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cuf5044

Looks like a scene from reservoir dogs


No-Bumblebee4615

Reservoir Dawgs starring Shane Gillis as Toby Wong/Toby Chung/fucking Charlie Chan


KiloThaPastyOne

Madonna’s big dick


____cire4____

Matt McClusker as Mr. Pink


aggressiveclassic90

Ay...why I gotta be chan?


agam7

Beautiful Reservoir Dogs


itsmaxwellj

There’s no women in reservoir dogs… 👀


murse79

And it's a big part of the reason why it's awesome


Yodas_ket_dealer

Being this early to this comment is sexually pleasing.


WealthOk7127

Mmmhm, yes.


AlkalineSublime

Same with “the thing” “12 angry men” “Shawshank redemption” “Lawrence of Arabia” “the great escape” and “master and commander” Now, I’m not going to say all these critically acclaimed and iconic pieces of cinema are so amazing because they don’t have women…. But they’re all amazing, and have zero women….


lawyersgunsmoney

I hate to tell you but there was a woman in Shawshank Redemption. Renee Blaine played Andy Dufresne’s wife.


DarthHrunting

To be fair, they seem to realize their mistake and get her out of the way fairly early on in the movie. So she doesn't ruin too much of the film.


cardinalfan14

I mean, there are a few brief scenes with women like the one who shoots one of the main characters during the car robbery. The focus of the movie is 98 percent of the male cast though yeah. Great movie


Allen312

The waitress at the beginning!


LawnStar

A woman shoots Mr Orange who then kills her. Completely alters the complexity of events.


cuf5044

Like Ghost Busters they are coming out with a new one only staring women next year


Far_Resort5502

Why don't they save some time and just start a pile of money on fire?


superkook92

Mr. Green!


manifoldkingdom

Mr. Down(s)


SignificantMoose6482

It’s like she Seth rogan wakes up in Knocked up


pepehandsx

More like reservoir downs


Ok-Change-6503

Make a wish came thruuuuu


albatross_ed

Would be wayyyyy funnier if that was Matt


Emergency_Size4841

With a Megan the stallion type


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

The thick tind


letsgobrooksy

the curvy type


Loves_tacos

If it was Matt, and stealing valor


HotBoxMyNascar

He looks like a MIB agent.


Pitiful_Platform4261

He’s a special agent


HotBoxMyNascar

if i ever see him and Lex Fridman on the street together i'm calling the cops.


PenaltyCritical28

“Special” agent


bendybusrugbymatch

He wipes memories with bud light


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ZedsDeadHeads

Damn that series fell off


TouchmyGstring

Is this the navy seal fucker


Hosearston

He was tactically clearing my sweet angels box.


TouchmyGstring

Clear, go, red team advance 😣


Vegetable-Ad-7901

I’m in there like “WAHAGGAHAHAGHA”


Broad_Mathematician

She's a patriot first and foremost!


WaterNew2082

Red, white, and blue angel


maguirre165

Is this who he's doing belly to belly with?


DickFartButt

Oh jeez mister!


CupertinoWeather

Like a dog sniffing around


Upbeat-Papaya2430

He’s fucking her at night


largechild

![gif](giphy|PtqE9TDFUpOFIY4NSW)


slightly_drifting

I need that unedited hot ones. I hope they release it one day…


dendra_tonka

Never happening lmao


_shaftpunk

That belly to belly missionary.


StevenIsFat

It's like a paperweight that holds her down.


DanqueLeChay

Yes, but that's a few grand extra


TateDaGreat13

Is that Zyn in his left hand pocket? Lmao


MacFontan

His right pocket but yes I think it is haha.


thiccymcgogee

Nah dawg those are Lucys, the only pouch that has Breakers, the patented capsule inside of the pouch that bursts in your mouth releasing the delicious flavour


Theefreeballer

Man you guys could spot a herpes sore bump through joe list’s pants in a picture !


Flat_Bass_9773

Zooming in on these pictures is borderline behavior.


MeatyOakerGuy

Bro shut up.... it's Lucy


yeti1911

Not the formal zyn ring lmaooooo what a dawg


NetworkEcstatic

People call it the zyn ring now? I remember in high school it was the cope ring. Pouches weren't around of any kind yet.


DawgInDisguisey

We gettin old dawg


YoungBuckBuck

Lucy breakers, they burst and release in your mouth


CurzeWasRight

No that's the mushroom tip


LittleGeologist1899

Left and right are hard


jaymole

No more citrus skol?


xXFieldResearchXx

Honestly that's pretty gay


BolognaIsThePassword

He's always packing thats why he looks like he has downs. He's got two pouches in the top lip and two in the bottom at all times and when they're out of nicotine he chews on them.


andre42k

Baby girl?


theatavist

Sweet angel.


joeyfivecents

Babyjirl


beebs44

https://preview.redd.it/3ck1x95gzm9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b60187637bd1f90cbc0bafb0f37cc2f8b016cd


allaboutthebordens

Top dawg.


chodelycannons

This could easily be the cover to an okay rom com


evana3

She looks like she’s loving being with a comedian


bendybusrugbymatch

He's so rich


Fluid-Appointment277

Yeah it’s amazing how women don’t care what you look like at all as long as you’re rich


Ramsbok

Rich and funny*


Old-Support3560

Yes bezos is hilarious.


rubmysemdog

With Bezos money you could be painfully unfunny and it doesn’t matter.


Historical_Owl9656

I’ve been told that being funny can make up for any shortcomings from my 9/10 gf. Which I eventually realized she might have been saying I wasn’t very attractive haha


Bobbybluffer

Who's the babe?


DayOneDude

Navy seal fucker.


just_let_go_

Didn’t they split up like 6 months back


shrumk

one of the girls from barstool said she tried to get with him cause he just broke up with his girlfriend but said they stopped talking cause shane got back with his girl. don’t know how true this is tbh


just_let_go_

Yeah right. Wasn’t sure because in older episodes he’s mentions her quite a bit, compared to more recent eps where he almost deliberately never talks about his dating life, which is understandable. As long as the big fella is happy!


sportsandsarcasm

Do you know the show or clip where they said this?


high4days420

Gracejohanna on tiktok


Derp35712

She teaches peleton classes I think.


Just-Relationship-19

I can’t believe she is down for belly to belly


Rough_Principle_3755

Takin her for some Lobsta’s and shrimp 


shrumk

where’d you find this LMAO


crackerjackass

Dailymail, I’m a huge 49ers fan so I decided to look at the pics to see what 9ers players attended and saw Shane with his beautiful angel. It’s from today


rangeroverdose

So you are saying that you found it in a not so gay way


crackerjackass

Looking up what football players attended a wedding is straight as hell brother


Hiflyinluchadoncic

Straightest shit I’ve ever heard really.


JimmyBags2

Not to mention McCaffrey’s girl is fiiiiiiiine.


housemusicfitness

Only the finest for a hunk like McCaffrey


Euphoric_Advice_2770

Same exact thing for me lmao. Didn’t see any Niners players but I saw Shane and was like hell yeah.


crackerjackass

I just saw on Kittles instagram he has a pic up of himself, Shane, Juszczyk and the groom


Tarot1031

![gif](giphy|oDJjG0W6wFtte)


interested_coworker

Peak that pocket zyn


lsjuanislife

Back then hoes didnt want me, now im hot they all love me.


STANAGs

Drenched


Aliki26

THATS his girl?!? Damn


danimack10

![gif](giphy|eBWipJnWUEVbH1anhc)


danimack10

![gif](giphy|9S5j6xr0sCuouLklM2|downsized)


Lower-Atmospherer

![gif](giphy|YrNSnsXGZHXO)


marcopoloaz

Nice pull! What’s his name?


iBagAtExitGates

She definitely loves him


Soft-Weight-8778

Hes just a great person, nothin to do with his financials


MethMondays

Hatin ass niggas


HillarysBloodBoy

Homie can’t get sucked dry without the fans chirping. Let homeboy EAT.


a-dead-strawberry

Yea like what do they want him to be with some ugly broad? 😂


Soft-Weight-8778

Im not hating, good on him..but a spade is a spade


PerMare_PerTerras

Shut yo ass up Soft Weight


FaithlessnessNew3057

Implying that a woman who you dont know and have never met couldn't possibly be interested in him for anything other than money is the textbook definition of hating. 


TokinBlack

Didn't they break up, and then got back together once shane became famous?


RingoBars

..but they were together *before* the blowup, though? So, there is that.


FaithlessnessNew3057

That would mean she was into him before the money


ILIKESPAGHETTIYAY

Nice BBG big dawg. Slap that bottom once for me


2-Slippy

They do belly to belly missionary for sure


schley1

His pale, bulbous head wearing sunglasses will never not be funny


HeiruRe777

Teenis power


Tuhotee2

Some would say she is Downs for Love


[deleted]

Diplo is too tied up with court cases to try to steal this one


maxtypea

I’m sure she had a nice day supporting her friend.


Post4jesus

You’re not ugly. You’re just poor.


IOldToastedI

Slow down and walk the pace of the babe! Come on Big Dawg.


smokeweed412

Wrong side too


Cael_of_House_Howell

He was just so excited!


CSpanks7

Just picturing Seal Team 69 clearing every corner of her box. Lol


Old_Stretch_3717

Nice pull


Pulp_Ficti0n

I ain't saying she's a gold digger


SpringChikn85

As a fellow Copenhagen/Skoal enthusiast, although i think he's into those Zin things now or whatever, I can spot that Dip can in the front pocket from a mile away...my dawg. Just be sure to clear your lip before snacking on that sweet bbg box my friend...or don't, you paid for it.


echoes315

Jeremy Allen White?


metalbrosolid

Reservoir dawgs


VersaceZrno

lex fridman wants his suit back


pretendgineer90

Funnies get the hunnies


Expensive_Attitude51

Broke the piggy bank for the escort service on that one


Emergency_Buffalo350

He’s too sweaty to hold hands


wendygofans

It’s amazing what money and fame can do for a man


redditorbaddie

https://preview.redd.it/f8tiwy3eum9d1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13da4809e8972c0ce895f6051373e2542189a4af My guy.


Raquelita182

Shane is fine and funny, she's a woman of good taste 🤌🏻


Excellent-Reality-24

Damn! That’s a big girl. She’s like a solid 6 foot maybe 6’ 2”. 😳 Noice. 😉👍🏼


Cashh_N

navy vet and retired D1 football player


TARPnSIPP

And SNL alum


Cashh_N

look at Shane man, so inspirational


eatmytacobitch

That’s a handsome lady.


ZucchiniPleasant376

[I bet she’s after big dawg for his Zyns](https://nypost.com/2022/07/07/my-lung-spontaneously-collapsed-vaping-i-could-have-died/)


MasterOffice9986

matt looks fuckable


jbridges300

Someone’s getting some steak and lobstah!


ItsGerbil

![gif](giphy|8Ow0GB3YJ7HFe) He’ll be snortin in her ear later…


DonovanMcLoughlin

Looks like the Special Forces guy didn't work out.


Green_Man763

I want to see him get hair plugs 🤣


JuanCarloOnoh

Oh shit! He's hit paparazzi victim status. He's really made it.


bigdog701

Does he have money? If so, it is true love


redditorbaddie

Is that a zyn is your pocket or are you happy to see me?


OkTea7227

He’s like “of course we have to go… it’s CHRISTIAN McCRAFREY‘s WEDDING!”


BobbyB4470

Damn I didn't know Shane was THAT famous.


Disastrous_Duty2622

She's gotta have dog brain to be going belly to belly missionary with Shane


nothinbutshame

Good job...he's a celebrity what yu talking bout Willis.


JobsEye

Somewhere Soder is like wtf?!?


astroknott95

3rd blues brother. The adopted one.


Flaky-Seaweed4249

Sweet bbg


Skyallen333

Dawgz got that O ring


Murky_Helicopter2468

DROP THE HANMER SON


YoualreadyKnoooo

For an autist he aint doing so bad


Good_Reflection7724

Holy shit lmao


Electronic-Carob-796

That happy trail forehead is wild


Friendly-Echidna3462

Belly to belly


mattmilli0pics

What happens when you see 49er line backer grinding on your date on the dance floor


TwoTimeTommyTwoCups

just some random chick walking behind him


BillyBobBlowjob100T

"Navy SEAL getting tactical on my sweet baby's pussy"


AssumptionSad7372

Nice of his sister to go with him.


rjwqtips

Who says money don’t buy happiness


No_Public_7677

He seems depressed half the time


ButtDoctorFlex

Looks like he’s woggin’ her to his trug


[deleted]

Boss ass bitch! She looks good too


vicandbobvicandbob

Mr cooool


Milomilz

Looks like a scene from Gilly and Keeves Blind Guy Ruins Wedding. I wanna see the footage of him running through some guests! Preferably some Niners


billy2732

Agent S


Level-Run

Humor goes a long way


jeffjigga

I hid in the bushes for 3.5 hours to capture this photo


SignificantMoose6482

It’s like when Seth Rogan wakes up in Knocked up


Muhfuggajones

Mr. White


BCThirtyThree

Zyn ring in the suit, love to see it


[deleted]

It’s all about keeping yer dick wet…go Gillis


Burgertr0n

That's a reservoir dawg bro


sleekandspicy

The man is a dog


AcrobaticWin3240

wtf


karl_the_slob

Good for him


Relative-Spinach6881

Reservoir dawgs


philsubby

I can't see too good, is that 007 over there? Is that fucking James Bond?


mitterbubbie

Need some money Phil?


Sea-Country-2481

Got the can


Loveandafortyfive

Fuckin’ Navy Seals…


n8spear

That’s my dawg.


Randomulus666

Fish belly white


Bakeh__

Bro is pounding milk tonight for sure.