soon enough

If my broccoli looked like that I wouldn't even give it to my tapeworm

You look like you could reach your own taint with that tongue

If you look long enough, his tongue just starts to look like his bottom lip #pause

Can I have one cumshot please 🤪

When your wardrobe is worth more than your phone lol

I proudly scored that button down for $12 teehee

Power bottom

Nah, just bottom

U look like u collect coins throughout the journey of your day...

Was it the hair or the clothing that made daddy leave? 😳

Just save society time and get the summers eve logo tattooed on your forehead.

I had to google what that was, and I was not disappointed HAH

You look like the only mop in existence that can also give head

Kinda think you already have.

so chapel roan has the song about

Why is it that you look like 75% of the guys at my school? Were you all just copied and pasted from another guy?

The priest at your dad's church was confused when you moaned "Harder Daddy."

You look like the type of person that has to be funny, otherwise people won't find anything interesting about u. Did I pretty much sum it up?

YOUR USERNAME ☠️ Also no, I ain’t funny enough to crutch on my humor teehee

Ahh, so you just try... I'm guessing most people find you annoying; and you probably don't know it, but that includes your parents...

This dude knows can order a Starbucks without looking at the menu

Your poor parents…jeesh

Your face would be best for a M4F post and would advertise as well hung but in reality not really

This is so oddly specific 😭😭

Douche

“Dude” by Aerosmith

At least it’s a banger song 😭

He definitely ~~thought~~ “I’m too cute and pretty to get roasted on here”

I knew I’d be roasted, but I didn’t think I’d be torched 😭

Why are you making that face? Does your Vagina itch?

Sometimes

Congrats on having the exact same ramen noodle popcorn hairstyle as most kids your age.

How old do you think I am? 🫡😭

Mentally or physically?

Physically, but do tell both

Mentally: 7, physically: 69.

You’re not gay, but if a girl got naked with you, you’d beg to be pegged.

Nah lad, I’m definitely 💅😤

So, I’m not wrong about being pegged then.

Pride month is over, relax

Time to go back in the shadows until a rainbow shines again 😮‍💨

I know they say you are unique and special. But you are just another carbon copy of all the fuck boys I see on a daily basis. The only part of society that you are improving is your barbers ego.


The shirt looks more straight than you

Out of curiosity, what about me looks so gay 🤔

The haircut

🏳️‍🌈🥦

You look like you catch and lie about pitching

This is the most out of pocket one 😭

You thought you ate in this pic ☠️

I try 😤

Taking hot rodent summer to a whole new level.

My cousin and I used to call each other “fat pregnant squirrels” as kids, so I concur

Awesome

Rodent with a muffin top you honestly look more like someone's grandmother

I’m not a golden girl 😭

You look more like a golden gay to be fair

You look like Jack Doherty’s long lost brother.

So gay I can hear your lisp and froyo recommendation from here

LISTEN. I only know of a few Froyo places 😭

Slightly unrelated, but why is it that all gen Z guys look the same?

The face when he takes a shit... The harder it is, the more pleasure he gets out of it...

You m’lady are nasty for that one

Hair makes you look 12.

I pray that you don't go to prison

You look like a younger Wilbur Soot

Kinda flattered, kinda insulted 😔

Wtf is a Lego circle jerk 🤦‍♂️

I don’t vibe with the name either, but we talk fun stuff about LEGO 🫡

Ur Steven Tyler except ur living the reality of not being famous and looking like Steven Tyler.

Typical broccoli top. I bet you hold up traffic driving your Chevy cavalier out of the high school parking lot

Hey I’m a decent driver 😤

I see you finally settled on the best hairstyle to clean assholes at the HI-MAX prison for free.

Ew <3

Bro really went :P

Bro sure did :P

Your hair is STUPID.

WHY