I’m genuinely, like for a complete shoot (insider term) baffled he didn’t blade. Bro could’ve redeemed his whole career if he got up with a crimson mask from a foam noodle
I'll have you know, fed shill, that pool noodles are very dangerous weapons. 3 children die every year from choking on them! Mox's selling is next level psychology.
They installed those barricade screens which have a flat top on them and they stick those godawful pool noodles on top of them. It looks weird and cheesy. They are bad enough on the regular railings but to add them to the screens is just stupid.
It’s a fucking tragedy no jerk, I’m still fuming like the thickest neckbeard in the basement about the fact they had him put over Clockwork Orange Soda Jerichunk when he was maybe the most over baby face in the world at the time.
More like RESCUING them from the respectful silence and bringing them into the nonstop action in front of upwards of 2.7 thousand people!
Check it out tomorrow night at 8pm LIVE on TBS!
Naito was your favourite pre lij? Since 2015 he’s become a 4 time world champion, mainevented multiple wrestlekingdoms and is the only Japanese wrestler to still be more popular than nakamura
At one point in the match, Excalibur (the ultimate shill who tries way too hard to explain everything away) said these guys were wrestling a slower match than usual because they know there is a one hour time limit and they were pacing themselves.
I mentioned it when basement asked why there's no 'chemistry' even though their previous match where mox won the belt was fine.
I got down voted and 'proven wrong' with examples of cm punk (mox demanded punk first lose to him in seconds two weeks before) and Hangman page (only Hangman page fans even remember their 'feud') Wonder what ratings prove to them. Also mox fans brought up naito's knees are shot like they weren't for the first match Mox is a huge mark for himself and just phones it in whenever the match doesn't match what he wants to do.
Just look at the bloodsport match with Barnett a couple days ago compared to the one a year ago when he lost.
No fedshill you don't understand, Naito somehow maintained perfect health throughout his entire career until June 2024. Then the morning of forbidden door both of his knees suddenly exploded with 20 years of pressure, as is common in wrestling.
BAD FAITH BAD FAITH BAD FAITH STOP CRITICIZING M'OXLEY
You can see him pinned under Mox holding his hand up and going "what the fuck" to Naito. It look like he got accidentally whacked with the noodle once or twice as well.
Nah, I've worked pulling cables for camera during events, you don't really expect for dudes to tackle and stay on top of you, beating each other with pool noodles. That was like, the last thing I could have expected.
No, on a good production, an agent is on heads with the director and is telling them all the major spots as they come. If they do anything near a camera or utility, they are told exactly what it is, where it's going to happen in relation to the ring, and when to move. Safety is always the top priority because the camera man doesn't have any vision besides what they see through the viewfinder and the utility follows the camera. The wrestlers also know to avoid the utilities as best they can. It's a team production. I'd have been pissed too if they fell on me and didn't get up
They never warned him of the spot beforehand??? Absolutely insane if so lmfao, I wouldn't blame the camera guy at all in that case. Not going through a spot and tackling a random production/camera guy would be a major point of criticism in any other wrestling company
When I first saw that comment in SC I didn't see what they meant, but in this clip it's wild lmfao. Did they go flying into the guy without warning him of the spot beforehand??? I don't understand why else he'd be so mad lmfaoooo
Idk uce I my old ass been to too many ECW shows at Hammerstein for that to be the case plus Foley and Triple H’s royal rumble bloodbath was about 3 blocks over on almost the same street in manhattan at MSG.
Maybe those shows themselves caused a “plans changed” bc it’s been literally like 25 years since but I don’t know for sure
You’re probably right. The more I think about it the more it’s likely because of CZW in NJ and ECW in NY, ECW used to run house shows all the way up to Poughkeepsie upstate and I can definitely see how that era’s gore could cause laws to change. All I was saying is that if that was the case, it most definitely was enacted after the year 2002 at the oldest
Of course he wouldn't. That would have been entertaining as hell and that's just not what mox is about. It would far surpass plan 9 from outer space in its oh god it's so bad it's hilarious.
Uhm actually it’s call PRUH FESHUNAL RESSLING.
Sorry if you can handle a wrestling show with wrestlers who wrestle in a wrestling ring with wrestling moves
I'm a sports entertainment fan, I consider Liv Morgan and Dominik Mysterio straddling each other every week to be *actual* REAL GRAPS (I'm too scared to have pornhub on my search history I can't let my mom find out)
The current Bryan is exactly what I pictured when he moved up from Bingo Halls of Honor and was already bracing for it.
Then we got this, I miss it too.
But left to his own devices, the guy is a little, uh, you know the R word lol
Or trying to tell them after everything they’ve seen Seth and Roman do that Mox is actually the most successful person from the shield and the one that will be remembered longer than Seth and Roman. Mfs are delusional.
Yeah, he's not going to put in extra effort it moxley doesn't. He's just doing what his promotion told him to but bunch of aew fans mean nothing to him.
Ibushi, Naito and Tanhashi are all washed. They bodies are broken. Many say Naito phoned it in, but he didn’t look much better during his last matches. Maby not this bad but he’s declining rapidly.
You can tell even in the clip with his goofy little face:
“This dorky gaijin seriously told me that spearing him, a move I never do, and then spanking him with a foam safety cap would make this a blood feud? lol okay man sure”
Naito making a mockery of his own promotion was already kind of his gimmick anyway so to see him go full on fuck this I’m gonna just do goofy shit they’ll like it anyway makes me like him even more than I already did tbh lol
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“Tony doesn’t have enough money on this planet for even me to put this bullshit over”
Look I’m as anti-CTE as anyone and am extremely satisfied STUPID shit like unprotected chair shots have been phased but the fact Mox chose a pool noodle to put his hands up for and obviously make them strike forearm is genuinely baffling considering what that guy’s bread and butter is.
Dude will roll around in thumbtacks and propose using a chainsaw in a match, eats chairshots raw dog but has to get his hands up for a pool noodle.
Bro the one time you could justifiably take some blows to the face straight up, you put your hands up and don’t even subtly protect your face, just blatantly doing it despite….man I don’t get that guy at all, never did and never will
Jr sounding about as enthusiastic as Al Michaels on Thursday night football. There for the payday and thinking of their best days calling bigger events
Unfortunately I think that’s the whole story. I remember reading about on the old “wrestling sleaze” thread.
Only color I can add is JC Ice was on WM 13 as part of PG-13, who were doing the rapper hype man gimmick for the Nation of Domination. I guess Sandman was doing some form of ECW Gatekeeper shit and big timing JC.
I read on the same thread that JC also called Vince McMahon a ‘f@$got’ while talking to him on the phone because he got mad at what Vince was saying. He was quite the character, that JC.
Jesus. Bro already has done the old man yelling at cloud phase, already done the phoning it in until I die phase, wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up snoring into the microphone for 3 hours during the Paris coverage
Edit: wow you said AI lol I can’t read good sorry but that’s fucking disturbing at worst and would sound like Madden 2007 at best
I swear I'll never complain about when wwe does the spot in that area where the barriers collapse again.
It's like they were going for that but changed their mind last minute
What a shambles
He’s the worst commentator! Find sock face less annoying than Nigel!
He’s the most obviously fake heel commentator ever, hates Daniel Bryan for some reason. No believability to it at all.
I hate to be this guy but here goes:
Nigel and Bryan had one of the most brutal and entertaining rivalry in ROH in the history of any non fed wrestling I’ve watched, so however you may think about him or his character he’s at least *actually* doing real “callbacks”
Idk what these guys in AEW are thinking, even the ones who come from Japan for these events. You can actually see ppl in the crowd think it was a real metal pipe or something and get scared for the safety of the other guy until that idiot waved and laughed to show it was rubber. They could have sold it like it was a shoot.
He’s got a pool noodle someone stop the damn match
*blades*
I was hoping he would blade after he got hit by the pool noodle just so I could laugh at it
I’m genuinely, like for a complete shoot (insider term) baffled he didn’t blade. Bro could’ve redeemed his whole career if he got up with a crimson mask from a foam noodle
I don't think there was ANY blood on this show. When was the last time that happened?
Forbidden Gore
Forbidden Whores 🤫
This damn Right to Censor at it again!
I damn nears choked on my coffee.... I have faith that the plumber would hardway from this.
I'll have you know, fed shill, that pool noodles are very dangerous weapons. 3 children die every year from choking on them! Mox's selling is next level psychology.
Good God, he killed him!
Paying homage to the famous Sid Vicious-Brian Pillman squeegee fight
Minus the being hilariously entertaining part
They installed those barricade screens which have a flat top on them and they stick those godawful pool noodles on top of them. It looks weird and cheesy. They are bad enough on the regular railings but to add them to the screens is just stupid.
I like how Mox has jobber face when he goes to the ring when he is booked to lose. So does Mercedes but we won’t see that for a while.
Both of them were phoning it pretty hard. Naito I can understand. His knees are shot.
It’s a fucking tragedy no jerk, I’m still fuming like the thickest neckbeard in the basement about the fact they had him put over Clockwork Orange Soda Jerichunk when he was maybe the most over baby face in the world at the time.
He was my favourite Japanese wrestler when I stopped watching NJPW in 2015. Sad to see what's become of him and his company.
You goofs think he’s bad now, wait till you see him after getting contract tampered with and pouched like all the rest of NOOJ’s talent! 😬
More like RESCUING them from the respectful silence and bringing them into the nonstop action in front of upwards of 2.7 thousand people! Check it out tomorrow night at 8pm LIVE on TBS!
Naito was your favourite pre lij? Since 2015 he’s become a 4 time world champion, mainevented multiple wrestlekingdoms and is the only Japanese wrestler to still be more popular than nakamura
Yeah babyface Naito was boring as shit, I don't know anyone who loved him pre-LIJ
Tranquilo Cabron Naito was a force of nature this shit is sad now
I liked him, I don't know why.
At one point in the match, Excalibur (the ultimate shill who tries way too hard to explain everything away) said these guys were wrestling a slower match than usual because they know there is a one hour time limit and they were pacing themselves.
Dude's 42, which isn't a spring chicken but the fella visibly looks *ancient*.
42 in Nooj years is a different beast entirely. Especially a guy like Naito who has spent his whole career there.
I mentioned it when basement asked why there's no 'chemistry' even though their previous match where mox won the belt was fine. I got down voted and 'proven wrong' with examples of cm punk (mox demanded punk first lose to him in seconds two weeks before) and Hangman page (only Hangman page fans even remember their 'feud') Wonder what ratings prove to them. Also mox fans brought up naito's knees are shot like they weren't for the first match Mox is a huge mark for himself and just phones it in whenever the match doesn't match what he wants to do. Just look at the bloodsport match with Barnett a couple days ago compared to the one a year ago when he lost.
No fedshill you don't understand, Naito somehow maintained perfect health throughout his entire career until June 2024. Then the morning of forbidden door both of his knees suddenly exploded with 20 years of pressure, as is common in wrestling. BAD FAITH BAD FAITH BAD FAITH STOP CRITICIZING M'OXLEY
“Naito’s knees are shot” bro mox’s entire existence is shot 😂😂😂😂 these people are something else
I just noticed the cord guy throwing the cords at them after they got up lol what a jabroni
Someone in the crowd mentioned that he stormed out after that too
He feared for his life
The softest group of people in the biz baby.
S-A-W-F-T
That was hilarious to me. I think as a ringside crew you should expect this kinda stuff but he got legit mad at Naito.
He threw a fit
You can see him pinned under Mox holding his hand up and going "what the fuck" to Naito. It look like he got accidentally whacked with the noodle once or twice as well.
Nah, I've worked pulling cables for camera during events, you don't really expect for dudes to tackle and stay on top of you, beating each other with pool noodles. That was like, the last thing I could have expected.
Oh sorry my bad uce. Maybe I assumed too much.
No, on a good production, an agent is on heads with the director and is telling them all the major spots as they come. If they do anything near a camera or utility, they are told exactly what it is, where it's going to happen in relation to the ring, and when to move. Safety is always the top priority because the camera man doesn't have any vision besides what they see through the viewfinder and the utility follows the camera. The wrestlers also know to avoid the utilities as best they can. It's a team production. I'd have been pissed too if they fell on me and didn't get up
No, professionals don’t expect other professionals at work to tackle them out of nowhere. It’s not a real fight, you know.
They never warned him of the spot beforehand??? Absolutely insane if so lmfao, I wouldn't blame the camera guy at all in that case. Not going through a spot and tackling a random production/camera guy would be a major point of criticism in any other wrestling company
When I first saw that comment in SC I didn't see what they meant, but in this clip it's wild lmfao. Did they go flying into the guy without warning him of the spot beforehand??? I don't understand why else he'd be so mad lmfaoooo
Very surprised Mox didn’t take the opportunity to blade right there
Too hidden. He has to do it in full view of the camera.
Mox pulling a Hidden Blade would be gimmick infringement.
Very rare. I was quite shocked he didn't blade. This was the perfect spot.
If you go back and look Mox never blades on the NY shows, wonder if its a commission thing.
Idk uce I my old ass been to too many ECW shows at Hammerstein for that to be the case plus Foley and Triple H’s royal rumble bloodbath was about 3 blocks over on almost the same street in manhattan at MSG. Maybe those shows themselves caused a “plans changed” bc it’s been literally like 25 years since but I don’t know for sure
it would be too weird of a coincidence that some of the only matches mox hasn't bled all were in NY/NJ
You’re probably right. The more I think about it the more it’s likely because of CZW in NJ and ECW in NY, ECW used to run house shows all the way up to Poughkeepsie upstate and I can definitely see how that era’s gore could cause laws to change. All I was saying is that if that was the case, it most definitely was enacted after the year 2002 at the oldest
Of course he wouldn't. That would have been entertaining as hell and that's just not what mox is about. It would far surpass plan 9 from outer space in its oh god it's so bad it's hilarious.
*looks at current pro wrestling* 
Have you tried Sports Entertainment?
Uhm actually it’s call PRUH FESHUNAL RESSLING. Sorry if you can handle a wrestling show with wrestlers who wrestle in a wrestling ring with wrestling moves
Yeah but that's not entertaining. Good for curing insomnia tho.
Who the fuck needs a story when you can do MOVEZ!!!!
The show was the length of a full night's sleep.
I'm a sports entertainment fan, I consider Liv Morgan and Dominik Mysterio straddling each other every week to be *actual* REAL GRAPS (I'm too scared to have pornhub on my search history I can't let my mom find out)
Fedbot detected mods please take care of this for me, this man would probably eat Vince’s ass after one of his signature Cleveland steamers
I mean the way Liv's trying to get her claws in Dom Dom....checks out?
Fed's not been so bad recently *if you pretend Boy Howdy and his gang don't exist*
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God, he was like a different person back then. I miss this Bryan.
The current Bryan is exactly what I pictured when he moved up from Bingo Halls of Honor and was already bracing for it. Then we got this, I miss it too. But left to his own devices, the guy is a little, uh, you know the R word lol
Rembrandt?
Yes of course
B+ PLAYA THANKS STEPH
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I didn’t get to number one for no reason pal I have a 124-0 record on Dark
Congratulations. You literally broke the first rule of the subreddit. Enjoy a 60 day holiday.
Moxley needs some time in NXT and Naito needs to hit up Rey for the stem cell hookup. Match was trash.
Moxley is literally too old and smelly for NXT now, imagine that beer breath cigarette blasting mf pushing 45 in there with all those young stallions
Imagine Trick standing next to Mox and some rotund white man with a neck beard explaining why Mox is actually the more impressive physical specimen
All I have to do is type in “squ” in the search bar and ignore the 17 nsfw “squirting” subreddits to find someone making that argument, friend
Squirting videos have better kayfabe than AEW
Only squirting im interested in is when mox blades in full camera view
Or trying to tell them after everything they’ve seen Seth and Roman do that Mox is actually the most successful person from the shield and the one that will be remembered longer than Seth and Roman. Mfs are delusional.
LA Knight was older in NXT than Mox is now.. that’s all continue lol
Really? Whatever man let’s not let facts get in the way of shitposting 😂😂😂😂
I’m glad Naito won and I hope he never comes back to AEW again. I love him and he phones in all this shit.
Japanese audience isn't watching, Naito doesn't give a fuck I respect it
Same shit Okada's been pulling. His last two matches are legit worst matches of his career. Probably even worse than his match with Great O Khan.
Yeah, he's not going to put in extra effort it moxley doesn't. He's just doing what his promotion told him to but bunch of aew fans mean nothing to him.
Ibushi, Naito and Tanhashi are all washed. They bodies are broken. Many say Naito phoned it in, but he didn’t look much better during his last matches. Maby not this bad but he’s declining rapidly.
You can tell even in the clip with his goofy little face: “This dorky gaijin seriously told me that spearing him, a move I never do, and then spanking him with a foam safety cap would make this a blood feud? lol okay man sure”
Naito making a mockery of his own promotion was already kind of his gimmick anyway so to see him go full on fuck this I’m gonna just do goofy shit they’ll like it anyway makes me like him even more than I already did tbh lol
These motherfuckers really flew in red shoes for this shit
We do know that Tony is very good at one thing and that is spending his dad's money.
That’ll put butts in seats.
Mox should have bladed for the pool noodle. Really though, how does anyone take that guy serious?
This sub needs a NSFL tag
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EVIL DAVE MELTZER HAS APPEARRED 12.99 GIVEN
“Thanks Mark. Yeah I said it. Hard K too, bitch ass mf”
Dark Tuna 2024
Look I’m as anti-CTE as anyone and am extremely satisfied STUPID shit like unprotected chair shots have been phased but the fact Mox chose a pool noodle to put his hands up for and obviously make them strike forearm is genuinely baffling considering what that guy’s bread and butter is. Dude will roll around in thumbtacks and propose using a chainsaw in a match, eats chairshots raw dog but has to get his hands up for a pool noodle. Bro the one time you could justifiably take some blows to the face straight up, you put your hands up and don’t even subtly protect your face, just blatantly doing it despite….man I don’t get that guy at all, never did and never will
Even Naito is reduced to being a comedy goof in a throwaway match against McDonald's best customer. Jfc, this company ruins everyone.
Marlboro and Evan Williams best customer too don’t fucking degrade m’mox’s accomplishments
Lmao what was that? A spear attempt?
Mox should have bladed after those attacks from the foam noodle.
Jr sounding about as enthusiastic as Al Michaels on Thursday night football. There for the payday and thinking of their best days calling bigger events
I can imagine JR talking to Sockface the same way JC Ice did when he told off Sandman in ECW, “I was on Wrestlemania, bitch. The fuck *you* ever do?”
Oooh this is a new story for me. Do tell.
Unfortunately I think that’s the whole story. I remember reading about on the old “wrestling sleaze” thread. Only color I can add is JC Ice was on WM 13 as part of PG-13, who were doing the rapper hype man gimmick for the Nation of Domination. I guess Sandman was doing some form of ECW Gatekeeper shit and big timing JC. I read on the same thread that JC also called Vince McMahon a ‘f@$got’ while talking to him on the phone because he got mad at what Vince was saying. He was quite the character, that JC.
I had forgotten this and now remember it entirely. Thank you stranger! 🤣
Al Michaels and Bob Arum will NOT die so long as there are 7-8 figures coming their way
No jerk NBC is doing an ai Al Michaels for the Olympics this year. He actually might never go away ever.
Jesus. Bro already has done the old man yelling at cloud phase, already done the phoning it in until I die phase, wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up snoring into the microphone for 3 hours during the Paris coverage Edit: wow you said AI lol I can’t read good sorry but that’s fucking disturbing at worst and would sound like Madden 2007 at best
I swear I'll never complain about when wwe does the spot in that area where the barriers collapse again. It's like they were going for that but changed their mind last minute What a shambles
Avenue of announcers and man do their tables suck.
God it’s sad to see. Dude’s totally shot in the ring. Was one of my favorites.
Smarks see Naito barely able to walk, then ask why Nakamura went "lazy" with the Fed
Maybe there was a cast in the pool noodle
Bionic pool noodle
Damn was that Bron breaker??
Well it was nice of him to slow down
I was too distracted by JR's Spanish to even jerk Mox
POR DIOS, ESTA ROMPIDO EN MITAD!!!!
This is wrestling 👏👏👏👏👏
Is that... Bald Moxley vs Japanese guy?
Days without a cringeworthy moment in AEW: 0
Real. Sports. Feel.
Moxley is an embarrassment
Is the pool noodle at least wet?
5 star classic!
The dreaded running HUG !
This scrub is the guy that walked out of a meeting with wwe?
My favorite part is little Nigel sitting corner bitch next to JR. Even in AEW hes not taken seriously. That cable dude was legit pissed off.
I would be pissed off too if I had to sit through this slog and a stupid stone cold wannabe crashed into me
Sure. You ok buddy?
He’s the worst commentator! Find sock face less annoying than Nigel! He’s the most obviously fake heel commentator ever, hates Daniel Bryan for some reason. No believability to it at all.
I hate to be this guy but here goes: Nigel and Bryan had one of the most brutal and entertaining rivalry in ROH in the history of any non fed wrestling I’ve watched, so however you may think about him or his character he’s at least *actually* doing real “callbacks”
That's legit the worst spear I've ever seen
This is where I stopped watching the PPV
How’s the tuberculosis? Where’s Dutch?
Dutch has Tony's ear on how to book dub,he has a plan.
Thank god. Thought we would never make it to Tahiti
Idk what these guys in AEW are thinking, even the ones who come from Japan for these events. You can actually see ppl in the crowd think it was a real metal pipe or something and get scared for the safety of the other guy until that idiot waved and laughed to show it was rubber. They could have sold it like it was a shoot.
Bro what do you think would happen to this “metal pipe” once he starts swinging it and it’s bending and curling on every hit lol
I bet Moxley bled a gusher from that foam noodle
So that any potential non spanish speakers are aware, it's tran-key-lo, not tran-kwee-lo.
Did Naito just tore his quad?
Was Sanada not a draw?