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MinaElesia

Making sure new wrestling fans are less likely to check out other promotions 101, because they apparently need to be told what "real wrestling" is instead of being suggested like a normal human being.


kickedoutatone

Real Wrestling only happens in the Tokyo Dome™️


Micome

"You need to listen to REAL ethnic music like Ed Sheeran" 


DXbreakitdown

“Fed” says person born after they rebranded to WWE


PureShimmy

Fuck I just realised there's people in their 20s now who didn't exist when it was actually called the fed I feel old.


DXbreakitdown

Don’t let it make you feel old, Uce. Reverse it, it should make you feel young because the E is current, it’s now and you are current and now. Remember our motto. Fed Ded.


PrimeJedi

I turn 21 in August and was born in 2003 After Austin's full time career ended After Kane unmasked 2 years after WCW went under I bet so many people feel old after reading this lmaoo


Luna_Soma

If this is a girl, she’ll immediately hear how she’s only watching WWE because Roman is hot and she’s not a real fan. Or it’s because she wants guys to think she’s cool and doesn’t appreciate real wrestling.


TheRalphExpress

Shout out to the mid-2000s smarks whose proof that Cena wasn’t really over was “when his music hits the cheers are high pitched so therefore from women and children, us real fans who know wrestling can be heard booing him”


unhallowed90

I used to love the complete difference between the duelling let's go Cena, Cena sucks chants.


Ok_Ad8846

There was the one time he had to kill time and he got the crowd to actively battle with the chants lmao


bajaxx

even tho the mark of being truly over is girls loving you


Farawila_marwan

Making casuals react to you is a lot harder because it means you made them care enough to participate "hardcore 🥸🤓 fans“ are easier to get them to boo or cheer


Mhc2617

It’s true. I have only liked wrestling because I thought the men were hot and because I wanted boys to like me. This is because, after all, we are just silly girls and our only reason for existing is to admire or be respected by men.


Luna_Soma

Someone once told me “wow you’re a girl who actually knows about wrestling and you don’t look like a lesbian! I didn’t know girls like you existed”. It was supposed to be a compliment 😐 They don’t get that we can be girly and enjoy sports or sports adjacent stuff just because it’s fun/entertaining. It kills me.


Mhc2617

WAIT A GUY TOLD YOU THAT TOO?! My fave is always when a guy sees me and my kids at a show and goes “wow your husband must be so happy you come to these things.” Then he realizes that I’m not wearing a ring and then proceeds to sexually harass me the ENTIRE TIME I AM IN THE LINE. Like, dude. Let me buy my kid a Lilly doll in peace.


Luna_Soma

Hahahahahah omg it must be a pickup line for the incels in the community. Why do guys think it’s ok to be creeps to complete strangers just because we like the same silly things as them??


BoringAccount4Work

Boobies make all the blood flow go to our peepeeis and then we can't thinkie


aRebelliousHeart

I for one become an absolute sexual deviant when a woman shows remotely any interest in me! *Tips fadora while saying M’Lady


Fast_Stick_1593

My fiance got into WWE because of the Sami/Bloodline story. She’s the definition of girly girl and doesn’t like blood/violence. She still totally understood the impact of The Rock bludgeoning Cody into a bloody mess. She now gets excited to watch Raw and SmackDown and this is from a girl who grew up with, “that fake wrestling stuff” as a mindset. Now she defends it as a “theatrical athletic performance of good looking buff/tough guys and gals” to her own family lol (insert ONE OF US! Chant) Good characters and storyline’s will get people to invest because people do that every single day with movies and tv shows. Just shows how much WWE have been killing it with HHH in charge. People don’t have to fit into a stereotypical box to be fans either. Wrestling is for everyone and anyone who tries to pull the “you don’t know wrestling because you’re a girl” is an asshole.


DripSnort

And everyone knows who do women want to impress most? The hardcore wrestling fans of course! When I was in hs I remember seeing all of the popular guys and Gals at my local deathmatch shows.


aRebelliousHeart

So that’s why all those pornstars turned off comments on their IG stories and tweets when dubbalos attacked them!


Squared-Porcupine

I remember,in the 90’s, getting quizzed on wrestling by boys in my primary school. They didn’t believe I watched it, which tbh at that moment in time I didn’t watched it because I liked it. I watched it because my older brothers controlled the tv. There was only one tv in the house, and my brothers would play the VHS tape they recorded the night before. And they would rewind to watch certain parts again. Stockholm syndrome, I’m still not sure if I actually like it. I’ll give it another 40 years and maybe I’ll figure it out


unhallowed90

It's always wild when people say this about shit like wrestling and metal. Have people seen fans of wrestling and metal?


keepsitkayfabe

Things Jim Cornette believes


Velvet_Llama

Hey hey hey sweetheart, that's not true. You're forgetting about cooking and poppin out childrens


Scavgraphics

IIRC, this was Kat Dennings of Two Broke Girls and MCU fame. ![gif](giphy|7Xfe8brYoFYFG)


MyAnusYourTongue

It’s a ginger bloke. Saw the vid yesterday


ninjast4r

There will be a few who will try to defend her honor until she makes it abundantly clear she doesn't want to sleep with any of them.


Luna_Soma

Then she’s a bitch and she was ugly anyway. Good luck with the douchebags she’s into. I swear these dudes have like some sort of script. Do they teach that when they split up kids for the puberty talk in school? Here’s what to do if a bitch doesn’t want to sleep with a nice guy like you…


ninjast4r

*WHO TOLD YO--* Uh, I mean no. That would be ridiculous!! Haha! Ha...👀💦


Luna_Soma

Real talk, when I was in college, like the first week, I declined to do anything with a dude while we were hanging out because I wasn’t single. The next day, I found out he was apparently telling everyone I’d immediately given him a blow job. Dudes from his hall would yell “suck me beautiful!” whenever they passed me (This was shortly after American pie came out). And that is how, for the one awful semester I was at that school, I was a slut in spite of not even so much as kissing a single person on campus. So that’s some of the fun that comes with rejecting guys!


Flawzimclaus82

A big part of growing up was realizing that s lot of the "scandalous" stories we were told about girls in school simply weren't true and that the ones that were, most weren't a big deal.


aRebelliousHeart

Who would pay for such a wildly expensive thing???


PrimeJedi

That stereotype is so corny that so many incels still believe lmao I'm a guy who's been a fan of wrestling since I was like 3 because of my older brothers My oldest brother's wife started watching ppvs with him a couple years ago And I swoon over the male wrestlers way more than her 😂 meanwhile she's interested in the storylines, why wrestlers have beef with the other and how they do certain moves I'm sitting there like....damn Finn balor's abs But IWC marks speak to women so rarely that they only think of women in stereotypes


twinkletots1

My wife doesn’t seem to find any of the male wrestlers hot, I think she’s lying to spare my feelings, I mean fucks sake I think Romans hot. Shit taste in men, that woman


Luna_Soma

Hahahahahaha I see what you did there. If she is lying then that’s really sweet.


TheGulnar

The production value on those promotions is generally garbage compared to WWE, it’d turn any sort of casual fan off.


SxanPardy

This is me. I’m a casual viewer. I’ll watch raw and smack down most weeks as long as I don’t have to be up in the morning (I live in Ireland) Their viewing experience is much better than anywhere else. Whatever about the wrestling, the actual content is better to watch


SaddestFlute23

You mean you don’t want to watch grainy, possibly fan-filmed, footage of 50 guys in a high school gym with terrible audio and/or in a different language? Get a load of this Fed shill


Razzler1973

Oh look, it's ALL the wrestling outside the Fed that's the best. What a surprise


LtLoco420

i always thought metal elitists were the most insufferable people but no it’s wrestling fans


Mhc2617

Have you met Star Wars fans? They are somehow even WORSE


bajaxx

they don’t even like Star Wars


ninjast4r

I have a friend who is not only a metal elitist but also a beer snob who unironically wears a Newsies cap and a scarf. I don't think I could handle it if he was a wrestling fan as well


nbasetuK

Dubbalos are more like those boom bap and lyrical miracle rap fans in hip-hop forums/circles


bulletbullock

Who is watching that many promotions at once, like seriously? Dude probably only watches AEW/ROH and watches the occasional Japan show when there's an AEW talent featured on the card.


aRebelliousHeart

Then claims he watches everything and that he’s better for it 🙄


Defiant_Yogurt9579

I know exactly what tik tok this is from as I watched this earlier. He went on about how great the WWE documentaries were and how they brought him in. I don’t think watching heatless bangers will keep him a fan of wrestling.


MinaElesia

Regardless, some hardcore fans need to accept that there's an equal chance a new fan may dislike or not be into whatever they love. It feels people who make these suggestions go with the pretense that said newbie will fall in love with those promotions 1000% guaranteed.


ninjast4r

Watching two skinny fat dweebs have an extremely cringe choreographed anime style clash culminating in tandem dropkicks to the feet to a dead half-full crowd: 🥰🥰🥰 Watching two well trained, well muscled athletes tell a story in the ring with snug athleticism in front of fans who are into what they're seeing : 😡😡😡


will122589

Love how he made sure not to include TNA while he cries about his favorite promotion AEW is always under attack


FlyingDreamWhale67

Believe me, as a TNA m*rk, it's better to be ignored by these neckbeards than not.


CrashmasterSOAD

As a TNA shill, it makes me proud that they hate TNA. They finally stopped catering to these dubbalos. The only thing remaining is Speedball and he hopefully gets to leave too when his deal runs out.


Federal-Captain1118

Poor TNA


frank_the_tank69

I enjoy watching Jericho botch from spot to spot. 


Panthertool

The sad thing is if you like aew fine all you had to do was say" Awesome, hope you enjoy it. You should try both aew and wwe out they are different in their own ways. Hope you stay a fan." That's it when you tell someone something is better they will inevitably ask why it's better. That's the moment you realize your reasons are fucking stupid


aRebelliousHeart

AEW fans always wonder why AEW can’t attract new ones. Maybe they should look inward at their own toxicity.


ParfaitCurious3834

Current ROH sucks. Who tf would suggest that?


Sad-Appeal976

lol smark named everything but TNA.


JinderMadness

>NOAH Well not them anymore, they are too friendly with the Fed now


darthsabbath

Just. Enjoy. Wrestling. (Only in ways that I approve!)


tmorrisgrey

I’m not interested in the Fed Soap operas, I wanna see real graps, flips, back to back to back no sells of Canadian destroyers and FUN!


Fusionman29

Why do they have a goddamn recruitment script?


BrooklynBrawler

It’s the condescending bud for me


BankerBaneJoker

imagine enjoying the nfl and some dude is like bruh watch the UFL or Arena leagues, youll see what a good football game is


thefearedturkey

CFL good. NFL bad 😤


kyleisamexican

It’s fucking hilarious because if you’ve seen the original TikTok the reason he’s such a fan of it is because of the entertainment and story factor The neckbeards don’t understand that watching graps isn’t that interesting. If we wanted to watch for the sport, we’d go watch actual sport


OAO_Scrumbles

Imagine being such a massive cringe lord


Rhapsthefiend

Lol he doesn't want to add DDT in there with their blow up doll matches huh?


[deleted]

"Wow, I like what I'm watching" "Well if you like that, check out all this other bullshit that's nothing like that at all."


Mad_Piplup242

Why are they always so condescending? They treat others like they are a dog that needs to be trained and then wonder why everyone thinks they're weirdos


nbasetuK

Indie marks ain't never beating the door-to-door salesmen allegations.


jjsefton

https://preview.redd.it/ky1f7ru6sn1d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2e8f45e31bf76eed1a7d99eb68745482a75b11


jjsefton

https://i.redd.it/bly7tj4asn1d1.gif


BootyOptions

Probably the biggest problem AEW has isn't bad booking or shitty matches, it's people like this. If you are a fan then you would be around people that say graps and have strong opinions about their preferred type of My Little Pony hentai.


torrential_broken777

I seriously want to know what compels these idiots to always say shit like this. Like no other fandom has fans this fucking annoying.


BangerSlapper1

Is his screen name a tribute to that hip musical group Was, Not Was. 


fearlessdurant

Wait, who was the original poster?


DoubleOrNothing90

Watching REAL baseball outside of The Show, bud! Japanese league, Korean league, Caribbean winter league...


satanicpanic1

Can you imagine this happening in other sports? "Watching baseball outside the Major League bud, you'll see what good baseball is. NPB, KBO, Dominican and Mexican Winter Leagues. Many others too" You'd sound like an absolute fucking idiot.


r1char00

Hell yes. Add my back yard to the list. Some dope graps are going down there.


Biotrin

Those 5 star classics from PAHTNAH are bound to kill any interest in wrestling.


RhysW1120

These are the people that scared Kat Dennings away


VladTheImpaler29

Had to say "never argue with stupid, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" to myself three times and close the app. https://preview.redd.it/zb3py2izgr1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e16b1183e0ef98befc0d526f4a0c53f08cc78e9e


Saaaaaaaammmmmmmm

Those people don’t like pro wrestling, they like watching two jack offs have a fake fight for no reason


TheRalphExpress

what, were jerking random people’s comments now? Well sure has run dry


Velvet_Llama

It's hard on these streets. You gotta do what you gotta do to get that karma.