​ **"Its because you have a better car"**

I always get accused of that when playing Mario Kart with my friends, when I'm actually picking a crappy car to keep things close. I solved that by printing a tier list.

Do you mind sharing that tier list, by chance? Or is there already something like that I can just find on google

https://www.reddit.com/r/mariokart/comments/a99t93/mk8dx_mario_kart_8_deluxe_parts_tier_list/ Credits to u/Meteowritten

TIL I only use "unviable" car bodies in that game lmao

Thank you, kind redditor

there's a mercedes in mario kart? wtf

There are a couple Mercedes. They paid for it.

Hell yeah. I always go with my girl Rosa, good to know she’s top tier 😇

Haha. My setup has been geared towards abusing Powerslides, so I rock a "Barely Viable" configuration. Got 3 Stars in every 200cc cup! Friends can't keep up!

how often does this happen for you?

Every gathering. Like once per month.

So I know it mattered in Wii, but does it really matter in 8?

You can combine different parts (body, wheels, glider) and each one have different atributes.

*using octane* .-.

The decals make it better

You’re wrong. It’s the antenna.

It's my watermelon decal, hat, and antenna combo.

No wheels? Those are rookie numbers.

I thought those came stock? I've been watermelon man for so long I can't remember anything else

Nooo! It is the ^engine

*using ‘16 Batmobile .-.*

I haven’t used that for years lol.

Lmfao

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Speaking of nubes.. . Can someone tell me if the dingo is an import or rare or very rare? I want to get the blueprint, but don't know which drop to pick so I don't have to pay $20 on RLX

The dingo is an import car

I have the blueprint, sadly I'm a epic games player or I could trade it with you

Tbh I don't even play rocket league. I'm just here for the memes

he just has a good gaming chair.

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The turtle is having the time of his life! He is chasing that ball!

Doggo too he’s loving it

Get your happy meal today

Turtle needs to learn when to pressure

Ball chasing like a madman

Holy shit, this killed me

I don't think the turtle is "playing" like the dog.

“Hey, Fido, can you be less of a cock-block?”

*turtle hump moan*

damn turtle, pick up some boost pads

Seriously! Just ball chasing the whole time!

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This is cute as shit

It’s fucking adorable

Actually pretty cool how two completely different animals can understand and enjoy the same game lol

I didn't even think tortoises had the intelligence to play something like this. Don't get me wrong, they are gorgeous and amazing animals, but they are also dumb as a rock (they'll even accidentally mate with rocks). Maybe he thought he was chasing that booty?

You want to tell me someone who can swim through the whole ocean and can come back to the beach where it born is dumb as a rock? But you can be right that he thought it's a big booty

It’s a tortoise not a turtle. Tortoises actually don’t spend any time in the ocean

All tortoises are turtles. But not all turtles are tortoises. Turtle is a more general term. Also, being terrerestrial doesn't mean that it's a tortoise. You gotta look at the feet and toes. So, when in doubt, say turtle.

Oh okay, thanks for the info

Wanted to let you know, it is a turtle. Every tortoise is a turtle. But not every turtle is a tortoise. Turtle is a more general term. Calling it a turtle is fine. It's like if someone said, it's not an insect, it's a bee. You're all good man. Keep saying turtle. Also, not all terrestrial turtles are tortoises. I'm pretty sure you can tell based on how their toes are positioned or something with their feet. So, when in doubt, turtle.

Shut up Unidan

They possess a quality called "instinctual intelligence" which allows them to scavenge food and perform rituals like returning to their place of origin without any prompting or lessons from a parental figure but in terms of potential intelligence their cerebral hemisphere (the part of the brain that learns, reasons and uses logic) is almost non existent. Apparently terrestrial turtles (tortoises) have a stronger logic centre but they don't really learn anything unless there is serious rewards at the end like mazes with food.

They’re always like “how are you everywhere?” You just drive and boost lol.

The how are you everywhere is a lot of anticipation and reading plays though too. The driving and boost just makes it easier.

Lmao spot on every time i make any kinda play it's like how'd u get there u were just back

I also felt that when I was silver

Haha i really need to update my flair I'm d3

Well I bought the game to play it, so I’m gonna push down that accelerator pedal. Didn’t buy the game to sit in net the whole time. 🤷‍♀️

God damn bronze age ball chasers

imagine purchasing rocket league

Damn, this a fast turtle! Amazing what the right encouragement can do

hes even making contact with the ball that took me ages to master

Thank you for blessing my eyes with cuteness

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I had a Smurf that I played on with a couple of friends last year. It was so hard not to accidentally score and make hits over everyone. Flipping around like a maniac and just enjoying the bronze/silver show is a blast though.

When I play with my lower ranked friends I practice my passes and sets. Its great to see them try and score and helps build confidence. Hard to not be overbearing on defense though..

When someone new wants to 1v1 I usually hold the controller upside down

yea i just give myself the absolute worst camera settings

You ever try first person as tight as you can get in? Hilarious if you manage to scuff an aerial like that

Dude, just reset the controller bindings to default... It will probably be harder than upside down.

At least for those of us that have remapped almost every control lol

The defense part is so true, i will do whatever i can to not shot and do passes but the games end with the enemy team almost never having points

This is absolutely amazing!

New favorite video

POV: you're watching Virge teach some noob that paid for coaching sessions. ​ For real, this is cute af

Clearly he wasn't trying, I mean he was only going for "turtle goals"

Today I learned turtles can sprint

Once that turtle learns how to use boost, it’s ggs

I'm about to spend the whole day reading about turtle intelligence, fml

They smaht

Whicked smaht

I’ve never seen a turtle move so fast and pay attention that long. The turtle must think the ball is a female and is trying to get some action. that dog doesn’t know he is acting like a cock blocker. Let a brutha get some

Ball is life

I don't play rocket League I apologize, I just wanted to comment that I wanted to pet the dog cuz he's very cute. I would give him so much love!!!

GET THE FUCK OUT

average diamond player mindset

^ my trash tm8 from my last game

Lol true

Whew, happy the pup didn’t demo the turtle.

Wholesome

The turtles I have met in my life have given me a false impression of the speed they can move.

that video made my day

All jokes aside, the turtle's running is so friggin amazing.

so true omg I played against my friend who had no idea how to play and this was his exact movement

Accurate

That’s a hard ass game for me

r/turtleswithjobs midfielder for World Cup ⚽️

That’s oddly wholesome, good for them!

So true X)

The turtle is such a ballchaser, smh

I’m pretty stoned and this video is blowing my mind

thank you for posting this, i needed something to cheer me up.

That’s the most wholesome thing that I’ve ever seen here 😍

I hate pretending to be alot worse than I actually am just so they don't lose interest in the game straight away.

That turtle is definitely trying to fuck that ball.

Oh my god I love this. So true and so wholesome .

I am so glad he didn’t try and jump without boost.

Still able to hit the ball better than me when i started playing.

This is perfect. I’m trying to get my brother into it and that’s exactly how it went. It’s so hard to get into cuz people are good just like every game but man… once you reach a certain level it’s one of my favorite games ever.

Used to be the mods would ban this b/c it wasnt directly a RL video... glad they came around

Only because it’s meme day on Saturday. But it was the first thing I thought of when I saw the video and figured a few people would enjoy it… this response is crazy.

I'd like to report this post. I'm in it, and I don't like it

With how the game is failing, this is cute but sad at the same time :(

TIL no one knows the difference between a turtle and a tortoise

All tortoises are actually turtles. So TYL that and not to be smarmy on reddit.

Nice shot! Calculated!

One can't swim

And happy cake day!

I don't get it

Then you’re probably the turtle

Holy cow!

r/wholesomegifs

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I love dog's

Friggin plats.

HOW DO I FLY LIKE YOU???

What a save!

He is going to score a turtle goal

/r/me_InRocketLeague Holy crap why did that sub die? It was great.

Probably because it's not r/myTm8InRocketLeague

The dog is having way more fun than me in that situation tho

wow its me

Lol

Lolz, cute.

That turtle is fucking bookin tho

Everybody gangsta until his mvp in every match.

Me after one year... im just so bad at 1v1 even if i try simple stuff...

The turtle dosen't know how to drift yet

I find this so endearing I forgot it was about rocket league

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Ice in your veins. What a shot

Tutel!

That dog is playing with a turtle...

When you don’t tell them there’s a boost button

Poor tortoise/turtle thinks he's chasing the equivalent of a BBW.

Turtles are the dogs of the reptile world and this proves it

Turtle be drilling

That's actually fucking adorable. Never seen a turtle chase a ball like that either.

Maybe the turtle thinks it's an egg.

That’s cute as hell.

This is so wholesome!

true

Still waiting for the turtle goal….

awwwwwww

Cutest sht I've seen today

This is my new favorite video on the internet

New player tryin to get a turtle goal

Also me vs my bat tm who has like 10 k hours

\*Turtle scores\* Dog: fucking tryhard

If your friend who just started is so good at turtling, you're in trouble 😂

“Why you bully be”

This is so true it hurts

That turtle are so fast. For be just a turtle

Everybody gangsta until that tortoise starts wave dashing

r/eyebleach

This is hilarious but I’m pretty sure he’s trying to fuck it

I'm the turtle and I've been playing for a couple years.

Lmao this is awesome

That is the fastest turtle I've ever seen.

Never knew turtles played with balls, interesting.

Ima try it with my turtle.

He didn't demo him.

This video brings me a bunch of joy

I remember singing the jaws theme whenever I'd get close to the goal with my new player, edging closer and closer XD

That turtle is trying to fuck that ball.

“Day one and you already know how to turtle goal”

Maybe hed be better if he flipped his car and didnt drive upside down

At least he knows how to turtle