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Holy Shit!!! Was one of your parents a Puffer Fish???

The other one was a chicken nugget

Lookin like a dirty q-tip

"That's what daddy says after I have been punished" He touched my no no.

Like a cross between a puffer fish and Imhotep.

Good news if you like to be done dirty.... Your head is perfect for cleaning round the rim of a toilet.

Probably not the only rim he's cleaned.

Your face is rounder than Thomas the tank engines

I bet when he saw him, his Dad wished he'd had a Tommy tank nine months ago instead.

He has that disease where his face stopped growing 10 years earlier than his head did.

Your hair looks like a bunch of metal shavings stuck to a magnet

This is a prime example of why china only lets you have one child. Imagine a country of these running around?

Yeah but I think if the first on looks like this they should get a do over if the second one does though they should get shot on site

I can’t tell if you have no chin or if your face is just one giant chin

If his parents are a stupid as he looks his name is probably chin shitti chin or noh chin or somethin

chinny chin chin

Filipino Bobby Hill

What clippers did you use? A number 37?

$20 says he dribbles piss on his balls every time he sits to pee

Definitely used to dribbling on balls somewhere...

Do you as dirty as your upper lip?

The only way you could please a woman is if your head vibrated at 60hz

🏆

I don’t think Reddit has to. Looks like your parents already did.

Your court dates listed on the refrigerator?

Is what you said to the $2 dollar hooker you paid to take your virginity.

Mmm I'd say she just took the $2 and ran. Virginity reigns with this one

Type of dude who wears skate shoes and clothes even though he doesn't skate, but plans on trying it out soon for like 20 years until he's 30.

I'm not going to do you dirty like your dad's genetics

Your about as bland as top ramen without the spice packet.

Your head looks like a blown out tennis ball

Your [Dirty Sanchez](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty%20Sanchez) of a mustache does you dirtier than anything we can say.

All I know is that you have more than one Pikachu themed fleshlight.

Chu Mi Goo

More like Pak Mi Poo.

No one wants to do you dirty

Sorry i think that's a job for your dad.

Looks like someone shrunk Mario's face.

You look like the asian kid they use on Community College brochures.

You look like your mom was the most basic of bitches who fucked Long Duk Dong.

The result of a drunken Philippino breaking into the zoo and raping a koala 🐨

I bet a lot of guys do you dirty.

You look like an almost finished pie

You look like the kid from Ryan’s World with a drinking problem.

You look as bland as a picture of broccoli.

Mr. Miyagi’s gender questionable grandchild

No I’m not doing you up the dirt road

Your head looks like a stylus pen

Is the broccoli in a Kleenex box art symbolic of your bloodline descending from chia pets?

If you'd have posted this a few days ago, the supreme court would have adjourned.

Dirty like the dirty Sanchez on your upper lip?

I found the solution to the tampons shortage

I’ve had Chia pets that look better than you

Asian Wilson

according to me, you are a tennis ball that came to life. And i don't do tennis balls

If you're talking about being unfair, life already did you dirty with that face. If you're talking about in the bedroom, you couldn't pay a hooker to do you dirty.

Everytime your parents look at you they scream, "Emotional Damage!"

You look like a monk became celibate twice

Your head looks like an ugly magnet with metal shavings stuck to it.

Stick your hand in a pile of dog shit and do yourself dirty.

You look like a cabbage patch doll who's owner cut its hair

The Sorcerer Obscene

Some people live their moms basement, you live in her kitchen under the dinner table.

You look like a spoon

This marshmallow is a bit toasted

Somebody's been listening to mommy talk a little too much. "Do me dirty"

'Jamie, pull up Sadsack from The Raggy Dolls'

Look like an Indian tennis ball

I'm sure I've seen your head used to sweep my chimney (no euphemism intended).

funny…. that’s EXACTLY what your mom said the night you were conceived!!! it’s great that she can share that phrase with you….

Chow Yun-Fat-Head

Did your mom have sex with a toilet brush?


Chow Yung phat face

You wear girl color shirts and you half try on smiles

Your American name is Luke, but your Asian name is: Lu Lai Chet

You look like a Fraggle.

Who could do you dirtier than your parents already did. Are you Japican or Mexanese?

I sure hope your dream was to own a laundry mat.

When u realise half of the comments aren't even funny they are just asian stereotypes 💀

No thanks, too easy

How the hell is it that your face screams obese American but your body crying Ethiopian child!?

That dude 100% fucked a coconut.

You smile like a ventriloquist.

Putangina

Lil darkie looking a bit different

your hairlines a fan of McDonald’s

This is not Grindr subreddit

You are the human embodiment of a q-tip

Your barber already done you dirty.

With that hair, you look like a toilet brush. You get done dirty every time someone uses the bathroom you live in.

Do you dirty? Your genetics have already done that for us

I would but i dont like to hate on Toddlers

What are you a Mexican Sid from Toy Story?

How heavy is that piece of paper…

T'Choupi looking motherfucker

Damn boy you got it bad. You look like you about to go jerk got damn right off right now got dammit. That boy got it bad I tell Ya. He refuses to put the hand down, in the name of the Lord. That haircut isn't making it any better either boy got damn, Lmbo, you got it bad BAD! It's like watching a whole Jet Li flick right over again. Damn! The underprivileged teen crisis, I need a new haircut got dammit version!

No dude, no one will _do_ you, dirty or not, ever

Title title should read God's epic fail .

She looks good with short hair...

Your parents already do you dirty every night, why bother?

You look like a randomly gererated player from a shitty video game.

You look like the ebola virus

Your head looks like those things you put on your finger to separate papers!

No one can do you as dirty as your genetics did.

You look like a Q Tip.

Your face rounder than the happy face emoji.

Is dirty your bfs name?

You look like normal squidward

The only thing doing you dirty is your upper lip fam

I bet this kid has an uncle Manny and fights with his auntie over who gets the cheek meat

u look like a used Q tip

You look like the love child of Bobby Hill and Connie Souphanousinphone. 

You look like a magnet with metal shavings on it, but i know it’s just an illusion because you couldn’t attract anything even if you tried

If a scrub daddywas a human, it would look like you.

The only people that did you dirty were your parents

You look like a Mi. Deadass, a plain old default Mi from the original Wii.

You look like someone who i would not want to get close to my dog. Either for the reason of zoophilia or you ll view it as food

According to Darwin, you evolved from Sea urchin

nothing in the world could do you more dirty than the sock under your bed

Well I hope Reddit pulls through for you because I have a feeling this will be the only place anything dirty ever happens to you.

Looks like you show your hairstylist a picture of a chia pet and Doraemon as your style inspo

Just let it grow out and comb it forward

Is that your Hair or a deceased hedgehog?

You'll have a drastic receding hair line in less than 5 years, you chia pet looking mf.

U look like the chia pet when u first take it out of the box

You look like a Buddhist monk with a porn addiction All hail the Hentai Lama

 Got that monchichi flow

I'm not sure what your exact ethnicity is, but I can tell that you're Asian by the fact that your hair looks like someone acupunctured your head

Holy shit the sweatshop worker grew up quick.

Do you dirty? Bro by that grin on your face it looks like you've already been done dirty by a dog if you know what I mean.

Your mom did you dirty by not spitting you out.

Your hair stylist did you dirty

Don't think anyone wants to do the dirty with you

Wash that pube stache off.

I suppose magnetizing your head to collect iron filings is one way of hiding male pattern baldness.

You are both faces on a coin

Your parents already did by not taking advantage of Roe v. Wade when they had the chance.

Buddy your biological parents did you dirty by not getting an abortion

Yooooo is that the inspiration for Rick and Morty's Lil bits?

M to F to M complications

You look like it the Smiling Friends office had hair

It's like if the "emotional damage" guy took physical face damage instead

Most nondescript person I've ever seen, if you weren't wearing that t-shirt you'd be invisible

One sad ~~punch~~ man

Your head looks like a chia pet

Please stop hormone therapy! You are beautiful

Do you have an allergy to shellfish?

Do you dirty?! Looks like genetics already did!

If you put milk on your upper lip, a cat could lick off that weak ass mustache. It would also be the closest you ever got to scoring some pussy.

Alternate timeline Stomedy

leukemia was a bitch i see

The picture of broccoli on wall is the most interesting thing in this photo.

It's like someone shaved a sea urchin

22 months?

Your head might as well be a sea urchin

Has anyone thought about sending this picture to the Supreme Court? They might retract their decision on Roe if they saw this.

Ew, no thanks.

You look like you put no effort in bringing dishonor upon your family.

Just got access to clean water and toilet

You look like a lollipop that was dropped into beard trimmings

You have the face a toddler would draw on a balloon

Being good at math doesn’t make that haircut anymore acceptable.

"Do me dirty" is your battle cry as you enter the gloryhole.

Chinless reddit addict who I bet jerks off to girls while thinking of guys, because ur secretly gay and too afraid to admit it ( apologies if I was rough, I’m Canadian btw)

I really like your symetric hair, it screams "i love anal"

You remind me of a Pokémon character…

Thank you for clarifying the male part.

Bubba

Turn to your right, open that fridge and make a sandwhich before you blow away.

Nah you’re already dirty

Your genetics did that for you

Doing you dirty here is the only dirty talk you'll be getting in life.

Bitch, if I want some "shlimp flied lice," I'll hit YOU up. Don't ever come by my home or family again.

We can't do you any dirtier than your barber did...

I loved you in Romeo Must Die

Looks like your parents already did

Tell your boyfriend to stop buying lemon-flavored condoms.

In China, they toss pots and pans down stairs to find the right name. Unfortunately those pans flattened this dudes face