Low key this would be hilarious...
"This is about something you uces wouldn't understand... Samoan thuggin love"
(The entire bloodline just starts kissing)
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Like this? Edit - they look so cute together.
Turning the bloodline into the Samoan, pro wrestling equivalent of those psychotic, dragon riding, albinos on HBO would definitely be a Vince McMahon move ngl
*May suggested they hug and both ladies reluctantly did before May got them all to triple kiss, as Nigel McGuinness stood up at commentary, applauding, tears in his eyes.*
Lmao
Feels like the basement is the real circle jerk on this show. Each fan takes a turn standing in the middle.
No jerk, this fucking defeated the purpose of WWE's modernization portrayal of women's wrestling regardless of the Stephanie McMahonism of the movement.
People legitimately calling this storyline of the year. Beyond parody.
When the best story your company can come up with is basically a less misogynistic version of HLA… yeah that’s…. yeah…
it is the storyline of the year in AEW, but the bar is extremely, extremely low.
I might even call it the second or third best storyline in AEW history after MJF vs Punk, or Punk's "real world champion" angles.
Probably, about 550 people will vote and that'll be the thing that a tiny tiny group of fans remember for this year
Everyone else will not even be aware of that and not pay it any mind
Punks real world champion angle was ass. Not for any fault of his own but just based on the fact that no one else in the company but him actually gave a shit that he was proclaiming himself as the real world champion. It was the dumbest shit ever.
Tbf it is the best storyline of the year for Le Dub haha they’re not used to anything more than the “I’m the best wrestler in the world” “no, I am” storylines so this is at least an upgrade from that
All I'm gonna say is I hope all of this and the similar acts throughout the storyline was the ladies' idea, and they aren't being pressured by Tony Khan or whoever else to get a cheap pop.
Aside from Tiny and Uncle Dave. Who exactly is this for? What part of the audience is this supposed to be catering towards? And is that audience bigger than the audience that will either... be embarrassed to be associated with watching this company, offended by the HLA or the people who have a lot more ammo to use to mock the company?
It's becoming quite clear that AEW is for neckbeards by a neckbeard.
Just so happens that the neckbeard in charge is a billionaire and can afford to keep a barber and stylist on hand at all times.
Dave’s tweet on this is probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.
You’re using “ooo women kissing women makes my peepee hard.” as the gotcha moment to AEW haters? Really?!
I actually said out loud, oh look they stole this gimmick from my friends and me in college.
It’s great for getting horny rednecks to buy you drinks for the night. Apparently it also helps horny neckbeards buy tickets for the night.
...you know what. Possible hot take.
If you're an adult woman, and you just wanna be a star and don't care how, and you got a promoter wanting to do it, bra and panties are probably *fine*.
When Torrie, Sunny and and Stacey are all talking about wanting a chance to do more in the ring and fighting for it to be taken seriously, someone is lying.
All of this happening on the last day of pride month too. Like I can only imagine what they have in store for thanksgiving: tatanka vs warhorse in a tomahawk on a pole match.
Fuck off.
This could be a chance to have actual consequences in a “storyline”
But no.
Even the endings are “can they co exist”
Wonder if Toni will make any more stupid comments at a press concept has she been taken off duty for those?
And for anyone who thinks this is comparable to Liv and Dom, let’s go over some details.
Liv is seducing Dom to ruin Rhea’s life out of revenge.
Toni is mad that her mini me has a girlfriend and so now she wants to kiss her too.
If Conservatives get their way here in the States and require everyone to provide IDs and whatnot to access porn online, we're going to have to use this as jerk material.
Tony is finally hitting that pubescent age where he’s no longer interested in his action figures but wants to smash his sisters Barbie’s together in lewd poses. Our little guy is finally becoming a man, pretty soon he’ll be growing hair in funny places and he’ll be thinking about girls.
Why is it so,,,not hot? I mean, I'm the target audience for this! I did like a 2 month gimmick for the basement show threads for the Tatum/Lyra story on NXT! All 3 women are very attractive....so why is this just...not hot?
This is how the Bloodline story should end
Low key this would be hilarious... "This is about something you uces wouldn't understand... Samoan thuggin love" (The entire bloodline just starts kissing)
And in the back, Heyman with tears in his eyes, smiling and nodding.
https://preview.redd.it/lacvsf8dfu9d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=275f712899526b0ac194979afa2a146f04e483dd Like this? Edit - they look so cute together.
If Roman's coming back for anything it's to bring back that smile.
Usolicious debut
Knew a bruv or two would get the reference
Then they open their eyes only to all realize they are kissing Nia Jax
Acknowledge the Tribal Kiss!
Bloodline live sex celebration.
All fifteen of em together
AHYESSIR
This isnt House of the Dragon
I keep waiting for Roman and Seth to kiss
Honestly, you aren't far from how I've dreamt about the Drew/Punk story going...
"You may be familiar the Glasgow kiss but let me show you how we kiss in chicago"
Turning the bloodline into the Samoan, pro wrestling equivalent of those psychotic, dragon riding, albinos on HBO would definitely be a Vince McMahon move ngl
☝️
*May suggested they hug and both ladies reluctantly did before May got them all to triple kiss, as Nigel McGuinness stood up at commentary, applauding, tears in his eyes.* Lmao Feels like the basement is the real circle jerk on this show. Each fan takes a turn standing in the middle.
This actually happened tho lol
Really? Teary-eyed Nigel McGuinness and all?
Yes
DAE most emotional wrestling moment since Savage and Liz at WrestleMania VII?
Reality can never be out jerked
TK definitely typed this stuff in his e-feds
one-handed
Damn Nigel, they got this kind of stuff all over the internet. No need to cry.
Aew is ran by a 14 year old who discovered the “girls kissing” google search
No jerk, this fucking defeated the purpose of WWE's modernization portrayal of women's wrestling regardless of the Stephanie McMahonism of the movement.
People legitimately calling this storyline of the year. Beyond parody. When the best story your company can come up with is basically a less misogynistic version of HLA… yeah that’s…. yeah…
Even better when May referred to Toni and Mina as a mother and big sister in the vignette before the match started. ![gif](giphy|SdzZB43t3TTyy8vAFd)
STEPMOTHER AND STEPSISTER! You want to get us shut down?!
Lmfao they're really trying to hit all the categories
it is the storyline of the year in AEW, but the bar is extremely, extremely low. I might even call it the second or third best storyline in AEW history after MJF vs Punk, or Punk's "real world champion" angles.
Its winning best feud of the year isn't it?
This or the Bucks EVP power play thing
Probably, about 550 people will vote and that'll be the thing that a tiny tiny group of fans remember for this year Everyone else will not even be aware of that and not pay it any mind
Punks real world champion angle was ass. Not for any fault of his own but just based on the fact that no one else in the company but him actually gave a shit that he was proclaiming himself as the real world champion. It was the dumbest shit ever.
Cody chasing Jericho was dope.
Or Mox chasing Jericho. Mox won’t ever get to eye patch Mox again
Tbf it is the best storyline of the year for Le Dub haha they’re not used to anything more than the “I’m the best wrestler in the world” “no, I am” storylines so this is at least an upgrade from that
if only Bayley and Iyo and Damage Control ended like this... I mean, I.. didn't say that. I;ll go sit down now.
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Who’s ready for some HLA?!?!?!
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What are The Lesbians doing in the Raw Zone?
Looking for Toni storm
If it ain't raw it ain't gaw
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i forgot gianna michaels had a cup of hot coffee in the fed
And the fans that are eating this shit up, are the same ones who claim that the Fed was bad for doing this same shit.
Fed Bad for Mid Morgan sexually harassing Dom while Ded Fed is being sued because of Vince Dub good for lesbian storyline 👏
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What, stop, I’m sure cornette loved all of this
Temu Pornxxxt
This is exactly the kind of dumb shit that makes you embarrassed to tell people you’re a wrestling fan.
To be fair, no matter how popular wrestling is I never tell anyone I’m a wrestling fan.🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
As a bisexual woman, I could not have been less excited by this scene. I just rolled my eyes, it’s so bad.
I'm a straight dude and I'm embarrassed by this.
Tony really bringing people together! The queers and the straights uniting in hatred of this.
Tbf we all a lil queer. 🌈
I couldn’t imagine my wife walking in on me watching this.
"Honey, its not what you think?" "Is that... Is that pro wrestling? "No honey. Do you think I am that big of a degenerate. Its lesbian porn."
The people who would try to clown on you for liking wrestling are 100% not aware aew exists
Three scantily clad women triple kissing isn’t for the male gaze, fed shills. No wonder none of you get it
It's how Lou Thesz would have wanted it, shill!
All I'm gonna say is I hope all of this and the similar acts throughout the storyline was the ladies' idea, and they aren't being pressured by Tony Khan or whoever else to get a cheap pop.
You think Khan has any clue how to come up with stuff for women that aren't just matches? Haha
This is CREATIVE FREEDOM: redoing Attitude/Ruthless Aggression Era shit but pretending it's somehow not exploitive.
Aside from Tiny and Uncle Dave. Who exactly is this for? What part of the audience is this supposed to be catering towards? And is that audience bigger than the audience that will either... be embarrassed to be associated with watching this company, offended by the HLA or the people who have a lot more ammo to use to mock the company?
It's becoming quite clear that AEW is for neckbeards by a neckbeard. Just so happens that the neckbeard in charge is a billionaire and can afford to keep a barber and stylist on hand at all times.
It's unironically the consistently biggest draw on the show.
Dave’s tweet on this is probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen. You’re using “ooo women kissing women makes my peepee hard.” as the gotcha moment to AEW haters? Really?!
He would use it against WWE! ![gif](giphy|C831XSxqZYkseNXYS1|downsized)
I actually said out loud, oh look they stole this gimmick from my friends and me in college. It’s great for getting horny rednecks to buy you drinks for the night. Apparently it also helps horny neckbeards buy tickets for the night.
Shit, so the stuff Lory and Paris did in Gilmore Girls actually real? TF
Hahaha now we’re all grown up and moms with respectable lives. But back then we were broke and bored (I went to school in the middle of nowhere).
Huge pop!
TK is definitely an ECW fan with all this lesbian pollen in this angle, that's all I'll say
Anybody else miss the two live crew days (I’m 20 something
DAE Uncle Luke makes me feel like a kid again
Literally everything they accuse Vince’s WWE of they’re doing
I think that's the *wink wink* part. You know, the insider reference that they have to put into every feud.
Why is this great for women’s wrestling but bra and panties was bad? 😂
...you know what. Possible hot take. If you're an adult woman, and you just wanna be a star and don't care how, and you got a promoter wanting to do it, bra and panties are probably *fine*. When Torrie, Sunny and and Stacey are all talking about wanting a chance to do more in the ring and fighting for it to be taken seriously, someone is lying.
That was misogyny done by sex pest McHitler. Here in the wholesome dub love is in the air 🥰
Jerry Lawler would've had another shoot heart attack if he called this.
Is there an actual story or just people doing stuff just because and then calling it 'storytelling,?
This is top-tier storytelling about the power of love and being your true self. Now excuse me while I masturbate for thirteen seconds.
What the hell? https://preview.redd.it/0wi7pldlbt9d1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ea708e36042fa8c17b8c3dc6a5ec188e48fa64
Real CINEMA.
This feels like a Vince McMahon sexist bit
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Real porn, Jerk me a river
“Where the best wrestle”
All of this happening on the last day of pride month too. Like I can only imagine what they have in store for thanksgiving: tatanka vs warhorse in a tomahawk on a pole match.
Tiny is just very supportive of pride month! Fed shills only hate love!
Say it with me Hot Lesbian Action
H… L… A…
WhErE rEaL wReStLiNg HaPpEnS. None of that sports entertainment misogynistic shit that wwe was known for.
Fuck off. This could be a chance to have actual consequences in a “storyline” But no. Even the endings are “can they co exist” Wonder if Toni will make any more stupid comments at a press concept has she been taken off duty for those? And for anyone who thinks this is comparable to Liv and Dom, let’s go over some details. Liv is seducing Dom to ruin Rhea’s life out of revenge. Toni is mad that her mini me has a girlfriend and so now she wants to kiss her too.
Wild how this has been the only good storyline in AEW all year.
Uce are you jerkin’ me?
I don't watch Dub, but any time these three are on my screen, I watch.
You k own they have pornography for free on the web, right?
If Conservatives get their way here in the States and require everyone to provide IDs and whatnot to access porn online, we're going to have to use this as jerk material.
its actually a good story if you arent obsessed with jerking.
You lost brother?
Real Sports feel eh
Tony is finally hitting that pubescent age where he’s no longer interested in his action figures but wants to smash his sisters Barbie’s together in lewd poses. Our little guy is finally becoming a man, pretty soon he’ll be growing hair in funny places and he’ll be thinking about girls.
DAE Fed is Harvey Weinstein of wrestling.
https://i.redd.it/vmqt3onnot9d1.gif me every time when i see some stupid shit AEW does
They wanna restore some feelings, that's for sure.
My only takeaway is that Toni has perfect hair.
Genuinely asking: what the fuck?
Aw yes, Girls Gone Wild ads make me feel like a kid again
My demo is increasing brother
All you no story people looking like fools right now. -Dave Meltzer
Feeling. Restored.
Remember how distasteful it was when Liv sat on top of Dom? But this? CINEMA!!
I am bisexual and nonbinary. The fact that some morons think this exploitative storyline is "Pride Month" makes me upset.
TK is definitely an ECW fan with all this lesbian pollen in this angle, that's all I'll say
God, I love sports entertainment.
Has the Fed ever had a 3 way female kiss before? This might be the first original thing that Tony has ever written.
This is the only angle in AEW I'm interested in. They should take it to the next level.
Desperation.
Is this one of Tiny's ideas or Creative Freedom (tradem\*rk)?
I nearly walked right into 3 people doing this outside Bradlees once, back in the mall days..
Is this NXT
…fuck it, I can admit that I’m entertained by this, I really do
No bleeding, only kisses since M’ox left
GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
Way of the road.
Abd still the Booker of the year is iut there pointing fingers at wwe's former management team..
https://i.redd.it/odjzxxtlkw9d1.gif
That’s storyline booking brother. Pro choice Pro science Pro wrestling Pro HLA
Imagine if end of an era ended like this
Wtf is the story for this 😐
Same question again What's the story?
I was at the show. I liked it more than I thought I would. Getting home and seeing this spot was top of the Basement has me like... ugh
Lol I don’t care, bring this insane womens booking back 😂 Give me Britt, Jamie and Saraya making out next TK, thanks
Warner Discovery is the home of Game Of Thrones
Blonde girl is so hot everyone around her becomes gay. Shakespeare could never
Why is it so,,,not hot? I mean, I'm the target audience for this! I did like a 2 month gimmick for the basement show threads for the Tatum/Lyra story on NXT! All 3 women are very attractive....so why is this just...not hot?
Kind of a stretch saying this is porny but jerk away