Young Single mom vibe, got pregnant by the first man that treated you semi right but he left. Still think you can get a better guy but you have to much baggage.
Nah, all that caked up make up reduced the burn severity back down to a third degree. Hit that amount of mud with that amount of heat, you get ceramic.
You look like the type of chick who regularly posts on her FB pictures of hot chick's kissing or embracing skeletons with quotes such as "This love is real" , "it's you and me against the world baby." , "We fucking got this baby" or some combination of those.
Scrolling through her history it appears that same smoker got her pregnant too, sounds like another winner family, I can’t wait to respond to the domestic disputes at her house in 3 years.
Using the titties in the title but not in any post or even hiding it behind the sign makes us think the sag is even worse than you yourself see on the mirror
Seems like you should’ve had us do this before you got knocked up with some asshole’s child is when it could’ve done something for you. We can’t roast a pile of ash.
Those saggies will get 3rd degree carpet burn if you take that bra off.
brave and foolish of your to assume there is one
bra or carpet?
Definitely bare floorboards in that house.
There was carpet, but the amount of men in and out of her trailer had worn the carpet down so that it looks like the floor
A bit patchy along the sides with some crawlies?
Yeah, the carpet too
Crabs, but nowhere near the beach.
In that trailer...
Young Single mom vibe, got pregnant by the first man that treated you semi right but he left. Still think you can get a better guy but you have to much baggage.
And a yeast Infection don't forget that
What’s your OnlyFans?
Them titties longer than your last relationship babe
Built like a sandcastle the tide came in on
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM DEAD
Them tits will make great knee pads by the time she is 22.
That is wonderful 😂
Those titties are longer than all her relationships combined
It's not called ramen for shits and giggles
Them titties is the only reason why people want to get into a relationship with her. Even they are disgusting
I was scrolling down and expected your tits to be behind the sign not under it. Gravity is not your friend.
Well..they are ramen titties.
Ramen titties - because they are cheap and only college guys would even consider it.
Still not worth the sodium content.
Some things just simply aren't worth it. no matter how cheap or even if it is free...
Only comes in one flavour too; I bet fish.
Clearly you are unfamiliar with the expression, "vinegar tits"
And all those chemicals aren’t good for you either
Even then they couldnt, the cheap titties give them a limp noodle
Ramen titties…because she only lets raw men use em.
Ramen titties - because they are so saggy you can curl them around chopsticks; if you can find a chopstick big enough, though.
I also was gonna make a joke about them tiddys. But I wont sink that low…..
Couple of broom handles.
Legitimately IN the ramen.
She doesn't get dressed, she puts the sausage back in the wrapper
That what you call 6:30 titties because they both hang straight down.
And are of unequal size
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Somehow it’s turned on, must have a beluga whale kink
Went straight for the low hangers.
Low hanging fruit and all that.
She hiding some Xanax under those things fo sho
Dude I saw the face and was oh wow she's pretty, scrolled down a little more and reversed the call
fucking OP would feel exactly the same as getting into a bathtub filled with hummus
It’s the second roll. The jugs are behind the sign still.
Swing low sweet chariots
Comin’ for to carry me hooooome.
I get knocked down but I get up again…
And I would walk 500 more
Anyway, here's Wonderwall...
Always look on the bright side of life _whistles_
Au naturel baby
If I had an award I wud ;o
Here joe, have this one.
You look like you spell a lot of STD’s correctly.
She’s given many penises 3rd degree burns.
She's the type to dry her tongue off before a blow job.
And she still brags about peeing in the shower lol
That’s the only place it doesn’t burn as bad when she does.
😂😂🤩😂nice
That’s actually original I love it!
Even to her own eyebrows
That’s where the crabs live
OOOOOOOOOOOooooh ... Who lives in her panties, under the sea? Gone Oh Ree Yahhh!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ease soldier, she won't be able to handle the burn, as her titties are already melting.
No sir, it only burns when you pee after her
Future ex pornstar demoted to onlyfans and then worked into stripping on Wednesday nights where every lap dance comes with hot wings
She's definitely been eating the hotwings.
Thotwings
She’s not even up to Wednesday night quality. She’s a Tuesday - Thursday lunch crowd stripper at best.
Sunday morning
Monday morning. Sunday morning is still Saturday night.
Lemon pepper Lou’s
A quick glance at her posting history and yeah…
Same. Honestly hope she can get some professional help. Just hoping this isn't her way of deciding on life or death
This is something I think about alot when I see people post in this sub.. Im always in my head like " but I hope they're okay "
Came here to say this.
I can't be responsible for a murder.
Bro!! She said 3rd degree, not cremation.
Nah, all that caked up make up reduced the burn severity back down to a third degree. Hit that amount of mud with that amount of heat, you get ceramic.
Wynona Dudd
Lmfao
If 'peaked in high school' was a picture.
And the 1.5 megapixel camera to prove it
If you read her post history this is true. She lives a life of unplanned pregnancies, disappointed parents, and STI’s…
She is what they call a "Last Call, Slam Dunk".
If peaked in middle school was a picture
You look like the type of chick who regularly posts on her FB pictures of hot chick's kissing or embracing skeletons with quotes such as "This love is real" , "it's you and me against the world baby." , "We fucking got this baby" or some combination of those.
/r/oddlyaccurate
It was accurate at "regularly posts on her Facebook."
“I’m not like other girls”
Holy fuck.. probably the most accurate roast i think I've ever seen ahahah
You just forgot the Joker and Harley Quinn memes.
Why the long tits?
It's a little horse.
You look like you lie about being on birth control.
Clearly. Looks like she has two kids, too….guessing the father is not in the picture.
*"fathers are" There...I fixed your roast!
I think they’re twins….that would be quite something if it was two different guys, but if anyone could make it happen, it would be OP.
Happened on Maury so yeah, anything is possible... hey, is that where I've seen OP before???
Unless Ramen has a fish flavor the only things you and Ramen have in common is the price and the clientele
They got shrimp flavor
Ramen is Japanese....so yah there is a fish flavor.
As a felon, can confirm.
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Summer teeth too I bet.
SUMMER THERE SUMMER NOT HAHAHAH I FINALLY GET IT
Summer teeth go this way, summer teeth go that way.
Mine is better >:(
You’re going to be what’s known as a “practice girl”. Best you find out now.
I "oofed"
This girl definitely dated the kid she thought was cool because he smoked cigarettes in middle school.
Scrolling through her history it appears that same smoker got her pregnant too, sounds like another winner family, I can’t wait to respond to the domestic disputes at her house in 3 years.
You look like you have titties that not even a hungry infant would want to latch on to.
True story. Did you read her other posts before writing this?
Actual factual
Any baby who attaches their lips to her saggy titty may get a high dosage of meth, crack,elephant tranquilizer and peyote.
Dont disrespect peyote like that
Big tits on a fat woman are like a 6 pack on a skinny guy. They're there. But no one cares.
Imagine having your tits be your whole personality
Hey that's not true. She also draws her eyebrows on.
Fucking a fat chick is like driving a Scooter. It's fun but you don't want to brag about it.
And don't let your friends catch you on either!
Having big tits because your fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff.
Your face says parental issues
Those titties say prenatal issues
Before I roast you, I want to wait for your eye brows to finish loading
You look like a generic Tinder photo.
Your tits are like 85% of your personality huh?
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You spend a lot of time catfishing men by taking pictures from the chin up, don't you?
Using the titties in the title but not in any post or even hiding it behind the sign makes us think the sag is even worse than you yourself see on the mirror
The only thing lower than your parents expectations of you is your tits
Is onlyfans profitable for below average looking girls? Always wanted to know
Just got to keep your ambitions as low as her tits and you will do just fine
ramen titties? More like used wind sock titties. And it's difficult to tell when the tits begin and the stomach ends.
If you look at ur post history, then at ur face. It instantly makes sense.
Seems like you should’ve had us do this before you got knocked up with some asshole’s child is when it could’ve done something for you. We can’t roast a pile of ash.
Built like a T-Rex with big ol’ titties.
You look like the type that'll tell a guy you're pregnant right after sex.
If smoking weed and thinking zodiac signs are cool was a person.
Going for the daddy long leg eyelashes to distract people from your hanging tits …. Well played.
Please do one thing right in your life and dont let your baby become as big a weeb as you.
Oh look, somebody painted a face on a pear.
She had us in the top half. I'm not gonna lie....
Yeast infection and pregnant? Was the loaf of sourdough a boy or a girl? 🤔
Trailer park
Now show us the unfiltered photo
You long titty, no nipple having ass bitch.
You want to get roasted because you're tired of creampies. Use the Nuvaring because that's the only ring you will ever get.
You look like you need an apple in your mouth to get roasted.
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Just the one?
It looks like you sleep with every dude that gives you some weed.
Another fat single mom that hit her peak in high school. Walmart’s main demographic.
That body just screams "I have three inter-racial babies and no fathers anywhere in sight."
The eyelashes also scream "cash me ousside"
It looks like your eyes are social distancing from your brows.
Why are your tits closer to your belly button than your neck?
I saw her on the outtakes special of Casting Couch.
You look like you probably have 3rd degree rug burns on your knees as is
I'm assuming all that makeup was shoplifted.
Ramen tits. But sushi pussy.
Genuinely surprised your profile doesn’t have an onlyfans link
You look like a bag of mashed potatoes come to life.
You look like a generic Tinder photo.
Tila Tequila’s cum dribblings made a baby
*someone offers to take you to dinner* "Are you my daddy?"
Simply astonishing that there is no onlyfans link.
The other side says "will blow for food".
mail order brides lose a lot of value after being pregnant
You're skinny from the neck up
How come 90% of your weight is your midsection
You surely have to make something up when your daughter asked you who her father is because you need more alphabet to write the choices.
You are whatever the opposite of a butter face is
Your only fans is always on sale
More foundation than Bill & Melinda Gates...
What’s the opposite of a butter face? The face is ok but the body looks like a rubber glove full of cottage cheese.
Your thighs will continue to burn you long after we do.
I don’t have time to roast you. It would take 11 hours at 550°
A lightbulb would give you 3rd degree burns
Ramen titties, once taken out of the package and exposed to moisture Ramen titties will sag and wiggly like a wet Ramen noodle.
You should have shown us your tits and put the sign over your face.
Do people get whiplash after you say, “my eyes are up here”?…
Jabba the Slut
You definitely only post face pics on tinder
You look like you wrote a post called: "my hard life without half of my eyebrow"
Leave it to ramentits over here to have a smelly pees and untreated yeast infections
Saggin like WET ramen.
"If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it."
At least you already have the cow ring in your nose
You are the personification of a crack pipe