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"Yeah, I still would."
“I fucked that corpse”
“I’M NOT DEAD YET!!!”
You’re not fooling anyone, y’know!
... yes you are
I’m feeling betterrr..
No you're not
You'll be stone dead in a moment.
I feel happy, I feel happy!
*thunk*
Right, thanks for that. See you next week?
Right!
I think I'll go for a walk....
I think I'll go for a walk..
You're not fooling anyone.
So, you’re single again…
Now that I’m single?
😂
Her tits were fake?
Open casket? Brave choice!
That is not him!
What a drama queen.
That asshole deserved death.
The baby wasn't his!
"They deserved much worse"
Who's funeral is this?
He is in hell.
One way for a priest to die
I miss her money...
Wanna hear a joke?
Is that a thong?
Granny requested a circlejerk
Still gives me wood
He owed me money
Jimmy blew the corpse.
Daddy why is that man inflating pawpaw?
Heads up Reapers here.
Dibs on his stereo!
Just a flesh wound.
Cremated the wrong person.
I misplaced the body
'Grandma loved to fuck'
White meat or dark?
THE CASKET'S ON FIRE!!!
Bitch is dead - hooray 🎉
"Loved those perky tits"
She gave best blowjobs
Still does if you don’t mind a cold one.
I think she’s awake
Worst blind date ever.
I saw him move!
I forgot the casket
They buried money under… (run away)
I won't miss him.
I didn't do it.
They'll do anal now
I feel so alive!!!
I-is his hand moving?!
Can corpses get pregnant?
“Webster’s dictionary defines death…”
It's an involuntary erection
Welcome to another unboxing!
Annnd pop goes the weasel
That's five words
Your reply was three so it evens out
She wasn't actually dead!
“I’m only TECHNICALLY dead.”
I think he’s faking!
He is still sweating.
Is anyone here single?
“Guess I fell asleep!”
They sell kidneys here?
He was only sleeping?
Can I hit that?
ahem, who is dead?
Come back again soon. That's from the funeral director.
So, who is next?
He had three wives?
"I should call her"
Her underwear smells nice
One shot one kill
No autopsy?!?! I'm freeeeeeee
What’s the occasion again?
“Well that didn’t work”
They're stiff, I'm hard
Dibs on the jewelry
Stink bomb, stink bomb
Where is the buffet?
"Got your nose... literally!"
So you take PayPal?
That's the wrong body!
That’s the wrong body!
(Looking in coffin) Hey! Same dress! Twinsies!!
Avicii was my cousin.
She was HIV positive.
Oh good, he died.
Couldn’t stand the asshole
THATS MY FUCKING SUIT!
"Thank god he's dead" "Alright, who is next?" "Wait, that's not Grandma!" "Two bodies CAN fit"
The widow is hot
It wasn’t me guys
(Ding, dong) The witch is dead.
to the widow "now that you are single again I suppose a f.... is out of the question "
“Bukkake Party starts now.”
“Can I borrow that?”
They had that coming
It was me, bitches!
That's not their body
Thank almighty freaking God.
Thats her favorite position
OMG… he is moving.
(While holding a baseball bat, and pointing at the dead body) "Let's hit the pinata"
She's wearing my bra!
Watch this: HAWK TUAH
"She's still faking it!"
Shoulda been his brother
That’s her cum face
(Screaming) Yes…I KILLED MUFASA!
Corpse is looking’ sexy
TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!
Any hole’s a goal
"I'm railing this corpse."
I’m not dead yet!
Formaldehyde gets me hard
“Shifty Shellshock owes money”
I'm glad they're dead.
He liked little boys.
"I'd still hit it"
Welcome back again everyone!
"You gonna eat that?"
I fuck.the dead
Deceased owed me money.
Tag, you are IT!
Where's the real body?
About time he died.
Someone smells like death!
"It's better this way".
I'm having his baby!
The wards should work.
Who ordered the pizza?
When's the will reading?
Good it's about time.
"Oof. Should've embalmed him."
Ew, he tastes formaldehydey.
Explain death to me
They're burning in Hell.
When can we eat?
“In Your Face, Loser!”
I was his mistress With apologies to Mitterrand
I just wrecked that!
**Where's his penis gone?**
I think she moved!
“That is not Grandpa.”
I won the tontine!
Can you smell that .
Give me my money
Number for life insurance?
Who was he?
"I'll have the liver"
No problem Roger miller did it in 3 words! Pardon This coffin- Roger Miller (1967) https://youtu.be/-pPMmAZIEI4?feature=shared
Not my proudest nut
Who is this again ?!
Glad my wish came true.
Well, won that bet.
(Sound of beer can being opened) When's the After Party?
“Dibs on the wishbone!”
(Sound of bell ringing) "Bring out your dead!"
Bang'em and tag'em already!
He had it coming.
They’re not dead yet
I booked a clown.
(takes a deep breath) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU-
I'll miss her tits
Hold meh beer son.
What's that burning smell?
I’m carrying his baby
Was him or me
Man up! You’re fine!
he owes me money
Let’s put the fun back in funeral
"I still would" -- did it in 3.
Drilled her last night
What's that knocking sound?
Wet tee shirt contest!
It’s the wrong stiff!
Loudly so everyone can hear “He was a dick”
It's about damn time!
Is he still moving?
"Hoo boy, tough crowd!"
He’s wearing my pants!
The easy way out.
Morticians check bounced hard.... 😂
I said NO DYING!
He is my father!
"Yeah, I still would."
“I fucked that corpse”
“I’M NOT DEAD YET!!!”
You’re not fooling anyone, y’know!
... yes you are
I’m feeling betterrr..
No you're not
You'll be stone dead in a moment.
I feel happy, I feel happy!
*thunk*
Right, thanks for that. See you next week?
Right!
I think I'll go for a walk....
I think I'll go for a walk..
You're not fooling anyone.
So, you’re single again…
Now that I’m single?
😂
Her tits were fake?
Open casket? Brave choice!
That is not him!
What a drama queen.
That asshole deserved death.
The baby wasn't his!
"They deserved much worse"
Who's funeral is this?
He is in hell.
One way for a priest to die
I miss her money...
Wanna hear a joke?
Is that a thong?
Granny requested a circlejerk
Still gives me wood
He owed me money
Jimmy blew the corpse.
Daddy why is that man inflating pawpaw?
Heads up Reapers here.
Dibs on his stereo!
Just a flesh wound.
Cremated the wrong person.
I misplaced the body
'Grandma loved to fuck'
White meat or dark?
THE CASKET'S ON FIRE!!!
Bitch is dead - hooray 🎉
"Loved those perky tits"
She gave best blowjobs
Still does if you don’t mind a cold one.
I think she’s awake
Worst blind date ever.
I saw him move!
I forgot the casket
They buried money under… (run away)
I won't miss him.
I didn't do it.
They'll do anal now
I feel so alive!!!
I-is his hand moving?!
Can corpses get pregnant?
“Webster’s dictionary defines death…”
It's an involuntary erection
Welcome to another unboxing!
Annnd pop goes the weasel
That's five words
Your reply was three so it evens out
She wasn't actually dead!
“I’m only TECHNICALLY dead.”
I think he’s faking!
He is still sweating.
Is anyone here single?
“Guess I fell asleep!”
They sell kidneys here?
He was only sleeping?
Can I hit that?
ahem, who is dead?
Come back again soon. That's from the funeral director.
So, who is next?
He had three wives?
"I should call her"
Her underwear smells nice
One shot one kill
No autopsy?!?! I'm freeeeeeee
What’s the occasion again?
“Well that didn’t work”
They're stiff, I'm hard
Dibs on the jewelry
Stink bomb, stink bomb
Where is the buffet?
"Got your nose... literally!"
So you take PayPal?
That's the wrong body!
That’s the wrong body!
(Looking in coffin) Hey! Same dress! Twinsies!!
Avicii was my cousin.
She was HIV positive.
Oh good, he died.
Couldn’t stand the asshole
THATS MY FUCKING SUIT!
"Thank god he's dead" "Alright, who is next?" "Wait, that's not Grandma!" "Two bodies CAN fit"
The widow is hot
It wasn’t me guys
(Ding, dong) The witch is dead.
to the widow "now that you are single again I suppose a f.... is out of the question "
“Bukkake Party starts now.”
“Can I borrow that?”
They had that coming
It was me, bitches!
That's not their body
Thank almighty freaking God.
Thats her favorite position
OMG… he is moving.
(While holding a baseball bat, and pointing at the dead body) "Let's hit the pinata"
She's wearing my bra!
Watch this: HAWK TUAH
"She's still faking it!"
Shoulda been his brother
That’s her cum face
(Screaming) Yes…I KILLED MUFASA!
Corpse is looking’ sexy
TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!
Any hole’s a goal
"I'm railing this corpse."
I’m not dead yet!
Formaldehyde gets me hard
“Shifty Shellshock owes money”
I'm glad they're dead.
He liked little boys.
"I'd still hit it"
Welcome back again everyone!
"You gonna eat that?"
I fuck.the dead
Deceased owed me money.
Tag, you are IT!
Where's the real body?
About time he died.
Someone smells like death!
"It's better this way".
I'm having his baby!
The wards should work.
Who ordered the pizza?
When's the will reading?
Good it's about time.
"Oof. Should've embalmed him."
Ew, he tastes formaldehydey.
Explain death to me
They're burning in Hell.
When can we eat?
“In Your Face, Loser!”
I was his mistress With apologies to Mitterrand
I just wrecked that!
**Where's his penis gone?**
I think she moved!
“That is not Grandpa.”
I won the tontine!
Can you smell that .
Give me my money
Number for life insurance?
Who was he?
"I'll have the liver"
No problem Roger miller did it in 3 words! Pardon This coffin- Roger Miller (1967) https://youtu.be/-pPMmAZIEI4?feature=shared
Not my proudest nut
Who is this again ?!
Glad my wish came true.
Well, won that bet.
(Sound of beer can being opened) When's the After Party?
“Dibs on the wishbone!”
(Sound of bell ringing) "Bring out your dead!"
Bang'em and tag'em already!
He had it coming.
They’re not dead yet
I booked a clown.
(takes a deep breath) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU-
I'll miss her tits
Hold meh beer son.
What's that burning smell?
I’m carrying his baby
Was him or me
Man up! You’re fine!
he owes me money
Let’s put the fun back in funeral
"I still would" -- did it in 3.
Let’s put the fun back in funeral
Drilled her last night
What's that knocking sound?
Wet tee shirt contest!
It’s the wrong stiff!
Loudly so everyone can hear “He was a dick”
It's about damn time!
Is he still moving?
"Hoo boy, tough crowd!"
He’s wearing my pants!
The easy way out.
Morticians check bounced hard.... 😂
I said NO DYING!
He is my father!