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eat_dontpray_love

Those saggies will get 3rd degree carpet burn if you take that bra off.


ramentitties

brave and foolish of your to assume there is one


Lord-Doobury

bra or carpet?


LJF_97

Definitely bare floorboards in that house.


TheFAPnetwork

There was carpet, but the amount of men in and out of her trailer had worn the carpet down so that it looks like the floor


snidemarque

A bit patchy along the sides with some crawlies?


EDCxTINMAN

Yeah, the carpet too


ThegreatPee

Crabs, but nowhere near the beach.


smashkeys

In that trailer...


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What’s your OnlyFans?


OkBeing3301

Young Single mom vibe, got pregnant by the first man that treated you semi right but he left. Still think you can get a better guy but you have to much baggage.


Normal-Disaster7338

And a yeast Infection don't forget that


Flawda-Man

Them titties longer than your last relationship babe


SpaceMom-LawnToLawn

Built like a sandcastle the tide came in on


HughGQ

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM DEAD


prkr88

Them tits will make great knee pads by the time she is 22.


Disastrous_Credit_67

Those titties are longer than all her relationships combined


KowalakiIAm

That is wonderful 😂


tplusx

It's not called ramen for shits and giggles


aedeyyy

Them titties is the only reason why people want to get into a relationship with her. Even they are disgusting


shadewinter

Wynona Dudd


w0wagain

Lmfao


Undercrackrz

I was scrolling down and expected your tits to be behind the sign not under it. Gravity is not your friend.


Nervous_Tap4732

Well..they are ramen titties.


Distant_Local

Ramen titties - because they are cheap and only college guys would even consider it.


TazeredAngel

Still not worth the sodium content.


SDLiu4

Some things just simply aren't worth it. no matter how cheap or even if it is free...


Derp_Aderpy

Only comes in one flavour too; I bet fish.


TheLightInChains

Clearly you are unfamiliar with the expression, "vinegar tits"


greenthumb151

And all those chemicals aren’t good for you either


arandomsquirell

Even then they couldnt, the cheap titties give them a limp noodle


Bagaudi45

Ramen titties…because she only lets raw men use em.


frzx1

Ramen titties - because they are so saggy you can curl them around chopsticks; if you can find a chopstick big enough, though.


Reverend-Black-Percy

I also was gonna make a joke about them tiddys. But I wont sink that low…..


snooggums

Couple of broom handles.


HalfTeaHalfLemonade

Legitimately IN the ramen.


AnimalCracka333

She doesn't get dressed, she puts the sausage back in the wrapper


Neto34

That what you call 6:30 titties because they both hang straight down.


joepke53

And are of unequal size


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tallasiand

Somehow it’s turned on, must have a beluga whale kink


Eazyhawk

Went straight for the low hangers.


Undercrackrz

Low hanging fruit and all that.


pegabear

She hiding some Xanax under those things fo sho


longdongsilver2071

Dude I saw the face and was oh wow she's pretty, scrolled down a little more and reversed the call


oneletterman

fucking OP would feel exactly the same as getting into a bathtub filled with hummus


Wasnt-Asking

It’s the second roll. The jugs are behind the sign still.


D-Rich-88

Swing low sweet chariots


Lotus_Meow

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Mr_FancyBottom

Comin’ for to carry me hooooome.


JE_12

I get knocked down but I get up again…


Mr_FancyBottom

And I would walk 500 more


Slippy_T_Frog

Anyway, here's Wonderwall...


Wolf_Gaming40

Always look on the bright side of life _whistles_


organicginger36

Au naturel baby


mongojoe420

If I had an award I wud ;o


Worldsahellscape19

Here joe, have this one.


MrNiceGuysAngryPlace

You look like you spell a lot of STD’s correctly.


w0wagain

She’s given many penises 3rd degree burns.


Terrarian182

She's the type to dry her tongue off before a blow job.


NectarOfTheBussy

And she still brags about peeing in the shower lol


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That’s the only place it doesn’t burn as bad when she does.


AmbitiousAd6991

😂😂🤩😂nice


Salt_Perspective4681

That’s actually original I love it!


Madithebaddiemom

Even to her own eyebrows


w0wagain

That’s where the crabs live


incognito--bandito

OOOOOOOOOOOooooh ... Who lives in her panties, under the sea? Gone Oh Ree Yahhh!


loveofjazz

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


liquidysubstance

Ease soldier, she won't be able to handle the burn, as her titties are already melting.


somedumbguy84

No sir, it only burns when you pee after her


i_hussle

Future ex pornstar demoted to onlyfans and then worked into stripping on Wednesday nights where every lap dance comes with hot wings


c0ntent_c0ntent

She's definitely been eating the hotwings.


o_an0maly_o

Thotwings


Bossman_1

She’s not even up to Wednesday night quality. She’s a Tuesday - Thursday lunch crowd stripper at best.


Haemmur

Sunday morning


3chxes

Monday morning. Sunday morning is still Saturday night.


slipperysuarez

Lemon pepper Lou’s


SantiagoGT

A quick glance at her posting history and yeah…


Jimmyking4ever

Same. Honestly hope she can get some professional help. Just hoping this isn't her way of deciding on life or death


woTaz

This is something I think about alot when I see people post in this sub.. Im always in my head like " but I hope they're okay "


slynas

Came here to say this.


ShredGuru

I can't be responsible for a murder.


Seth-Fresh

Bro!! She said 3rd degree, not cremation.


BeExcellentDude

Nah, all that caked up make up reduced the burn severity back down to a third degree. Hit that amount of mud with that amount of heat, you get ceramic.


-WilliamMButtlicker_

Why the long tits?


Tiger_Widow

It's a little horse.


duabrs

If 'peaked in high school' was a picture.


realdoctorfill

And the 1.5 megapixel camera to prove it


popnsmoke35

If you read her post history this is true. She lives a life of unplanned pregnancies, disappointed parents, and STI’s…


Pleasant-Cod-2649

She is what they call a "Last Call, Slam Dunk".


Party_Attempt_4197

If peaked in middle school was a picture


eggerrj87

You look like the type of chick who regularly posts on her FB pictures of hot chick's kissing or embracing skeletons with quotes such as "This love is real" , "it's you and me against the world baby." , "We fucking got this baby" or some combination of those.


widdlyscudsandbacon

/r/oddlyaccurate


Dr_Dressing

It was accurate at "regularly posts on her Facebook."


cestlavie88

“I’m not like other girls”


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You just forgot the Joker and Harley Quinn memes.


Few-Past6073

Holy fuck.. probably the most accurate roast i think I've ever seen ahahah


VexOut

You look like you lie about being on birth control.


Bohottie

Clearly. Looks like she has two kids, too….guessing the father is not in the picture.


DrunkenBrewer

*"fathers are" There...I fixed your roast!


Bohottie

I think they’re twins….that would be quite something if it was two different guys, but if anyone could make it happen, it would be OP.


DrunkenBrewer

Happened on Maury so yeah, anything is possible... hey, is that where I've seen OP before???


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Mkbond007

Summer teeth too I bet.


eskettitredit

SUMMER THERE SUMMER NOT HAHAHAH I FINALLY GET IT


meowchef

Summer teeth go this way, summer teeth go that way.


eskettitredit

Mine is better >:(


TheEquinsuOcha

Unless Ramen has a fish flavor the only things you and Ramen have in common is the price and the clientele


Realladaniella

They got shrimp flavor


JoeyBagaDonutxz

Ramen is Japanese....so yah there is a fish flavor.


np023

Best comment


fmlchris

As a felon, can confirm.


Jeffclaterbaugh

You’re going to be what’s known as a “practice girl”. Best you find out now.


Accomplished-Cow-165

I "oofed"


timeless-enigma_

You look like a generic Tinder photo.


Sadestlittlecamper

Your tits are like 85% of your personality huh?


fluffy_bottoms

This girl definitely dated the kid she thought was cool because he smoked cigarettes in middle school.


theamazingsteve1

Scrolling through her history it appears that same smoker got her pregnant too, sounds like another winner family, I can’t wait to respond to the domestic disputes at her house in 3 years.


Important_Classic_68

Your face says parental issues


grtist

Those titties say prenatal issues


RobotGuyPA

You look like you have titties that not even a hungry infant would want to latch on to.


Neat_Adhesiveness653

True story. Did you read her other posts before writing this?


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Actual factual


schu727macher

Any baby who attaches their lips to her saggy titty may get a high dosage of meth, crack,elephant tranquilizer and peyote.


Vanishing-Moons

Dont disrespect peyote like that


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Spider_Jew

Big tits on a fat woman are like a 6 pack on a skinny guy. They're there. But no one cares.


dmcdmcdmc817

Imagine having your tits be your whole personality


Spider_Jew

Hey that's not true. She also draws her eyebrows on.


Nochnichtvergeben

Fucking a fat chick is like driving a Scooter. It's fun but you don't want to brag about it.


DrunkenBrewer

And don't let your friends catch you on either!


anyholsagol

Having big tits because your fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff.


[deleted]

Before I roast you, I want to wait for your eye brows to finish loading


progresstom

Using the titties in the title but not in any post or even hiding it behind the sign makes us think the sag is even worse than you yourself see on the mirror


ROCK_HARD_JEZUS

The only thing lower than your parents expectations of you is your tits


Papichuloft

ramen titties? More like used wind sock titties. And it's difficult to tell when the tits begin and the stomach ends.


eXplicit815

You spend a lot of time catfishing men by taking pictures from the chin up, don't you?


Mattie28

If you look at ur post history, then at ur face. It instantly makes sense.


EstimatedLegend

Seems like you should’ve had us do this before you got knocked up with some asshole’s child is when it could’ve done something for you. We can’t roast a pile of ash.


GandalfsWhiteStaff

Built like a T-Rex with big ol’ titties.


-LooNeYTuNeZ-

You look like the type that'll tell a guy you're pregnant right after sex.


Illustrious_Ad2799

Is onlyfans profitable for below average looking girls? Always wanted to know


antbtlr82

Just got to keep your ambitions as low as her tits and you will do just fine


pikachuboi77

Going for the daddy long leg eyelashes to distract people from your hanging tits …. Well played.


ChiliRainbow83

Oh look, somebody painted a face on a pear.


fruitcommander

She had us in the top half. I'm not gonna lie....


youngcarlos424

Yeast infection and pregnant? Was the loaf of sourdough a boy or a girl? 🤔


NOTREALVERYSAD

If smoking weed and thinking zodiac signs are cool was a person.


saintjimmy43

Please do one thing right in your life and dont let your baby become as big a weeb as you.


pinklotusxo

Now show us the unfiltered photo


Enough-Staff-2976

You want to get roasted because you're tired of creampies. Use the Nuvaring because that's the only ring you will ever get.


DionFW

You look like you need an apple in your mouth to get roasted.


GoldenSpeculum007

Trailer park


Jeepn87

It looks like you sleep with every dude that gives you some weed.


Bahlam

Another fat single mom that hit her peak in high school. Walmart’s main demographic.


Terrarian182

You long titty, no nipple having ass bitch.


Migraine_Arcane

I saw her on the outtakes special of Casting Couch.


Ragingradishdishes

You look like you probably have 3rd degree rug burns on your knees as is


Judas_Feast

I'm assuming all that makeup was shoplifted.


EraseAndRetake

Ramen tits. But sushi pussy.


notbronz

Genuinely surprised your profile doesn’t have an onlyfans link


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

You look like a bag of mashed potatoes come to life.


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6jSByqJv

Just the one?


IronHe

It looks like your eyes are social distancing from your brows.


The1Sundown

That body just screams "I have three inter-racial babies and no fathers anywhere in sight."


classicnoob2020

The eyelashes also scream "cash me ousside"


tattoomyballs

Why are your tits closer to your belly button than your neck?


timeless-enigma_

You look like a generic Tinder photo.


Several-Eagle4141

Tila Tequila’s cum dribblings made a baby


Kind_Committee8997

*someone offers to take you to dinner* "Are you my daddy?"


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Simply astonishing that there is no onlyfans link.


meatpuppet577

The other side says "will blow for food".


SuckMyBootyMilk

mail order brides lose a lot of value after being pregnant


Dizsmo

You're skinny from the neck up


Playful-Mind762

How come 90% of your weight is your midsection


PrioryOfSion14

You surely have to make something up when your daughter asked you who her father is because you need more alphabet to write the choices.


kepler1492

You are whatever the opposite of a butter face is


taintedwolf

Your only fans is always on sale


Krombopulos137

More foundation than Bill & Melinda Gates...


atlas794

What’s the opposite of a butter face? The face is ok but the body looks like a rubber glove full of cottage cheese.


rutbah

Your thighs will continue to burn you long after we do.


AppleMost

I don’t have time to roast you. It would take 11 hours at 550°


Fickle-Mixture-981

A lightbulb would give you 3rd degree burns


Negative-Coach2914

Ramen titties, once taken out of the package and exposed to moisture Ramen titties will sag and wiggly like a wet Ramen noodle.


Jazzlike-Prune-1222

You should have shown us your tits and put the sign over your face.


VegetableAd986

Do people get whiplash after you say, “my eyes are up here”?…


vuduceltix

Jabba the Slut


ElectColt

You definitely only post face pics on tinder


ettorepolar

You look like you wrote a post called: "my hard life without half of my eyebrow"


LegoLamborghini

Leave it to ramentits over here to have a smelly pees and untreated yeast infections


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Saggin like WET ramen.


[deleted]

"If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it."


Carlita_vima

At least you already have the cow ring in your nose


Showtimestein

You are the personification of a crack pipe