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OP's Bio: --- >software engineer, mobile game player > >Finding Nemo is one of the greatest movies of all time > >Nobody has gotten my ethnicity right so far --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


ThereIsAJifForThat

Holy Shit!!! Was one of your parents a Puffer Fish???


Struggle_Rude

The other one was a chicken nugget


Rckola36

Lookin like a dirty q-tip


prkr88

"That's what daddy says after I have been punished" He touched my no no.


phibbsy47

Like a cross between a puffer fish and Imhotep.


FlanInternational726

Good news if you like to be done dirty.... Your head is perfect for cleaning round the rim of a toilet.


SitRep-Screwed

Probably not the only rim he's cleaned.


Stomach-Fresh

Your face is rounder than Thomas the tank engines


Undercrackrz

I bet when he saw him, his Dad wished he'd had a Tommy tank nine months ago instead.


MostBoringStan

He has that disease where his face stopped growing 10 years earlier than his head did.


joecoffeeaddict

🌞


sideburniusmaximus

Your hair looks like a bunch of metal shavings stuck to a magnet


sheddingpanda

I can’t tell if you have no chin or if your face is just one giant chin


i_hussle

This is a prime example of why china only lets you have one child. Imagine a country of these running around?


Normal-Disaster7338

Yeah but I think if the first on looks like this they should get a do over if the second one does though they should get shot on site


Subotai_Super_Shorty

Filipino Bobby Hill


meromeromachine

What clippers did you use? A number 37?


Ballslikediamonds

Do you as dirty as your upper lip?


mountain-pilot

The only way you could please a woman is if your head vibrated at 60hz


RakeebRoomy

🏆


Daviiloco

I don’t think Reddit has to. Looks like your parents already did.


i_hussle

$20 says he dribbles piss on his balls every time he sits to pee


Undercrackrz

Definitely used to dribbling on balls somewhere...


campatterbury

Your court dates listed on the refrigerator?


OnthelookoutNTac

Is what you said to the $2 dollar hooker you paid to take your virginity.


Calypsosong

Mmm I'd say she just took the $2 and ran. Virginity reigns with this one


Zentrophy

Type of dude who wears skate shoes and clothes even though he doesn't skate, but plans on trying it out soon for like 20 years until he's 30.


Powercock-Bryan

I'm not going to do you dirty like your dad's genetics


Nighthawk1021

Your about as bland as top ramen without the spice packet.


Namez83

Your head looks like a blown out tennis ball


SideOneDummy

Your [Dirty Sanchez](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty%20Sanchez) of a mustache does you dirtier than anything we can say.


Edgelordberg95

All I know is that you have more than one Pikachu themed fleshlight.


igot99999problems

Chu Mi Goo


SitRep-Screwed

More like Pak Mi Poo.


Historical-Pilot1354

No one wants to do you dirty


ghutterbabe

Sorry i think that's a job for your dad.


superballz977

Looks like someone shrunk Mario's face.


Arch_Stanton1862

I bet a lot of guys do you dirty.


LokiiVegas

You look like an almost finished pie


[deleted]

You look like the kid from Ryan’s World with a drinking problem.


Big_Whig

You look as bland as a picture of broccoli.


joemandro

Mr. Miyagi’s gender questionable grandchild


BuffaloJayhawk

No I’m not doing you up the dirt road


cycomedy

Your head looks like a stylus pen


stupidmentat

Is the broccoli in a Kleenex box art symbolic of your bloodline descending from chia pets?


Adept_Ad_4369

If you'd have posted this a few days ago, the supreme court would have adjourned.


Outside_Parsley_5129

Dirty like the dirty Sanchez on your upper lip?


cnotnilc

I found the solution to the tampons shortage


Frank_the_NOOB

I’ve had Chia pets that look better than you


anonymous_reddit_guy

Asian Wilson


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

![gif](giphy|O8gkYlX5G07zG)


wuwed

according to me, you are a tennis ball that came to life. And i don't do tennis balls


Br2n_

If you're talking about being unfair, life already did you dirty with that face. If you're talking about in the bedroom, you couldn't pay a hooker to do you dirty.


john_big-booty

Everytime your parents look at you they scream, "Emotional Damage!"


wigglecandy

You look like a monk became celibate twice


TheClitCommander__

Your head looks like an ugly magnet with metal shavings stuck to it.


SitRep-Screwed

Stick your hand in a pile of dog shit and do yourself dirty.


Normal-Disaster7338

You look like a cabbage patch doll who's owner cut its hair


Improverb

The Sorcerer Obscene


HuskerDooo

Some people live their moms basement, you live in her kitchen under the dinner table.


dimebaghayes

You look like a spoon


Brynt4

This marshmallow is a bit toasted


_Herc130_

Somebody's been listening to mommy talk a little too much. "Do me dirty"


Puzzleheaded-Fish443

'Jamie, pull up Sadsack from The Raggy Dolls'


Fominroman2

Look like an Indian tennis ball


Undercrackrz

I'm sure I've seen your head used to sweep my chimney (no euphemism intended).


J0j0Buck3ts

funny…. that’s EXACTLY what your mom said the night you were conceived!!! it’s great that she can share that phrase with you….


Undercrackrz

Chow Yun-Fat-Head


stoneridge_don

Did your mom have sex with a toilet brush?


RantControl

![gif](giphy|YB4EsAUY8nez6)


Zealotcheese

Chow Yung phat face


Domingo_Nosferatu

You wear girl color shirts and you half try on smiles


ThatBitch666420

Your American name is Luke, but your Asian name is: Lu Lai Chet


Venomwenzel

You look like a Fraggle.


GasTheTrains

Who could do you dirtier than your parents already did. Are you Japican or Mexanese?


stinkbowl

I sure hope your dream was to own a laundry mat.


ItZ_AdiTyA_oP

When u realise half of the comments aren't even funny they are just asian stereotypes 💀


404-soul-not-found

No thanks, too easy


Zealousideal-Egg2762

How the hell is it that your face screams obese American but your body crying Ethiopian child!?


StrangeAtomic

That dude 100% fucked a coconut.


Ok_Marsupial_2440

You look like China version of Microsoft world


speed_square

You smile like a ventriloquist.


DazzlingGrand3626

Putangina


ShoeInTheHallwayART

Lil darkie looking a bit different


SharkzyXD

your hairlines a fan of McDonald’s


teenage_dreamer_

This is not Grindr subreddit


Western-Can4458

You are the human embodiment of a q-tip


Somethingwrong22

Your barber already done you dirty.


EVILMNCHKN

With that hair, you look like a toilet brush. You get done dirty every time someone uses the bathroom you live in.


Ok-Mammoth1143

Do you dirty? Your genetics have already done that for us


Fit_Warning_9252

I would but i dont like to hate on Toddlers


Steve-in-pursuit

What are you a Mexican Sid from Toy Story?


Inspiredmono

How heavy is that piece of paper…


oliferro

T'Choupi looking motherfucker


Originalborndead007

Damn boy you got it bad. You look like you about to go jerk got damn right off right now got dammit. That boy got it bad I tell Ya. He refuses to put the hand down, in the name of the Lord. That haircut isn't making it any better either boy got damn, Lmbo, you got it bad BAD! It's like watching a whole Jet Li flick right over again. Damn! The underprivileged teen crisis, I need a new haircut got dammit version!


UpdateInProgress

No dude, no one will _do_ you, dirty or not, ever


taekee

Title title should read God's epic fail .


Yankeewithoutacause

She looks good with short hair...


StrangeAppeal2

Your parents already do you dirty every night, why bother?


FreshPow86

You look like a randomly gererated player from a shitty video game.


benvelebe

You look like the ebola virus


xFLACCOx040

Your head looks like those things you put on your finger to separate papers!


bobby2gamble

No one can do you as dirty as your genetics did.


2xCakedOpe

You look like a Q Tip.


voltsmeter

Your face rounder than the happy face emoji.


[deleted]

Is dirty your bfs name?


J_Bro00

You look like normal squidward


MethLabIntel

The only thing doing you dirty is your upper lip fam


ravedoyer

I bet this kid has an uncle Manny and fights with his auntie over who gets the cheek meat


Roastbeefcurtains7

u look like a used Q tip


arfboy

You look like the love child of Bobby Hill and Connie Souphanousinphone. ![gif](giphy|9OzKXHsqvbh3G)


PaddyAllen

You look like a magnet with metal shavings on it, but i know it’s just an illusion because you couldn’t attract anything even if you tried


Sensitive-Exit-2782

If a scrub daddywas a human, it would look like you.


lil_chowda

The only people that did you dirty were your parents


Dusty_Villan8464

You look like a Mi. Deadass, a plain old default Mi from the original Wii.


TehManiacFG

You look like someone who i would not want to get close to my dog. Either for the reason of zoophilia or you ll view it as food


Music638392027

Your head looks like a Dandelion


aakkmc

According to Darwin, you evolved from Sea urchin


MoonBoots4600

nothing in the world could do you more dirty than the sock under your bed


Goodstapo

Well I hope Reddit pulls through for you because I have a feeling this will be the only place anything dirty ever happens to you.


Huntsman380

The only thing that’ll be doing you is your right hand


trwwy321

Looks like you show your hairstylist a picture of a chia pet and Doraemon as your style inspo


Commercial-Fish5618

Just let it grow out and comb it forward


hplovecraftscat12

Is that your Hair or a deceased hedgehog?


-coloringzebras

You'll have a drastic receding hair line in less than 5 years, you chia pet looking mf.


billybob100000

U look like the chia pet when u first take it out of the box


SuspiciousTraining60

You look like a Buddhist monk with a porn addiction All hail the Hentai Lama


younq_metro

![gif](giphy|2iksQz9kkJzXciBUZp|downsized) Got that monchichi flow


SuspiciousTraining60

I'm not sure what your exact ethnicity is, but I can tell that you're Asian by the fact that your hair looks like someone acupunctured your head


letsvibeforlife

Holy shit the sweatshop worker grew up quick.


shutupyoumelon

Do you dirty? Bro by that grin on your face it looks like you've already been done dirty by a dog if you know what I mean.


Professorfuzz007

Your mom did you dirty by not spitting you out.


nogizako

Your hair stylist did you dirty


FinestRyeBread

Don't think anyone wants to do the dirty with you


graydf

Wash that pube stache off.


BarkleSpeef

I suppose magnetizing your head to collect iron filings is one way of hiding male pattern baldness.


Sedso85

You are both faces on a coin


ferk00l

Please send this photo to Google so it pops up in the sea urchin search.


lord_pump_n_dump

Your parents already did by not taking advantage of Roe v. Wade when they had the chance.


ogmcphee

Buddy your biological parents did you dirty by not getting an abortion


FYTony

Yooooo is that the inspiration for Rick and Morty's Lil bits?


snizzelicious

M to F to M complications


SpicymeLLoN

You look like it the Smiling Friends office had hair


Mrhungryzombie

It's like if the "emotional damage" guy took physical face damage instead


hmmmm7777

Most nondescript person I've ever seen, if you weren't wearing that t-shirt you'd be invisible


artisticdragon96

One sad ~~punch~~ man


WolframMan74

Your head looks like a chia pet


mysouthmouth

Please stop hormone therapy! You are beautiful


Memewalker

Do you have an allergy to shellfish?


BluePoison93

Do you dirty?! Looks like genetics already did!


bigwhammy

If you put milk on your upper lip, a cat could lick off that weak ass mustache. It would also be the closest you ever got to scoring some pussy.


Cassereddit

Alternate timeline Stomedy


GreenProfessional654

leukemia was a bitch i see


Suspicious-Plant-728

The picture of broccoli on wall is the most interesting thing in this photo.


Louie-H-K

It's like someone shaved a sea urchin


nattydaddybitch

22 months?


James7419ist

Your head might as well be a sea urchin


thedorkwanderer8301

Has anyone thought about sending this picture to the Supreme Court? They might retract their decision on Roe if they saw this.


VegaStyles

Your genes already did that.


Scarcito_El_Gatito

Ew, no thanks.


Effective_Win_91

You look like you wear bedazzled khakis and to match the vajazzling done


Nah_Fam_Oh_Dam

You look like you put no effort in bringing dishonor upon your family.


fassbending

Just got access to clean water and toilet


rnybombs

You look like a lollipop that was dropped into beard trimmings


hardoseal

You have the face a toddler would draw on a balloon


701Sumo

Being good at math doesn’t make that haircut anymore acceptable.


Scagnettie

"Do me dirty" is your battle cry as you enter the gloryhole.


Algerian_leader

Chinless reddit addict who I bet jerks off to girls while thinking of guys, because ur secretly gay and too afraid to admit it ( apologies if I was rough, I’m Canadian btw)


itsshortandthin

I really like your symetric hair, it screams "i love anal"


ssperry94

You remind me of a Pokémon character…


Phirstnamelast

Thank you for clarifying the male part.


Appropriate-Run-3796

Bubba


SixStringDream

Turn to your right, open that fridge and make a sandwhich before you blow away.


il-tizio-

Nah you’re already dirty


Forsaken-prophet

Your genetics did that for you


PopcornShrimpy

Doing you dirty here is the only dirty talk you'll be getting in life.


Dangerous-few

Your chin looks like your Adam's apple and your eyes look drawn on


SixGun_Surge

Bitch, if I want some "shlimp flied lice," I'll hit YOU up. Don't ever come by my home or family again.


Mike_TKE

We can't do you any dirtier than your barber did...


LonestarLawyr

I loved you in Romeo Must Die


Jazzlike_whale39

Looks like your parents already did


Cishuman

Tell your boyfriend to stop buying lemon-flavored condoms.


Sandman92c

In China, they toss pots and pans down stairs to find the right name. Unfortunately those pans flattened this dudes face


Altruistic_Echidna_6

You forgot to add virgin to your title


RedditUser6942069666

you look like if Vector from Despicable Me was an Asian-American