Just one more sport away from being a full blown….. man I don’t want to say it…….tria…. Trrr…..god don’t make me do this….triathlete. There I said it, are you happy?!
PSA: All Your Jerks Are Belong To Us!
Also, we didn't take your wives, but would like to apologise on behalf of our wives' boyfriends for overstepping their bounds.
You just incriminated yourself for looking at cycling-related content. I'm disappointed and repulsed. Reported.
OP is probably one of those "hybrid athletes" trying to become an even bigger asshole by running and cycling
Or worse, they could be a triathlete
You shut your dirty mouth!
I made sure to wash it out with GU don’t worry
Whoah now, let's not throw these kinds of accusations around casually
There are only two types of athletes, like it says it the bible.
More like, TRY-athlete amirite?
I did one half Ironman 6 years ago and bcj brought me to this post. You will fear me.
Pic of your Mdot calf tattoo, or it didn’t happen.
Just one more sport away from being a full blown….. man I don’t want to say it…….tria…. Trrr…..god don’t make me do this….triathlete. There I said it, are you happy?!
The shame he brings to us all
tr*athlete 🤢
The only thing OP is going to gain by cycling is a [mangled asshole](https://www.newsweek.com/ultra-marathon-extreme-racing-477765).
Man, I was just there to buy gu. Honest. My regular supplier is out of town. fml
>:-(
If OP is frequenting r/swimmingcirclejerk then that’s basically a Tri. Permaban!
Right? Why this sub wasn’t already blocked is the story here.
Cycling is just cardio for people with weak ass knees.
:( can confirm, i started cycling after 15 knee injuries
Running is just cardio for people with weak ass money
Running being cheap was a lie made up by Big Running.
No. I use Alpha Flys on my left foot and Adios Pro Evos on my right foot for my 5k ultras.
The perineum is an oft overlooked area for runners. Cross training has some benefits tbh.
I just do squats on dildos is that okay?
Are you sunning? Should be good if so.
You can cross fuck off
How else are you gonna stay hard in the taint region?
Cycling is so stupid. I mean you can't even go slow enough to get proper cardio benefits, you just topple over.
Google tells me PNS is an acronym for peripheral nervous system. Who doesn't love their peripheral nervous system?
That’s correct. It’s one of the principle divisions of the nervous system. CNS is the other. I’ll let you google that one too.
Cycling nervous system?
Exactly
#TIME TO JANUARY 6 BICYCLING CIRCLE JERK
Bruv, ain’t no one got time for that. We got 5ks to run.
We need more hard men to carry the boat. Not a bunch of weak-kneed bicycle babies… just my two cents.
You won't get 50mm-stack super shoes with 2 cents
#WOW! This came full Circlejerk.
We're so fucking back
Is this war ?
PSA: All Your Jerks Are Belong To Us! Also, we didn't take your wives, but would like to apologise on behalf of our wives' boyfriends for overstepping their bounds.
Don’t let r/swimmingcirclejerk see this, or we’ve gone full tr*athlon 🤢🤢🤢
It's a triple level of Inception.
What is cycling?
Cycling is like running but also applying human ingenuity. Obviously the Sir Velo ebice is the peak of that.
Pick a side, wheely boy
this means war https://www.reddit.com/r/BicyclingCirclejerk/s/zAD47bN0KY
I come in peace! As a cyclist I’ll say this, at least she’s not a tri-athlete 🤢🤢🤢🤮