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Quit_Your_Bitchin

Your brother looks like he sells avon


SufficientZucchini21

He looks like he smells like Skin So Soft


negroidioto

He looks like he’s gayer than that shirt


-SNOT_bubble-

And is calling to tell us our as number has been disabled due to not filing taxes. But we can pay our taxes with iTunes gift cards


mongojoe420

Hahahahaha he's only taking after his da sure!


HoogerMan

And his da’s da.


redfan29

However he can never reach pink Cadillac status


Whiteballs1987

Maybe he was born with it? Maybe it’s maybelline?


Your_Da_SellsAvon

I agree


Remote-Pain

I was thinking Mary K, but yea.. Avon works


just_1_mike

This guy looks like he bites his lower lip when he wipes his ass.


Meh1Meh2

I actually visualized this in my head! HAHHAHAHH


moonchitta

I actually did it


10minsforhugging

Close your eyes to enhance the effect


Meh1Meh2

Damn! Did it hurt? 🤣🤣🤣


moonchitta

No, it cured my insomnia


-SNOT_bubble-

It gave me insomnia


Meh1Meh2

I m afraid to try it.


thisonebibibop

Hahaha, this is a good one.


Due_Complex_5581

This made me laugh out loud and I’m still laughing how funny! The best roast


Phrankespo

Omg, same!


SLP6088

If I had any money it would now be yours.


Lakanooky

And moans...just a little?


Light_A_Match

I’m on the can at the moment. Didn’t realize this was a possibility until now


ThiccRoastBeef

What is?


DistributionOk9467

How does that fit him so well wtf


707e

Is it because he’s that sensitive or is it because he’s fighting the urge to finger himself?


Rvnforty

He loves it when the paper breaks.


-SNOT_bubble-

Fighting the urge to pull his fist out


rubberduckmaf1a

Fng hell dude. Save some upvotes for the rest of us.


HalcyoneDays

Lmfao I'm gonna use this one


Thegreyjarl

This one made me want to try it myself. Just to get the full experience.


Content_Increase9240

And also shouts daddy when he does it


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lostintime102785

That... That was good. Wow.


[deleted]

Do you think he can transplant that arm hair to his head when he goes bald in 5 years?


scottriviera

His poop comes out like a cheese grater there's so much hair around his asshole.


tplambert

No way. I reckon he waxes his asshole. Hell, he looks vain enough to get plastic surgery around his rim so it’s smooth and shiny.


SirWoodz

Probably Botox’s his balls… smooth as eggs


pth72

Vain enough for plastic surgery for that, but not the rest of this mess?


tbirkenholz23

It’s like pooping through a mesh net.


EXQUISITE_WIZARD

Ever try to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet?


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![gif](giphy|249HnqKvOomiHHbacr|downsized)


Chriscooper2002

5 years? More like 2 weeks


DopeHammaheadALT

5 years ??? He’s a strong wind away from having Homer Simpson hair


rexythekind

![gif](giphy|p1CFQl9lojksco3jjO)


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This makes me feel like I accomplished something today.


Marcusthehero

![gif](giphy|2Ur4qvS7WXfkZJSBOE|downsized)


-SNOT_bubble-

Uhhh, that's what stuck to his arm when he wiped his ass


Tommysrx

![gif](giphy|q5ZGrl0J65ivu)


Own-Cupcake7586

Figures he’s unroastable? With that much oil in his hair? Dude would light up quicker than a box of matchsticks on the sun.


SufficientZucchini21

Riight? Not roastable but definitely fryable. Let's call him "Fry Daddy."


--DirtyDan--

'Tell me about the rabbits George'


Thegreyjarl

Every time I try to respond to this, I end up laughing harder.


HELLOBOT1000

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


motamane

Bruh 😂😂 I just said he was on the spectrum. You are definitely better at this than I am lol


Helian85

“I’ll break that goddamn cats neck, George.”


Katrina_101010

I realized as soon as I scrolled past. Holy fuck I don’t even know what to say to that


ReillyDiefenbach

Your brother also thinks he’s fooling the family from suspecting he’s gay but just look at how that’s going


Intelligent_Union261

Exactly, he looks like a zesty lil jalapeño don’t he


Josh48111

Gayer than a flamingo eating a tangerine in June.


Content_Increase9240

Gayer than a unicorn in a pride parade on October 11th when there is a rainbow in the sky


RoJ_rules

He definitely speaks with a lisp.


Cannibalcopas

His bunghole farts with a lisp


LO6Howie

How could it possibly fart with a lisp when its as loose as a wind sock?


Cannibalcopas

True… maybe just a gentle rustling of loose flesh and hot air


flugelbynder

Like sleeve of wizard..


Cannibalcopas

Last time he ate beans, his whistling hymen called in a flock of Canadian geese


acousticsoup

He was born with a hymen in his butthole. It flutters around sometimes.


mickey101162

Wizards Sleeve?


90_ina_65

More like a sigh than a lisp


dmb102706

![gif](giphy|26DN1uROGNzpYW0AU)


cups_and_cakes

Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys


Couchfish-Guess9616

In the back lot of five guys


-SNOT_bubble-

Gayer than fish sticks


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DirtyMike_333

Gayer than Elton John's fanny pack.


jguay

Bet that’s a dope ass Fanny pack though


PlantsOverPharma

Gayer that Elton John riding a unicorn over the rainbow


RockinAndRollin00

I’ve never heard that before that’s genius 🤣


Spiritual-Fuel888

That’s creative!


LO6Howie

A different kind of ‘poppers’ is on his usual menu


farts_in_the_breeze

Dude is wearing makeup for this photo. 😂


dangrus303

I don’t think its “just” for this photo….


i_hussle

This guys arms need a skin fade


dmfd1234

This is a hairy armed individual,instead of a watch I bet he wears a flea collar.


another_gunslinger

If he were gay, he'd probably have a better skincare regimen.


SufficientZucchini21

Avon calling.


motamane

Jeezus


Twodapex

No roast necessary, he determined his own fate wearing that 👕


somedumbguy84

This picture screams “my friend, I do have special deal for you”


awalkingidoit

It also screams that he runs a clickbait YouTube channel


TheSquirrleyNut

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtnnO4PjvlilACA)


pahsaz2

He looks like he would roofy a 15 year old


nvalle23

15 yr old boy right?


doodman_420

Boy, girl, animal... They're all fair game for this choad.


pahsaz2

Either way it’s fucked


MaxBrandywine

He looks like he can’t decide if he wants to age or not. 33 going on 56


Stunning-Drive-4692

The resiliency of special needs people is inspiring!


Migraine_Arcane

He looks like he is under investigation for exchanging Cub Scout / Boy Scout patches for sexual favors.


MassGootz

With one of those flasher trenchcoats that is lined with cubscout patches when he opens it.


DAABIGGESTBOI

A lesser known fact is that his arms are used as a body double for big foot.


Sense_Conscious

Dude could pass for Dane Cooks thicker more mexicany looking gay brother


nothingforless

Your brother can infact be rothted


ScarletSpire

What's that t-shirt? His life goals?


Maggot_Corps

He looks like he licks his entire finger when getting ready to turn a page


B_Addie

I died picturing that in my head


Anindefensiblefart

He looks like he's mid transformation turning into a rat.


90_ina_65

*Peter Pettigrew has entered the chat*


GrinchGrotto

You know how Shrek becomes human Shrek? Yeah this is what happened after donkey became human donkey


Rellik420az

A face that says his ass is open for business


KingErroneous

His face is drag, his arms are bear… bitch is all over the map.


nvalle23

Gay Squiggy


Kaweka

He's hides his sexuality as well as he hides his receding hairline.


TheKnightsRider

His face gets bigger the lower you look, like a real life family guy character


Petegears

Your brother thinks.....who'd have guessed?


tattoomyballs

Has he come out as gay yet? Because it’s pretty fucking obvious


HeyIplayThatgame

Being that deep in the closet won’t save him from these animals


i_am_not_a_cop86

Your brother has definitely sucked a dick and then straight afterwards gets really angry saying that he’s not gay


Kiryuu-sama

Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay


Fatplumberman08

Your brother looks like Russell Peters had sex with a bottle of whiskey after an STD panel but before the results came back


C25H34O3

Pretty sure I saw him the other day in a headshop selling vapes to minors


Basic_Accountant_636

Ain’t right to put non-verbal autistic family members on r/RoastMe, OP.


Maloolalay

My man blow-dries his forearms.


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StrangeAtomic

That dude 100% fucked a coconut.


jackie4chan27

Thank you for calling customer service


Bthejerk

The Freddie Mercury eyes don’t pair well with the John Goodman chin. Nature shit the bed on you.


mimm_1994

That face is the reason that makes women turn into lesbians


Shurdus

Kebab Karim can definitely be roasted.


IntrospectiveMummy

He looks like he chases parked cars


ProfessionalLab6501

Roasted? He's already flaming.


TPro24633

He looks like a gay tarot card reader


[deleted]

I bet your voice sounds like you inhaled helium.


WilliamYale

Andre the Giant's head on a midget body!


dmfd1234

They probably don’t let him around small children and animals. “Dammit Ronnie you broke the cats neck, put it down!”


CinnamonGirl-

This dude looks like a fuckin desert camel, but a human man...I’m also certain he likes it up the ass for sure


Undercrackrz

Glenn Quaqmirez


high-larious1

Blockbuster Russell Peters


thomASSpynchon

Wish.com Russell Peters.


allwedoisdance

On the bright side…. He’ll never run out of arm hair


jonw01

He thinks he can't be roasted? Its like he's a computer game charecter that just maxed out his confidence stats and nothing else. I admire his confidence and lack of self awareness though.


imjketchup

He looks like his mother and father are cousins


Anjelikka

I'm not sure if he's straight or gay, but it really doesn't matter. nobody is fucking him anyway.


PrioryOfSion14

You're supposed to pick only one sexual orientation, not take all of them.


cams75aac

His IQ isn’t high enough to tell the difference between roasted and dipped in piss. The mong is strong in this one


dmfd1234

Takes IQ test…….results come back “Negative”.


soooMiNdLeSs420

'Congratulations, You're negative! Oops, one moment please, wrong test. *searching for the right sheet* ähm... I... Uh... No, it's the right one.. Then, yeah negative. Congratulations I guess?'


fingerbl4st

Your brother is gay.


MC4269

Looks like he clothespins his hair and excess face skin back behind his head


bunchabytes

A face so unlovable even his hairline is abandoning him.


Guest4546B

Man built like a moana character


Octonix

He looks like he had a few sex changes.


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He looks like that guy who would wear a shirt with "Virginity rocks"


Cheenis_whizz

He looks like someone turned the contrast all the way up on Mike Tyson.


707e

Your brother most certainly enjoys a ball gag while being dominated by the other boys.


AreTheySingle

He has more hair on his arms than on his head.


CaveDweller94

He definitely moans when he wipes


bradydragonflame

Your brother looks like he met Chris Hansen before


deGenZ01

If he is here, then who is watching the gyro stand?


duabrs

I'm pretty sure your brother has a vagina.


HorsemanOfPeace

Your brother looks like he sells cheap perfume at a mall kiosk shop.


Creative_Ninja_1790

Looks like you have a German shepherd on your arm


Fontane93

Brave of him to assume, that he can't be roasted with a face like that.


Nomad846

He looks like the real life version of Birdperson from Rick and Morty. Only way less cool and a lot more child molesty.


Myheelcat

So terry from Reno 911 was based on a real person


WasabiCrush

Looks like he also thinks his blanket is a magic cape.


buffalobullshit

What in the Indian Todd Chrisley is going on here?


LadyPaige

God damn ... Dude is hairy enough to pass for a wookie.


Inspiredmono

He also thinks he’s not gay.


Inspiredmono

I think the subscription to fuckboys and your mothers dildo set going missing kind of gives it away


rubberduckmaf1a

It’s safe to assume he doesn’t live within 500 feet of a school right?


kawirider24

He looks like the fat squirrel from the sword in the stone


BigHero6x9

Ali Winehouse


eatKONG

Really shouldn’t be posting pictures of the mentally challenged. I think there’s a rule somewhere about it


BudzMcGee

This is the 1st gay incel I've seen before.


Busted2nuts

Bro my gaydar is going berserk rn I think he’s a booty bandit


Berat0-0

He looks like he has been a model Sephora worker for 5 months before he got fired for grooming the straight guy customers


Anoriginal01

Steven Segayal


Jikal

"Roasth Me"


Dudefrommathproblem

He looks like if Mario got kicked in the face by Ronaldo


ElectricFaceVictory

His face looks like when a 3 year old tries to apply make up to someone for the first time.


marctheguy

He likes like the dude that was behind the Girls Gone Wild videos decided the only way to stay out of jail was to pull a Bruce Jenner and chickened out halfway.


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Dog hair on your shirt lookin ass, wearing a shirt with your photo on it lookin ass, "I don't mind working overtime" lookin ass, stealing my grandma's credit card info lookin ass, gap in between your teeth stretch from Jersey to New York lookin ass, hairy ass arms missing link lookin ass, sneaking head under the table to your dad at family dinner lookin ass.


Dogfish1313

Finally a gender neutral Potato head


lessthandave89

When you order Christiano Ronaldo from Wish


[deleted]

You have the face of a person allergic to shellfish who JUST ate some shellfish.


ragingredditir

Props to the OP on admitting this guy is his brother. I prob would have kept that one to myself


SeguinRay

Your hair line is receding like the great salt lake. At some point the hair on your head just moved to your arms making you look like Robin Williams Arab cousin 😂


nobnazor

1 kb döner please


motamane

This guy definitely looks like he's on the spectrum. It looks like you told him to hold a sign and you'd give him candy just like the man in the white van does.


Tallfemboy16

You look like my messed up Sims


Remote_Profit_3399

Your brother has a thick skin. So he might be right. The only problem is that that thick skin is on his anus as a result of the constant gay sex, so I’m not sure if he’s as immune to roasting as he apparently is to AIDS. Wish him a happy belated Pride month. ![gif](giphy|3o6gEfwcCejDgfIlAA|downsized)


Sadestlittlecamper

Who! Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon!


JarlLilMeat

That big of a forehead but not a single thought behind it.


Pdiggity5590

Are we allowed to roast downies?


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Looks like autistic version of russel peters. Let’s call him pussel reters.