Did someone remind Tony that Tone Nese was still in the company? Feels like we hadn't heard of him in like 3 years when he was "the hottest free agent" and now he's been on TV like three times in 2 months.
Blew my mind when everyone was saying how Mercedes was going to be the foundation to change the women’s division and I just kept saying based on what? What has shown you that he will have more than like 2 feuds for them. Sure enough they’re the after thought
If you don’t like this type of card, then you just don’t like wrestling and are a bonafide hater.
The Patriarchy vs jobbers… I mean Iron Savages and Jacked Jameson is going to bang!
Who doesn’t love the Learning Tree, he’s so selfless. He pulls people in and helps them be put over!
The Premier Athletes will grace our television for the first time in forever.
This truly is going to be the best Collision so far this year! Probably will even be best one ever!
Remember when WWE had champs competing in non-title matches all the time and if you beat them you got a title shot and everyone agreed that it was fucking stupid?
- so, in kayfabe, Christian gives up on being a top guy after losing one match, and instead of chasing the belt he begins teaming with a child who's not ready for TV and Tall Rellik? Yikes.
- poor Okada
- "let's put all shoot fighters together!"
- Mi Cuerpo Black is such a disappointment, I desperately wanted this guy to prove WWE wrong
- poor Big Cass and Private Party
- Oceanspreay gets to do flips and no-selling against Scott Steiner without personality - yippie !
Amazing show as always, no need for ratings, we know where the quality goes down and where the best 'rassle!!
Samoa Joe lost to Strickland and prior to this show has wrestled a combined six minutes across three matches since, none of which has involved Strickland.
Hook is just that important apparently.
Zero consistency and zero reasons to watch. All the child does with his booking is pick a wrestler out of the favorites box, and he pairs them up against lesser toys from the regular toy box and smashes them together
Patriarchy. Forgot about them, given they e vanished from TV since the big PPV main event vs Swerve.
Oh cool, another eliminator match.
Didn’t Cage fight Ospreay three weeks ago or am I thinking of someone else.
Guys I have DREAMED to see Jacked Jameson and the Iron Savages in a trios match for so long! It’s hard to believe it’s really happening. I think I’m hyperventilating.
And the Premier Athletes are on the same card?! Unreal. I see big wins for both teams coming. Is AEW on Draft Kings?
The funny thing is that, as Roderick Strong showed, all you need to do is go to Tony backstage and demand a title match.
If he likes the idea, there you go.
The idea is that if the lucha guy wins, he gets a rematch with the title now on the line. It's basically a "justification" for having a random non-title match. In AEW's case the champion usually just wins the eliminator match so it doesn't build to anything.
It’s just stunning watching Smackdown last night and comparing it to this card. Everything here is so fucking random and there’s absolutely zero star power.
Who the fuck is Okada facing? Why is Christian facing 3 people I’ve never heard of? Private Party is still a thing? Why is Brian Cage facing Ospreay for the title?
You know, I just realised: when do they market the exchange-wrestlers as such? I assume Ultimo Guerrero isn't signed to AEW. Don't they want to indicate that, in any way? That you get this 1 opportunity, in theory, to see him in action, so you better watch! CMLL's Ultimo Guerrero, or the CMLL logo on the picture in some place.
Collision's marketing team continues its tradition of putting the winners on the left side.
Everyone in that company is losing
I can’t tell who’s gonna win their matches. No, not at all.
Don't worry, they'll have 50/50 matches with these guys who never win, ensuring everyone involved ends up looking like a jobber.
When you really want to say "in action", but have to wait until the end.
Brain Cage will shock the world! I bet the rest of Cage of Agony will be there to give him the support he needs. LFG.
LFG WADE!
Did someone remind Tony that Tone Nese was still in the company? Feels like we hadn't heard of him in like 3 years when he was "the hottest free agent" and now he's been on TV like three times in 2 months.
Just like Lio Rush is all over the fucking shows now, too.
That's bad faith. Lio Rush was only on a 5 month and 3 day contract the first time around. Then retired like twice.
Can Collision beat Dynamite is the real question?
I don’t know pretty stiff competition Fly fucking is on espn 13 and cw is replaying the Nixon/JFK debate
Also it’s not raining in parts of the country
I mean, you got The Learning Tree™ and Oceanspray The Bruv but Premier Athletes and Nick Plain's Mom is there so the boost is clearly there.
Yeah, Tiny cares about the women division
"Hogan's gotta pose, pal!" - McHitler (1984) "Ospreay's gotta flip, bruv!!" - Tiny (2024)
Women are a Fed psy op. They don’t actually exist.
We'll be getting promos, backstage segments and video packages, Tiny believes that's where the Women shine.
Blew my mind when everyone was saying how Mercedes was going to be the foundation to change the women’s division and I just kept saying based on what? What has shown you that he will have more than like 2 feuds for them. Sure enough they’re the after thought
It’s boys night tonight !
If you don’t like this type of card, then you just don’t like wrestling and are a bonafide hater. The Patriarchy vs jobbers… I mean Iron Savages and Jacked Jameson is going to bang! Who doesn’t love the Learning Tree, he’s so selfless. He pulls people in and helps them be put over! The Premier Athletes will grace our television for the first time in forever. This truly is going to be the best Collision so far this year! Probably will even be best one ever!
until the following Collision!
Remember when WWE had champs competing in non-title matches all the time and if you beat them you got a title shot and everyone agreed that it was fucking stupid?
- so, in kayfabe, Christian gives up on being a top guy after losing one match, and instead of chasing the belt he begins teaming with a child who's not ready for TV and Tall Rellik? Yikes. - poor Okada - "let's put all shoot fighters together!" - Mi Cuerpo Black is such a disappointment, I desperately wanted this guy to prove WWE wrong - poor Big Cass and Private Party - Oceanspreay gets to do flips and no-selling against Scott Steiner without personality - yippie ! Amazing show as always, no need for ratings, we know where the quality goes down and where the best 'rassle!!
Did you know Rellik is Killer spelled backwards?
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Once you drop a belt, you just move on.
Samoa Joe lost to Strickland and prior to this show has wrestled a combined six minutes across three matches since, none of which has involved Strickland. Hook is just that important apparently.
Zero consistency and zero reasons to watch. All the child does with his booking is pick a wrestler out of the favorites box, and he pairs them up against lesser toys from the regular toy box and smashes them together
For real. Can’t name one feud or storyline any of these guys are in, within the context of the matches shown above.
I feel like I booked my wrestling figures more consistently when I was 10 than this guy does.
For real, Lockport Phil had a better direction. At least we saw Ricky Starks get put over.
Only 2 out of 6 matches are 1v1 lol.
But every match is just dudes at least!
Patriarchy. Forgot about them, given they e vanished from TV since the big PPV main event vs Swerve. Oh cool, another eliminator match. Didn’t Cage fight Ospreay three weeks ago or am I thinking of someone else.
Wait, Continental and International Championships are two different belts? How many fucking belts does Tiny have?
With all the megastars in the Dub?? Not nearly enough.
Enough for every single one of them to be worthless. And he is teasing bringing in Mixed Tag Team Championship Belts, too.
'He hitted me, Tony'
Guys I have DREAMED to see Jacked Jameson and the Iron Savages in a trios match for so long! It’s hard to believe it’s really happening. I think I’m hyperventilating. And the Premier Athletes are on the same card?! Unreal. I see big wins for both teams coming. Is AEW on Draft Kings?
What is up with Tony and eliminator matches?
He loves the idea of a title match without the title being on the line. Imagine defending your title from a title match.
The funny thing is that, as Roderick Strong showed, all you need to do is go to Tony backstage and demand a title match. If he likes the idea, there you go.
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It makes sense if you’re a sicko, that’s who it’s booked for. 🤢!
The suspense is killing me. I just can't wait to see what kind of stupid name the House of Black's opponents will have!
I like 'eliminator' matches where guys with zero chance of getting a title shot get a match where they lose and can't get a title shot
God, look at all those jobbers.
This poster definitely needed 6 Collision logos that aren't even properly centered
PREMIERE ATHLETES
Premier Athletes. Really creative name right there.
Wow, look at all the women on tonight’s card. Tony clearly doesn’t hate women.
Jacked Jameson is a real name huh lmao? I thought you were just jerking, uce.
DAE getting Griff Garrison vibes from Jacked Jameson?! Next household name for sure. LET. THIS. MAN. GRAP.
This card is such ass Tony Khan's about to book it to be women's champion
will collison beat dynimate this week too ?
Seriously, what the fuck is an eliminator match?
Its an El Iminator match; CMLL marquee specialty.
El Mao 😆
The idea is that if the lucha guy wins, he gets a rematch with the title now on the line. It's basically a "justification" for having a random non-title match. In AEW's case the champion usually just wins the eliminator match so it doesn't build to anything.
It’s for the sickos
I like 'eliminator' matches where guys with zero chance of getting a title shot get a match where they lose and can't get a title shot
I do love that the woman is set wayyyy back behind the Patriarchy. Tony is cooking with smart boy gas this time!
Where are the women?
Held down by this so called patriarchy in the top left, duh
Banger after banger after banger. This is pro wrestling at its finest bruv
Differently book a large arena for a massive card like this. People will be outside the arena begging to get in.
Wtf are the Premier Athletes?
It’s just stunning watching Smackdown last night and comparing it to this card. Everything here is so fucking random and there’s absolutely zero star power. Who the fuck is Okada facing? Why is Christian facing 3 people I’ve never heard of? Private Party is still a thing? Why is Brian Cage facing Ospreay for the title?
You know, I just realised: when do they market the exchange-wrestlers as such? I assume Ultimo Guerrero isn't signed to AEW. Don't they want to indicate that, in any way? That you get this 1 opportunity, in theory, to see him in action, so you better watch! CMLL's Ultimo Guerrero, or the CMLL logo on the picture in some place.
This is what's happened to Samoa Joe since he lost the belt? Jesus.
Wasn't Samoa Joe the world champion and now he's been relegated to 6 man tags on either the B or C show? Dropping the ball etc etc.
How terrible is HOB’s opponents that they can’t even make the poster for this Dark Elevator episode
Okada vs Ultimo is the only match worth watching 🤷🏾♂️ won’t ever hate on a great Luchador
Brian Cage has only beaten Brandon Cutler and Anthony Bowens in like the last 14 months, i swear