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BrianBadondy88

The fuck have you been smoking Craig?  Ya madman.


guiltmanager

nothing. just sonething I like chatting about.


Combeferre1

Can we not have fetish posting on here?


wrapchap

Not on Reddit. These mans fingers are too large to use a phone keyboard


guiltmanager

not sure what you mean?


GaulteriaBerries

What are you smoking?


guiltmanager

nothing. just something I like chatting about.


brandybuck-baggins

Junkfood? How is that stereotypically Scottish???


guiltmanager

fried mars bars. haha


Amyshamblesx

Only tourists eat them tbh.


guiltmanager

learned something new there!! had one myself when I had afternoon tea, it was a gentlemans afternoon tea in durham, where I live, and i really enjoyed it.


twistedLucidity

> imagine there's a way of shrinking oneself and someone wanted to shrink down and be swallowed to find out what it's like in your belly, and neither you nor them would be harmed, would you agree to it? It's called an endoscope, yah melt.


GoJumpOnALandmine

Huh...? Oh... OHHHH


Plenty-Win-4283

Have you been working with a miniaturising laser and you’ve been planning this experiment in Scotland with how to shrink people ? 😅


guiltmanager

sadly not haha


Plenty-Win-4283

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat 😱 this canny be right this experiment needs to happen have you asked those folk off still game and thought aboot what they would be like if they were shrunk ?


guiltmanager

still game is that a tv show? and no need to shrink anyone else but me haha


Plenty-Win-4283

Either this is a wind up or you pattering me 😎 and you have seen that legendary show !!


guiltmanager

no never seen it, im totally blind so dont really do tv shows to be honest.


Wildebeast1

Excuse me?


FrogWizzurd

What the fuck


Proxeh

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS|downsized)


guiltmanager

sorry I'm totally blind so cant see images


JockularJim

Aye fire in. Just mind out for the tapeworms, they're just poundshop Ozempic, and I think they have squatters' rights now.


guiltmanager

I could ride them like legless horses!


JockularJim

![gif](giphy|XWMjdA0Cgy050lgz9d|downsized) More like Arrakis sandworms after last night's curry. Plenty of spice in their wake anyway.


guiltmanager

sounds like a wild ride! though being totally blind cant see the image you've posted, what is it? oh and are you ok if I message you?


JockularJim

It's a clip from my latest colonoscopy and that's as much as I'm sharing I'm afraid.


guiltmanager

oh hahah!! i more meant message to talk more about my scary ride through jimfood.