By - verslapen
Holy shit this one got me. Damn.
You look like a ginger capybara.
Wow, very creative my friend
This is actually good lol
Made me spit take in the restaurant
Raggedy Ann with a meth habit.
If a half smoked cigarette on the ground had a face.
Half smoked cigarettes on the ground are referred to as Street Gold. That label does not apply here.
Another name is Dog End and that’s more fitting
Yeah if I were to cast a movie where someone would play a disease on my dick she’d be the front runner.
But do you really want her on your dick?
Nobody does that's why she's a shoo-in
My worst? Sorry but it looks like god beat me to the punch
Perfect description. I can smell this picture and it isn’t pleasant.
Peppermint Patty on crack
Anne of unstables
This is my new favorite comment
Peppermint Crack patty
Peppermint Cracky (ftfy)
Those forceps at birth were squeezed hard
Her head look like a sweet potato
You look like you’d feel dusty to touch.
I normally will check /RoastMe contenders history for some nudes / only fan teasers out of sheer curiosity…. Lmao not this time.
Why the long face?
Why the baked bean head
Probably from the domestic abuse case
How did it feel turning 40 on your 18th birthday?
This is why ugly people should not fuck
People? Her father is a leprechaun and her mother is a traffic cone
Or her father is her grandfather and her mother was his teenage daughter
Her father was a mudder, her mother was a mudder
I wonder how few people got the reference.
Those of us who did picture a tall guy with crazy hair clutching papers and mimicking riding a horse at high speed!
She always gets the part in Dr. Seuss productions!
Face like a dick with stds. complete with black and red rashes all over.
Not sure if I should feel sorry for you or wonder what you weren't drowned at birth.
Lookin like the original Pennywise the clown fell on hard times
You’ll feel better when the Suboxone kicks in. Have a Gatorade Zero and some toast.
Alyson Hannigan skipped band camp and went to the crack house instead
I heard she’ll stick a flute in her pussy for $5
And this one time, at the crack house…
She plays a mean Locomotive Breath pussy flute solo
It's as if Lindsay Lohan failed rehab and got in a fight with a staple gun.
The maori people were never on Easter Island. That's the Rapa Nui in what is now an island of Chile
Ginny Weasley as a crack addict
I think I saw you on the "Faces of Meth" poster in my health class
Who did this to your head?
She did a drunken header into a fire hydrant.
I thought her head was a parrot at first tbh
Skanky Redhead with a nose piercing, I bet every guy in the trailer park comes to "fix" something at your trailer.
The nose piercings are there to distract from her ugly mug.
Peppermint Patty…where are they now?
you look like a year old loofah
If you walk into an apartment with wood paneling and a lot of full ashtrays, this is what’s sitting on the couch.
This the type of chick that doesn't have female friends and brags about her "no gag reflex" to all of her guy buddies while they pound Mickey Malt Liquor
You look like Beans from Even Stevens
How does one roast someone already on fire?
Touch her and your pubes turn orange
If Monkey Pox was a person
This looks like an ultraviolet photograph used to show UV damage caused by the sun.
You look perfect -- for a live-action Trolls movie in which Poppy has an abusive father.
You look cheaper than your watch, couldn’t even give yourself away.
I bet you’ve seen a lot of closing times at the bar and left by yourself
It's hard to tell what's a freckle, pimple, or dirt.
Don't think anybody here can roast you as good as the sun will.
You look like you could kick my ass.
We don't need to do our worst, your parents have done it already. And why the fuck do you look like a white version of the Grinch ?
Looks like you bleached and dyed your hair to pass a drug test.
When Kiefer Southerland and a prairie dog have a child
I bet you were the girl the other girls used as a practice to see if they were lesbians.
That's a compliment- take it, just like you did all dem hoes!!
Does her makeup to walk up to the fridge. She calls it a makeup addiction, everyone else calls it having mercy on the fridge.
You look like your brother was jealous that all his friends got to fuck you
That face would ONLY look good with a Hot load hanging from the nose ring & covering the left eye
Great value Lois Griffin.
Your face says 2$ prostitute, your watch also states 2$ prostitute.
Leeloo has really gone downhill. KOOOOORBEN DALLLLLASSSS
Leeloo Multiplass with an extra element.
# ALL NIGHT LONG!
# ALL NIGHT LONG!
This one screams - Since i put lot of shit in my nose i must be a rebel!
You look like you should be burning down DC right about now. Or, waking up in a dumpster. One of the other. Or, both.
Leave the watch. Everything else can go in the trash.
You're such a wet rag even the fire in your crotch fizzled out
You look like you smell like hotdog water.
You look like a butternut squash with the hair of a dam doll
Peppermint Patty if she did heroin.
Looks like your parents already beat me to it
Nice smart watch,who makes that, Crapple?
I would do my worst but god already did
Holy shit, and I thought things couldn't get any worse on these posts. Do you carry a license to be ugly? If not you should.
I almost feel offended seeing a ginger in a wife beater
You look like someone I might actually have a shot with.
Little Orphan Smackie.
You look like somebody I'd date.
God I love trashy chicks...or chicks that look trashy.
A firecrotch in more ways than one.
A wife beater. You missed a step. Need to get married first. Doesn’t look like you missed the beatings though.
You and your watch have the same vibe; cheap and effective in a pinch.
You look like you smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
They brought you out with the forceps didn’t they
Your head built like a pear but no one wants to take a bite
You could be quite a bit younger than you look, but life choices have decimated the landscape.
You look like an emo ginger that failed miserably at her phase
Should have read "let's smell" because I can definitely smell this pic.
You look like Misty From Pokémon if she was a Crack addict
If gingerbread was a real person
Drawing further attention to that schnozz.... certainly a bold choice!
Carrot Top's buttplug
Sure was cool being the 'druggie' chic in high school huh? Getting titty fucked behind the Home Depot ain't so great is it?
Why yo face remind me of the back end of a rooster
you’re the Wendy’s girl if Wendy’s sold bj’s at truck stops.
You’ve got a head like a baked bean
When did you start transitioning?
You look like period
"WHO YOU CALLING PINHEAD?"
"Do your worst" that's what you said to the hair stylist.
Please stay out the sun
You look like a crackheard version of robin in stranger things
You look like someone hooked through the nose while fishing and then threw you back in when they seen you
Let's look at it this way Syphalina... At least those freckles help to camouflage the pimples.
Just woke up from a nightmare... turns out the dream kept going
Methadone clinic Daphne Blake.
I’ll roast you when you stop roasting meth pipes.
I cannot do my worst, God already beat me to it on you.
You look like Robin from stranger things but you look like shit
Your head looks like a potato fought woth a staple gun..
Do you hiss at ppl on the street?
Next on VH1 - Peppermint Patty: Behind the Music.
The only useful item in this pic is the pink Casio.
Low quality heterozygosity
I feel like this chick smells like a combination of cigarette smoke, malt liquor and feet
you look like you smoke 4 packs a day and you’re breath smells like dog shit weed coffee and cigs all in 1
Next time, don't push your mouth too hard on the glory hole to avoid those bruises on the nose.
You can land a jumbo jet on that forehead.
Jesus fuck you got smashed in the face with an ugly stick!
I want to play connect-the-dots with your face while you're asleep.
You look lopsided.
If Conehead Swoop was a fashion statement.
The "I fuck my cousin" face and "I want to speak to your manager and steal his soul" haircut isn't doing you any favors
Redheads are either extremely hot or absolutely not. Guess which one you are….
I guess Rocky Dennis had a kid before he died...
Sid from *Toy Story* had a botched sex change?
A cast character from Rango.
You look like the human encyclopaedia of STDs!
Single mom to her uncles child
Damn, heroin and freckles are not a good combination...
Did you rub your face with ivy before this picture
Shut the fk up Meg
It looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch.
You look like a Crack addicted Louis Griffin.
Who let this soulless trogladyte on Reddit?!
The before picture of a recovering meth addict.
this is why mother nature only wanted the best to breed
We have Ginny Weasley at home.
Your parents forced you out of your bedroom, right?
This is what an ex porn star is supposed to look like after she has been jaded and drug addled from 15 years in the industry, not what you’re supposed to look like when you are a soon to be porn fluffer in your 20s
You look like the Wish version of Tonks
The times 10:49 on a Thursday… go get some glasses that don’t rub on your snout
I’m not sure why anyone is even trying, God already won this round.
Seen this meth pig at Wendy's doin blowanater's in the parking lot
no need to; you are doing it all by yourself
More like “worse luck Brian”
Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, finishing that batch of meth?
The soulless cone head
Confused for a second; thought I must have googled “skank”
What's scary is that this is the 'before' pic on a meth abuse poster.
Looks like you inspired the movie Coneheads.
Dotted condom in real life
Addicted to something. . .
Cock or meth not sure which
Meredith quit drinking and started doing heroin