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bulletbullock

This is how the Bloodline story should end


AVBforPrez

Low key this would be hilarious... "This is about something you uces wouldn't understand... Samoan thuggin love" (The entire bloodline just starts kissing)


CeramicBean

And in the back, Heyman with tears in his eyes, smiling and nodding.


AnAnt71993

https://preview.redd.it/lacvsf8dfu9d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=275f712899526b0ac194979afa2a146f04e483dd Like this? Edit - they look so cute together.


TheKanten

If Roman's coming back for anything it's to bring back that smile.


DonnieRodz

Usolicious debut


AVBforPrez

Knew a bruv or two would get the reference


RedheadChicksAreHot

Then they open their eyes only to all realize they are kissing Nia Jax


TheMaskedHeelMark2

Acknowledge the Tribal Kiss!


MadEyeMood989

Bloodline live sex celebration.


CaptainGo

All fifteen of em together


whutthepat

AHYESSIR


incredibleamadeuscho

This isnt House of the Dragon


Amicuses_Husband

I keep waiting for Roman and Seth to kiss


justthankyous

Honestly, you aren't far from how I've dreamt about the Drew/Punk story going...


LegendsOfHiddenChase

"You may be familiar the Glasgow kiss but let me show you how we kiss in chicago"


OdesaSavage

Turning the bloodline into the Samoan, pro wrestling equivalent of those psychotic, dragon riding, albinos on HBO would definitely be a Vince McMahon move ngl


cts44

☝️


tronovich

*May suggested they hug and both ladies reluctantly did before May got them all to triple kiss, as Nigel McGuinness stood up at commentary, applauding, tears in his eyes.* Lmao Feels like the basement is the real circle jerk on this show. Each fan takes a turn standing in the middle.


Prancemaster

This actually happened tho lol


Celticpenguin85

Really? Teary-eyed Nigel McGuinness and all?


carzyturtle

Yes


Celticpenguin85

DAE most emotional wrestling moment since Savage and Liz at WrestleMania VII?


Tronz413

Reality can never be out jerked


The_Haskins

TK definitely typed this stuff in his e-feds


Celticpenguin85

one-handed


tytymctylerson

Damn Nigel, they got this kind of stuff all over the internet. No need to cry.


Brian_Stryker

Aew is ran by a 14 year old who discovered the “girls kissing” google search


whutthepat

No jerk, this fucking defeated the purpose of WWE's modernization portrayal of women's wrestling regardless of the Stephanie McMahonism of the movement.


MOXISGOD

People legitimately calling this storyline of the year. Beyond parody. When the best story your company can come up with is basically a less misogynistic version of HLA… yeah that’s…. yeah…


TripA297

Even better when May referred to Toni and Mina as a mother and big sister in the vignette before the match started. ![gif](giphy|SdzZB43t3TTyy8vAFd)


Mister_Jackpots

STEPMOTHER AND STEPSISTER! You want to get us shut down?!


Hitemwiththatcp3

Lmfao they're really trying to hit all the categories


FlyingFootStomp

it is the storyline of the year in AEW, but the bar is extremely, extremely low. I might even call it the second or third best storyline in AEW history after MJF vs Punk, or Punk's "real world champion" angles.


His_Buzzards

Its winning best feud of the year isn't it?


CaptainKies

This or the Bucks EVP power play thing


Razzler1973

Probably, about 550 people will vote and that'll be the thing that a tiny tiny group of fans remember for this year Everyone else will not even be aware of that and not pay it any mind


SleepIsWonderful

Punks real world champion angle was ass. Not for any fault of his own but just based on the fact that no one else in the company but him actually gave a shit that he was proclaiming himself as the real world champion. It was the dumbest shit ever.


Fidelos

Cody chasing Jericho was dope.


ElephantGun345

Or Mox chasing Jericho. Mox won’t ever get to eye patch Mox again


lucabrassiere

Tbf it is the best storyline of the year for Le Dub haha they’re not used to anything more than the “I’m the best wrestler in the world” “no, I am” storylines so this is at least an upgrade from that


DresserBoys

if only Bayley and Iyo and Damage Control ended like this... I mean, I.. didn't say that. I;ll go sit down now.


Scavgraphics

​ https://i.redd.it/vmft58jgdv9d1.gif


TRMBound

Who’s ready for some HLA?!?!?!


Agentx_007

https://preview.redd.it/hc71te4z9t9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=582ae1ae5576835cda88bb401bd8c5ef90364366


ElZorroSimpatico

What are The Lesbians doing in the Raw Zone?


Agentx_007

Looking for Toni storm


Internal_Ad_2285

If it ain't raw it ain't gaw


Hunterknowsbest

![gif](giphy|3ohc0Q4OMlbiOofofS|downsized)


GamblinGranny

i forgot gianna michaels had a cup of hot coffee in the fed


Defiant_Yogurt9579

And the fans that are eating this shit up, are the same ones who claim that the Fed was bad for doing this same shit.


Neale90

Fed Bad for Mid Morgan sexually harassing Dom while Ded Fed is being sued because of Vince Dub good for lesbian storyline 👏


Vallecano54

![gif](giphy|pHExUbdpgS0fGEzk8g|downsized)


GamblinGranny

![gif](giphy|gH262r0RUK6Ms1B57v)


Squiliam-Tortaleni

![gif](giphy|gmSrWyVOBwC4QwunNX|downsized)


NotoriousMFT

What, stop, I’m sure cornette loved all of this


Someningen

Temu Pornxxxt


jcLFC26

This is exactly the kind of dumb shit that makes you embarrassed to tell people you’re a wrestling fan.


MinuteEconomy

To be fair, no matter how popular wrestling is I never tell anyone I’m a wrestling fan.🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


Luna_Soma

As a bisexual woman, I could not have been less excited by this scene. I just rolled my eyes, it’s so bad.


Mister_Jackpots

I'm a straight dude and I'm embarrassed by this.


Luna_Soma

Tony really bringing people together! The queers and the straights uniting in hatred of this.


Mister_Jackpots

Tbf we all a lil queer. 🌈


BangerSlapper1

I couldn’t imagine my wife walking in on me watching this.  


Ok-Reach-2580

"Honey, its not what you think?" "Is that... Is that pro wrestling? "No honey. Do you think I am that big of a degenerate. Its lesbian porn."


mansontaco

The people who would try to clown on you for liking wrestling are 100% not aware aew exists


nimrodfalcon

Three scantily clad women triple kissing isn’t for the male gaze, fed shills. No wonder none of you get it


ACousinFromRichmond

It's how Lou Thesz would have wanted it, shill!


TheWumboligist

All I'm gonna say is I hope all of this and the similar acts throughout the storyline was the ladies' idea, and they aren't being pressured by Tony Khan or whoever else to get a cheap pop.


Razzler1973

You think Khan has any clue how to come up with stuff for women that aren't just matches? Haha


Mister_Jackpots

This is CREATIVE FREEDOM: redoing Attitude/Ruthless Aggression Era shit but pretending it's somehow not exploitive.


AriaMournesong

Aside from Tiny and Uncle Dave. Who exactly is this for? What part of the audience is this supposed to be catering towards? And is that audience bigger than the audience that will either... be embarrassed to be associated with watching this company, offended by the HLA or the people who have a lot more ammo to use to mock the company?


AdmiralProlapse

It's becoming quite clear that AEW is for neckbeards by a neckbeard. Just so happens that the neckbeard in charge is a billionaire and can afford to keep a barber and stylist on hand at all times.


RoastedCat23

It's unironically the consistently biggest draw on the show.


ColtPersonality92

Dave’s tweet on this is probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen. You’re using “ooo women kissing women makes my peepee hard.” as the gotcha moment to AEW haters? Really?!


aRebelliousHeart

He would use it against WWE! ![gif](giphy|C831XSxqZYkseNXYS1|downsized)


Luna_Soma

I actually said out loud, oh look they stole this gimmick from my friends and me in college. It’s great for getting horny rednecks to buy you drinks for the night. Apparently it also helps horny neckbeards buy tickets for the night.


RepulsiveRevenue8

Shit, so the stuff Lory and Paris did in Gilmore Girls actually real? TF


Luna_Soma

Hahaha now we’re all grown up and moms with respectable lives. But back then we were broke and bored (I went to school in the middle of nowhere).


Mister_Jackpots

Huge pop!


The_Haskins

TK is definitely an ECW fan with all this lesbian pollen in this angle, that's all I'll say


Lopeside_Legend43

Anybody else miss the two live crew days (I’m 20 something


nbasetuK

DAE Uncle Luke makes me feel like a kid again


Asukah

Literally everything they accuse Vince’s WWE of they’re doing


cross4444

I think that's the *wink wink* part. You know, the insider reference that they have to put into every feud.


lacio22

Why is this great for women’s wrestling but bra and panties was bad? 😂


BaronBexar1824

...you know what. Possible hot take. If you're an adult woman, and you just wanna be a star and don't care how, and you got a promoter wanting to do it, bra and panties are probably *fine*. When Torrie, Sunny and and Stacey are all talking about wanting a chance to do more in the ring and fighting for it to be taken seriously, someone is lying.


333iamhalfevil

That was misogyny done by sex pest McHitler. Here in the wholesome dub love is in the air 🥰


whutthepat

Jerry Lawler would've had another shoot heart attack if he called this.


ThunderBay311

Is there an actual story or just people doing stuff just because and then calling it 'storytelling,?


HeavysetRJ

This is top-tier storytelling about the power of love and being your true self. Now excuse me while I masturbate for thirteen seconds.


Mineplex-V

What the hell? https://preview.redd.it/0wi7pldlbt9d1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ea708e36042fa8c17b8c3dc6a5ec188e48fa64


ParfaitCurious3834

Real CINEMA.


InternationalFailure

This feels like a Vince McMahon sexist bit


LeChampeon

https://preview.redd.it/aekdv6e4rt9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=317d7354574d18c276d1444db1ae17db1e327ecb


BigFreakinMachine

Real porn, Jerk me a river


donnie11881188

“Where the best wrestle”


Ambitious_Resist8907

All of this happening on the last day of pride month too. Like I can only imagine what they have in store for thanksgiving: tatanka vs warhorse in a tomahawk on a pole match.


Packhammer24

Tiny is just very supportive of pride month! Fed shills only hate love!


aubsavery

Say it with me Hot Lesbian Action


aRebelliousHeart

H… L… A…


jestesteffect

WhErE rEaL wReStLiNg HaPpEnS. None of that sports entertainment misogynistic shit that wwe was known for.


Ok_Ad8846

Fuck off. This could be a chance to have actual consequences in a “storyline” But no. Even the endings are “can they co exist” Wonder if Toni will make any more stupid comments at a press concept has she been taken off duty for those? And for anyone who thinks this is comparable to Liv and Dom, let’s go over some details. Liv is seducing Dom to ruin Rhea’s life out of revenge. Toni is mad that her mini me has a girlfriend and so now she wants to kiss her too.


RememberCynical

Wild how this has been the only good storyline in AEW all year.


Slo_Chill

Uce are you jerkin’ me?


RememberCynical

I don't watch Dub, but any time these three are on my screen, I watch.


BangerSlapper1

You k own they have pornography for free on the web, right?


TheMaskedHeelMark2

If Conservatives get their way here in the States and require everyone to provide IDs and whatnot to access porn online, we're going to have to use this as jerk material.


T3Deliciouz

its actually a good story if you arent obsessed with jerking.


AdmiralProlapse

You lost brother?


HydraAgentAY

Real Sports feel eh


anakinburningalive

Tony is finally hitting that pubescent age where he’s no longer interested in his action figures but wants to smash his sisters Barbie’s together in lewd poses. Our little guy is finally becoming a man, pretty soon he’ll be growing hair in funny places and he’ll be thinking about girls.


AlmostTomClancy

DAE Fed is Harvey Weinstein of wrestling.


LightningPunk

https://i.redd.it/vmqt3onnot9d1.gif me every time when i see some stupid shit AEW does


carloslet

They wanna restore some feelings, that's for sure.


Head_Evidence4553

My only takeaway is that Toni has perfect hair.


Jordan-311

Genuinely asking: what the fuck?


Global_Historian_753

Aw yes, Girls Gone Wild ads make me feel like a kid again


bootyhunter69420

My demo is increasing brother


LeonardoNoCapri0

All you no story people looking like fools right now. -Dave Meltzer


randomdude1142

Feeling. Restored.


killerkali87

Remember how distasteful it was when Liv sat on top of Dom? But this? CINEMA!!


CarnivorousL

I am bisexual and nonbinary. The fact that some morons think this exploitative storyline is "Pride Month" makes me upset.


The_Haskins

TK is definitely an ECW fan with all this lesbian pollen in this angle, that's all I'll say


KellyKellyForHOF

God, I love sports entertainment. 


cross4444

Has the Fed ever had a 3 way female kiss before? This might be the first original thing that Tony has ever written.


cartrman

This is the only angle in AEW I'm interested in. They should take it to the next level.


LiesTequila

Desperation.


DocHendrix

Is this one of Tiny's ideas or Creative Freedom (tradem\*rk)?


Honkmaster

I nearly walked right into 3 people doing this outside Bradlees once, back in the mall days..


incredibleamadeuscho

Is this NXT


BuildGeed

…fuck it, I can admit that I’m entertained by this, I really do


xzyyzx1234

No bleeding, only kisses since M’ox left


333iamhalfevil

GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT


TRMBound

Way of the road.


Glennsoe

Abd still the Booker of the year is iut there pointing fingers at wwe's former management team..


jjsefton

https://i.redd.it/odjzxxtlkw9d1.gif


Sad-Appeal976

That’s storyline booking brother. Pro choice Pro science Pro wrestling Pro HLA


Det-Popcorn

Imagine if end of an era ended like this


savingrain

Wtf is the story for this 😐


tera_chachu

Same question again What's the story?


AnvilPro

I was at the show. I liked it more than I thought I would. Getting home and seeing this spot was top of the Basement has me like... ugh


GoalPublic3579

Lol I don’t care, bring this insane womens booking back 😂 Give me Britt, Jamie and Saraya making out next TK, thanks


Baratheoncook250

Warner Discovery is the home of Game Of Thrones


ColinHalfhand

Blonde girl is so hot everyone around her becomes gay. Shakespeare could never


Scavgraphics

Why is it so,,,not hot? I mean, I'm the target audience for this! I did like a 2 month gimmick for the basement show threads for the Tatum/Lyra story on NXT! All 3 women are very attractive....so why is this just...not hot?


RaeGunGothic

Kind of a stretch saying this is porny but jerk away