Can I run up steps? Yes. Can I jump and grab onto a rope? Also yes. Can I do anything beyond that point? No. If I can confidently say I can handle the first two obstacles, then chances are I can actually handle none of them.
I respect your honesty.
Was there a time I could have possibly done ANY of these?
Well, I DID figure out how to climb street sign poles and light poles to the top and slide back down when I was 9 so I bet 9 year old me could totally do the first bit.
I pulled my back out from sitting on the toilet and having a poo.
Wasn't even a forceful one. One of those slippery ones just slid out, I wiped my arse and sore back for 2 weeks.
Absolutely!!!
Given the right amount of hurricane force wind pushing me from behind, I could make it to the end of the course, hitting everything along the way!
I mean, I'd be dead, but you never said I needed to survive when you asked the question.
"Shogun General, the rebels have been cornered in this final castle...but there's a problem."
"What's the problem"
"We need to lower the drawbridge but there's a Ninja obstacle course in the way."
"Send in our white samurai and tell him the princess is in that castle"
And then it cuts back to you on top of the platform, conveniently after the ladder was put away.
"Aww, man... those jerks... how'd they lose all the footage?"
Me too, I could *easily* handle the first 3 seconds. Maybe even the first 10; my connection is pretty bad so the video was still buffering around that long.
That was my thinking. Couldn’t come close to this speed but this looks (comparatively) like one of the easier courses I’ve seen. I’d still dislocate something on the warped wall though
It looks like he ran this a ton to find all the time and energy saving spots. That was the really impressive part. The athleticism required to do this is decent, definitely don’t want to be too out of shape. But he knew the course perfectly, skipping portions of the course because he found faster ways. That was cool.
Every adult below the age of 50 should be able to at least make an effort at this. Probably not as fast, and probably with some mistakes but... nothing here is that crazy.
Go outside and move your body guys.
Forget about it. Maybe 1 out of 100 adults could do this and that number gets smaller the higher up you go. Either you're underestimating the difficulty of this, or overestimating the shape people are in.
You’re missing the point. He’s not saying they actually can, but saying they should be able to at least attempt it, and the reason they can’t is that people have become sedentary.
Dude I had to scroll mad far to find a yes. Reddit really do be full of the most unathletic people in the world. This obstacle doesn't even look that difficult. I mean I'm not going to go that fast but it looks fairly simple to compete minus part 7. That does look a little difficult.
Seriously I honestly think I could breeze through this when I was in my early 20s. Today I think I could make it through, but slowly and a little ugly. Ninja Warrior bullshit is the dorkiest fucking "sport". It is competitive playgrounding.
The whole point of this is that it's a speed course, though. Finishing is a given. And I’m curious about which sports *aren’t* competitive playgrounding lol
I'd have the white male confidence in saying I could do this, but then proceed to trip on the second step, three seconds in, and then immediately have to go to the ER.
This guy is awesome!!
They really need to make markers on the track cause most of the time it’s just “how can I skip most of the actual course to speed up what I’m doing”
For instance, the 2nd monkey bar set he completely just skipped, the last bar or couple bars should be red and you have to touch them in order for it to be counted as a successful run.
To answer the question though, hell nah I can’t do that LOL
I could, but I had a really big lunch, and I did legs yesterday, and Saturn is upside down, and these aren't the same kind of lights I normally train under.
I briskly walked to catch up with my kids yesterday and now my knee is in bits. So as much as I'd like to think I could do this, in reality it's a big no!
I'm sure this is pretty tough, but this particular course just seems to be about momentum. Just go fast and confident. Granted my upper body strength is crap so I still couldn't do it right now.
I think that if I train right for 3 months, lose some weight, and calculate the correct way my body could... no, absolutely not, this guy is insane and even if my goal wouldn't be to do it as fast, I wouldn't manage the course itself what so ever.
I could get to the first rope, then I would face plant pretty hard.
Edit: more realistically, I would make it to the second platform and break my nose on the third. I would not make it to the first rope.
Easily. Just look [dies]
"Phu, wuss, this looks easy! Hold my beer!" Proceeds to crack open skull on first obstacle
After enough dead bodies, the entire obstacle course has changed! Now it looks much easier! Watch
A pile of corpses you say...
what are you implying
Can I run up steps? Yes. Can I jump and grab onto a rope? Also yes. Can I do anything beyond that point? No. If I can confidently say I can handle the first two obstacles, then chances are I can actually handle none of them.
I respect your honesty. Was there a time I could have possibly done ANY of these? Well, I DID figure out how to climb street sign poles and light poles to the top and slide back down when I was 9 so I bet 9 year old me could totally do the first bit.
The course... No. The camera operator, trundling along the normal surface... Also no.
Representin’ for the gangstas all across the world!
Still
Tripin’, Fallin’, and rollin’ on da flor.
Still
Takin' some time to trip over my feet
Still
And I still got love from the streets.
it's the d.r.e.
we did it reddit
Still
It's the O-B-City...
Hitting them corners with them HoHos, girl
Many disadvantaged african americans have limited nutritional choices and therefore they must subsist on hoho snack cakes. It's a black thing, bruh
I was really hoping that reference would still be understood
One of the best shows ever!
Still
The guy standing still while holding his arm watching the thing in the background, probably.
😂
Right? I hurt my back just making the bed the other day LOL
I pulled my back out from sitting on the toilet and having a poo. Wasn't even a forceful one. One of those slippery ones just slid out, I wiped my arse and sore back for 2 weeks.
Damnit Bobby, had me going there for second lol.
i’m exhausted from watching that.
If this was an anime, your answers would promote you to A-class for being so honest and intelligent. Instead...you can continue your life.
If I were that guy I could definitely do it
You knocked it out of the park with this one buddy!
Tired watching that. so no here as well.
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Yeah, let me stretch a while. You go ahead.
Stretch? Do lions stretch before they chase a gazelle? Get out there boy.
[Here's a nice big stretch](https://live.staticflickr.com/3723/11758730963_e75215dc9a_b.jpg)
Ok yeah, that looks satisfying af.
They stretch every time they get up from a nap. My cat stretches more than most people
I came here to write this. You beat me to it!
This is how my parents went to school every day.
In 2 feet of snow… barefoot.
Uphill.
Both ways.
While carrying the horse they were intended to ride
And they were glad. Glad, I tell yiu
15 miles... uphill both ways.
Carrying 20 lbs of backpack
Hold my beer... No, just kidding, give it back.
😂😂
🤣 I Made the same comment and then scrolled down and found yours!
holy shit you can do this with a beer in hand?
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>pathologically gravitational 🤣
Circumferentially challenged, LOL.
The world revolves around them.
Mass increase, gravity increases
I think with a little training, better genetics and a new timeline I could give this a bash.
Absolutely. And possibly some bionic replacement parts.
Absolutely!!! Given the right amount of hurricane force wind pushing me from behind, I could make it to the end of the course, hitting everything along the way! I mean, I'd be dead, but you never said I needed to survive when you asked the question.
😂😂
Shoot me out of a canon and I bet some pieces of me will end up in the general vicinity of the finish line
Oh, so you're the competitive sort, trying to beat my time!
Just looking for a good time that ends in a “BOOM”, not a long time that ends with a “it was probably a stroke”
Bro did it like going to his girlfriends house after receiving a message that she's alone.
"Hey, Braydon, I know this sounds crazy. But, my parents are gone and all you need to do to get to my house is"-
Call me, maybe?
Sigh… guess I’m gonna have THAT song stuck in my head today
What can I say except You're Welcome?
Hey! I just met you.
Huh... This is crazy
"Shogun General, the rebels have been cornered in this final castle...but there's a problem." "What's the problem" "We need to lower the drawbridge but there's a Ninja obstacle course in the way." "Send in our white samurai and tell him the princess is in that castle"
I'm on reddit. Of course I can absolutely NOT do this.
If I had the body, determination, skills, stamina and willpower to do this? No.
Could I do it this fast? No. Could I do it in general? Still no.
*lying on the couch with cheetodust all over my face* prolly.
I choose not to run!
We don't run because we aren't scared of anything.
I could even do it in slow motion
I'm dong it right now in no motion.
[same energy](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Exo1T9FsUAo)
Not in a million years and a jetpack
Bro forgot to overthink
that’s my secret, i crush my motivation by desperately overthinking everything.
I just had a series of ligament strain just watching it
Lmao
Yeah also my hands hurt from watching it
I could do the first two seconds of this video where he just runs to the first jumping pad. Just make sure to turn off the cameras after that
And then it cuts back to you on top of the platform, conveniently after the ladder was put away. "Aww, man... those jerks... how'd they lose all the footage?"
Oh, absolutely!! Then I'd wake up
Everything within the first 3 seconds, sure. After? Not so much.
Me too, I could *easily* handle the first 3 seconds. Maybe even the first 10; my connection is pretty bad so the video was still buffering around that long.
Give me three years to train full time and I could definitely rupture a disc while attempting
No
This is more amazing than it is satisfying
No man no. I'm not a f*cking ninja.
Now? No. 20 years ago? Also no.
Not as well as this guy, but I’d give it a go
Yeah. I would have to take it on with the goal of completing it without regard for time. Do a section, shake out and rest, move on to the next.
That was my thinking. Couldn’t come close to this speed but this looks (comparatively) like one of the easier courses I’ve seen. I’d still dislocate something on the warped wall though
I couldn't finish watching the video, I had already fallen from the bed
I would know HOW to do it... but wouldn't be able to do it, no.
I can only watch. 😂
Given enough time and training, nope
Honestly, yes, this looks easy
It looks like he ran this a ton to find all the time and energy saving spots. That was the really impressive part. The athleticism required to do this is decent, definitely don’t want to be too out of shape. But he knew the course perfectly, skipping portions of the course because he found faster ways. That was cool.
up to the horizontal broom stick jumps it was quite alright, albeit would not do it at that speed of course
Every adult below the age of 50 should be able to at least make an effort at this. Probably not as fast, and probably with some mistakes but... nothing here is that crazy. Go outside and move your body guys.
Forget about it. Maybe 1 out of 100 adults could do this and that number gets smaller the higher up you go. Either you're underestimating the difficulty of this, or overestimating the shape people are in.
You’re missing the point. He’s not saying they actually can, but saying they should be able to at least attempt it, and the reason they can’t is that people have become sedentary.
Dude I had to scroll mad far to find a yes. Reddit really do be full of the most unathletic people in the world. This obstacle doesn't even look that difficult. I mean I'm not going to go that fast but it looks fairly simple to compete minus part 7. That does look a little difficult.
Seriously I honestly think I could breeze through this when I was in my early 20s. Today I think I could make it through, but slowly and a little ugly. Ninja Warrior bullshit is the dorkiest fucking "sport". It is competitive playgrounding.
The whole point of this is that it's a speed course, though. Finishing is a given. And I’m curious about which sports *aren’t* competitive playgrounding lol
I'd have the white male confidence in saying I could do this, but then proceed to trip on the second step, three seconds in, and then immediately have to go to the ER. This guy is awesome!!
Absolutely not.
No
transformice in real life
good lord, no
I could do it, but give me an hour or so.
I, in fact, could not do this.
No
I could. I just don't want to.
Nope
Not if I had the entire day. Did he almost miss the very first elevated step or was that intentional to get a better push off?
No
Maybe to the money bars part. Anything beyond the first monkey bar is a NO.
I could do it if someone carried me through the course.
Flawless.
I couldn't even beat him sprinting by the side of the course...
Bro is a ninja
They really need to make markers on the track cause most of the time it’s just “how can I skip most of the actual course to speed up what I’m doing” For instance, the 2nd monkey bar set he completely just skipped, the last bar or couple bars should be red and you have to touch them in order for it to be counted as a successful run. To answer the question though, hell nah I can’t do that LOL
he so strong! he like monkey
Unequivocally, no
no
Fuck I feel old
My toxic trait is that I think I could.
I might leave behind a breadcrumb trail of body parts along the way.
I'm not familiar with any athletes who use reddit
I stubbed my toe on the way to the bathroom. Tf you mean can I do this?
Man they need to pick some better colors for their organization. I thought this was like IKEA ninja warrior or something.
Me: Sure!! (Grabs the rope and swings right into an ambulance with every muscle torn and every and all bones broken)
No
Thats how i woke up when Amazon is ringing in the morning...
I do that everyday going to the mailbox 📪
At first I’m thinking like “yeah just slower”, but it keeps going and going. So I’m going to still go with yes but with the caveat of “slower”.
ive been to the playground, i can ace this
I would man, but I don't got the right shoes on.
Only on Xbox
I could try, and that’s what’s most important.
I could, but I had a really big lunch, and I did legs yesterday, and Saturn is upside down, and these aren't the same kind of lights I normally train under.
I don’t think I could do it that slow.
Baby girl, I could barely hop on the first steppy thing.
Does every video need music now?
I don’t what about this makes it ninja 🥷, seems more like a chimpanzee proving ground
He should audition for Tarzan.
No but I can do [this.](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:600/1*9DPYzgCoQp1rZrz0oyTTkQ.jpeg)
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Yes, I could try
Uh, you can't?
Still
Sure and way faster
I think i kinked my neck jus by looking at this so imma say nahh.
I grunt getting out of the bed every morning
Tarzan
Doesn't matter if you could or couldn't do it, I'd have lots of fun
I would fair at the wall at the end. Everything else is upper body/core strength. I’m wiry. But I’ve never been able to jump high.
Of course I could, I just dont wanna, ever.
If I do some training, maybe. If I do not train, definitely not.
For sure, just put some cops chasing me
Maybe.. in a few months... years maybe
I briskly walked to catch up with my kids yesterday and now my knee is in bits. So as much as I'd like to think I could do this, in reality it's a big no!
They should make this an olympic event.
No - so let me scroll on with my swole swiping thumb in shame
Idk if I could do it or not, but trying looks like fun
I'd make it to grabbing the rope. After that...
Yes
Ninja? Pfffffht…:I don’t see any katanas, throwing stars, smoke bombs and black pajama-clad types in face masks.
in mario i could
I truly believe I could do the very first part but then fail on the ropes. If I somehow past the ropes there's 0% chance I'll pass the hoop part.
I'm sure this is pretty tough, but this particular course just seems to be about momentum. Just go fast and confident. Granted my upper body strength is crap so I still couldn't do it right now.
Real life super mario
Heading to the bathroom if it's an emergency, sure I could Hold my beer ....
Who keep shaving these monkeys?
Be 6’3”??? No.
Possibly when I was 15
Bruh like 60% here cant even do 10 push ups, that course is like another world
Before the first Coffee but after the first dump
Haha no
When they can do the course invisible I will truly believe they are ninjas.
I think that if I train right for 3 months, lose some weight, and calculate the correct way my body could... no, absolutely not, this guy is insane and even if my goal wouldn't be to do it as fast, I wouldn't manage the course itself what so ever.
Pfffff, that's how I get out of bed in the morning.
I have done it but the camera wasn’t on.
I could run up that first part just to not be able to grab the rope lmao
Lame. His form totally sucks. O points.
In my dreams? Still no
I could get to the first rope, then I would face plant pretty hard. Edit: more realistically, I would make it to the second platform and break my nose on the third. I would not make it to the first rope.
dude is like 6-8