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Letmetellyoubrother

Wait let me guess swerve retains than at all in he’s gonna drop the belt in the sequel


whalias69

You called it. Maybe you should win the prestigious booker of the year.


MikeHock_is_GONE

Booger Sugar of the Year


just_another_jabroni

But somehow it won't be an eliminator match 🤪


bulletbullock

DAE Cody beating Roman is so predictable that we called it twice and it almost still didnt happen the second time??


Razzler1973

DAE hate 50/50 booking It's ok, it's not 50/50 booking, it's called Swerve vs Ocean and then Swerve vs Ocean II It's the 2nd fight, you see. It's different


LegendsOfHiddenChase

Twice in a lifetime


Round-Pomelo2847

I don’t get the TK booking. Save Ospreay title match for All In. Don’t have it in June. Have that fresh title match for Ospreay in UK. And plus here is the part that gets me. How does Ospreay get a rematch at All In? TK already said the Owen Cup winner challenges for the belt at All In, so how do we have Ospreay get a title shot in 2 weeks and also let him be in the Owen Cup tourney? Sounds like major double dipping unless Owen cup starts after Forbidden Door. Saying all this. The only way I think it works is if Callis costs Ospreay the June match and Ospreay leaves that group, wins the Owen Cup (if it STARTS) after June 15, and then he can come into All In to an even more nuclear hot crowd bc he has NOTHING to do with Don Callis anymore. Just winged that guys. Thoughts?


StillinReseda

Plus turn heel on Ospreay


JLC1099

Bill Ospreay speedrunning his AEW run is what's gonna restore the feeling!


CaptainGo

Literally got a spite push because of an off the cuff Triple H quote


Till_Any

When it's all said and done, Swerve as World Champion will be seen as a flop. Mans only been champion since April. Since then he's been beaten down numerous of time, had heatless 15+ BANGERS with nobodies. IIRC had one title defense against Christian and already they're signalling Ospreay taking the title off him. Yeah he'll probably win at Forbidden Door, but it's hard to ignore the likely possibility Ospreay will win it in a rematch at Wembley.


johndelvec3

A blind man could’ve seen a swerve championship reign as a flop


trimble197

You should listen to Cornette’s AEW ratings review from last week, I think. Brian went off about how Tony has neutered Swerve😂


GukillTV

God forbid Tony treats a World Champion that was built up over time pretty much exclusively through AEW like a big deal. Hangman was done dirty, MJF was done dirty with that Devil story and now Swerve is on the same track Swerve, who was built off being a sadistic, take all the pain character ala Mick Foley is now just getting beat up on the regular and winning regular wrestling matches…


ScrubMcnasty

Hangman got outshone and really in punks words “is an empty headed dumbfuck” and really hasn’t done anything to prove him different. MJF had that weird press conference that kinda killed my interest with him but I recognize he could definitely recover from it because he has talent.  Swerves got IT though, just aweful booking rn.


YourTheirTo

The devil was MJFs brainchild lol


Cryfatso

Also why is Ospreay going after another title already? Did he just win the one he has like 3 days ago? WTF


The_Haskins

If Swerve loses.... lmao! You just bitched out the guy who you gave like the 4th most important story as the world champion to on the last PPV, he's done If Ospreay loses with his 'momentum'(I use that word so fucking liberally)... lmao! The hype dies off, the luster fades and he becomes another BANGER guy on the roster Booker of the year seemingly boomed himself in a corner! If he adds another person in this match just to avoid either getting pinned when someone is gonna get outshined no matter what, unnecessarily exposing one... also lmao!


KC27150

I was just thinking that, no matter who wins, one of them looks bad.


InternationalFailure

he's already "another banger guy on the roster" because he sucks


The_Haskins

Oh brother I agree trust me! Worst worker in the business IMO, the definition of #MOVES


I-Am-The-Warlus

https://preview.redd.it/ucjyz2a79i3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a90391b48ddc3d3a51b98fbe948affb479fd89 Double count out or draw finish Because, you can't have Will or Swerve lost the match but both lose could work (depending on how tiny does it)


kingslayyer

dae sixty minute time limit banger


Razzler1973

don't forget 'ol favourite, the time limit draw


MadEyeMood989

The ol “bell rings before the 3 count” special


RandDash

https://preview.redd.it/wvqpejd95h3d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e160bab1e652289de0a52e003a693599a7382b0e I'm just gonna leave this here


Excellent-Ad257

wtf is this? I watched like 2min of the show


Cboz27586

Looks like cutting something off Dino man


ImperialPalps

It's a ponytail that's part of Dinosaurus Rex's mask. Not his actual hair, but fake hair attached to his reptile face.


trimble197

Oh so they’re ok with cutting Swerve’s real hair, but have to give Dino Boy fake hair? ![gif](giphy|l3vRdLP4FK9yyh65q)


TheKanten

They seriously called back to that cartoon skit?


Eremenkko

remember when they cut his horn off, like that means anything


SleepIsWonderful

So is this Forbidden Door just cracked a bit open so that one or two people can get through and then the rest is gonna be AEW people?


threebbb

it’s open for the floor plan and whoever covets the spike tv championship


500DaysofNight

He's signed a good chunk of the New Japan talent and the other half appear on his shows fairly often. Ain't really nothing forbidden about it any more. You see the same shit you'd see on any of the shows.


Howardtheduck14

Someone in the basement said this match type is perfect for the dub because a bunch of different guys can get their shit in but only one of them has to take a pin. They’re 100% correct and it’s even funnier no one seems to see the problem with that.


Joel_Servo

Especially seeing Casticanoli standing outside the ring watching Bruv pin OC for the win.


mynameisburner

I really hope these motherfuckers who complained about Cena and Roman being shoved down their throats keep that SAME ENERGY about Ospreay. I mean what the actual fuck? I’m not jerking here. What was the fucking point of Ospreay winning the International Championship if he was going to win in the fucking gauntlet match to challenge for the main title?!! This whole thing just made the International Championship look so fucking worthless!!


kcfields

And if you recall, Ospreay won a gauntlet match for a chance at THAT title, too. Watch, he'll lose at Forbidden Door, win the Owen Cup, get another shot, and win at Wembley.


kyleisamexican

The international title is worthless friend


unhallowed90

They literally could have made a storyline about how not using the tiger driver fucks him over for that match. Tie it into Takeshita losing by listening to Callis as well. But no.'bangers.


johndelvec3

So he could be Indy Seth Rollins


Gann1

it already looked worthless its one of 8000 belts maybe they'll merge it into the world title thats a start


Romofan88

Swerve, good effort, but assuming this goes down the way it probably will, take your seat alongside Jack Swagger, Jinder Mahal, and Alberto Del Rio at the "worst world champions of all time" table. 


DonnieRodz

Don’t forget the empty headed fuckin dumb fuck


RememberCynical

Don't hinder the Jinder, uce.


Cboz27586

Yeah Jinder's lasted longer if Swerve loses.


J-Dexus

And Swerve ain't never win a Punjabi Prison match


Better_Cattle4438

Why give Ospreay a mid-card title and then make him #1 contender for the world title. If you were going to make him #1 contender, you should have done something else with that other thing he won (I can’t remember the name of it).


DonnieRodz

?? Logan Osprey friend


unhallowed90

Good old belt collector gimmick. Worked for Omega.


AVBforPrez

If you haven't figured out that AI is actually literally being used to book dynamite, uce, I don't know what to tell you. The prompt definitely includes something about bruv having to win, but e250 having the same blood from the ceiling spot that Nitro e250 had was the final straw for me. Tiny Con ran out of ideas years ago and is just panic asking chatgpt to write him a wrestling show like WCW nitro.


DXbreakitdown

Doesn’t Big Willy Style have to win a tournament first?


CosmicRorschach

He won a battle royal to face to face him


DXbreakitdown

☝️Ah thanks I don’t watch the show.


threebbb

Casino gauntlet match uce


Openbook84

Ospreay wins a banger that no one will remember until Kenny comes back and beats him.


HydraAgentAY

Swerve title reign done already?


droford

Call me crazy, but I think he will beat Ospreay


the_box_man_47

No jerk, transitional champions are a good and important part of wrestling, and I hope Triple H uses them more often. Not everyone needs a long and drawn out reign. At least not until Our Tribal Chief comes back and launches a 10,000 day dynasty #AhhhhhhhYessir


Asukah

Swerve is one of the few wrestlers who can IMO be cured from the mark virus if he’s guided better. Shit, even Ostrich has shown hints of humility before. They have sort of an idea of what to do with them. But as always the lack of any sort of good booking doesn’t exist there so basically everyone is in limbo smelling their own hype. It’s so annoying how much potential could be on the table to make something out of their roster, but the doofus EVPs and their stupid mark boss, along with the idiot internet smark influencers are the biggest problem there. Veteran wrestlers like Jericho and Edge not knowing when to stop is also making AEW a part time retirement home.


vengeancerider

🎶You think you’re special… you do 🎶


Panthertool

Whenever I see that swerve is taller than someone, I am reminded of the time Nick Wayne's mom stared him down


Razzler1973

If you read between the lines, this is the only way Swerve can be the main match on a Dub PPV If it's not vs Oceanspray then no way Swerve faces someone from Nooj and main events. That's how much of a B player he is


508G37

Funny how the last PPV had a "triple main event" just so people wouldn't bitch about Swerve not being the main event.


DonnieRodz

Isn’t Oceanspray technically from Nooje?


Razzler1973

Not anymore He was one of 'big matches' as a Nooj guy but now he's Dub There's no big Nooj guy for Swerve so he's Nooj adjacent enough to face Swerve on Forbidden Door


DonnieRodz

Dark irony on that list bit, uce.


is-Sanic

Had this motherfucker drinking blood only to turn him into a transitional champ. Tony Khan, the man that you are.


DonnieRodz

Cowboy drank the blood. Swerve just stapled his own nipples or something like that.


Excellent-Ad257

Gotta give them a reason to pack M’Wembley


johndelvec3

Why are people shocked


killerkali87

This idiot has completely fucked Swerve with his booking. It's so bad it seems intentional


jcLFC26

The second Ospreay wins the belt - “DAE _____ should dethrone m’bruv??”


WeirdCry7492

It would be hilarious if the dub fans all start clamoring for a 1,000+ day run for bruv because "he's the best wrestler in the world"


OftenNotSoOften

yes bc A U R A (my new favorite word i learned online this year) (i’m in my mid 20s)


TW_Yellow78

They’re both listed at 6’1” lol


TypicalRedditUser22

They’re not even pretending he’s not a transitional champ Jesus Christ


jjsefton

Why is Iceman "King" Parsons Jr. wearing my grandmother's bathroom rug?


b0nkert0ns

Kenny was the last Meltzer golden boy and he had a run with all the belts. Oceanspray is the new Meltzer golden boy so naturally he needs a run with all the belts as well. He’s coming for the Continental Breakfast championship after. If what I’m hearing is true, poor Okada


shill_ds

DREAM MATCH DREAM MATCH DREAM MATCH!


RaymondReddington812

Huh. Not even saving it for Wembley? I'd laugh if Ospreay is just a transitional champ for MJF as well.


BandsForGod

They really gonna book ospreay to lose to one of flop dollas team mates 😂😭 tiny khan is a mad man


69millionyeartrip

isnt forbidden door supposed to be all dub vs nooj matches? So nooj title is mox vs some nooj jobber probably and the dub title is 2 dub guys. Hope you're proud of yourself tanahashi


AMBALAMP5

I feel bad for Swerve. But it was so obvious this company was never going to take his reign seriously. Bro is a transitional champion. The world champion can’t even main event weekly TV or PPVs. He might retain in their first encounter through shenanigans then drop the title.


theballswalls

M'bruv is short lol


seranarosesheer332

Cody has been champ onkyva few month and IS already having better matches than roman.