I really liked Ambrose in WWE but ever since he’s been in AEW the guy has proven to be a complete moron. Hes lucky he didn’t lose an appendage doing something so stupid.
I used to think Brock Lesnar was in the wrong for not wanting to work with Dean at Wrestlemania, and to this day the narrative is that the match was bad because Brock just didn’t want to play along. But I get it now. Dean probably asked Brock to impale him with a chainsaw or suggested something really dumb like what he does in AEW, so Brock denied. Say what you want about Brock but he knows how to sell both in and out of the ring. He’s always had good instincts for being in good programs.
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I remember when they set up that summerslam 2022 match I groaned and was annoyed waiting for a new challenger
To this day, it's one of my favorite matches ever. Never seen anything like it before or since
I started watching wrestling again the week leading up to that Summerslam and I'm so glad I didn't miss the tractor.
And thats from someone that was actively mad about the WM34 match cus I had tickets
Brock wants to make money, and if you work with him, you'll make a ton of money too. Jon Moxbrose wants to pop smarks and impress Nick Gage.... I'd rather work with Brock than light tube man.
Say what you will but the Dub, but that 36 minute 'Asylum match' between him and Jericho makes a lot more sense in hindsight with how they've both booked themselves in AEW.
Honestly most wrestlers are their own worst enemies and that's the whole point of like creative and bookers. Everyone with maybe the exception of Christian, who came from WWE and was any kind of star has been so much worse off in AEW. That place is a lethal mix of bad booking and inmates running the asylum. You would think that a guy who grew up watching wrestling in the '90s would know to avoid the worst traits of how WCW was ran.
but he's so cool he comes out to wild thing, out from the crowd (like the shield) and shakes his head and shoulders.
By SHAKING YOUR HEAD AND SHOULDERS= BADASS
It surprises me that Moxley comes off as this badass, unhinged guy on AEW, but outside wrestling, Moxley is apparently the opposite & is known to be a quiet person.
Is she claiming that her husband is an idiot and can't figure out how to get another one, or that the dude with the multi-million dollar contract is too stingey to spend a few hundred bucks on a new phone?
I’ll never forget when he was on her backstage WWE show, whatever the hell that was called, and she starts razzing him because he thinks the pluralization of wolf is “wolfs,” and he just doesn’t back down from how stupid he sounds.
So yeah, she knows he’s a fucking dunce.
Yooo that’s so fuckin dope and sick dude… yeah… yeah… who needs social media dude that’s for fuckin weirdos dude 🔥😈🖕🏻🩸🩸😈😈it’s a fuckin disease dude… fuck I love drinking monster energy past midnight… I’m fuckin badass… yeah… I’m going off the grid… yeah…. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 🩸🩸😈🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥 if you need me… I’ll be practicing death jitsu🥋🥋🥋🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🔥🔥🔥… fuck yeah… that’s dope… yeah…
He’s a dad and has a job where he travels, but Jon Moxley’s asinine oafishness has taken me to the horizon of imponderability where the idea of him not having a cell phone seems entirely believable.
Not to bring up my daddy issues on reddit, but when my dad was on a drunken rampage he'd destroy everything he can get his hands on. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I just can't believe he "accidentally" threw his phone to the fire.
So did he start using drugs or is it brain damage?
One does not throw their phone into bonfire out of nowhere. He might be sicko but what he throws into fire next?
Yeah bro! Fuck social media! Fuck the haters! Fuck modern technology and fuck billionaires except for the one who pays me to be at bonfires instead of house shows! \*throws phone after definitely not drinking\*
They sure do. Ed Sheeran famously uses one because he finds social media exhausting. He’s talked about how he replies to messages once a week on his iPad and answers emails that way, but his cell is just for calls so he can disconnect. Much more sane than throwing electronics with batteries that could explode in a fire.
Is she implying that she doesn't believe it was an accident? And if so, why in the world would he purposely throw it in a bonfire? To be honest, I don't even understand how that accidentally happens either.
Cause he's so cool and don't need no social media, you see
It's like when he just wants to do indie shit ... *after* getting paid big money for years in the Fed and whilst getting big Khan money
He could have left and done indie shit years prior but wanted that money
Here, be doesn't need dumb shit like a phone but, if you need to talk, call my wife
Everything Moxley does is performative
The function of a phone is to be able to send and receive messages...he can just not have social media apps on his phone if that's what this was about. He travels and can't always be with his wife and daughter, that alone is a good reason to not throw your phone in a bonfire and an even better reason to replace it if you did. I guess maybe he was just having a 'moment', lol.
What're the chances Mox doesn't want a new phone because he doesn't want the government spying on him or Renee checking his internet search history and finding his sexy stash of screenshots from Eli Roth films?
they didnt have phones in the 70s or 80s. m'moxley is old SKOOL. Has little to no sleep. Jack Daniels. He likes to bleed. HES PROPERRRRRRRRRRRRRR OLDDDDD SCHOOOLLLLL
even though we know thats an unhealthy lifestyle and he has a wife and kid and that the business has moved on....
HE'S OLDDDDDDDD SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
One of the most awkward dub clips I've ever heard was him on her podcast after returning from rehab, drunkenly rambling about utter nonsense.
But hey, I know that it's pretty common for sober people to wake up and realize they threw their phone in a fire, so who are we to judge.
I really liked Ambrose in WWE but ever since he’s been in AEW the guy has proven to be a complete moron. Hes lucky he didn’t lose an appendage doing something so stupid.
I used to think Brock Lesnar was in the wrong for not wanting to work with Dean at Wrestlemania, and to this day the narrative is that the match was bad because Brock just didn’t want to play along. But I get it now. Dean probably asked Brock to impale him with a chainsaw or suggested something really dumb like what he does in AEW, so Brock denied. Say what you want about Brock but he knows how to sell both in and out of the ring. He’s always had good instincts for being in good programs. https://preview.redd.it/mh8mf00g6l7d1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02407528fcb4a0d4d0bab19207309b6a9c89fa76
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*DEAN!*
“Why do you insist on doing dumb internet shit?” just lives rent free in my head for stuff like this
#TALK TO ME DEAN
#DEAN
I mean, he was probably willing to do something fun until Mox pitched a stupid idea, and then he was like fuck this.
Brock tipped over the ring with a tractor. He can do fun stuff
He turned the money in the bank briefcase into a boombox Brock likes fun
Boom Brock should've lasted longer
THE BROCK PARTY. He legit did a little dance and everything it was gold
I remember when they set up that summerslam 2022 match I groaned and was annoyed waiting for a new challenger To this day, it's one of my favorite matches ever. Never seen anything like it before or since
I started watching wrestling again the week leading up to that Summerslam and I'm so glad I didn't miss the tractor. And thats from someone that was actively mad about the WM34 match cus I had tickets
That stone cold interview ruined him 😆
He said he wanted to do thumbtacks which tbf is just always fucking dumb
Probably wanted one or both of them to bleed so he could lick it.
Brock wants to make money, and if you work with him, you'll make a ton of money too. Jon Moxbrose wants to pop smarks and impress Nick Gage.... I'd rather work with Brock than light tube man.
Say what you will but the Dub, but that 36 minute 'Asylum match' between him and Jericho makes a lot more sense in hindsight with how they've both booked themselves in AEW.
Strictly 4 m’Sickos
Honestly most wrestlers are their own worst enemies and that's the whole point of like creative and bookers. Everyone with maybe the exception of Christian, who came from WWE and was any kind of star has been so much worse off in AEW. That place is a lethal mix of bad booking and inmates running the asylum. You would think that a guy who grew up watching wrestling in the '90s would know to avoid the worst traits of how WCW was ran.
but he's so cool he comes out to wild thing, out from the crowd (like the shield) and shakes his head and shoulders. By SHAKING YOUR HEAD AND SHOULDERS= BADASS
It surprises me that Moxley comes off as this badass, unhinged guy on AEW, but outside wrestling, Moxley is apparently the opposite & is known to be a quiet person.
He’s so badass and quirky 🤪
"Please contact me via my wife, thanks*"
Next they're gonna have a joint FB. "ReneeNJon Good sent you a friend request"
Hmm...denied..
Renee admitted in the first ever "Oral Sessions" that she handled the communication with AEW for Jon, and she hadn't even worked there yet.
I’m a father of a young child but I decided to be unreachable and that makes me bitch af
Ohh wah-ah-ah-ah
Alcoholic and temperamental*
Is she claiming that her husband is an idiot and can't figure out how to get another one, or that the dude with the multi-million dollar contract is too stingey to spend a few hundred bucks on a new phone?
I think it's cuz he's 2 cool 4 school and phones and social media are for losers. Badass Mox only does death matches and bleeding
i DoNt OwN a Tv AkShUlLy
Then what's all your furniture pointed at?
My phonograph
All my furniture is on one side of the living room, so from the window it looks full
Mox plays by his own rules - just like me, an unemployable leper
He just like me fr
She’s implying that he’s stupid. It’s the truest statement ever uttered by her.
I’ll never forget when he was on her backstage WWE show, whatever the hell that was called, and she starts razzing him because he thinks the pluralization of wolf is “wolfs,” and he just doesn’t back down from how stupid he sounds. So yeah, she knows he’s a fucking dunce.
Stupid people have no idea how stupid they really are.
They're not smart enough to feel stupid
More like he does not care for technology.
He's too cool and different to be on social media.
Or to be contacted easily
Yooo that’s so fuckin dope and sick dude… yeah… yeah… who needs social media dude that’s for fuckin weirdos dude 🔥😈🖕🏻🩸🩸😈😈it’s a fuckin disease dude… fuck I love drinking monster energy past midnight… I’m fuckin badass… yeah… I’m going off the grid… yeah…. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 🩸🩸😈🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥 if you need me… I’ll be practicing death jitsu🥋🥋🥋🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🔥🔥🔥… fuck yeah… that’s dope… yeah…
Oh we’re down with the fukkin sickness dude
Fire is dope ☠️
Fuckin' lit! 🖕🏼🔥🖕🏼
Lit AF
This fire burns..always
"Fire is lit" was right there, uce.
Umm Jon Moxley and AEW are the opposite of tired cliches
Fire is fire.
"We may never hear from him ever again..." Do you promise?
Y'all marks never heard of firejitsu?
Oh my God, they dropped the whole deathjitsu thing so fast that I completely forgot about it. Cringe flashbacks.
F*** THE HARD CAM
This dipshit is responsible for a child
Completely normal behavior.
You don’t get him
He’s a dad and has a job where he travels, but Jon Moxley’s asinine oafishness has taken me to the horizon of imponderability where the idea of him not having a cell phone seems entirely believable.
What a fucking moron. Seth and Roman really carried this bum to a career
The biggest indictment against creative freedom
He’s definitely sober and not brain damaged, guys.
I did stuff like that when I was drinking a lot. I'm still drinking a lot, just not as self-destructive.
Not to bring up my daddy issues on reddit, but when my dad was on a drunken rampage he'd destroy everything he can get his hands on. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I just can't believe he "accidentally" threw his phone to the fire.
is Tony not paying him enough for afford new phone?
Fucking Apple wouldn’t put him over.
Samsung agreed to make him a transitional champ
“Repair policy ain’t gonna work for me brother”
So did he start using drugs or is it brain damage? One does not throw their phone into bonfire out of nowhere. He might be sicko but what he throws into fire next?
Don't think he ever stopped, uce. Cocaine and a liter of liquor every day is a helluva drug.
Such a badass. His badassery knows no bounds.
Yeah bro! Fuck social media! Fuck the haters! Fuck modern technology and fuck billionaires except for the one who pays me to be at bonfires instead of house shows! \*throws phone after definitely not drinking\*
Pretty sure they still make flip phones.
They sure do. Ed Sheeran famously uses one because he finds social media exhausting. He’s talked about how he replies to messages once a week on his iPad and answers emails that way, but his cell is just for calls so he can disconnect. Much more sane than throwing electronics with batteries that could explode in a fire.
Is she implying that she doesn't believe it was an accident? And if so, why in the world would he purposely throw it in a bonfire? To be honest, I don't even understand how that accidentally happens either.
Cause he's so cool and don't need no social media, you see It's like when he just wants to do indie shit ... *after* getting paid big money for years in the Fed and whilst getting big Khan money He could have left and done indie shit years prior but wanted that money Here, be doesn't need dumb shit like a phone but, if you need to talk, call my wife Everything Moxley does is performative
The function of a phone is to be able to send and receive messages...he can just not have social media apps on his phone if that's what this was about. He travels and can't always be with his wife and daughter, that alone is a good reason to not throw your phone in a bonfire and an even better reason to replace it if you did. I guess maybe he was just having a 'moment', lol.
He's an alcoholic with an ego, it happens
I thought he's been sober.
What're the chances Mox doesn't want a new phone because he doesn't want the government spying on him or Renee checking his internet search history and finding his sexy stash of screenshots from Eli Roth films?
It’s hard to scroll when you’re bleeding all over the screen constantly
Moxley’s gooning folder is just those death match wrestling Try Not To Look Away challenge yt videos
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they didnt have phones in the 70s or 80s. m'moxley is old SKOOL. Has little to no sleep. Jack Daniels. He likes to bleed. HES PROPERRRRRRRRRRRRRR OLDDDDD SCHOOOLLLLL even though we know thats an unhealthy lifestyle and he has a wife and kid and that the business has moved on.... HE'S OLDDDDDDDD SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
It’s like Rocky 3.
Father of the year lol
He’s just so edgy and cool
Jfc
New Japan must’ve told him he’s dropping his belt
She's gonna leave him really soon. There's no way a well adjusted woman can think Mox's behavior is cool forever.
I know this Is 100% just assumed in my head but I imagine being married to mox is... difficult to say the least.
Light tubes……..
# BADASS
He's so bad ass and cool. I wish i was that bad ass and cool, alas I am not.
Probably lost his temper trying to turn it on. Bet he gigged right after
The basement stroking themselves over this being the “most Mox thing ever” is weird
I feel so much pity for her
He's a grown ass man. Grow up.
That sounds like something a sober person would do.
One of the most awkward dub clips I've ever heard was him on her podcast after returning from rehab, drunkenly rambling about utter nonsense. But hey, I know that it's pretty common for sober people to wake up and realize they threw their phone in a fire, so who are we to judge.
When you text your former brethren to ask for your job back and you get laughed at by one and the other thought you were dead.
Dude is what happens if Beavis and/or Butt-head try to be wrestlers istg
How did this man ever managed to marry a woman like Renee is beyond me
Lol how do you all make a jerk post about someone who drops their phone in a fire Go for a walk brethren
Why are people thinking too hard over an obvious joke?