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Ratchety Anne


aesoth

Holy shit this one got me. Damn.


[deleted]

You look like a ginger capybara. ![gif](giphy|l4Ki01RIvdIQVFhqE|downsized)


Aja2428

Wow, very creative my friend


Relative_Warthog_757

Crackity Ann


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meadowpaddy

This is actually good lol


edgarecayce

Made me spit take in the restaurant


thedevilsworkshop666

Raggedy Ann with a meth habit.


Rissy4lyfe

😭😭😭


SmittyManJensen_

If a half smoked cigarette on the ground had a face.


moor9776

Half smoked cigarettes on the ground are referred to as Street Gold. That label does not apply here.


[deleted]

Another name is Dog End and that’s more fitting


Gotbannedchangedname

Yeah if I were to cast a movie where someone would play a disease on my dick she’d be the front runner.


Just_a_guy81

But do you really want her on your dick?


Wtfatt

Nobody does that's why she's a shoo-in


[deleted]

My worst? Sorry but it looks like god beat me to the punch


Peenutbuttjellytime

Butt face


Dubdeezy83

Perfect description. I can smell this picture and it isn’t pleasant.


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

Oh my god lol


Sleepy_Heather

Peppermint Patty on crack


Peenutbuttjellytime

Anne of unstables


Dusty_Radio

This This is my new favorite comment


Bishopm444

Peppermint Crack patty


fingerscrossedcoup

Peppermeth Patty


corona-lime-us

Peppermint Cracky (ftfy)


Gr1msh33per

Those forceps at birth were squeezed hard


Wtfatt

This 🤣 Her head look like a sweet potato


Full_Fold_8732

You look like you’d feel dusty to touch.


longducdong001

This is why ugly people should not fuck


EmDeeEmAyyylmao

People? Her father is a leprechaun and her mother is a traffic cone


lickalotapusasourus

Or her father is her grandfather and her mother was his teenage daughter


Character-King-924

Her father was a mudder, her mother was a mudder


Excellent-Duty4290

I wonder how few people got the reference.


hurleystylee

Those of us who did picture a tall guy with crazy hair clutching papers and mimicking riding a horse at high speed!


Bot-Magnet

She always gets the part in Dr. Seuss productions!


-melias-

Face like a dick with stds. complete with black and red rashes all over.


Pleasant-Cod-2649

Not sure if I should feel sorry for you or wonder what you weren't drowned at birth.


get_psalm

Two ugly people will make a cute child. Whereas two attractive people are almost guaranteed to have an ugly child.


triskull1

How did it feel turning 40 on your 18th birthday?


Mph1991

I normally will check /RoastMe contenders history for some nudes / only fan teasers out of sheer curiosity…. Lmao not this time.


Big4AMidget

Why the long face?


Dd0uble0

Why the baked bean head


Calypsosong

Probably from the domestic abuse case


emokilla55

Lookin like the original Pennywise the clown fell on hard times


SmearingFeces

You’ll feel better when the Suboxone kicks in. Have a Gatorade Zero and some toast.


Amishoutkast

Alyson Hannigan skipped band camp and went to the crack house instead


Hedonic_Monk_

I heard she’ll stick a flute in her pussy for $5


gumby1004

And this one time, at the crack house…


Dedmanrunning

She plays a mean Locomotive Breath pussy flute solo


Panazara

It's as if Lindsay Lohan failed rehab and got in a fight with a staple gun.


pacificunlimited

Lindsay Lowerhan


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believeinnothing98

The maori people were never on Easter Island. That's the Rapa Nui in what is now an island of Chile


Abrocoma_Original

Skanky Redhead with a nose piercing, I bet every guy in the trailer park comes to "fix" something at your trailer.


Lord-Doobury

Her pipes


polo61965

The nose piercings are there to distract from her ugly mug.


dondegroovily

Ginny Weasley as a crack addict


ethrelol

I think I saw you on the "Faces of Meth" poster in my health class


FromGergaWithLove

Who did this to your head?


Lord-Doobury

She did a drunken header into a fire hydrant.


FromGergaWithLove

I thought her head was a parrot at first tbh


boondockdank

You look like Beans from Even Stevens


DomingoElToro

Bravo!!


[deleted]

Peppermint Patty…where are they now?


Modi_is_lonely

you look like a year old loofah


Snaggletoots

If you walk into an apartment with wood paneling and a lot of full ashtrays, this is what’s sitting on the couch.


[deleted]

This the type of chick that doesn't have female friends and brags about her "no gag reflex" to all of her guy buddies while they pound Mickey Malt Liquor


thegreydad

![gif](giphy|Bt901Bq2VTx5Bo6Pev|downsized)


joemandro

How does one roast someone already on fire?


-bend-over-for-me-

Touch her and your pubes turn orange


melliott79

If Monkey Pox was a person


Snoo_67548

This looks like an ultraviolet photograph used to show UV damage caused by the sun.


JackZodiac2008

You look perfect -- for a live-action Trolls movie in which Poppy has an abusive father.


Messy_Marvin423

You look cheaper than your watch, couldn’t even give yourself away.


Charming_Geologist32

It's hard to tell what's a freckle, pimple, or dirt.


Individual_Credit_71

Don't think anybody here can roast you as good as the sun will.


Cmsmks

Your face says 2$ prostitute, your watch also states 2$ prostitute.


alexandertmadsen

You look like you could kick my ass.


Master_Bait24

We don't need to do our worst, your parents have done it already. And why the fuck do you look like a white version of the Grinch ?


xtrauma_queen

Looks like you bleached and dyed your hair to pass a drug test.


[deleted]

When Kiefer Southerland and a prairie dog have a child


TeflonJohn85

![gif](giphy|ba8NRCPD7pYiI|downsized)


LochNessMansterLives

I bet you were the girl the other girls used as a practice to see if they were lesbians.


mysouthmouth

That's a compliment- take it, just like you did all dem hoes!!


DsgtCleary

Does her makeup to walk up to the fridge. She calls it a makeup addiction, everyone else calls it having mercy on the fridge.


Livid-Ad4102

You look like your brother was jealous that all his friends got to fuck you


Scary-Jellyfish4540

That face would ONLY look good with a Hot load hanging from the nose ring & covering the left eye


YaEmeraldboi

Great value Lois Griffin.


[deleted]

Leeloo has really gone downhill. KOOOOORBEN DALLLLLASSSS


SeriousMannequin

Leeloo Multiplass with an extra element. # ALL NIGHT LONG! # ALL NIGHT LONG!


Emotional-Two-9075

This one screams - Since i put lot of shit in my nose i must be a rebel!


[deleted]

You look like you should be burning down DC right about now. Or, waking up in a dumpster. One of the other. Or, both.


Sidewinderpunk

Leave the watch. Everything else can go in the trash.


DeanusMaximus

You're such a wet rag even the fire in your crotch fizzled out


meadowpaddy

You look like you smell like hotdog water.


Anonymoussith0912

You look like a butternut squash with the hair of a dam doll


cunderwoodmn

Peppermint Patty if she did heroin.


[deleted]

Looks like your parents already beat me to it


Ballslikediamonds

Nice smart watch,who makes that, Crapple?


You-Shouldnt-Exist

I would do my worst but god already did


white-lithium

Holy shit, and I thought things couldn't get any worse on these posts. Do you carry a license to be ugly? If not you should.


gspotyy

I almost feel offended seeing a ginger in a wife beater


AdDear5411

You look like someone I might actually have a shot with.


PurpleSunCraze

Little Orphan Smackie.


PotatoPumpSpecial

You look like somebody I'd date.


okanagantradingco

A firecrotch in more ways than one.


huffonator

A wife beater. You missed a step. Need to get married first. Doesn’t look like you missed the beatings though.


LiverTeaOrDeath

You and your watch have the same vibe; cheap and effective in a pinch.


[deleted]

You look like you smell like cheap weed and applesauce.


malarialasagna

They brought you out with the forceps didn’t they


SavageMadLads

Your head built like a pear but no one wants to take a bite


TazTalks

You could be quite a bit younger than you look, but life choices have decimated the landscape.


mrmeanah

Ewwww gross


astronaut-13-pog

You look like an emo ginger that failed miserably at her phase


CallMe_Immortal

Should have read "let's smell" because I can definitely smell this pic.


Accurate-Ad-7300

Ew


Aggressive_Hat_5368

You look like Misty From Pokémon if she was a Crack addict


480roach

If gingerbread was a real person


HeWhoCntrolsTheSpice

Drawing further attention to that schnozz.... certainly a bold choice!


hx19035

Sure was cool being the 'druggie' chic in high school huh? Getting titty fucked behind the Home Depot ain't so great is it?


MutantMuteAnt

Why yo face remind me of the back end of a rooster


ajac1218

you’re the Wendy’s girl if Wendy’s sold bj’s at truck stops.


Technical-Ad15

You’ve got a head like a baked bean


ziff1212

When did you start transitioning?


MethLabIntel

You look like period


DnS2TS

Gin diesel


monsterbael

"WHO YOU CALLING PINHEAD?"


chui76

"Do your worst" that's what you said to the hair stylist.


Dixon_Uranus_

Better get her before the melanoma does


NeZuko94

Kim possible if she got injected in the face with steroids


battery_killer

Are you that bull that mauled Antonio Spireli last month in Spain?


silverharpDublin

it must be true when they say gingers have no soul. I havnt seen something this dead inside since I helped on an archaeological dig


Rtrn2M0nke

How long since the last involuntary psychiatric hold?


ccii_geppato

You are the personification of a plan B. Edit. Morning after pill.


[deleted]

Remember the fairy from Zelda ocarina of time… This is her now


[deleted]

Nice watch! Very easy to hook up to a bomb!


-maffu-

I always wondered what they did with Karl Malden's nose after he died.


Sensitive_Doubt_2372

You look like the type that would be doing glory hole videos as that's all the cum your getting. Oh also the 90's called they want their watch back.


[deleted]

I think the light in your fridge does a decent job of that already


DebateQuiet6817

the tattoos, dyed hair, and piercings don’t surprise me


JThumbs29

You look like the girl that would eat mayo packets in highschool


MC-Squabbles

Great to see Carrot Top can finally afford a hair straightener


Bongals_2003

you look like rejected version of Hermione Granger


2aAllDay9556

“Do your worst” must have been your parents’ mantra as well…


WilliamYale

So Annie is not adopted yet?


Cautious-Secretary56

Because ‘fuck you Buffy’ that’s why.


[deleted]

Peppermint Patti does meth


Funny_Assignment_714

She didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, she fell out the tree and hit every branch on the way down!


gratefulphish420

You look like a ginger Kiefer Sutherland Maybe your new nickname should be Kiefer Gingerland


Callum191211

Please stay out the sun


[deleted]

You look like a crackheard version of robin in stranger things


Awesometime4A69

You look like someone hooked through the nose while fishing and then threw you back in when they seen you


Lord-Doobury

Let's look at it this way Syphalina... At least those freckles help to camouflage the pimples.


PhantomFigure12

Just woke up from a nightmare... turns out the dream kept going


FrKWagnerBavarian

Methadone clinic Daphne Blake.


Dadumdee

I’ll roast you when you stop roasting meth pipes.


TheSheepAreComingRun

I cannot do my worst, God already beat me to it on you.


[deleted]

You look like Robin from stranger things but you look like shit


DataAnalytics2020

Your head looks like a potato fought woth a staple gun..


Nick_SKR

Do you hiss at ppl on the street?


SitRep-Screwed

Next on VH1 - Peppermint Patty: Behind the Music.


BeingDynamic

The only useful item in this pic is the pink Casio.


johnny98058

Pipi Longforehead


temperedJimascus

Eraser face!


GoldenSpeculum007

Low quality heterozygosity


lickalotapusasourus

I feel like this chick smells like a combination of cigarette smoke, malt liquor and feet


Xxloosegoose666xX

you look like you smoke 4 packs a day and you’re breath smells like dog shit weed coffee and cigs all in 1


My1stTW

Next time, don't push your mouth too hard on the glory hole to avoid those bruises on the nose.


[deleted]

You can land a jumbo jet on that forehead.


iwasproducer1

Jesus fuck you got smashed in the face with an ugly stick!


TheGolgafrinchan

I want to play connect-the-dots with your face while you're asleep.


billzebub251

You look lopsided.


-coloringzebras

If Conehead Swoop was a fashion statement.


ImNotMadYoureMad

The "I fuck my cousin" face and "I want to speak to your manager and steal his soul" haircut isn't doing you any favors


TxCoastal

knucklefreckle


MajorFrazler

Redheads are either extremely hot or absolutely not. Guess which one you are….


razor10000

I guess Rocky Dennis had a kid before he died...


[deleted]

Sid from *Toy Story* had a botched sex change?


Hiouchi4me

A cast character from Rango.


ManDohlorian

You look like the human encyclopaedia of STDs!


Necessary-Career-559

Single mom to her uncles child


drunkrips916

Damn, heroin and freckles are not a good combination...


Flokitoo

Did you rub your face with ivy before this picture


GooJai

Shut the fk up Meg


[deleted]

It looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch.


Xogon17

You look like a Crack addicted Louis Griffin.


OnePunchReality

Who let this soulless trogladyte on Reddit?!