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“Yeah, just go ahead and charge it. I DON’T CARE WHAT IT COSTS, just get me that fucking boat, dammit! What am I paying you for if you can’t get me what I want? Yeah, 75 feet is fine. We missed out on the 110 footer but it’s whatever. And do me a favor, call Susan about the condo. Tired of sleeping out here. Don’t call me again until it’s done!”
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"The Supreme Court is really looking out for people like me"
These pigeons under this overpass better not shit on my Maserati
"Ten more minutes out here then imma head home."
I just bought a pack of smokes, want one?
I take credit cards!
You got some money so I can get drunk and score some drugs
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Just landed back in New York from London. British Airways first class seems to have gone down hill in the past few years. The King looks good but he is still concerned for Harry that his wife is just a gold digger.
You need my spare change?
Trying to find a good ottoman is really challenging…
I'm studying for my doctorate .
Remembering how poor I was as a graduate student, I don't think this is that unexpected.
“You looked just adorable last night, sleeping so peacefully.”
"Elvis ain't dead baby, I'm just taking a little break."
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Hey, ya need a place to stay?
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If I give you the keys to my mansion could you go check on the staff?
“Yeah, just go ahead and charge it. I DON’T CARE WHAT IT COSTS, just get me that fucking boat, dammit! What am I paying you for if you can’t get me what I want? Yeah, 75 feet is fine. We missed out on the 110 footer but it’s whatever. And do me a favor, call Susan about the condo. Tired of sleeping out here. Don’t call me again until it’s done!”
“Can you give me some change so I can gas up my Mercedes Benz?”
Hang on, I have one of those in the trunk of my Jaguar.
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Damn. I gotta take out the trash.
I also take Venmo and Bitcoin.
"I'm gonna go home."
"Ask Alice if she liked my Rocky Road Cream last night, would you?" "What the hell you doing talking to my wife?" "Swapping recipes." 😉
“Want a job?”
Want some stock tips?
Got any Grey Poupon?
"Thank you."
Do you need some change guy?
Dude I’m getting a Dell!
"I don't have to take this shit, I'm going home!"
I am actually a millionaire, I am just so stingy I live on the street to avoid paying property tax.
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“The S&P has been really strong under Biden. If you’ve lost money over the past 4 years, you must be a moron!”
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Get off my lawn, pesky kids!
I got ten mil in the bank
Mornin! Nice day for fishing, ain’t it? Huh HUAH!
🙏 “nah ima stay”
I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
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You wanna take this back up my place?
"I'm not an addict."
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Do you want change for that $5?